On October 22, 2020, while protesting SOGI 123 and gender identity politics in our schools, Chris Elston found Jessica Yaniv Simpson. As you might expect from Yaniv, chaos ensued.
Watch the video yourself, and I’ll transcribe it below.
Chris: *walks up silently*
JY: *muffled* “you’re gonna get fuckin shot. I will fucking kill you. You gonna send another bomb threat to my phone? I’m watching you. Get away from my car.”
Chris: *silence* *stands on public sidewalk*
JY: “Get away from my car. What do you not understand you fucking asshole. Get away from my car. You wanna call another bomb threat in?”
JY: *picks up phone and expertly dials 911, crank up phone audio in his car*
JY: “There you go. Get away. You wanna get punched, don’t you? Go away. Go away from my car.”
Chris: *literal silence*
JY: *to his phone* “I need police for Langley.”
JY: *turns right, stops at green light. waits for it to turn red. proceeds*
Video cuts to a second clip
JY: *at a red light, surrounded by at least five other cars, holding down the horn for about 15 seconds*
JY: *smiles like a fucking moron and starts to open his window*
Chris: *absolute silence*
JY: *muffled* “You’re gonna get arrested in a second, I’m just saying that. You’re really looking to get arrested.” *pulls out phone, holds it to his face, and jerkily speeds through intersection.
OK so let’s summarize.
Jessica, you’re a fucking idiot.
OK now I’ll go into a little more detail.
Yaniv, you’re not tough. Your body language in your car is fear. You’re leaning over trying to talk tough but your hand gestures pull back quickly. You’re not ready for a fight. You’re scared. You didn’t take off your seatbelt or put the car in park. You kept your car in gear and your hand on the wheel in case Chris made a move. You were ready to run. If I had to guess, you pissed yourself.
Second, you really proved how fucked up you are here. Chris didn’t say anything. He was just walking on the street holding his signs. What do you do? You invent some story about a bomb threat. Where did that come from Yaniv? In fact, I would say this video serves as evidence that all of your other complaints are hoaxes. You literally tried to threaten Chris by saying you would phone into emergency services and say he made a bomb threat against you.
Your whole “I’m watching you.” line is pathetic. Nobody is afraid of you, Jonathan. Certainly not Chris Elston. I don’t think Chris is the type, but man-to-thing, he would whoop your ass thirteen times before you could cry out for mommy. Honestly, anyone could. You’re not a fighter in any way. Your arms jiggle and give me the distinct impression you’d need an asthma inhaler after you lifted them for the first punch, and your legs look like they’re already on the verge of begging the powers that be for mercy.
Jonathan, you’re a coward. You hide in your car and honk your horn and smirk like you’re tough but you’re not. You’re weak. You’re impotent.
The way you hide in this video is also funny. Turn up your volume folks…
That pathetic, whining voice in the shadows? That’s Jessica Pedophile Yaniv Molester Simpson. Elston was at the top of the laneway, on public roadways, when Yaniv opened the gate at the bottom of the entrance to his buildings parkade and started shouting. Did Yaniv come out of the shadow to confront Chris? No. He hid there like the little bitch he is.
It gets even more hilarious because Yaniv then decided he would send a letter to Chris “banning him” from the property. Abby covered the letter in detail in her wrap up an it was hilarious. The short version is Yaniv is a pathetic, whining, greasy, filthy, weak, impotent, desperate shell of a person trying to look exactly the opposite.
How you stand up to Yaniv? You just stand there and watch him piss his pants.
I hope Nissan Kicks have water resistant seats…
6 thoughts on “Line by Line – Jessica Yaniv Simpson vs Chris Elston”
At 35seconds it sounds like JY is saying “uh no no no no no” to 911. Maybe they were pushing him off???
I noticed that as well! It probably went something like this:
Jon- I need police for Langley.
911- *sighs loudly* What is it this time Mr Yaniv, I mean Mx Simpson, is there someone meowing again?
Jon- No, I would like to report a bomb threat.
911- Was it a meowed bomb threat? Mx Simpson, for the last time, cats meow. It’s just a fact. They are not threatening you with bombs.
Jon- Uh… no no no no no….
911- Oh good, have a lovely day! *click*
Chris: doing nothing and minding his own business.
Anyone else: doing nothing minding their own business.
-just a normal peaceful day until-
Our delusional Jjys thinking the world revolts around them 24/7: Reeeeeeeeee. Freaking out. Boohoo someone I don’t like that I spotted, time to go kick a scene and abuse some more recourses. Now give me attention. I’m totally the victim here despite being the harasser and the one yelling I will kill you. I’m so bubbly, brave and stunning. Omggooosshh look at me! Whine whine, cry cry.
Ignoring someone you dislike isn’t that hard and a more proper route. Instead of making a fool of yourself yet again.
But please jjys, do continue and keep showing the world what you really are.
Keep digging that hole.
I think you meant the world revolves around him but revolts is quite appropriate
Uh. Yes. Apologies. My English isn’t that good. :$
I really try hard. Thank you! (Probs going to make that mistake again next time but I like when people point it out so I can learn.)
I cannot stop laughing at that last video. I swear I’ve seen that in a cartoon. The way Chris has the camera trained on the entrance off in the distance while JJYS little echoing voice tried to scare him. I can just picture Chris standing there shaking his head while filming