Jessica Yaniv Simpson Assault
Jessica Yaniv Simpson’s criminal trial for his alleged (but caught on video) assault of Keean Bexte is scheduled for this week – June 25, 2021. A last minute application was filed and heard today, June 21, in which we believe Yaniv requested that the trial be delayed so he had time to train up his service dog.
This application to adjourn is contested by Crown.
Update 1:
The application was adjourned and will be heard by a Judge Tuesday, June 22, 2021. I am not positive on the reason but I believe it was due to the Crown Prosecutor being unavailable today.
Update 2: 5 PM PST June 22, 2021
CSO was updated to show that the trial was Cancelled. The MeowMix team investigated this and we have confirmed that Yaniv was GRANTED his application to adjourn the trial temporarily. A conference is set June 25 to set a new trial date.
Miriam Yaniv vs Strata
I guess Legal Flunkie and Lifelong Failure Jessica Yaniv Simpson realized he fucked up his application for Miriam – the one where he was her legal advocate. Now he’s a co-plaintiff, and claims he’s an equal victim because (get this!) he is “also hearing impaired” and “rents a portion of the residence for office space”. Jon probably thinks he outsmarted the defense counsel on this one but his case is still dead in the water, and he’s exposed himself and Miriam to legal risk if a Judge scrutinizes these documents.
First, Jon is claiming he rents part of Miriam condo for office space. The condo occupied by Miriam and Ilana. Far away from his own desk, supplies, computer, etc. Right.
That will hold up in court real well. I’m sure Jon and Miriam will forge receipts – that’s the easy part. But the real paper trail won’t hold up. Nor will it hold up to scrutiny if anyone asks why he didn’t declare that expense on any of his indigent applications.
There’s several different ways the Yaniv con clan can spin this, from saying rent is $1 or exchanged for services, but I don’t really think it’s important because the case is dead in the water anyways and the Yaniv’s will be forced to withdraw.
When the Strata defense filed their reply last week they painted Jon and Miriam into a very uncomfortable corner. Their options are:
- Push the case through to trial and win. Virtually zero chance of success.
- Push the case through to trial and win. Unlikely it would make this far, but they would lose. Defense has asked for costs plus a 10% penalty (10% of JY’s ask, which was $30,000).
- Push the case through and a judge dismisses it. A judge could then grant costs.
- Withdraw the case, and a Judge may invoke what I am calling the Donald Clause – the defense may be invited to apply for costs.
You guessed it guys….Jonathan Yaniv is still an idiot.
Side tangent…by making up this story about subletting office space in Miriam’s condo, JY and MY may have inadvertently said they are violating strata bylaws and subjected Miriam to strata fines. There’s also the chance that the same judge that seized himself of JY’s other cases may jump on this one too.
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I’m curious if Miriam has declared her rental income on her tax return. I equally wonder if her home insurance provider knows that she’s subletting part of her property.
Yaniv has got himself a “service dog” I.e he was rejected for a service dog, then got a regular dog and is trying to train it?
That poor animal, ugh someone needs to report that fat fuck. He can’t even look after himself, let alone a dog.
Is the rent shown on any of his financials for income / payments?
Does he have a written agreement with MY?
Has MY claimed the income?
Is MY allowed to sublet the unit?
This could be grounds for eviction is the subletting is against strata rules.
I know it will never make it to trial, just the thought of the 3 of them in court trying to keep their lies straight.
How the fuk do he “train” his service Dog? Does he even have a Dog? Or is he claiming MY’s mutt is now his service Dog?
Our boy can’t lie good at all
I guess they just forgot about all that when writing up the original filing huh and has nothing to do with getting called out on not being eligible to file on Mommy’s behalf. Riiiiiight ok♀️ I mean it’s easy to forget where you fictionally work so it should be fine.
Most people when in a hole would stop digging but then most people aren’t complete morons who bring ridiculous lawsuits against anyone who so much as farts in their direction. Big Jon just hasn’t got a clue. He seems to think that he Big Jon (A fully fledged imbecile, who’s about as bright as a two watt bulb, can win cases against people who’ve been to law school and actually know the law) Now in Scotland when i was at school, some unfortunate pupils who struggled with the basics had remedial teachers and i’m guessing Big Jon did too or if he didn’t then he bloody well should have. Look at the hand writing. Most Primary School pupils here (Age 5-12) can write 100 times better than that.
If you own the condo you are responsible for any upgrades you need dipshit
Between stalking Donald and making up bullshit lawsuits, no wonder Jonny doesn’t have time to get a real job.
Keep on digging your hole Jonny, you deserve everything coming your way.
So two points of interest if JY is subletting Miriam’s residence for business they might be violating terms of running a business in a property not zoned for it. Secondly revenue Canada has guidelines for office space deductions and it would be a shame to report the Yaniv clan for fraud. I think I might talk to my neighbour who works as an investigator for revenue Canada and get his input on the situation and maybe hint around to getting someone in Yaniv’s area to start an investigation. I hate to expose Yaniv for being a lying POS but I think I would sleep better knowing they’re getting exactly what they deserve.
I’m worried about the dog. 🙁
Miriam?
Miriam is the bitch, but yes I’m terrified if that sociopath Jon got a dog. I can’t imagine any credible breeder or service group giving him a dog. I wouldn’t trust that lunatic with a stuffed animal let alone a real one.
Only good that could come of Jon owning an actual dog is when it realizes he’s an absolute parasite & predator and rips Jon’s throat out 🙂
Yaniv’s steady stream of bullshit is really starting to get deep. I’m wondering if it is deep enough that the Judge might just elect to pass the whole thing over to ye olde Crown Prosecutors Office to sort out? Somebody is most definitely filing a Criminal Complaint regarding Yaniv’s unlicensed practice of law. Because why wouldn’t you?
The handwriting in purple pink appears to be that of JY only including the INITIALED SIGNATURE AND DATE attributed to the mom as well as an entire section scratched in by JY. Who is not his mother.
Further in the document, JY fills in the box for Miriam’s phone number with “[email protected]” Court is all about directions and they asked for a phone number. Not an email.
But good job in doxing your mom AGAIN JY!
This is getting funnier. Heading: „Unit owner and her illicit business sublet hitherto unknown to strata, sue for fifty dollar item, demand 30k!“
Don’t forget that Jonny (person) DID have a court-ordered psych eval. One can only assume that the Court realizes h(is) mental and emotional ‘situation’, and perhaps treating h(im) gently as such. I have to admit admiration for the various legal agencies involved for an incredible display of tolerance and reasoned jurisprudence…
Fat Jon, when you go on trial this week for the assault of Keane Bexte you need to take the fucking bull by the horns and show the courts and the judge just whose in charge here matey, and that is you.
Fuck all of this “it’s all caught on video shit”, that means nothing, you need to tell the court, under oath on the witness stand that you never laid one hand on Keane Bexte, in fact it was the other way around, you were just walking along minding your own business, just being the international celebrity that you are, and of course being followed by a horde of Paparazzi when Bexte just struck out and king punched you in the face for no reason, then he viciously kicked you in the balls and when you went to the ground he laid the boots in and then he callously ran away, leaving you bleeding, broken and unable to function until an ambulance arrived and resuscitated you. Stick to that story buddy and it will get you an acquittal.
While we’re at it, I reckon you should allege in court, without any evidence whatsoever that the video showing you assaulting Bextge has been heavily doctored, put it to the judge that they have expensive software and editing equipment and the whole thing went down like I have detailed above but it’s all been cut-out at the Rebel News editing suite
But do me a favour before you got to court will you fat Jon, Google “perjury Canada, penalties, definition”, this will be a good exercise to help you pass the bar exam. Do a bit of research on perjury Jon, and also look up, “making a false statement”.
Now don’t forget Jon, lie through your teeth on the stand, it’s the best thing you can do, as it will definitely get you off and if your silly lawyer tells you to plead guilty because it’s all caught on film, tell him to fuck right off, you can beat this. Just remember, you know better than your lawyer, in fact just fucking ignore him and you run the case mate.
When the judge talks to you, make sure you let him know whose boss, tell him he’s a fucking goose if he gets out of hand, and when you are being cross examined on the stand by the nasty prosecutor, make sure you keep interrupting him and don’t give short answers, give long winded answers that go on for minutes and make sure you get right off the subject.
Tell him you have a brain tumour and that you’re deaf and disabled and that you had a serious high-speed car accident and you still carry those horrible injuries from that to this day. Tell him that you’re a transgender ambassador to the United Nations, that’ll fucking fix him, tell him he’s a fucking goose too if he gets too uppity.
Make sure too that the court knows you are a post-op, transgender. lesbian woman who is leading the charge worldwide for the oppressed members of the transgender movement. These cunts just don’t know who they are dealing with fat Jon my friend. All of these facts matter and they should get you off scott-free.
Geez I wish I was over in Canada this Friday to personally attend this hearing. Keane Bexte will be well sorry when you’ve finished with him, the violent little anti-transgender biological man. Who the fuck does he think he is just filming celebrities in a public place, whilly-nilly without their permission or any payment, anybody would think it was his job.
Assault in Canada with out a weapon can get you 5 years in jail with a weapon your looking at 10 years.The real risk for JV is if he lies in court the big man could be looking ata good amount of time in jail.
He’s already told a complete pack of lies in a statement of material facts that accompanied a civil action against Rebel News and Keane Bexte involving the very same incident. Fat Jon reckons Bexte attacked him, geez I hope he says that in the witness box on Friday. He has zero chance of using the service dog bullshit to get an adjournment. I ask you, what actual disabilities has he got that a service dog would aid with in a court of law, unless of course the dog is going to give evidence? Never in all of my time following the courts world-wide in my job as a journalist have I ever heard of a person seeking an adjournment because their service dog is not available because it’s in training. It takes a particular sort of delusionable person to run with this ridiculous argument. Nice try though.
We know he didn’t get a seeing bullshit dog
@Trevor
Hate to be that guy, but you are starting to adopt the pedophiles typing mistakes. delusionable is not a word.
I know “delusionable” is not a word, I’m taking the piss, this is how Jon spelt it in a court document.
The “amendment” was written in pink ink because Jessica Serenity “is a girl”. Meaning, he rammed his junk into a whirring fan blade and so now has a beautiful, petal pink vagina. It’s strange, really, how a mountainous, obese, shovel-handed monster with a period fetish and active carbuncles on his festering perineum can simultaneously be such a delicate flower.
You’re a walking miracle of dichotomy, Big Jess! Disabled, yet able to chase down and pound the living shit out of a reporter; dumb as a rock, yet able to compete with the best lawyers in Canada! Ugly AF, yet a “model!” 100% biologically male, yet able to get pregnant and demand Pap smears on your anus. You are an icon of lesbian princess warriordom, worthy of swinging the Labrys boldly, swathing a path of rainbow-colored equality into a future wide enough to accommodate your mobility scooter and all its accoutrements. Big Jess, Esq.! We worship thee, oh, Great One, Bringer of Truth! Champion of Scamming! Preach thy narcissistic, perverted, sniveling message via the channels of Snapchat filters and lisping vocal fry. We shall listen and follow Thee straight into Hell.
Does anyone know what kind of dog Jonny No Dick is trying to get? I’m guessing he’s looking at a larger breed dog, so he can use it to attack people who come around him. He’ll use the shield of a “service dog” so he has it to go after people who come around him. Since Mommy Nutcase has her own legal problems right now, this would be the next best thing for him. He doesn’t give a shit about the dog, he wants something to use against people he doesn’t like.
Am I wrong in thinking this??
If he somehow obtains a pathetic, innocent, unlucky dog to trot around with for sympathy, I’m outta here. I couldn’t stand seeing the pure soul of a dog destroyed in a whirlwind of neglect and God only knows what other kinds of abuses.
Please do not let this mutant obtain a dog. Please. It’s bad enough he has access to his mother’s pet.
He doesn’t have a service dog. Its an outright lie. If he did, those of us that are watching him would have already taken it from him. He knows this. There are a handful of people ready, willing, and waiting to kick down his door and remove the dog from his condo. He knows this. As soon as anyone see’s proof he has a dog, he’ll need to keep it elsewhere if he plans on keeping it.
He’s trying to claim that Miriams dog, Walnut, is a service dog. That isn’t going to work though, because its pretty apparent that Jonathan doesn’t understand the difference between emotional support animal and service dog. There’s a huge difference, and this will likely be explained to JY during his court loss.
He doesn’t have anywhere CLOSE to the money needed to get a service dog, and if he wants an ESA that is ACTUALLY an ESA then it needs to be well behaved and /nonaggressive/. Service dogs are expensive as hell and even if he wanted to use Miriam’s dog as one he does not have the money to shell out to a trainer, nor the brains to train it himself. There is nothing that could come from this lol
we all know Jonny no dick only wants a dog because he has to resort to bestiality as no human would willing have sex with it, this clown needs to be locked up, beyond disgusted with this imbecile!
Will he show up with his chicken fillet falsies?
those are his 100% fat ass man tits