Right off the top, I apologize to readers for delaying this and our legal friend for the same. We’ve been overwhelmed with Jessica Yaniv Simpson’s stupidity lately and real life has filled the small gaps in between.
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MeowMix’s legal friend has weighed in on several past cases and been right every time. This is both a testament to the wisdom of our friend and evidence that Yaniv is simply a serial loser idiot. Don’t worry though, he’s close to passing the bar exam. Right?
Yaniv v Langley (Township), Vancouver (City), British Columbia (Attorney General), and Canada (Minister of Public Safety)
Yaniv was feeling cheap. Instead of withdrawing his claim against the Township of Langley, he simply expanded it to any government department he has a grudge against. Four government lawsuits for the price of one filing fee! I suspect he has to pay those now.
However, Jonny fails to realize that you simply can’t do this. First, a claim must be in relation to a single event or closely related events. This is just a grab bag of grievances. The claim doesn’t even plead a cause of action, such as a specific tort (other than “negligence” when asking for money).
The claim would mostly be outside of the jurisdiction of the Small Claims Court. Most of his claims would be heard at the Human Rights Tribunal. I hear they aren’t taking his calls, though… Other claims would require some sort of injunction to enforce, which would be heard at BC Supreme Court.
The weird police shit would likely be handled by the Police Complaints Commissioner (Vancouver) or the Civilian Review and Complaints Commission (RCMP). I find it hilarious that he is just now raising a Criminal Code defence to the weapons charges. Usually, people raise such defences before they are convicted.
As for the substance… basically all bullshit and/or not an actionable claim in the first place. Seems like Jessica is more of a Karen, as the whole claim simply screams, “I want to speak to your manager/judge!”
Yaniv v Strata Plan BCS 3591
This claim is better, but not by much. Unfortunately for him, it is doomed from the start as the Civil Resolution Tribunal handles strata matters. Some would also be for the Human Rights Tribunal. But on to the substance regardless…
Very interesting that JY mentions WGKitty uttering death threats. Seems like if JY heard these death threats uttered, he would know who WGKitty is, and an avalanche of private prosecutions and lawsuits would ensue.
And no, he’s not going to get a list of owners from the strata. Disclosure by the strata would be a violation of privacy, unlike disclosing what JY orders from Denny’s.
Other than that, it’s all garden-variety difficult strata owner stuff. I suspect the RCMP orders are bullshit, considering how he is suing them for not protecting him/arresting him.
He’s got some balls filing even more of his frivolous, vexatious, and sloppy lawsuits (pun very much intended).
As always, thank you to our legal friend for this. The MeowMix team reads his lawsuits and we can generally poke holes in it pretty quick, but it’s so much better to have a trained expert weigh in to give us some solid ground to point and laugh from.
I’d just like to say a huge Thank You to our Lawyer friend for being so generous with their time and for sharing their knowledge with us plebs . Your input and simply stated explanations are a big assist, so again, Thank You.
Adding this Feds is beyond stupid it will only bring him into the National spot light which he should not want.
Is the bar exam a series of questions best asked when sober?
1. Which pub do you visit 1st on a pub crawl?
2. Which is the best pub for choice of nighttime snack take a ways? Aka, food you’d never eat sober.
3. Which pub has the best bathrooms for puking in? On account of the greasy rubbish you just ate that you’d never usually eat
PS, Jonny, YOU ARE A SAD, PATHETIC JOKE! Doesn’t Matt how much surgery you have, you will NEVER be a woman, you think & act like a man, a sad, pathetic man.
A crazy thought here, but is it possible that Jon knows all these are just bull$hit but files them hoping for “go away money”?
Since the physio table lawsuit where he got $2500 bucks he’s really ratcheted it up filing suits. He also was willing at the BCHRT to drop the cases for $2500 each.
It’s not just possible. I strongly believe that’s exactly what this is. It’s intimidation tactics, lawsuits for profit. Nothing more.
@MeowMix
Pretty piss poor intimidation tactic if you ask me. The only people who are actually intimidated by Yaniv are those unfortunate enough to be standing downwind.
Hello everyone how are ya doing its donald here,
yes i am going to kick Johnny’s ass in court for cost
Yaniv is broke, and in terrible debt. You going after him for costs is awesome. They’ll put a lien against his condo to guarantee that you’ll get a payout. This is going to result in JY becoming homeless that much sooner. This is a victory for everyone, except the fat pedo loser.
A little advice though. When he pays you, look at the cheque. If it comes from Miriam’s bank account, you can anonymously call the Ministry of Social Development, and tell them that Miriam Yaniv is gifting JY money that he’s redistributing in court to pay off his losses. The Ministry will then sanction and penalize JY dollar for dollar depending how much you are granted in court. For every dollar over $1000ish, they’ll claw that much back off his upcoming cheques until the gift amount has been reached.
He posted on some obscure website that his net worth is between $100,000 and $1 million, he’s dead fucking broke but he thinks in his head that he’s Caitlyn Jenner, he’s a fucking dreamer and he will do everything in his power not to pay you. What you must do is once you are awarded costs is put a caveat on his condo so he can’t move and he has to pay you, it’s not that hard, the courts will help you if you ask, plus he has to pay the costs of taking the caveat off. That will totally fuck him, the sneaky cunt knows this too so the financial end is looming for him fast as his court cases have no chance of snaring any quick cash, he is doomed as are his many court actions.
He posted on some obscure website that his net worth is between $100,000 and $1 million, he’s dead fucking broke but he thinks in his head that he’s Caitlyn Jenner, he’s a fucking dreamer and he will do everything in his power not to pay you. What you must do is once you are awarded costs is put a caveat on his condo so he can’t move and he has to pay you, it’s not that hard, the courts will help you if you ask, plus he has to pay the costs of taking the caveat off. That will totally fuck him, the sneaky cunt knows this too so the financial end is looming for him fast as his court cases have no chance of snaring any quick cash, he is doomed as are his many court actions.
God bless you Donald.
@Trevor
His finances have been revealed on Kiwi Farms. His financial claims are BS. He only has about 20k CAD $ of equity in his condo, the bluebook value of his car, and whatever his furniture and belongings are worth. All in all, I’d probably say he’s worth no more then 35k-40k. Even with that estimate, I’m likely being very generous. With his upcoming court losses, the money he has to pay Donald, the sanctions he’s soon receive from the Ministry of Social Development , and an upcoming Income Tax bill that is going to demand the CERB money he fraudulently applied for, he’s fucked. You don’t need a calculator or an accountant to see that JY is a broke loser. This is probably why he’s applying for jobs between court losses. Won’t do him any good though. His reputation will prevent him from working a legit job, and meowmix will make sure that any place that DOES hire JY becomes aware of his history. Its unlikely he’ll be hired by any company that cares about its self-image.
No options left for JY.
Come. come now, you underestimate our fat Jon. He’s not just a fat, filthy, paedophile pig with no cock, ah no, there’s more to our fat Jonny than that, he’s dumb like a fox.
Jon is the Stephen Hawking of the legal world, he’s playing stupid and then when he gets to court he’s going to pull a rabbit out of the hat and quote some long forgotten legal precedent that he found in a dusty old book in the back shelves of the legal library and he will make liars out of you.
When you think about it, if my predictions come true, that’s not bad going for an obese, complete & total incel, fuckwit and nut job.
If meowmix created a catch the ace – catch the yaniv card game for charity I would support that!
Nothing to do with JV i just want people to take Covid serious listen to your public health and leaders.In Ontario its beyond out of control its much worse then the media is reporting.
Hey @MeowMix-I know that you posted this last update on April 14…and for the past 3 days, I’ve found myself coming back,again and again, and checking out the details in the graphics you added. SOMETHING about the picture of Yaniv on the bow of the ship…bothered me, but I just couldn’t put my finger on it. I’ve told you before…I’m totally into the tiny, subtle but important details (Yeah, as Adrian Monk always said….”it’s a gift….and a curse”). Today though, it finally dawned on me. You have the entire bow of the ship, with Yaniv standing at what would be the very edge, with the ship TIPPED UPWARDS at about a 60′ angle. THAT, is a total and complete impossibility. Everyone knows, surely now, if in fact Yaniv WAS actually standing in that position, the ships nose would be pointed downwards, perhaps even submerged because of the extreme weight, or ”tonnage”’. (And just out of curiousity, I tried to enlarge it, but still couldn’t tell…who’s that pictured at thewindow of the ship? Is it the captain, and if so…who IS he?). You always gotta remember, the old saying “The devil is in the detail”!
That’s easy! That’s his mom in the window!