I’m not even sure where to begin on this one. Please start by reading the tweet below, posted by #trustednerd Jessica Yaniv aka Jonathan Yaniv on the evening of July 16, 2020. Remember – we know Jonny is a pedophile, or as he would say, a minor-attracted person. That makes this fantasy extra scary.
First things first, we know the pedophile didn’t push out a baby. After all, his pussy is still tight…right Jon?
So what are the possibilities here? Did Yaniv find some poor dumb woman to con? Is Yaniv trolling everyone? Did Jonathan the drunk get a little too deep into the sauce last night?
I noticed Jonny has recently posted several tweets about God and Christianity. Perhaps these are a result of an immaculate conception and birth two years ago?
What are the odds that Yaniv, known for conning and grifting, starts a GoFundMe to raise money for this “daughter”?
Because Yaniv has deleted virtually everything he posted on Twitter before Dec 26, 2018, it’s hard to say where he was during this time. Maybe he was getting knocked up?
Could the baby be Elmo’s? I know, I’m grasping at straws here now. Even Elmo has standards.
Jonathan / Jessica Yaniv – Pedophile Papa?
In all seriousness though, what are the possibilities? JY claims it’s a stepdaughter, so it must be someone else’s child. Jonathan has never mentioned a kid before – and he would if he could – so it must be a new relationship he’s in. We know he catfished Tianna, Kayla, and Jessica in recent weeks, so it must be a VERY new relationship – newer than the end of June.
By Jonathan Yaniv’s logic, he’s entered into a relationship in the last 2-3 weeks with a woman (or man) who has a daughter, and it’s serious enough that he’s claiming it as his own.
We also know Jonathan Yaniv’s efforts to appear closer to godliness are a sham. Yaniv was raised Jewish, and while Christianity is an adjacent Abrahamic religion along with Islam, I personally question the authenticity of Yaniv’s claims. One does not fantasize about sleeping with menstruating teenagers, spout racist threats, abuse their mother, and encourage people to commit suicide while still genuinely holding typically Christian beliefs.
That means Jonathan’s plea for prayers is another one of his cons – this time he’s playing the sick child/religious card for attention and sympathy. If Jonathan wasn’t already a pedophile I would say this is a new low for him but it really isn’t.
Next up, how will Jonathan Yaniv, the Eternally Unemployed, support his new family? The Canadian COVID support money will dry up soon enough, and we know his business is basically dead. Jonathan can’t even demo liquor at a liquor store without being recognized as the Langley pedo these days. How will he put food on the table?
Could it be that Yaniv’s new fling is from a wealthy family? Is that the latest grift by the Yanivs? Find a gullible, wealthy woman and shack up with her to live off her? That sounds like the Yaniv way! #FamilyValues
If Yaniv is trolling people, trying to get laughs on the back of sick child – even a fake sick child – I truly hope all the worst comes his way.
One thing we all know – Yaniv should never be allowed near kids. No parent in her right mind would ever allow this either, so I take some solace in that though. For now, all we can do is speculate though. Only #jyknowsit for now.
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I wonder if someone questioned him about the “children” he claimed to have on his tax returns. Did his cum sock crawl out from under his bed and call him Papa?
This guy is fucked in some many different ways. I’m surprised people still tolerate him and the bullshit he brings.
I think there are many possibilities. It could be one or it could a few, or it could all of the following:
Jon is just trying to rile us up.
Jon is trying to show how truly insane he really is.
Jon is trying to show some new target just how serious he is about her. “I even called Joni Jr my stepdaughter! See how much I love you two?”
Jon is trying to get people to break Twitter’s ToS on that post so he can feel like a damsel in distress once again and go running to Twitter Support and have the big meanie poopy heads suspended for hurting him in his delicate little feels.
Jon has given up on reality and has slipped into a land where he is a thin, attractive, charismatic 27 year old woman who has found love with a single mother of a sick child and has lovingly accepted this child as her own. Which makes sense because on actual planet Earth Jon is a fat, repulsive 33 year old man who has rendered himself unlovable.
JY has no idea how relationships work. Judging by JYs previous “relationships” JY has probably been chatting online with a person most likely a woman, that has a child. In JYs mind they are now in a serious relationship and that womans child is now ill and JY is looking for sympathy by tweeting about it. I highly doubt that JY and this woman have even met irl.
Bwahahaha catfished
He’s looking for an insanity defense and has been alluding to that claiming that he assaulted Keean because of his mental health. He’s wanting the crown to believe that he thinks he has kids because he’s mad. He’s void of a properly formed conscience. He plans all of this out.
Holy Cow, I looked at the headline picture of Yaniv and I nearly fell of my chair. Langley Resident said Johnny Boy had put on a lot of weight but I didn’t think it was this serious. I have never seen that much excess fat hanging under a mans chin and my god, when you compare the latest photo of Johnny Boy with his catfishing profile photo the contrast is simply stunning, they don’t look like the same person whatsoever. In looking at the latest photo I have never ever seen a more ugly person at the age he is, his fat head can only be described as massive and his make-up looks like he let his two year old step-daughter apply it. I cannot understand why the teen girls that meet him in person are not horrified at what they see when he turns up. Another point in your article was the mention of a Gofundme page for his new-found stepdaughter, this was the first thing that came to mind when I read his stupid Tweet. Johnny Boy is desperate for money and I reckon this is his motive. In closing, if Johnny Boy keeps stacking on the weight the way he is he will not make fourty. How can he possibly list himself as a “model”, what the fuck would he possibly model, unles he’s been hired as Tess Holiday’s stunt double?
I don’t know if this is good news or bad news. That picture? It’s from a video Yaniv made of Miss BC contestants in June 2019, so he’s had a whole ‘nuther year to pack on the poundage since then.
I think Jonathan persuaded Miriam to let go of a little more of Jack’s money so Jonathan could put a down payment on a Russian bride. Miriam thought that would take Jonathan a step toward being “normal,” never knowing that the real attraction for Jonathan was Natasha’s toddler daughter.
Natasha’s now squeezing Miriam’s purse because dotter has bad condishun and dies if no moneys fast. Natasha (actually Boris using ex-girlfriend’s selfies) has previously rolled American Bible-bangers and presumes weeping-for-Jesus-Jonathan is like them, so Natasha asks for prayers for little Fraudashka as she undergoes mostly deadly proceechur. Also more moneys now or dyings!