It’s tradition! Jessica Yaniv Simpson rang in 2022 with a great Twitter purge and a strange brag about a defunct failed Karotz brand. That was nothing compared to 2021, which started with an arrest warrant that was shortly followed by Yaniv lopping off his own penis and calling it a vagina.
And now, 2023 is coming in with a great bang! Er…make that a fire alarm. Again. I wonder who it could be. In case you were wondering, there is no fire. Just a burned up ol’ hag and her son Jonathan.
It started with this anecdote, shared with MeowMix, about New Years Eve:
“On New Years Eve, a group of a approximate 15 owners were in the Soho lounge socializing and celebrating the coming new year. Two of the owners in attendance included Cailis and Funk, the two that are presently being sued for assault charges by JYS.
“Everyone was having a good time sipping wine and munching on finger food. In comes Miriam in the Soho lounge looking very agitated as usual and seemed to be angry that everyone seemed to be having a good time. The owners that were present have experience this many times before and the rule of thumb is to ignore her and not even make eye contact in case that sets her off.
“Apparently this did not set well with Miriam and after a few minutes she left only to return a few minutes later, glare at certain people, take video or pictures of everyone and leave again. She repeated this for a few more times. She then decided to bring blankets and was going to use the Broadway Room as her private bedroom. That’s when somebody told her that this is a common area and not someone’s private bedroom. Heated words were exchanged, the next thing we know the RCMP and the ambulance services were knocking at the front entrance, was let in, and Miriam was taken away by the ambulance service.
“Another day at the Zoo. Just I’m writing to you I received a phone call from one of the owners stating the one of the fire alarm pull stations has just been activated on the third causing a total evacuation of the building.“
I want to restate one line from above: Miriam returned to take pictures and videos of everyone in the public area. Why is that so important?
We were contacted today by a building resident, Gina, who received this letter. You can tell from the strange capitalization of random words and other style cues (not to mention errors) that it was written by Jon Yaniv. She’s provided her consent for us to post it here.
First of all, finish laughing. Now, details.
They want Gina to stop taking pictures but Miriam and Jon want to keep taking pictures? Sure.
They want Gina to stop saying their dog (plural) are not service dogs. They’re not. The plural is because Miriam and Jon have tried several times to claim Miriam’s dog Walnut is also a service dog. They attempted to sue the building for it at the CRT and were forced to withdraw. This is their escalation it seems.
They also say Gina should stop saying Miriam isn’t deaf. Not just that, but they say that Gina stating these things violates a law. Right.
It goes on to claim that Miriam (read: Fat Jon) has the right to remain free from these activities, which is false. Nobody has that right. That’s like saying “I have the right for YOU to not call me fat”. You don’t have that right. Not at all. It may be hurtful or wrong, but you don’t have that right. I guess The Practice of Jessica Simpson isn’t all that up to speed on human rights or law. What do you expect from someone that couldn’t get through elementary school without extra help.
Yaniv goes on to claim they will have Gina criminally charged and/or sued if she doesn’t comply.
Our sources from the building – plural, Jonny – you can’t stop them all – also indicated that in the last few days Jonathan Yaniv has been spotted in the parking lot of Miriam’s strata. Events were documented, as they always are. Also of interest is that Miriam posted a bulletin on the building bulletin board asking if anyone was interested in renting her condo. I suspect this is just an attention seeking ploy by Miriam. She was hoping someone would say they don’t want her to leave. She’s talked about this before. Her and Jon have talked about moving to Nanaimo and Manitoba in the past.
The C&D letter wasn’t alone. It came with a form letter that they demanded Gina sign and return to them.
You can guess what Gina’s response was. The funny part is that I know she’s already beat Yaniv multiple times, one of which resulted in the law society formally reprimanding Yaniv, and if Yaniv wants to pit his “law expertise” against the real lawyers she can afford, I look forward to it.
In the meantime, as Jon Yaniv takes one more step towards being declared vexatious and living in a dumpster, I encourage readers to frequently remind the Yaniv’s that they’re not deaf, don’t have service dogs, and that taking their pictures is perfectly legal.
miriam, jon, illania, rexy, walnut, peanut, cashew, et al. yaniv/simpson clan,
You’re c&*t’s, all of you….yes even the dogs. They may have been salvageable & rehomeable but they’ve been tainted by the defective yaniv gene. You’re all pathological liars and completely insane. The sooner you all fuck off and move far away from any civilization the better it will be for both the community and you. No one likes you, everyone hates you….passionately. Better yet, if you all died in a fiery car crash we’d take alllll sorts of pictures of the wreck and then throw a massive party.
None of you are deaf, you all fake illnesses to grift off the system. You violate all the residential covenants and laws you accuse others of breaking. In the absence of moving or a horrific car crash (if jon’s driving with all his physical deficits its bound to happen) you belong in prison.
If you don’t like any of what I’ve said tough shit, sue me. No big secret, I’m vanericadams on twitter, DM me your petty nonsensical ridiculous claim.
Noooo! Dogs are innocent. A good flea bath and some parasite meds, and intensive therapy, will fix them right up. They can’t help being adopted by those mutants. I love dogs. Poor little things. Imagine being cooped up in that humid hog pen with JYS, unable to run and play and instead being forced to wear a dorky, patch covered, too small vest and four shock/spike collars,24/7, while inhaling the stink of old takeaways and pee? And little Walnut must have PTSD merely from Miriam’s horrible baritone shrieking. But they still have a chance. Unlike their “owners.” Sure wish the RSPCA would step in.
Hey! Here’s an idea! A shock collar for Jon! One like he stuck on poor Rexy, nice and safe O COURSE, but so he can LEARN. Every time he acts out, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZT! I know lots of people who’d love to hold the remote.
I cannot even begin to comment on the letter itself. And the acknowledgment form!!
Jon, you utter goofus.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT! Bad boy!
I love dogs as well. Maybe the yaniv pups could be saved after intensive deprogramming and repeated baths (like a post-skunk wash x 10).
As for jon, illiana & methuselah…..they’d be laughable if they weren’t such an epic pain in the ass.
Like mother, like son.
Total insanity.
Hey Jon,
Re-read those “legal documents” again. Slowly. Carefully. Let me know when you find your 24 glaring mistakes. I’ll wait.
Toddles!
Signed with zero love,
Abby.
jon is a mistake
I think jack was dinking miriam in her fart box and a bit of his seed oozed into her baby maker by accident and 9 months later boom, their defective spawn was born.
It’s funny because Miriam is Jack’s 4th wife, and we know he disliked her enough that he visited his previous wife and kids with her behind Miriams back. Plus, Jon looks exactly like Miriam to me.
I don’t think Miriam has ever been anyone’s first choice
The Yaniv Cease and Desist Letter is not a Legal Document, you pegged it. Normally these warning letters are for Trademark Infringement, and including the admission of guilt portion is plain weird. Yaniv trying to fish for a future lawsuit. Admitting you are guilty to all these accusations and sign?? Crazy, this is harassment in-itself. Time for Gina to ask for a restraining no-contact order, the Yaniv’s are threatening her with baseless accusations.
So, Miriam posted a notice to rent out her condo on the Strata’s Bulletin Board. Is she evicting her sister, Illana? Is she planning on moving in with Jonny & Rexy? In all of Jonny’s court pleadings to stay out of jail & get probation, he has always stressed that he is his mother’s caregiver but the fact he can’t even legally visit her anymore begs that question. In preparation for the June trial, is Miriam going to move into that tiny, hazardous waste site of a condo so that it appears that Jonny really is looking after her? Is he trying to prepare the background for his lawyer to plead caregiver again to try to prevent him from being sentenced to even a minimum jail term. Let’s be real here. As soon as Miriam moves in, she will become an unpaid & even more abused maid, cook, laundress, etc. In other words, a servant without having the refuge of her own place to retreat back to. Will Jonny make her sleep in his big new leased car? So many questions ….
Miriam Yaniv deserves no refuge. She’s made this bed, she’s slept in it for years, she can live with it until the devil takes back what he’s creater.
I think its a simple matter of finances. Fat jon has probably burnt through miriam’s savings so renting out her place and moving somewhere cheaper is the only option. No way they could sell jon’s cesspit and cover the multiple mortgages and no chance of renting his place in its current condition.
I’d like nothing more to see them all homeless & living out of shopping carts.
Also, if Miriam is deaf, how does she know that Gina said she isn’t deaf? It literally states, “stop saying I am not deaf.”
The comedy writes itself.
What’s next? Will Jon send his mirror a C&D letter for telling him every day that he’s an ugly, obese bull of a man? Is the mirror transphobic, too? Is it telling poor Rexy he’s a pet dog covered in fake badges, and not a service dog? Will Jon sue his own ears for telling him he’s not profoundly deaf, or his endocrine system for telling him he’s not actually diabetic but just eats whole cakes? Maybe he will sue the cow that died to become his Halal burger for ending up in his fatty intestines under false pretenses, or his tampon hoard for taunting him from under the sink. Better send your birth certificate a threatening note for saying that you’re a biological male in his thirties and not a 14-yr-old girl.
Give it a try, Jon, you never know! Make sure you get a signed acknowledgment.
As for me, I can’t stop laughing. I should be asleep but I honestly cannot stop chuckling. I need to cease and desist thinking about how stupid this annoying turdhead and his horrid mom are. It’s just one of those things that your brain can’t let go because it makes no sense. At all. Literally, AT ALL.
Most of the things you do aren’t remotely funny, Vile Jon, like your predation and violence and animal abuse. But these goofy lawsuits—they are funny, and you are a fool. A goofy, lonely fool. How are the fifteen college majors coming along? Have you shelved your studies in favor of creating a stream of bogus lawsuits? How does a girl find the time for all this, in between snacks, antibiotic application, and driving across the street to Mommy’s?
@Reader says: “What’s next?”
jonny filing a big fat “class action” against the strata for sanctioning, nay encouraging, a hostile environment the yaniv gang feel they have to flee from
I was being sarcastic, but UGGHHHHHH — you might be right about the “having to flee” bit. The “class action” would likely be laughed at, as usual, but it would be a decidedly Yanivesque exit. I would imagine the other residents would throw a party in the common area, were that to happen. I foresee Miriam and Jon piñatas. I hope we are all invited!
@Reader
Let’s face it they have been trying to get a strata pay out or two by any means necessary for years, why not go for one last fling as they pack up their chavvy belongings.
I can picture all the neighbours on their balconies cheering and flag waving the yanivs off as the yanivs give everyone the finger. Hawthorne videos galore.
I have to admire miriam’s deluded optimism of finding peace elsewhere. There can’t be many places that haven’t heard of the yanivs and/or won’t recognise his face or her voice.
The icing on the cake for me would be/is WGkitty/LR identity still unsolved.
Sign this because and admit to all that is stipulated in the letter, but if you don’t sign this it will be entered as evidence of you infringing on my rights. There isn’t a none of the above box to tick. Bet John liked to flip a coin, then think he was clever and say heads I win and tails you lose. Except he was not co-ordinated enough to flip a coin.
Please send back a C&D letter with all future correspondence from either Miriam or her spawn being considered harassment.
Did the spawn ever get formerly banned from the property by the strata council? The strata passed a by law, I just wondered if they ever used it.
I don’t think they need to. He’s prohibited by the RCMP still
I thought it was the arrest order that came with a no trespass condition. As soon as the trial is over I thought it would be vacated for the judges ruling and sentence. It is that reason why spawn should be banned through Strata rules, just so there is no lapse. I would hope a judge would extend the order but I find it unlikely with his mother living there.
You are dead-on, Yaniv the self-professed lawyer, is trying to get Gina to admit guilt. Next would be the lawsuit with a signed letter admitting harassment. Even the harassment is flimsy, you said Miriam wasn’t deaf, you said Rexy isn’t a service dog, where is the harm in that? What damages? This is Juniour High School gossip hour. The Cease and Desist Letter isn’t a legal document. It does outline accusations by the Yaniv’s, and this could be useful in having Miriam banned from the Common Area. Call a Strata meeting and vote on it is my advice. Strata Bylaws normally include stipulations of conduct, or being respectful of others. Miriam is threatening people and depriving others of the enjoyment they are entitled to in the Common Area.
Jim Norton
No just his mortgage my guess his is total debt is close to $200,000.
I believe the last title search showed two mortgages and one PLOC secured against his hovel. I wouldn’t even want to think what his unsecured debt would be.
And miriam put her name to this guff. HAHAHA.
• “stating our dogs are not service dogs,..”
Our?
Govern yourself accordingly Gina as “VERY SEVERE legal consequences” may follow.
Generally undecided which one, this or his “NO TRESSPASS notice” to Chris Elston… “You are officially being trespassed for stepping foot…”
Really impressive stuff from a 3rd Year Criminology SFU student.
I hope SFU suspends the fat slob.
@ jaime
I’d much rather any punishment come via the courts as any test score and/or certificate he may get is worthless anyway. Time spent plagiarising at least means less time threatening and grooming.
However, I still wonder just how bad someone’s behaviour has to be before being booted out of Canadian Universities.
Unfortunately troon privilege is a hell of a shield these days. Universities and the healthcare system will bend over backwards and forwards to accommodate this fuckwit or make excuses for his degeneracy.
Petunia
John is ill enough to be commited.
If only he was a horse
And yet he’s not, and constantly reeking havoc on innocent victims ♀️
So do Miriam and Jon really not realize that the first paragraph of their missive has Gina promising not to stalk, harass or photograph herself and her own guests? It also would have her promising not to say her own dogs aren’t service dogs and that she promises not to say she is not deaf, because she is. So in essence they are threatening her with legal action over things she does and says to herself about herself. It’s so, so dumb that it’s actually hysterical. They have absolutely no command of the English language whatsoever and it’s hilarious to see in writing. Oh Jon, just give it up dude. You and your “mother” are hated by everyone and wanted by nobody. You have never been sexually assaulted and you never will be. Nobody is that desperate. You have absolutely no power over anybody and I told you this when you entered my DM’s uninvited to threaten me, and then ran away like a scared child when you realized I was not gonna be intimidated by you. I mean, who is? You are a morbidly obese, smelly Eunuch wearing the same flowered dress over and over with an IQ so low it’s actually amazing you are able to stand upright. You are thoroughly useless as a human being and your mother is not any better. Do yourself a favor and run yourself through the same ringer you threatened to use on me. So stupid.
I recall reading on Meow Mix of the time big John crashed a teen pageant breakfast, his mom snappin photos as John stuck his face next to a real contestant to make it seem as if he was in the pageant. They both have a track record of harassment. Photographs of young unsuspecting girls. Time for the Strata to band together, hire a Lawyer and have them banned from the Common Area Lounge. Let Miriam seeth on the outside, put curtains up, block her view. The Yaniv’s are dictating the enjoyment of other residents with their obnoxious behaviour. Get tough with them. They laugh about the misery they inflict on others, they need some real legal consequences. Class Action-the whole Strata as one.
Please see latest postings RE: Certificate of Readiness Jessica Yanic Simpson VS Callis
Transphobia is not a thing.
Because a human can’t “Transition.”
Also Jon Yaniv Jessica Simpson Yaniv is fat.
Yaniv for prison 2023
LR tweeting that police are at jonny’s. Oh to be a fly on his sticky walls as I’ve always been curious if he talks to the police all lispy and girly breathless, fluttering his eyelashes/head on one side like in his videos or if he squares up and talks in his usual manly voice; does he sit there demurely crossing his legs or manspread?
Deary me, the things this nonce gets you thinking about.
Do you think he CAN cross his legs? They are so fat and gross it seems like it might be impossible. 🙂
Also, “a fly on his sticky walls” had me cracking up hysterically. So spot-on.
Cailis, Funk & Gina should all sue both jonny & mom for harassment
This total rubbish document from a wannabe lawyer, it’s totally meaningless and it’s actually stalking, he’s been told by the cops to stay away and stop harassing the frail old people but he just can’t help himself, oh, and he pulled another false fire alarm, in Australia if you do this it’s a $5000 fine, why have they not charged him with this as we know it’s costing lives for sure, tying up emergency services with constant false alarms, it’s despicable behaviour? It’s only a matter of time before this fat dick head is charged again with another criminal offence, he’s just naturally drawn to being a total fuckwit, it’s been bred into him. He should remember that these old people have kids and they have grandchildren, You have no idea what they do, one of them may even be a copper.
It’s absolutely maddening to me that these people seem to have no right to be able to enjoy their homes free from harassment and abuse. The strata doesn’t seem to be doing anything at all to protect these elders. And don’t get me started on the RCMP; Jon has clearly been violating his order of not contacting/harassing Messers Funk and Callais and what have they done about it? Fuck-all. These elders NEED to ban together as one and sue the both of them and make it clear that they will not stand for this behavior at all. Merely ignoring Miriam does not seem to be working. It’s past time for people to act and the RCMP should be ashamed of themselves.
I know Americans have a particular reputation. But, as an American—an Irish American, actually—this sh!t would not stand. If my parents were being hounded and harassed by these miscreants—let’s just say it wouldn’t be ignored.
It goes back and forth between being knee-slappingly hilarious to completely maddening. When I think of those poor residents just trying to exist in peace, and having to deal with Vile Jon and the Shrieker and their constant harassment—just infuriating. I guess JYS has shifted his focus from little girls to older people: both groups perceived as weaker by the big ox. Bad move. The older generation *don’t play.*
And neither do women in prison who get stuck with a 500 lb bio-male roomie, but that’s a delicious story of revenge for another day.
Hmm are condo and Co-op laws different than another apartment building rules. Since when can you drink in an apartment lounge ot social room? Don’t you need a liquor license? Mayne that’s why MY was taking pictures. Be careful and delete ny post soon…
Most apartments and condos have party rooms some call them social rooms its really not a lobby area or lounge.As for a liquor license you can get one for a special event such as NYE.
As for why the RCMP was at his place it could be due to him filming the prison.
There is nothing wrong with people having a drink in a Common Room. If there was a Special Occasion and Alcohol was given away, say a Wedding Reception then you would get a Permit. There isn’t Re-Sale, so a Re-Sale License isn’t needed. Residents are on their own property, shared property and are bringing what they wish to a Social. If you invite friends over for drinks in your residence you don’t need a Permit. There wasn’t a Special Occasion Bar setup, people were bringing their own drinks. Miriam just can’t stand to see anyone enjoying themselves, if she wasn’t so Toxic then she would likely be welcome. Johnathan is too Dysfunctional to be welcomed, look at his Twitter photo-there he is at the SFU 350 Club Awards, a group he just joined a few days earlier. What did he contribute? Nothing, but there he is taking up space and making everyone uncomfortable. Miriam wants everyone at the Condo to share in her misery, no one can have fun or a social event. The Yaniv’s aren’t normal people, they drain the life and goodness from everything around them. They laugh at making everyone miserable, it is a game to them. It pleases them. Sociopaths and Repugnant.
As for booze in common areas it depends on the province i live in Ontario the common areas are not seen as your residence.
Miriam. the Toxic person that she is brought blankets into the Social so she could say she was having a nap in the Common Room and was being disturbed. What mentality is that? Anti-Social Mis-Fit. Save all the letters and get one decent Lawyer to represent the Strata, ban her from the Common Area. She happily is ruining any community social-liife at the Condo. Can you imagine what working with her must of entailed, or attending school with Johnathan?? Horrible.
I think she is trying to set a trap for the condo board over react.
“Dis ith da nyoo howm ob GdinAHHHHH an KawWEEEEEE tho you wond be thippin tea idda SoHO woom doe more so like YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA dith your new lubbly howm”
Jon. JON.
No one takes you seriously. How could anyone be intimidated by that voice? How?? You will never sound like BW, whom you so obviously try to mimic, but you do sound like a giant man with a mouthful of cement and paint chips being strangled by his own chins. You sounded far more threatening doing the Elmo voice and telling minors you “lubbs da dickey”. You sad, goofy mutant.
You are truly the gift that keeps on giving. And by “gift” I mean viral warts. God, you’re awful.
Anyone else notice his short unbleached sideburns? Totally bizarre.
OMG that was the first thing I saw— hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
The second thing was the three-button woodsman’s shirt
Some sort of tranny mullet-esque thing he’s got going on there. His voice had me cackling.
Yikes, It has cost thousands upon thousands of dollars to look like that.
@377
Thousands and thousands of dollars—at Olive Garden.
His voice is a cross between intestinal distress and an oink. But it’s the pronunciations for me.
Does meowmix allow polls run by the userbase?
We have run polls in the past and we’re always open to suggestions
I used to think it was me not being that au fait with Canadian accents etc…but soon realised it was more a case of him trying to sound intelligent. One of the best examples, off the top of my head, was the phone call with TransLink last year. He made an even bigger prat of himself with that convo, numerous gaffs.
One KF poster picked up…
“ ‘litterly“ which is literally how he pronounced it, over and over again. “
Remember this is the bloke who bragged his words were power/he never loses an argument.
Sorry, above was reply to Reader.
It “litterly” is the vocal equivalent of an ice pick. The grating whine is bad enough, but the garbled and thick forming of “words” is too much. He seriously sounds like he’s chewing drywall. And let’s not forget the sentence structure, as evidenced in the “where’s Donald” video: “Dis is a nice place, look here is a gate, and a nice thing, and here ibbs a unit so LIKE YAAAAAAAAAAA.” Scathing! Simply scathing, Jon.
All while smacking his rubbery lips and tilting his head in either an attempt to look girly or accommodate his lower eye. Hard to tell which.
I don’t think I have ever been so openly insulting to anyone in my life, but it feels like Jon deserves that noble honor. Because he is VILE!
Reader
He is trying to act like a girl but looks and acts like a incel.
Jonathan was tweeting complete with video from outside the Maple Ridge Correctional fence, claims it will be Condo Residents new home. Was he visiting his Probation Officer? How Delusional can someone be? Straight to jail for Gossiping about the Yaniv’s. The Yaniv Clan should all pack up and return to Israel, including the mysterious Jack Yaniv who sired a DNA damaged Cretin. Johnathan’s twitter page proudly shows a heading of him at the SFU Environmental Award Dinner that recognized the work of the group for the previous years prior to Jabba the Hut weaseling into SFU. Environmental recognition for a few tweets about Burnaby Mountain and a Pipeline, Pathetic. People say he drives across the street to visit his Psychotic Mommy Dearest. JY is in and out of Court so often he thinks he is a Lawyer, he is a Defendant. Who should reside on the other side of the Prison Fence? Innocent victims of the Yaniv’s?
The vids are his impotent efforts at intimidation. I’m sure he’d like nothing better than to cane each and every resident. How he must hanker for those good old days where the RCMP were at his beck and call and he felt he was calling the shots.
As shitty as all this is for the residents, (and I don’t underestimate the effects his behaviour must be having on some) I enjoy seeing him seethe at not being able to silence folks. His rage is palpable.
Miriam assaulted?…we’ve already heard about the fire alarm but any moob groping, dragging and strangulation claims yet?
Yaniv is fat. Miriam is an illegal alien.
Where Stupid and Evil meet
There lies Yaniv