Jessica Yaniv is a man of many obsessions, perhaps even delusions. He views himself as a little girl, describing himself as “just a girl” or “I’m a girl” on a regular basis. I suppose the obvious next step is to become his own little princess…which is exactly what he did.
Before you go any further, switch over to your personal Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, or any other social media group. Maybe think back to your last visit to the mall, or that time you saw a city council hearing on TV. Scroll through all the faces you can and tell me how many are wearing crowns. Got it?
Now look at Jessica. Right off the bat, his social media bio refers to him as a princess.
Perhaps this isn’t so bad. I mean, there’s a dozen other trendy buzzwords there too.
There’s this lovely photo, faked by Yaniv himself. In some ways it’s sad that Yaniv has to edit his pictures so heavily. It’s even sadder he has to add text like that.
Of course, there’s more crown pictures. Maybe it was just one day?
OK so it wasn’t just one day. Maybe this is an image he’s going for? Maybe he thought showing up at the Township of Langley council meetings dressed in his grandmothers curtains and a Toys R Us tiara would distract everyone from the 78 cents of fake diamonds around his neck and chicken cutlets popping out of his chest?
And then there’s this next one below…Take a moment to look at the details. How many photoshopped items can you count?
I’m guessing you found the hair, makeup, thinned arms, detailed chin, and maybe even a slightly tucked waistline. Did you also catch the drawn-in cleavage? According to past friends (shout out to Katie!) Yaniv drew the cleavage on himself.
In case you didn’t pick up on Yaniv’s desire for you to see him as a princess by now, he’ll be sure to tell you over and over on social media:
As you can clearly see, Yaniv wants you to believe he’s a princess. Why should you take him seriously? See below.
Canadian law saws we need to respect his identified gender. Would you really put it past Yaniv to sue you for not respecting his decision to identify as a princess?
Princess Little Girl, I’m sure.
MARCH 6, 2020 UPDATE: THERE’S MORE! Scroll left/right through these and enjoy the lulz.