Welcome to part two of the Sara voicemail trilogy.
So I screwed up the file order on the first post and fixed with the site update, therefore there are files that are now in part one you have not heard, and some in this post you have. My bad.
Another 1/2 hour of Yaniv’s voicemail pity party cringe fest. More plagiarized poetry and bathroom sex suggestions? The usual lies and manipulation? What creepy surprise does Simpson have for us now? You’ll just have to listen and and find out.
I know some of you had trouble getting through the first batch so keep in mind these are not any better and the same mental health warnings apply.
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12 thoughts on “The SaraLeaks Voicemails Part 2”
Re: Message 14: Am I wrong or is he asking Sara for her birth year in Message 14? Did he not even know how old she was at this late stage in their communications? It’s so bizarre and shallow for him to proclaim the deepest, undying love for someone he has never met and about whom he seems to know very little.
I am more amused at how he claimed to be capable of cycling 11.5km
Yeah, he doesn’t care how old she is, so long as she looks younger I find it really bizarre that he does these weird voice mails with his mom there. Then she talks in it too…even more weird! Bat shit crazy. The bs about reading the bible together…ugh! Fake as f*** Jonny! We all thought it was weird suddenly becoming ‘Christian’.
Party store opposite him….do they sell cheap wigs too? if someone was seriously ill & at risk from Covid why would they buy cheap crap masks? Any manufacturer can write medical grade on anything muppet
That simpering voice is the worst thing I’ve ever heard.It makes my ears bleed .
He sounds like he should be on Americas most wanted .
Me too, I’d love to heart what a proper expert on behaviour would think of it. As an ordinary (but opinionated ) self thinks he’s bloody weird. I think it’s crazy his mommy goes along with it. For ages I thought poor Miriam, now I know she’s as bat shit crazy as he is
That voice makes me want to rip his vocal cords out. I can’t stand the pukeable language he uses, I don’t think he knows what actual love is. He reads poetry like the talking clock or a yellow pages Is he pretending he wrote the crap poetry? Like he fakes everything else
I can listen to his crap because I know he was set up. If sara was real I’d be really concerned about her.
the whiney, nasal, vocal -fry-y tone he uses when he says in that video something like ‘i want you to fuck me teehee’ gives me the absolute heebs, like nothing shows his disrespect of women better than that absolute mockery of femininity.
These are even worse than the first batch. Oh FFS!! ‘Your breasts are the clouds, i want to drink from’ There is nothing feminine about Jonathan Yaniv. All that simpering, giggling and trying to sound like a tennage girl. He sounds like what he is, a 33 year old man with stalking tendencies. It’s beyond cringe-making. There’s nothing in the world that will make him sound female. Bloody hell!! Barry White sounds more feminine than Jonny Yaniv.
`member that time you were catfished?
The internet does.
I can’t do it anymore. I listen to half of one and had to stop listening.That voice fucking grates.
That said I would be interested in hearing messages around the time “Sara” starts pulling him up on his bullshit towards the end before detonating his hopes.
I just noticed that JY never asked about Sara’s daughter in any of these messages other than saying something in passing in the first one. If memory serves correctly, they were talking about rings after the daughter was hospitalized. To me this is just another point showing how absolutely and utterly selfish and disconnected from reality Job is.
The way he pronounces his a’s, like “mask” and “wax” and “tampon”, kills me dead. The whole affected voice is awful, but that gets to me maybe worse than the whine. He also does the millennial swap of “ay” and “ee” sounds (so you wind up with “ameezing” and “feecebook”)… Really, it’s just a blend of all the worst features of millennialspeak, exaggerated way beyond parody, the vocal fry, all of it.