Miriam Yaniv and her cheez-whiz-kid legal advocate Jessica Yaniv Simpson filed a lawsuit against her strata in early June. We covered that here, as well as an update when she tried to move the event to a new courthouse and was laughed out of the court for being an idiot and showing up in person for a virtual hearing.
Today, June 17, the strata filed a reply to Miriam’s lolsuit and it went exactly as predicted by MeowMix’s legal expert. The strata’s defense is basically that Miriam should have mitigated this damage herself and didn’t, it’s been this way for years and she’s had a chance to address it and didn’t, and even if she could address it now, she filed it in the wrong venue. Because that’s what idiots do.
I particularly enjoyed the fact that the defense is asking for this to dismissed WITH COSTS, and should Miriam attempt to proceed to trial, the defense is asking for costs + 10% should Miriam lose, which she will.
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Side note…the defense document doesn’t address Jon’s appearance as a legal advocate because it really doesn’t need to. This will never go far enough to where that comes into effect, but we already saw that the defense is prepared to address this and object to it. The fact that Fake-Disabled-Jon is acting as a legal advocate is a matter for the Law Society to pursue, not the Strata defense.
You can read the document in full below, but the short version is this: Miriam and Jon are morons.
Jonathan you are an EXTREMELY FAT BLATHERING idiot. You don’t need to keep proving it to us.
Yet another loss for the Yaniv clan, something they are getting use to. I mean just look at it, Jon lost and had to pay Donald. What a reject.
Hey Jon, you still sound like a man, because that’s what you are. Mutilating your dick doesn’t change that you fat fuck.
I love watching you fail at life.
Loving all the updates.
Fat bastard doesn’t learn!
Hey Jon, I’ll be at the assault charge trial. You won’t know who I am, but I’ll be there watching and laughing at you. I’ll have a stack of meowmix warning flyers in my backpack too, as I plan on putting up a new batch. See if you can spot me. Loser.
Please tale video of his meltdowns, we need more lols in our lives!
Are you taking popcorn? Actually, that might be a bad idea, you could choke on it laughing at Jonny legal expert to the rich & famous
My dad’s stone deaf, years of working in Steel-Works have knackered his hearing. Back when he started work (When he was 15 in 1955) hearing protection wasn’t a thing, infact there was very little safety in Steel-Works. He fell 10 ft once and landed on his head but that’s another story. Anyway…if he was living somewhere, say like Mad Miriam’s Strata and couldn’t hear the fire alarms, then he would install one that he could hear and pay for it himself. But then my father isn’t a moron nor is he a money grabbing idiot with a moronic son. I really hope the repulsive Yaniv’s lose everything with these ridiculous lawsuits. I would love to see them and the Auld Aunt living on the streets for the way they behave. The only one i feel sorry for is the wee dog. He doesn’t deserve to live with this bunch of half-wits. Actually they ain’t even half-wits more like quarter-wits. Thick as mince the lot of them!!
Look at that Jessica lawyers that actually know the law, present the facts without hen scratching to correct mistakes. They stayed on point with the facts of the case and ignored all the bullshit you threw in hoping for a sympathy judgment. I hope you pursue further just so I can laugh my hairy balls off. I’m sure I can speak for the other readers of meow mix you losing on these stupid lawsuits is a laugh riot every week.
Claim & costs + 10%….nice!
Miriam, can you hear the alarm now?
Mocked and rejected?! These two? Inconceivable.
Side note: so many of the new, extra cringe-y photos of JJYS show him attempting to support his multiple gullets with his shovel hands, while pursing his lips into a stunning replication of a chicken’s asshole. He truly thinks he’s a pretty, little, basic girl—despite his greasy, damaged hair, grandma clothes, pimply lard guts, mutilated crotch, lumpy potato skull, etc.
The “delusionable” is so strong. He’s as wide as a barn, insane, and utterly repulsive. Astounding.
lol, tell us how you really feel
I have six laying hens. And, as such, I have had occasion to visit their assholes for medical reasons (in chickens, the asshole and the egg laying hole are the same hole).
Do not impugn chicken assholes in comparison to what Jon actually has.\
My humble apologies to chicken assholes everywhere. I meant no offense.
Most of the great lawyers that I have had have thought three steps ahead of their opposition. John the dumb fat fuck can pass the bar exam but he thinks three steps behind his opposition. Now the fat fuck ha snookered himself. He can’t back out and drop the case because he’ll cop a pile of costs and he can’t keep going with the matter because he can’t win and when he does lose he’s looking at about ten grand in costs. You fat fuckwit. Geez it’s cold in Canada during the day for what they call summer.
JYS,
Time to double down
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Hey could someone delete my dog comment it’s got bunch of spelling mistakes please, and thanks. Also I dont really want that kind of dog after thinking bout it and whom it belongs too.