Before we get into the meat of this story, it really is worth taking a moment to step back and look at what’s going on here. This is Jessica Yaniv Simpson, a morbidly obese monstrosity of a human whose own face is so deformed that facial recognition software misinterprets him as an geometry equation. Remember that. Remember the pictures of this person as you read this. The gut that hits his steering wheel when he drives. The weight that broke a physio bed. The ugliness that nobody loves. Cruel, maybe, but honest and important to remember as we get into this document.
What we have here is a troll, nay, a goblin attacking what it feels is vulnerable prey. It’s picked out what it thinks is the weakest of the pack and it’s thrown everything at it. When I say everything, I mean JY has reached into the crazy bin deep this time. Even our own legal expert could only describe this as bananas. This is the personification of ugly attacking a 70+ year old man in a walker and trying to paint themselves to the world as a victim.
This document is JY’s response to Gerald Funk’s counterclaim to Jessica Yaniv’s original lawsuit. It’s a 70 paragraph assault on Funk’s character that completely lacks evidence or even anecdotal support. It’s as outlandish as accusing Miriam Yaniv of giving birth to a good person and raising them properly. It’s poorly composed legal garbage that lacks even ANY ground and will die, but Yaniv has filed it. Why? Because he sees Funk as vulnerable. He thinks this will intimidate him into a payout. That’s what this is.
My opinion and analysis is below. You can skip ahead to the documents if you want to read them yourself.
- Para 1 – Yaniv denies Funk’s claim of Yaniv being a bully.
- Para 2,3 – Yaniv defends his decision to serve Funk three different ways and accuses Funk of trying to mislead the court.
- Para 4 – he literally says his dog is 9.99451 days old at the time of the incident and that Rexy helps him with hearing, anxiety, PTSD, depression, and diabetes. Interestingly, he now states he is Type 1 diabetic.
- Para 5 – 29 – unhinged garbage about animal abuse, including stating that men in general are more likely to abuse animals (as if this has any bearing on Funk) and that there is video evidence of Funk punching his dog. Wants Funk to undergo assessment and calls him an animal cruelty offender. Accused Funk of causing Rexy fear, anxiety, pain, etc. Says these actions are a warning sign that Funk will be violent in the future. Note that nearly all of this is plagiarized directly from this paper.
- Para 30 -31 – the biggest load of bullshit you’ve ever seen JY write. He describes Funk as “visually morbidly obese” and approximately 450 lbs, and then says that he (he = JY) is half that. Jon, your NECK is 225 lbs by itself.
- Para 32 – 38 – his usual “my fake service dog is a real service dog” lines.
- Para 39 – “other people have had their dogs in there”.
- Para 40 – Jon claims Funk has “visually transphobic tendencies”, whatever the fuck those are, and claims everything Funk did was due to transphobia.
- Para 41 – 42 – claims Funk follows Jonny around and videos him, and gives him the middle finger.
- Para 43 – JY claims he has severe anxiety, depression, and PTSD from what Funk did.
- Para 44 – says suing Funk isn’t a form of contact and doesn’t violate his undertaking.
- Para 45 – alleges Funk has repeatedly assaults JY’s family, physically and verbally.
- Para 46 – 48 – more service dog whining.
- Para 49 – claims Funk and his wife sit outside JY’s property and stare at his balcony to intimidate him.
- Para 50 – 55 more lies about injuries. Claims Funk did it all on purpose to hurt him.
- Para 56 – 57 – claims Funk battered him.
- Para 58 – claims Funk is lying and the witnesses should be cross-examined.
- Para 59 – JY demands a summary trial if Funk won’t “appropriately” settle the case. Lots of legal copypasta, case law citations, etc. Nothing actually appropriate or legally valuable. Just Yaniv trying to look scary.
- Para 61 – claims Funk’s counterclaim is in bad faith.
- Para 62 – 66 – denies Funks claims.
- Para 67 – claims criminal charges have been laid against Funk. These are private prosecutions that will go nowhere. No charges appear under Funk’s name on CSO but three new private prosecutions appear under Jon. JY has filed private charges for assault, obstruction, and injury to a service animal.
- Para 68 – 69 – the usual line people use against JY. Claims Funks counterclaim should be dismissed and Funk should be penalized.
There ya have it folks. The massively obese man in a dress Jonathan Yaniv is having his usual Christmas meltdown because he has no presents under the tree and nobody to love him. Perhaps if he spent less time pretending to be a woman and more time trying to be a worthwhile member of society things would go a little better for him. I don’t think the Yaniv’s have that in them though.
Prediction: this will all be tossed. Funk’s counterclaim doesn’t actually identify any cause of action in itself, so, sadly, it’s dead in the water. He won’t be granted any penalty money and he made a grave error in not asking for Yaniv to be declared a vexatious litigant. Yaniv’s notice of claim and reply to Funk’s counterclaim are both dishonest revenge-pieces that show as much about Yaniv’s character as they do his very low IQ (and yes Jon, everyone knows you’re a fucking idiot, regardless of how many 89%’s you get in your gender studies courses). Yaniv’s ramblings are incoherent, unprovable, and half of them belong in the HRT, not small claims court. Unfortunately, Funk played a very weak hand to start and Yaniv took this as an open door to strike, so I don’t expect he will go away easily now.
HAHAHA. He can’t get to Mr Funk and it’s killing him.
One question for jonny. After taking witness statements and reviewing evidence who did the police arrest, you or Mr Funk?
Again, seethe and dilate jon boy, it’s Christmas.
“The claimant is approximately half the weight of the Respondent”
Is Mr Funk 700lb+?
For the record…a 700lb+ scootypuff geriatric animal-abusing bullying stalker is repeatedly physically assaulting miriam and ilana? Funny, I don’t remember any court filings for what would surely be worthy of criminal charges.
Aside: I skipped his “service dog” diarrhoea, life’s too short.
Suffice to say, the more he opens that gob the funnier it gets and the deeper the crater.
Before I even read this, I know as a fact because I looked it up, that there are actual elephants that weigh less than this slob. Dolphins, manatees, etc.
Idiot lying so hard on his sworn testimony will always look good for a judge, because he’s a poor trans woman who’s disabled and can’t hear you when he feels like it.
He needs a service dog, a well trained professional service dog that will likely urinate in the courtroom (and needs taking away from the great big pig, choke collars? Shock collars? Animal abuse – why am I not shocked)
Now, let’s have a read…
Okay, I’ve read. 9.99451 – is that Yaniv’s IQ? Below 10 seems a little high. Posting racist comments on twitter again, wasting study time making bullshit counterclaims.
John I’ll say this slowly
NOT ONE SINGLE PERSON, JUDGE, JURY OR SPECTATOR BELIEVES YOU – EXEPT YOU.
THE ENTIRE WORLD IS LAUGHING AT YOU. YOU’VE TURNED YOUR LIFE INTO A JOKE.
Seriously John do you think you’d walk into a court and a judge would believe you aren’t an obese shit, and wouldn’t see on paper you’ve lied about your weight? You get more idiotic every time and I shouldn’t, but I love it.
What I note with great interest is how much of your claim is basically copied and pasted from other claims – I suspect you do the same for your uni studies (which you should be working on atm not making more bullshit lies up you’ll one day have to defend)
You might think it’s smart, paying for a service that will do an essay or answer questions for you, or copy and paste from Google but guess what fatso “tech expert” – plagiarism software exists, and is very easy to see when even a single sentence is copied. The higher in education you go, the more harshly that software is used. Enjoy, because I just know you’ll fail everything except gender studies, a qualification with as much worth as a spam email offering hot babes now.
You’ll still be working a liquor store or equivalent. Hopefully with your dog seized from your abusive hands you vile idiot.
If we can see it, and we’re not paid to do so – what will the folks who are paid to do so think?
Food for thought, not actual food fatso.
Speaking of food and as it’s Christmas, if you John sacrificed yourself to be fed to the homeless, they’d be fed in all of Canada this year. I can see that, a judge can see that. Your lie will be dismissed, your case dismissed. Just another fail for your record.
I wouldn’t normally enjoy watching someone’s life implode but as it’s him, and what I know of him, fuck it – Merry Christmas, you roasted ham.
@ The Incestuous Adventures of the Crazy Yaniv’s – “I wouldn’t normally enjoy watching someone’s life implode but as it’s him, and what I know of him, fuck it – Merry Christmas, you roasted ham.”
Sitting here after waving off visitors and then reading jonny’s bleats my thoughts wondered…
Whilst most folks are looking forward to Christmas with their loved ones and friends, taking their kids to see Santa, enjoying carols, attending parties, gift shopping, planning fun activities, visiting Church, doing voluntary work for the under-privileged, wrapping up presents, receiving friends / family and generally spreading Christmas warmth…jessica serenity simpson is spending his festive season hunting for, suing and harassing victims. Alone.
Jon just stoops lower and lower every single day. What a parasite. Jon, I’d tell you to leave Mr. Funk and other injured parties alone, but then I realized that this will just be a good thing. It will be another notch on the belt of those who you claim libel and slander you constantly. It will further prove that what you claim to be lies and slander are anything but, that everything that is reported about you on MeowMix is true. That everything everyone is saying about you is true. Only this time your bullying tactics and reprehensible behaviour is going to be a matter of public record. Further, it won’t be the only incident on public record with you at the centre of it, but an addition to a rapidly growing list. Your humungous, fat, offensively ugly, lumpy and bloated boat is taking on water fast, you’re too stupid and lazy to work the bilge pump, and it’s not going to be long before you sink.
I tip my hat to Mr. Funk and those others standing up to Jon in court here. They are not only acquiring justice by rectifying Yaniv’s wrongdoings toward them, but also performing a public service. They are further outing Jon’s special dichotomy; that of being both a predator to those he views as weak, and a parasite to those who allow him to latch on to them. Best of all, they are doing it in a manner that Yaniv cannot deny in the future as it will be a matter of fact in public records when all is said and done.
jonny can’t keep his bullshit straight….para 37
“No documentation of having a service dog is required in BC”
Followed by
“Under the guide dog & service dog act CERTIFIED dog & handler teams have the same rights as people not accompanied by dogs”
Jonny you know your dog isn’t certified, what are you going to do when the court asks if it’s certified?
Trying to pressure a senior into go away money…& you know ALL OF THIS will be brought up in your upcoming criminal trial for assaulting Mr Funk. Keep digging your grave asshole
Before he sued Funk i think was 50/50 is he would get jail time now i think is 70/30 he will get jail time.Going after Funk will not sit well with the judge at all maybe he even gets more charges.
Its JV who should undergo assessment so many warning signs at some point he could be violent.
Warning signs he could be violent? It’s well known he belts his mother and aunt and he belted two Rebel reporters and both incidents are on video, he threatened to kill Chris Elston and got convicted of it, he was caught with a deadly weapon and got convicted of it and he’s currently on charges of viciously attacking a frail old man in his walker. Warning signs are irrelevant now, we know that eventually he will kill.
As an old person who sits in the front of her yard to take a break & to watch the world go by, no way would the Funks set up rocking chairs on a public sidewalk. First of all that is an ageist stereotype. We would use lawn furniture because of the weight & awkwardness of dragging them out of our unit, into the elevator, & through the entrance. There is literally is no room in front of Miriam’s condo on either the sidewalk & driveway from the pictures I have seen. Since Jonny did not complain about them sitting on their balcony (a more likely scenario) their unit is probably not within the site lines.
I doubt there’s any room for Mr & Mrs Funk to sit anywhere anyway, what with all the armed transphobes trawling the hallways, constant envoy of police and ambos pulling up, the throngs of harassing media and Chris Elston camping out.
Yaniv is so incredibly obese and deformed that it isn’t funny.
His response is filled with copy and paste sources, he expects funk to get stressed out by it and the threat of a $70k fine and jail time that funk will just settle with him. It’s a bully tactic that I think the courts have picked up on. The hammer is coming down on Yaniv, sit back and enjoy the show.
I think it’s jonny that’s stressed out, I don’t think he expected Funk to countersue
This Pariah to society strikes again.
I was there the night of February 25th, 2021 when she was arrested by the RCMP.
Along with other witnesses, I was also summoned as a witness to testify at her upcoming criminal trial this coming June, 2023
I will state the truth and nothing but the truth of what I witnessed, I don’t believe it will go well for Ms. Jessica Simpson.
I’d love to hear your story!
Jonathen the DNA mix-up is a menace. The RCMP already charged Jabba the Tranny during the incident, assault charges were not given Mr. Funk. This is a waste of Court time and Taxpayer’s money as the newly self proclaimed ‘Indigenous’ Yaniv is fishing for a pay day by fraudulent accusations-again. He can cut and paste all he wants and forward a voluminous waste of paper but it serves no purpose when the Court Clerk looks for facts. RCMP witnesses, civilian witnesses and Yaniv’s charges from that incident will be the only relevant facts. He needs to be charged with mischief every time he goes on his fishing expeditions.
p.s. His next scam-asking for a grant to make his home “Disabled Accessible”- likely widen doorways to allow his obese carcass through to the computer.
I couldn’t read the whole thing, it’s fucking huge and he wrote it as if he’s an expert on every single subject and law known to man, it’s as if he actually thinks he’s a law professor, oh wait, he’s already done that then we come out with this fucking tripe, it must have taken the dumb cunt a week, totally worthless word salad is all it is from an incompetent moron who knows how to cut and paste after he’s Googled the appropriate subject. Leave the old people alone you fat dumb cunt.
It seems confused what a small claims court can do.
@Trevor
What’s the betting he stands in front of a full length mirror eyeballing himself in his nylon wig and mother’s frock whilst dramatically reading that waffle out loud, wildly gesturing to an empty room…the only audience being the unfortunate dog waiting for his tea.
If nothing else slobbo is exiting 2022 with a bang. Grossly delusional and completely insane but a bang nonetheless. I think the meowmix year end fail list might need amending.
it could be a top 100 list next year.
Today im not gonna go over the whole thing, im just gonna cherry pick.
Otherwise its gonna be way too long.
4. (as the claimant is prfoundly deaf)
Wanna google the definotion of profoundly deaf with me?
Ahh you know me ill do it anyways, and voila.
Profound deafness: Anybody who cannot hear a sound below 90dB has profound deafness.
Now what is 90dB in loudness? Oh look Google got that answer too, A FUCKING SUBWAY TRAIN.
And that moron wanted to hear Funk say “Let’s Start some trouble” when he tried to fit through the door of a room which was full of peoples?
Johnny… Im just gonna repeat what your mother said on December 18, 2022 “You’re full of shit”
6. If there really was video evidence, he would have postet that everywhere, but the last time he postet “evidence” that his dog was attacked, the “evidence” only showed
himself badgering the cleaning lady while his dog was running around like a four year old on a sugar rush.
(Come to thing of it, if sigar lets you run around that fast Eat more sugar Johnny. God knows you can use the exercise.)
10. What did we learn about citations on how far you should go back in time with them?
If someone answered 6 – 7 years yes you would be right for research papers. In Law its a rule of thump.
Materials that have been published within the past 10 years are considered to be credible sources for research.
Only one of the citations meets that criteria, he even goes back as far as 1984
Up until number 39 its just trying to hammer in that it got a service dog…
Well guess what Johnnyboy, PROOF IT! But you cant do that cant you?
You are just sitting there trying to hide behind paragraphs and laws that you know will allow you to sue anyone you want.
40. Well guess what… gain PROOF IT! You are saying his “Attack” was caused as a response to you telling everyone you are a woman?
You got proof for that Johnnyboy? if not you got a problem.
41. Oh no he videotaped you on December 14th? Well guess why he did that…
You are not allowed to come near him, and guess again, if he can videotape you, you are clearly violating that order.
And now he got something you never had, PROOF!
42. Oh no he flipped you off while staring at your balcony?
Well i think its safe to say that flipping off your balcony or yourself has become the hobby of several people living near you.
You know what that means Johnnyboy? Its PROOF your mother was right when she said “You’re full of shit”
45. So Mr. Funk has assaulted your family multiple times now? Again… WHERE IS THE PROOF?
If this would be true, it would be in multiple police files, because your mother would have sued him every single time.
Yet there is nothing, so again your mother was right when she said “You’re full of shit”
And im sorry thats all i gotta read of the lies, its christmas time and i want to keep a little bit of anger inside of me so i can still yell at peoples on my way to work.
JY is so fat. He needs to slow down. The clotshot stuff is no-good for you and you know JY claims indigenous to get those bivalent ones early.
Jess can you drive to the airport and tell them to hurry up. I got packages I need!
JY, I will write in short sentences. Withdraw everything against these two men. The central element to this is you dog. You must show up in court with your dog. If your dog does not behave like a PERFECT service dog, your case is lost. These cases will not proceed before your criminal case. Your criminal case will be their defence. Will the crown ask an expert to certify your dog as part of your trial? Will the crown bring in an expert trainer of service dogs to dispute your claim that in under 10 months Rexy the wonder psychic is a service dog in blood sugar awareness amongst other previous claims you have made? Realize that withdrawing the complaint from one man will jeopardize your results Cut your losses, beg forgiveness from these men.
the dog was humping his leg when he did take it to court
@MrEd Rexy humping that foul asshole’s leg has been the only action fat jon has ever had in his miserable life
I remember in the Lassie tv series the replacement Timmie played with a dog in heat before he went to the audition. It would be interesting if a person played with a dog in heat then sat in the gallery behind the defence table to watch the trial.
Please don’t give Yaniv good advice. We want him to fail at life so we can keep laughing at him. Let him keep doing these things, it’s the fastest way for him to ruin his own life.
Yaniv still sounds like a male
JV is not 225 pounds as he claims he is pushing 500 pounds will be 600 by mid 2023.
At 1 point I was 6′ & 265 lbs, evenly distributed on my frame & yet looked nothing like jonny slobbo
I’ve said this before, and here it is: narcissists flail blindly when cornered. JYS was cornered, and like a wild hog in a net is now grunting and squealing furtively. JYS *projects*. He sees something vile within himself, being a pedo, being 500 lbs, being a racist, being a misogynist, being a big oafish loudmouth bully, and PROJECTS his disgusting behaviors on others, therein (in his twisted mind) absolving himself of the behaviors. He may even be psychologically “punishing” himself by punishing others. Narcs are too self-protective to ever take responsibility for their own actions, but are among the first to point a finger at others.
Jon, Jessica, whatever: listen. LISTEN. You are terrible. You may try and justify in your own mind your terrible behaviors, but there is NO justification. The only reason you’ve “gotten away with it” thus far is because you are perceived as mentally handicapped, and, of course, because of the trans card.
It’s too late for you to be a good person, or a good citizen, or a good son. You will never, ever be anyone’s romantic partner. You will never be anything but a terrible person. I’m sorry. You neutered yourself, and that is literally the only good thing you have ever done for society. At least, at the very, very least, your genetic line will fizzle out like a wet fart someday and there will be no more Jon Yaniv DNA in existence. If indeed you did freeze your sperm before the neuter, I can promise you it will be lost at the bank or left out on the counter “accidentally”. Even if it survives, you will NEVER find anyone willing to carry your offspring. Not even the most strung out, desperate meth addict on Kensington Ave, not for a million dollars.
I know that you are going to hurt your dog when all this hits the proverbial fan. I am BEGGING you to let the dog go to a good home, with land and kids to play with. Rexy is not trained. It’s clear in your videos of him, in pictures of him. He is not trained. He will misbehave in court. And you will hurt him.
If anyone in law enforcement and/or animal welfare reads the posts on this website, remember I said this. I worked in animal rescue for many years and I saw horrible things. JYS will hurt Rexy when Rexy no longer is useful, or when JYS is cornered. It’s a promise.
JYS is beyond saving. He is beyond rehabilitation. The best society can hope for is institutionalization, but unfortunately that only comes after extreme behavior, and I would hate to see anyone victimized further by him.
I don’t know what else to say.
Oooh, Stephen, the young, tall, muscular, butch Ambulance man felt Jon up by touching him on the tit, it’s understandable that he just couldn’t help his sexual desire, as Jon is so plainly and obviously, very physically attractive. This, in no way, would have anything to do with Jon’s severe sexual desire to be raped, as he has so repeatedly fixated on rape and sexual assault in the past. Jon, you’re a fucking cross dressing lunatic bloke who had his cock chopped off, you don’t have breasts, you only have nipples you stupid fat cunt. Note that Stephen the Ambo probably goes out clubbing every other weekend and pulls some deadly pussy, either that or he’s married to some attractive young waif and he has three kids and a wonderful and fulfilling family life, he’d be getting lots of pussy, this is what upsets fat Jon, he’s not getting any pussy, and rightly so cunt.
All this shows is how low educated he really is.
Oh Lordy…
yaniv has just again claimed his tweets are Photoshopped. The latest being his racist “turban fucker” – the very same pic and racist comments he himself confirmed creating in a Periscope(?) video….the so called “social experiment”.
By his logic not only did BCHRT misunderstand him but they were hoodwinked with all his tweets/FB posts because each and every one was Photoshopped by someone else.
How long before every tweet under his “SFU” title are deemed fake?
Well according to JV he is world famous celebrity and many are out to get him.
@ jaime
LOL, jon boy will never digest the difference between “infamous” and “famous”.
• only yaniv can read a comedian’s Tweets ridiculing him world-wide and see it as a claim to fame
• only yaniv can read world-wide media articles, blogs, forums and thousands of disapproving tweets highlighting his racism and paedo tendencies and him thinking he’s hit celeb status
• only yaniv can get catfished twice, publicly mocked and still be on the hunt
• only yaniv can upload numerous racist tweets and posts, be publicly branded a lying racist by a court or two and still upload similar
• only yaniv can claim everyone in his strata / police force / LGBT community love him when facts prove otherwise
• only yaniv can look at his body / face and think he looks like Ariana Grande
• only yaniv, on a couple of very basic Uni courses, thinks he’s the next big thing to hit feminism
• only yaniv can think losing xxx court cases makes him an expert on law
Only yaniv can…
He said people are anti trans the reality the reason is he is not in jail looking at 30-40 years is because he plays the trans card.
I am first Nations and am card carrying certified ndn on both sides.
Funny I never saw my at any powwow or March to mourn missing women. Be careful self identifying yourself. In some jails they seperate first Nation women because we are a protected class. You don’t want to even go to booking with your new heritage. And btw most native people are open minded. But the entire double spirit thing is a Hollywood myth. And we killed child molestaters. And we still do.