Looks like our source back in February turned out to be genuine (thank you!!!!) Miriam Yaniv and Ilana Altman are being charged. It’s about time. Is it coincidental that this comes the same week that Jessica Yaniv Simpson filed a BC Supreme Court lawsuit against the RCMP and the officers that arrested his mother and aunt?


Miriam Hava Yaniv is charged with Uttering Threats.
Ilana Haya Altmann is charged with Wilfilly Resisting or Obstructing a Peace Officer, Assaulting a Peace Officer, Assaulting a Peace Officer with a Weapon, and Uttering Threats to Cause Death or Bodily Harm.
Here’s video of the event.
Both are scheduled to appear in Surrey Provincial Court for a first appearance on June 8, 2021.
Coincidentally, Yaniv posted this to Twitter today. I guess after he got crushed in court yesterday he’s trying to get a win. He won’t. He’s a serial loser, and so are Miriam and Ilana.

We’ll post this legal document as soon as we can. What a crazy week!
Wow imagine thinking that you can make serious criminal charges go away by filing a bullshit lawsuit. Being an idiot is obviously genetic!
Oh don’t worry jy, I’m sure the rcmp have a few gifts for you.
Yaniv is fat
John Yaniv is a fat testiculess dickless dangerous delusional male pedophile to be more accurate.
Wonder if Jon’s going to represent them? With his record in court it be better to plead guilty and take your chances with the judge and their mercy!
I wonde what are the chances they’ll both appear before Hon. Judge Hamilton??
Jessica. It is spelled “grift”.
Stupid pedophile. If you think you are going to win any of these cases, you are “delusionable”.
Perhaps in all of those silly demands, you can ask for a dictionary. It might help future court cases. How do you expect them to take you seriously if you are making up words as you go along? “delusionable” is not a word you fat stupid fuck. It is spelled “delusional”. Here, I’ll use it in a sentence for you.
“Jessica Simpson, the fat pathetic pedophile loser that lives at the Hawthorne at 8915 202 St Langley BC is delusional if HE thinks HE passes as female.”
Wilfilly? did you mean Free Willy?
We need to bring back insane asylums and lock up the entire defective Yaniv clan
Part of the problem, according to Schwartz and others, is that it’s also very difficult to successfully sue a police officer for misconduct because the courts have granted them broad protections from legal liability for actions they take on the job.
You also forgot Wilson v The Crown and French v The Crown, I thought you could pass the bar exam? Those two precedents alone could see you jailed for trying to interfere in criminal actions filed by the Police by filing vicarious and frivolous actions to try and get revenge.
On top of that, you cannot sue on behalf of your aunt and your mother and you cannot represent them, in fact your filing this action is fraud in itself as no tort has been committed against you and if your mother and aunt want to take action they will need to file the action themselves.
What the fuck is wrong with you and your stupid family, you must obey the law like every other citizen and you do not get a free pass to be a cunt, you don’t get to lie to the court about your income and you don’t get a free fucking ride, get a fucking job like everyone else you fat useless cunt, the world owes you nothing and you deserve a fucking good flogging.
I still remember when you and your mother stayed in a hotel while seeing Sarah and you flogged everything that wasn’t nailed down, that incident alone show the world what your go is, what your standards are, a fat, fucking thieving grifter who often roots his Mum and would steal the wheelchair from a quadriplegic if he got a chance. Your time is coming cunt.
Yaniv is just a cunt, he’ll never be accepted by anyone. This is the best his life will ever be.
Yaniv is hard to miss. He must weigh 400 pounds.
Imagine being fat, ugly, retarded, AND DICKLESS.
I mean, a lot of people are arguably the first three. It’s not so bad. It’s perfectly manageable as long as you still have all your body parts. Like, if I was fat, ugly, and retarded (and who’s to say I’m not), at least I could still amuse myself by playing with my dick. Jonathan HAD HIS ACTUAL DICK CHOPPED OFF.
Suing the AG is beyond stupid all this will do is bring JV into the national spotlight people will see who he really is for JV that is not a good thing.
oy vey! such mashugana out of the Yaniv family
Usually when “dickless” is used as an insult, it’s just entertaining hyperbole. A bit of harmless fun if you will.
In this case however, Jonathan Yaniv LITERALLY HAS NO DICK because he HAD IT CUT OFF.
You stupid retard motherfucker.
There is speculation of incest among the Yaniv clan. See previous Meowmix articles for details.
pure poetry
GO DONALD GO!