We just received word that a Community Safety Alert Poster was found at Guildford Town Centre in Surrey, BC roughly around 2:30 PM PST today warning patrons about Jessica Simpson Yaniv.

Is this a Halloween Prank? Meow Mix is curious who is behind it and what precisely is their beef is with JYS. So far, we’ve confirmed that no one in our pack locally has taken ownership over this.
This past week there were emerging allegations about JYS and a 12-year old that has not gone past twitter. It looks like the author has mentioned this incident here.
Moreover, there were some posters found in the vicinity of JYS’ residence that were up for over a week in July and August. The posters were up so long likely because JYS and “her” mother were out chasing “Sara the Catfish” in Greater Toronto prior to the discovery when returning home.
If anyone local like @langleyresident sees anymore posters locally, please take a snapshot and send to us for an update.
FYI – These have also been seen at Surrey Central Skytrain by the ticket machines, lower level, and 1 at the entrance to Central City Mall by the Tim Hortons. No ones taken a pic yet that’s legible, but damn, whoever is doing this deserves a medal.
(and if the person posting this is a reader on meowmix, please visit Walnut Grove/Langley next. Specifically, the Olive Garden locations. That’s one of fatties favorite places to eat.)
Hahaha that will surely make fatty lose it – looks from the folks at Olive Garden
I did it! (Spartacus)
I did it!
Jjys probs gonne do what they’ll always do. Tantrum and sue them.
Kudos tho to whomever put it up so more people get a heads up about this and can stay safer.
Ha ha ha, see what you have become fat Jon, see what the community reaction is too, they are making posters about you, you can’t safely walk the streets now, you are in danger of being bashed on sight. Dead man walking. (I am Spartacus)!
Lol your posts remind me of Hannibal to the criminal and the of the dark rage of the Red Dragon building and festering waiting to be unleashed….
Excellent idea!! It lets anyone who isn’t familiar with Johnny Yaniv know there’s a dangerous predator in their midst. Whoever is doing it has the full support of all decent people and if us on Meow Mix knew who it was, we would have a whipround and buy them a Christmas present.
Hey Jon, do you suppose it might be time to stop.. well.. everything you’ve been doing your entire life and maybe find a better way to traverse through life? I ask because it appears you really don’t have a choice anyway, at this point.
Gosh he quite is the fat village idiot isn’t he. This is excellent. More posters please.
LOL apparently there are quite a few concerned citizens since the RCMP let this creep run around. What is your PO doing Jon!
Could someone post the text of the poster. I’m curious what it says.
What are the allegations that have appeared this week?
I’d love to buy a drink (or at least a coffee) for whoever’s doing it!
this poster needs posted at the probation office. Just in case PO has no knowledge
Wish I was local enough to do it. 3000 miles is a bit far even for a meow commute
I really wish it wasn’t