As can be expected Post-surgery has not meant a stop to the drama or pervision of Jessica Yaniv Simpson. This time jonboy has been warned for 30 phone calls to fire dept to get his fat pedo ass out of the tub. Obviously JYS has been getting sexual with this and making the responders uncomftable
Stupid JYS actually made this public and tried to look edgy and post on twitter with lame attempt at humour to retaliate
Entitled whiny bitch JYS clearly in need off attention gets stuck in the bath and wastes fire dept resources to get his ass out. Some tips for you
Don’t use emergency services when its not an emergency.
Don’t get in bath if you cant get out.
PAY for professionals if you can’t get out of bath.
Stop trying to show off your “coin slot pussy”
Clear to see the township is taking no more of JYS wasting their time and hopefully this will be used against JYS in the various vexatious lawsuits against TOL and Langley RCMP
It is not transphobic to tell you to not call 30 times when it is not a medical emergency. They have people they need to help not their fault ur broke cheap ass wont pay for carers.
Stop getting into the fucking tub and you won’t get stuck.
No one wants to see your disgusting gash.
No one wants to see a bathtub bathing suit picture of you let alone an entire calendar of them. Gross.
Stop following children on TikTok.
This has made my day. What a useless lump of human shit you are, Yaniv.
The best part is Yaniv’s mind thinks this is a gotcha moment. I’m glad the township is putting a line in the sand on princesses abuse of emergency services. One thing that is finally proven is Yaniv suffers from a serious medical know as foot in mouth disease. Congratulations Yaniv you proven yourself to be dumb as a post. Correction post can stand up without assistance from emergency responders so I guess you’re as dumb as a box of rocks.
You can buy a few things for people who need help getting in and out of baths. But, why not just have a shower? Weirdo. In a way I want to know what he said to the fire & rescue people, in another way hell no…I’ve seen too, heard & read too much crap from ol’ Jonny no nuts I can’t imagine it would look anything like a coin slot lol. I feel sick just thinking about that!
Ps, he should be sent to the fire station to clean the engines with a toothbrush, while the engine is out he can clean their cars, then carpet…cut grass with tiny scissors or 1 of those push along lawnmowers with blunt blades. Punishments need to fit the crime to be effective!
OMG!! Is this for real?? I can’t stop laughing, wash your hair Jonny, the film that coats your hair should make a nice lubricant for you to slither your snakey, perverted fat arse out of the tub you whiny lil biatch! I’d say get some balls and sort yourself out buttons far too late, as it is I’ll just say that you should keep your infected, crusted and flakey flaps to yourself you absolute freak. JUST STOP IT, STOP!!
hey jon why dont you buy bath railings ….if you so damn decided to sit your ass in it …huh ?
stop calling 911 it for emergencies ….they are not your free to go slaves ….smh
*maybe if you tried to actually loose some weight your fat ass wouldnt get stuck in a tub….just sayin .
totally unhinged, seriously “it” along with “its” mother, needs to be permanently sectioned in a secure mental health facility!
That’s 30 calls in about a fortnight. Since when did the tub of lard ever take more than one bath a year? It’s nothing more than some sick sexual fetish and Johnny Boy will be getting some thrill about people seeing him in the scud. Nobody would keep taking baths if they got stuck in it once, the humiliation would be terrible and they would swear it would be showers until they lost weight. But not Johnny!! He actually has the nerve to get stroppy about it. The fire brigade are there to save lives and put out fires not hoist some fat bastard out the bath.
Okeydoke. Miriam confirmed JYS had the surgery like yesterday. JYS confirmed it just now lol.
Who knows, he might decide to just alternate Tampax and dildos and let it get so bad he definitely does need a hospital and then not call because he felt “unwelcome” or “unprivileged” since he couldn’t pay.
HAHAHAHA. Oh sweet Lord Yaniv just keeps giving. So 30 calls, from the 21st to the (let’s say) 5th. 15 days, that’s calling twice a day.
Beyond the humour of Yaniv being denied by yet another emergency service I’m actually burning with rage that this fat slob sits in his fucking bath waiting to show off his new coin purse to some burly firemen.
Burly firemen who have actual jobs, and have to help real people. The narcissism of Yaniv is just unreal, this isn’t a porn fantasy Yaniv, one of these days you’re gonna cost someone’s life; because you wanted attention.
You absolutely disgust me, and I hope you’re not planning to sue your surgeon if that thing gets infected, because I’ll gladly call up the surgeon myself and tell him to ask Langley Fire and Rescue for their logs for this week; which will clearly show – Yaniv, stuck in the bath, twice a day. I’ll gladly show the video of you calling where you’re quite clearly in a full tub of water. If you’re not gonna follow the care plan, don’t expect to be able to sue for millions. You’ll wind up penniless, broke and with a rotten gash.
There isn’t enough water in this world to clean you Yaniv, the filth is on the inside. It’s just the smell on the outside.
STOP. CALLING. 911. YOU. FAT. FUCKING. PEDO.
Lmfao! This made my day! Wasnt this dickweed told NOT to take a bath for 8 weeks???? Its unfathomable that he tumbles his fat ass to the tub at least twice a day, his hair tells a different story…that the lump hasnt showered in months by the layers of crust and grease. After the 4th or 5th call for lift assistance youd think the TOL chief wouldve personally called and told him to stay his fat ass out of the tub, but 30 times in 2 weeks!!!????!!!! I wonder how many of them need physical therapy for back injuries pertaining to lifting that scab so many times, and psychological therapy for having to see what they saw every damn time! The township needs to quit pandering to this drama queen clunge and leave him in his know it all mothers care, no doubt is the one pushing the baths because she knows more than doctors. He is utterly grotesque and needs to leave emergency services the fuck alone! Heres a tip Jonboy, you being a fat fuck isnt a medical emergency, they dont want to see your crusty clunge, and they dont want to hear your manly voice making sexual jokes, at all, ever, not even in a million years! Look up what the word EMERGENCY means, unless you are dead dont call them!
It’s a Yaniv fetish, plus he has NOBODY in his life, so he’s desperate for human interaction to care for him. He obviously can’t care for himself.
He likes people wondering and talking about if he got his dick cut off. I doubt it has been, he’s to much of a pussy and not healthy enough to have the procedure done.
This is great, Yaniv TV is in full swing and his life is going to be a lot harder. He also sounds like a man, so he can never pass as a woman with that deep voice. He’s going to be in his mid 30’s that tries to socialize with young girls, he will never fit in with them, he’s to creepy.
Hello, Langley firefighters! Just throw a snake in that tub.
Mr. Yaniv will lift himself in under 15 seconds.
What? Snakes are hibernating just now? Well, one won’t be for long.
It’s been pretty clear that Jonboy has a humiliation kink and this definitively proves it!!! He knows people find him to be repulsive on his best day so imagine the absolute horror of him naked and wet. No one seeing that could find it even remotely attractive and I’m sure it would be impossible for even Meryl Streep to hide the disgust on her face! Why the fuck hasn’t he been forcibly put on a locked Psych Ward yet?! I cannot wait for the whole TOL lawsuit to conclude and for him to lose spectacularly! He’s so dense I’m sure he thinks this is helping his case! Idiot.
Fucking hell. Glad I don’t work there. Them poor boys and girls will probs need therapy and we are not a fucking personal service for lifting people out of the bath. We’re an emergency service. Have I had to do similar? Yes. Twice a day for the same person for days on end? Fucking no. We’re not here for people’s personal pleasure or fucking pathetic fantasies. They deserve to work without harassment just like anyone else.
LMFAO oh my god.
You mean to tell me this fucking *MORON* Is trying to claim he got “stuck” in the fucking tub more than *30 times* in barely 2 weeks, and has been calling fire and rescue to pull his fat naked ass out while he talks about his new “pussy” … And he didn’t think there was going to be consequences?
Just when you think he couldn’t get any dumber…. Looks like the ToL and the RCMP have finally had enough of him and read him the riot act…. This is going to be a fun year cause there is no way he doesn’t fuck up 100x more and get charged with wasting police resources and being a vexatious litigant…. his time’s *almost* up.