On October 22, 2020, while protesting SOGI 123 and gender identity politics in our schools, Chris Elston found Jessica Yaniv Simpson. As you might expect from Yaniv, chaos ensued.
Watch the video yourself, and I’ll transcribe it below.
Chris: *walks up silently*
JY: *muffled* “you’re gonna get fuckin shot. I will fucking kill you. You gonna send another bomb threat to my phone? I’m watching you. Get away from my car.”
Chris: *silence* *stands on public sidewalk*
JY: “Get away from my car. What do you not understand you fucking asshole. Get away from my car. You wanna call another bomb threat in?”
JY: *picks up phone and expertly dials 911, crank up phone audio in his car*
JY: “There you go. Get away. You wanna get punched, don’t you? Go away. Go away from my car.”
Chris: *literal silence*
JY: *to his phone* “I need police for Langley.”
JY: *turns right, stops at green light. waits for it to turn red. proceeds*
Video cuts to a second clip
JY: *at a red light, surrounded by at least five other cars, holding down the horn for about 15 seconds*
JY: *smiles like a fucking moron and starts to open his window*
Chris: *absolute silence*
JY: *muffled* “You’re gonna get arrested in a second, I’m just saying that. You’re really looking to get arrested.” *pulls out phone, holds it to his face, and jerkily speeds through intersection.
OK so let’s summarize.
Jessica, you’re a fucking idiot.
OK now I’ll go into a little more detail.
Yaniv, you’re not tough. Your body language in your car is fear. You’re leaning over trying to talk tough but your hand gestures pull back quickly. You’re not ready for a fight. You’re scared. You didn’t take off your seatbelt or put the car in park. You kept your car in gear and your hand on the wheel in case Chris made a move. You were ready to run. If I had to guess, you pissed yourself.
Second, you really proved how fucked up you are here. Chris didn’t say anything. He was just walking on the street holding his signs. What do you do? You invent some story about a bomb threat. Where did that come from Yaniv? In fact, I would say this video serves as evidence that all of your other complaints are hoaxes. You literally tried to threaten Chris by saying you would phone into emergency services and say he made a bomb threat against you.
Your whole “I’m watching you.” line is pathetic. Nobody is afraid of you, Jonathan. Certainly not Chris Elston. I don’t think Chris is the type, but man-to-thing, he would whoop your ass thirteen times before you could cry out for mommy. Honestly, anyone could. You’re not a fighter in any way. Your arms jiggle and give me the distinct impression you’d need an asthma inhaler after you lifted them for the first punch, and your legs look like they’re already on the verge of begging the powers that be for mercy.
Jonathan, you’re a coward. You hide in your car and honk your horn and smirk like you’re tough but you’re not. You’re weak. You’re impotent.
The way you hide in this video is also funny. Turn up your volume folks…
That pathetic, whining voice in the shadows? That’s Jessica Pedophile Yaniv Molester Simpson. Elston was at the top of the laneway, on public roadways, when Yaniv opened the gate at the bottom of the entrance to his buildings parkade and started shouting. Did Yaniv come out of the shadow to confront Chris? No. He hid there like the little bitch he is.
It gets even more hilarious because Yaniv then decided he would send a letter to Chris “banning him” from the property. Abby covered the letter in detail in her wrap up an it was hilarious. The short version is Yaniv is a pathetic, whining, greasy, filthy, weak, impotent, desperate shell of a person trying to look exactly the opposite.
How you stand up to Yaniv? You just stand there and watch him piss his pants.
I hope Nissan Kicks have water resistant seats…
At 35seconds it sounds like JY is saying “uh no no no no no” to 911. Maybe they were pushing him off???
I noticed that as well! It probably went something like this:
Jon- I need police for Langley.
911- *sighs loudly* What is it this time Mr Yaniv, I mean Mx Simpson, is there someone meowing again?
Jon- No, I would like to report a bomb threat.
911- Was it a meowed bomb threat? Mx Simpson, for the last time, cats meow. It’s just a fact. They are not threatening you with bombs.
Jon- Uh… no no no no no….
911- Oh good, have a lovely day! *click*
Chris: doing nothing and minding his own business.
Anyone else: doing nothing minding their own business.
-just a normal peaceful day until-
Our delusional Jjys thinking the world revolts around them 24/7: Reeeeeeeeee. Freaking out. Boohoo someone I don’t like that I spotted, time to go kick a scene and abuse some more recourses. Now give me attention. I’m totally the victim here despite being the harasser and the one yelling I will kill you. I’m so bubbly, brave and stunning. Omggooosshh look at me! Whine whine, cry cry.
Ignoring someone you dislike isn’t that hard and a more proper route. Instead of making a fool of yourself yet again.
But please jjys, do continue and keep showing the world what you really are.
Keep digging that hole.
I think you meant the world revolves around him but revolts is quite appropriate
Uh. Yes. Apologies. My English isn’t that good. :$
I really try hard. Thank you! (Probs going to make that mistake again next time but I like when people point it out so I can learn.)
I cannot stop laughing at that last video. I swear I’ve seen that in a cartoon. The way Chris has the camera trained on the entrance off in the distance while JJYS little echoing voice tried to scare him. I can just picture Chris standing there shaking his head while filming
You forgot stank – there is no way that fat bitch doesn’t smell like a sweaty dumpster. And it wasn’t just pee it was his weird liquid that shoots out of its micropeen.
If you want to be raped so bad Jon just check into prison I am sure there is someone there who will sexually assault you, or try to give it away for free on the dte and you can finally use those tampons… hopefully you change those cause you will get tss if you don’t and I suspect your gross ass doesn’t have anything close to proper hygeine
Jon, Jon, Jon, Meowmix is dead right. Please listen to them and let me give you a bit of advice from somebody that’s had a few fights. My brother is the owner/trainer at Ash’s boxing gym in Kensington, Melbourne Australia. I am no stranger to the boxing gym.
Firstly Joh, there are hard men and then there are fucking weak little pansie cowards like yourself. I have looked at every single text message, video and photo on Meowmix, you have always been effeminate, your body language is that of a fucking weasel, yous have never been fit, never done any physical sports. Your legs are flabby, your arms are very very flabby, you have a huge guts and massive fat folds under your chin, you are extremely unfit and hav no muscle tone whatsoever.
You have no muscle tone, in fact you have very little muscle, if you threw a punch it would not be a very effective one and it would totally exhaust you, this is because you are morbidly obese to the point where it is life threatening.
You made a big fucking claim from your fat fucking mouth a few weeks ago that Kari would be ever so jealous that you were now taking part in competitive sports, ladies swimming in fact, whatever happened to that you weak cunt, you couldn’t swim ten yards witbhout having a heart attack and being totally out of breath.
So, threwing a few combination punches and a few upper cuts is totally out of the question for you, doing this could also be life threatening. You know why this is so, because you don’t do any exercise apart from walking to the front door to pick up your delivery from the local Pizza Hut or gourmet restaurant. You’re a fucking gluttonous pig who has no self control when it comes to eating or six year old girls for that matter.
Now, as far as you big fucking mouth goes, John, weak cunts, wilting little wall flowers like you, do not run around the streets mouthing off and threatening to bash and shoot people, it’s not the way of the street, it’s not how it goes son, weak cunts like you, that cannot possibly hope to walk 20 metres let alone throw a few punches, are always well advised to keep their big fucking mouths shut. Effeminate, tampon loving, piss drinking nancy boys like you do not go around ruling the streets or even pretending they are hard or tough, for fucks sake you wear a nappy, doesn’t that tell you something about how hard you are.
You see this is the reality of it, if you were hard or tough, you don’t fucking talk about it poofter, you get out of the car, you front the person straight on and then you knock them the fuck out, if you can and if you’re quick enough. You don’t talk about it, then throw a hissy fit and start ringing the police and screaming like a little girl, whining like a fragile little faggot and then ringing 911 with a falsebomb threat because Chris didn’t take you seriously because if you hit him he would break your fat fucking jaw in a second.
Now here is the best bit of advice anybody will ever give you. When you are in public, make sure you have eyes in the back of your head, be aware at all times of your surruounding environment and look for places to run and hide because it is only a matter of time that one day, you will start making threats to the wrong person, that person will then attack you with a flurry of hard and well aimed punches around your head, you will start sceaming help, police police and crying like a six year old girl but the punshces will keep coming and they will be crushing and damaging, in a short time you will be on the concrete in the foetal position, unconscious but still sobbing, you may even suck your thumb, then the kicks will come, they will be rpecise and they will be life threaning but they will not stop until perhaps the life ha gone out of you and you know the worst thing, the police will not come, nobody will come, they will all watch and laugh for they all know that this has been coming for a long time. You have sewn the seeds of arrogance and you will reap the rewards of sure violence.
This is all just my theory, but a theory backed up by years of experience, I hate violence, I don’t condone it, I teach others to avoid it and to protect themselves I am trying to help you fat Jon with this free advice, but I know you will not listen and I fear it is too late for you and that’s sad, I really don’t personally believe that you have long on this earth, for you have chosen it to be that way, the video above shows you why, but you just don’t get it, you will continue, I have met a lot of blokes like that, but usually only once, because pretty soon after I met them they were dead.