Seriously folks, if we sat here and tried to make shit up, we couldn’t come up with this crazy drama unfolding over at Chateau Yaniv. We’ll just leave this here.
Jessica Yaniv Simpson (JYS) has taken to Twitter and accused the Langley RCMP of burglary and threatens to have charge them (likely with an attempt via private prosecution). This will be fun.
JYS has already been accused of lewd and inappropriate conduct towards the Township of Langley’s (ToL) Fire Department, which these allegations are likely substantiated, as this is consistent with her incel behaviour. Since JYS has allegedly had surgery and post-surgery infections of her fancy new vagina, she has further engaged in a malicious campaign against ToL, where in my opinion, is more than attempts to likely to entrap first responders and accuse them of discrimination for future vexatious and frivolous human rights complaints. I believe JYS wants “collateral” to mitigate against the current and potential charges she’s facing, including the “breach of conditions” for not “keeping the peace”.
Just to refresh everyone that the officers are very much aware of the revolving door freak circus known as Jessica and Miriam Yaniv. Constable Safi Sharar was the officer who ironically fell for the falsified evidence where JYS manufactured the fake email to have Donald Francis Smith falsely imprisoned for a Breach of Conditions December 10, 2019.
To iterate, I personally met with Constable Sharar at Langley RCMP at the end of July 2020 where he was difficult and unreasonable at the time. I am sure with the further actions of JYS, it might not become as hard for him to reasonable see he had the wool pulled over his eyes, as several senior members of the Langley RCMP already believe the evidence was manufactured by JYS to malicious prosecute Smith. There is already an ongoing investigation into potential future charges, we’re hoping shall materialize, but is ultimately the decision of the BC Crown Prosecution Service.
It is also believed the unreleased “Victim Impact Statement”, which Meow Mix has been privy to read, was bullshitted by JYS to hype herself as a perpetual victim of . Given that the BC Crown Prosecution Service already told me that it would be up to the Langley RCMP to pursue charges against JYS regarding the false imprisonment of Smith in 2019-2020, how hard will it be now to point out to Sharar and MacDonald that there are elements of the Victim Impact and Police Statements were clearly falsified where the BC Crown Prosecution Service was concerned. I’ll provide you one example: JYS made the very same allegations against Smith and Amy Eileen Hamm in two separate “sworn” documents of being the photographer at the PNE in December 2019. The actual person behind the photograph was allegedly associated with JYS arch-nemesis Lindsay Shepherd. I will personally be giving this to Sharar and MacDonald for “collateral” against JYS this weekend.
Furthermore, on or around August 07, 2020, JYS with “her” mother in tow barged into the Langley RCMP headquarters equipped with a body camera. JYS made allegations against a female staff member (I believe it’s the bubbly administrator who nearly died laughing in July 2020 when I said I was there about JYS) and was further combative towards Sharar.
Corporal Peter MacDonald below is the supervising officer, whom Sharar reports to, which I can say had never returned my calls regarding the JYS manufactured email incident. Hence, it was why I escalated with Sergeant Barry Beales, who has clearly seen right through JYS’ bullshit.

Add this to their complaints about the fire department, first responder services and other police staff. Prepare for another gong-show with JYS, as we’re in for a fun year folks!
I’ve actually talked to Shari and he defended this fucking idiot, and now he’s going to play this shit?
John, I’m pretty sure Shari was your only friend at the rcmp. Way to burn those bridges, bud.
Oh, yes, Canadian media, please DO report on Pussy Galore’s activities. Time to stop blind-eying the disgrace in front of you.
Jonnyboy actually posting a copy of the letter where he was chastised for both utterly wasting Langley’s emergency resources this time to the tune of 30 times in 2 weeks (!!!) but flashing his ladydique at a female member of one of the emergency service providers was stupid enough, and made me think he definately has a humiliation fetish growing, but THIS……this is past stupid and well into fucking insanity. This is NOT logical by any means! They had to kick open his door to ‘rescue’ him and he has the balls (yes he still has them until proven otherwise) the utter brass BALLS to accuse them of intending to rip off his valueless valuables??!!?
This is gonna be awesome. TGIF, I am sitting here with a beer in each hand to watch the crazy shit fly. 🙂
This is awesome, he’s such an idiot and will continue to circle the drain till he’s fully flushed.. 2021 is not going to be good to Yaniv.
But what is bad for Yaniv, is SOOOO good for us!!
Media attention is the last thing JV needs at this point.
The court will have less trouble figuring out who is more credible – police and fire or Yaniv – than it had when it was between Donald and Yaniv.
Jonathon, this is what happens when you play stupid fucking games, you did this to yourself, you decided to waste precious emergency services by ringing 911 to get you out of the bubble bath, play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Ha ha ha this is so fucking funny and just when you think it can’t get any more weird, fat Jon the fake-cunted mental case proves me wrong. Now that will cost pretty penny & I doubt the insurance will cover it. Good $500 damage. Ha ha ha
So you’re going to criminally charge the police, who’s going to do that dick head, the police? I don’t think so fat Jon the fake eunuch. When you piss police off, they tend not to be of much help when you ring them. You have gone too far now fat Jon, the Fire Brigade won’t come to look at your fake cunt, the cops definitely won’t help you now and you had no other friends but them. I reckon that the coppers were giving you a little bit of a subtle message by kicking in your door but you’re too fucking stupid & unaware to take the fucking hint.
If you are going to charge the police with doing damage to your condo, don’t you think it absolutely fair that you be charged criminally with lewd sexual conduct towards female members of the emergency services and in turn that you also pay them each $35,000 compensation for being sexually assaulted by you. Lewd sexual behaviour is a class one sexual offence and is classed as sexual assault. (I just made that up).
Now let’s imagine someone does kick your door in, (and as we see her it can be done) and proceeds to bash you, you ring 911 for the 2055th time and they just won’t come. While you are at it why not also charge the Canadian Prime Minister and The Queen of England?
Can’t you see fat Jon that you are severely mentally ill. All of this ridiculous bizarre behaviour is just not normal, name another person in the world that behaves like this. Can’t you see that in your world, you have a free pass to do whatever the fuck you want but other people can only do what your rules allow or else you will sue them or criminally charge them.
Have you got brain damage Jon? You need to see a psychiatrist and explain all of these bizarre things you are doing, in fact you need to be locked up in a secure mental facilty for both the public’s and your safety,
Please do me a favour, as I know you love to do Google research with your work as a barrister/ solicitor, Google “psychotic”, psychopath and sociopath, sound like anyone you know.
Yaniv is fat
Is Safi Sharar of Indian or Pakistani descent? Is that why he doesn’t car about burning his bridges with him? Has his racism compelled him?