Jon, we told you not to fuck with us.
Jonathan, we told you that we had everything backed up.
Jonny, we told you we’d be back up faster than you can change your tampon and we were – 29 minutes. You take longer than that to wash your stomach.
Jonboy, we told you we were reigned in before by WordPress. We wanted to play nice. You insisted on this.
Jonathan G. Yaniv. The LGBTQ community has rejected you. Earth rejects you. You’ll never be free from us reporting on your illegal and predatory behaviour. You’re a bully. A pedophile. Frankly, you’re a fat fucking asshole.