We’ve seen it before. Jessica Yaniv Simpson’s 8-page resume was bad years ago. It’s still bad now, and he’s using it to suck for SFU Senate votes.
Before anyone goes giving credit to Jessica Yaniv Simpson for shrinking it to one page, this resume was posted by Yaniv to the SFU Senate candidates page, and it was limited to a single page.
It’s even more funny because it omits 100% of his real job experience, and it’s padded with every cheesy buzzword he could find.
Check it out.
Where to even start on picking apart this nonsense. I’m on mobile today so I’ll leave it to the comments section, but I do want to point out the hilariously cringy effort to suck attention from SFU by again claiming to be a winner of the Chancellor’s award, AND adding in that he was awarded the Thakore Visiting Scholar Award – something that SFU350 was nominated for in May 2022 – months before JY was part of the group.
Then, to go on and list participation with two unknown conferences from 15 years ago on his resume? So bad. Just, so, so bad.
The last thing I’ll say about the resume, ignoring all the grammatical errors, punctuation mistakes, and obvious attempts to inflate themselves, is that it’s hilarious that he doesn’t list any actual accomplishments. No references to success. No claims to have “increased business to Company X by Y% by doing ___”. It’s all just empty buzzwords, outdated jargon, and blatant lies. Fortunately everyone will see through it. We have multiple student sources at SFU and they all know who – and what – he is.
As you can see below, Yaniv threw his mangirl name into the hat for an SFU Senate role. He’s already claimed two previously vacant Senate subcommittee seats. He claimed to be elected, but we know he was the only person that applied, and was acclaimed. Weird that he brags about a “victory”.
Just like his “win” at Kwantlen, where JY held a very minor “student officer” role on council, Yaniv didn’t win anything. He signed up for an empty seat and then claimed to the world that he was elected. Imagine being that desperate for attention.
We’ve heard from multiple current Senate and subcommittee members that discussions are already happening to remove Yaniv from the subcommittee with a simple 2/3 majority vote. It won’t take Yaniv long to piss off that many people, so I look forward to pointing and laughing at that.
MeowMix challenge: if any of our readers have time, I’d love to see a REAL Yaniv resume. Example: 2019: served liquor samples at local stores. Took these skills online to create content targeted to underage girls showing them how to infuse gummy candies with alcohol.
Think you’re up for it? Send your submissions to jymeowmix @ gmail.com. Let’s show the world who Jon Yaniv really is.
MeowMix edit: can we please stop posting these weird rants? I get the frustration, I get the anger, I get the vitriol, but posting stuff like this just props his position up. Keep it civil please.
This pedophile deserves no civility.
There is nothing anybody here or anywhere else that could possibly prop this cretin up.
*Nothing anybody here or anywhere else can say or do*. Always proofread first. Sigh.
Jessica Yaniv Simpson is a fat pedo.
This is great, he’s interacting with adult people. It’s just a matter of time till he gets the karama that awaits. Everything is already in motion, including his future jail sentence. We just need to sit back and watch. Watch Yaniv larp as an adult, we all know he’s going to fail at it like he fails at everything in life.
Everyone needs to be patient and allow for all this to play out. it’s going into next year before he starts producing even more milk for us to enjoy.
Yaniv is a habitual loser, he tries to build himself up with his “victories” but it’s all lies.
MeowMix Edit…don’t post things about blowing up or people dying please. I do agree that this will be fun to watch as it plays out long term.
By “blow up and die” don’t you mean everything blowing up in his face will kill him? Not literally of course, but his failures could get him killed.
Fun fact: if you google for “sfu chancellors distinguished service award jessica simpson” the first result will be his overinflatet linkedin page, BUT the second one is Jessica Yaniv Simpson, Awkward and Out of Place | MeowMix.
That kinda makes me giggle.
No mention of his honoury PhD, SJU, I see. Well, that proved to be money well spent.
” Jessica Yaniv “DOCTOR OF PHILOSOPHY HONORIS CAUSA IN TRANSGENDER ADVOCACY” “
Sorry, I can’t let this go…
“Articulate communicator?” Look at the very first sentence 🙂
He truly sees himself as head of a hugely successful global business empire. A Pound Shop Alan Sugar.
“Global Director” of a one man “business” who stores his envelopes and stapler in his mum’s flat.
On another note. Tweedledum’s Tuesday threats…
Pointing out the truth re the strata assault brings forth this little gem from those pudgy fingers…
“If you want to have to pay me $100,000+ for defamation, then continue. I will find you.”
$100,000? $100,000???? He couldn’t even get $91.18 out of Best Buy.
JY is listing awards on his resume for a group he just joined and crashed their awards dinner. Talk about entitlement and deception. SFU 350 Chancellor Distinguished Service Award? He is delusional. He joins the Climate Action Group in the Middle of September and is listing it as an accomplishment. The Group received recognition for their work for the previous three years. JY crashes their group to attend the Dinner and accept all the Awards-what a Leech.
Fair’s fair on the Climate thing, he does sit in his car muttering at TransMtn, and has been known to #stoptmx
I’ll raise you…joined Uni beginning of Sept by the beginning of Dec he’s “3rd year Criminology”.
I know, right? Stolen valor much?
Votes into assets is he saying he can be bought which i am sure would be a criminal offense.
johnny you’re a goof! A fat male in a moo moo! Useless, waste of life,air, and resources. MeowMix Edit: MeowMix is not the place to celebrate anyones death, etc.
‘Grease Stained Mu Mu’ (Nancy quote}-Moo Moo- refers to a Cow? Nice Touch
Yaniv is REALLY fat.
I probably mentioned this before, but I have lost faith that he will be arrested unless a right wing populist government gets into power because globalist/regressive leftist leaders refuse to throw “allies” into jail unless they’re pushed to by factors involving the case.
1 thing that jumped out at me was him mentioning all these supposed high level executive skills, then right below it lists he also does basic administrative skills like paying bills and scheduling meetings. Lol.
Congrats to the volunteer who volunteered for a seat that no one else volunteered for.
A hard one battle.
* hard won
To “Trevor Dunen” – this is your fan American Yaniv Hater. If you want to accept the challenge to write a *real* resume for eunuch boy, I’ll gladly collaborate with you. My writing skills are fairly decent, but I need your humorous touch. Lol. My Twitter is @412fashion if you’re interested. If not, that’s cool too, we’re all busy.
Twitter banned me because I’m a far right ultra maga supporter, I’m in so get me at my email address [email protected], I will start on it now, give me your email address.
Hey Trev, I emailed you.
So, the grifting fat slug has volunteered himself onto a couple of obscure student committees at SFU that actually don’t do a whole lot, but you can bet your bottom dollar that the fat weasel will put forward the following proposals:
1). SFU Topless pool party for LBGTQI+ students aged 12 & above
2). SFU National Sex Day
3). Condoms and tampons in both the male and female toilets.
4). Changing SFU rules & regulations so that transgender women, who are in fact biological men, can run naked in the women’s change rooms and toilets hoping for a twelve year old girl tampon experience.
These are Jon’s must do goals, he has been striving to impose these rules somewhere ever since he transitioned into a paedophile aged around 12, pro-nouns at that age being- I’m/a Rock/Spider.
I feel so sorry for the other poor student these committees, they have no idea of the shit storm coming.
Now a bit of a comment on his recent lawsuits that he took out on the frail, frightened elderly people he assaulted.
So you’ve workied hard all of your life, maybe a cop, a nurse or a bank teller. You have saved and scrimped and enjoyed your life right up until retirement. You sell your family home when you’re seventy and go buy a condo in an old aged facility where you will be well looked after.
Then, one day this fat, slovenly, filthy cunt turns up in your day room, he’s got a dog with him that cannot control itself and is a danger to all it comes into contact with as now all it wants to do is be jacked off by its master and if that’s not happening it goes berserk. So you ask this cross dressing quarterback in his grannies dress to leave kindly, so he does what he usually does.
He goes totally berserk, punches into a 95 year old man in a walking fram, and then rings the police making false claims, as he did on video in the Chris Elston matter, then he hits the fire alarms, as he previously did on video in the BC courts when confronted in the lifts by a reporter.
Once the twenty or so witnesses tell the cop the actual facts of what happened cock breath is charged with multiple offences that may see him doing a jail term, but certainly they bar him from ever being appointed to The Bar.
So you try to recover from the shock, you are 95 you should be in hospital after a severe attack as this and as such you should be in hospital.
Then this nutjob come circus freak in a skirt, hits you with the most ridiculous lawsuit ever filed, and now you are being harassed wich directly breaches his bail conditions not to contact or harass the old people he so shamelessly terrorised.
Jon, you are a low cunt, for fucks sake leave the old people alone and let them enjoy the twilight of their lives, you reckon you are a human rights activist, well human rights activists don’t breach frail, elderly people’s rights by bashing them.
These poor old people now have to live their lives in terror to protect Jon’s tran rights, don’t they have grandsons that are lumberjacks or something that can set this fat cunt right. He needs to stay in his own lane.
That silly lawsuit is going to bit you on the arse you dumb, greasy fat slug & you and I know you cannot win it. You reckon you are a future lawyer, no lawyer would ever incriminate himself like this nor commit outright perjury like this, nor file a statement under oath that directly contradicts what actually happened, but you’ll get away with it once again because you are “trans”.
You are not trans but what you are is a paedophile, there, sue me for a hundred grand dip shit, and you don’t have to find me, email me and I’ll send you my address, cunt.
As far as your resume goes, Jon Yaniv- Global Director, Marketing Manager, Total Fucking Moron is the actual reality, should have thrown anti-social personality disorder in there too, nobody will take the time to read that guff, it’s a straight out red flag for any prospective employer, cock head.
He listed negotiation in his skills, like he negotiates with the elderly by punching them in the head after he has set his dog on them. Jon, I’m very disappointed that you did not use the term, “neuro-divergent, please do some editing as you’ll need to get that in there somewhere, fucked if I know what it means but it sounds good.
Just like it sounds good that he won The Chancellors Distinguished Service Award and The Thakor Visiting Scholar Award, sounds really important, but it’s simply not true, it’s just another delusion to make him look like the big intellectual, as we know, he’s a fucktard in a filthy dress.
Well spelled out my good man, you have a knack for driving the point home.
When jy tried to crash our night programs. Btw all those who doubted me about the diapers and pad fetish, and where do you think Sam came from? He’s never been capable of debate or conversation. He is really off putting. We have Transwomen in our workers and try to have a trans girl on staff. There’s certain criteria that you need to enter a Transwomen. And our ladies will let you know.
Halfway to forty jy.remenber your freedom 55 plan. Your father left so much in trust for you.
It’s funny no one mentions just nasty teeth
I’ve just been reading an article re Canada offering MAID (medical assistance in dying) and it struck me that yaniv might be interested what with him attempting suicide (“hundreds of times” and failing) and being “profoundly disabled” he might want to look into it. We all know he always likes to be first in the queue for freebies…just a passing thought.
(and no I’m not advocating he takes his own life)
I take it with the amount management intervention on several comments our Jonboy pedo has crossed the Rubicon when he sued the seniors. It’s obvious LEO won’t do a single fucking thing about this fucking pig harassing the seniors, so this is how it starts. When the powers that can fail to do anything then the people start to speak out, I posit that curtailing that speech is a FUCKING ASSERTION YOU SUPPORT YANIV. This is not a point and be polite blog, this is a place to document one of the vilest chunks of shit to walk free in Canada, Telling people to hold their opinions in check is no bloody different than Yaniv himself whining about the coverage he gets. Let people have their say or GTFO and find a new hobby.
“It’s obvious LEO won’t do a single fucking thing about this fucking pig harassing the seniors,…”
To be fair, LEO can only go so far, insomuch that even when they manage to drag his arse into court what happens…a head slap here, a wrist slap there…nothing really worthwhile. He’s not actually paid (not talking $ here) for any of his shitty behaviour and because of that he’s now physically assaulting senior citizens. Will he get a decent punishment for that? – I doubt it very much.
The only time I’ve applauded is when Devyn (BCHRT) lifted the publication ban. It hasn’t stopped him but by God more people are now aware of him and his antics, and that of his mother.
It’s down to the courts to come down heavy on him so at least the public can see something/ someone at least is doing what’s right. Until that happens it’ll be business as usual for “jessica simpson.
I think we can all express our thoughts about Yaniv without the death threats. We all agree he is absolutely trash as a human but posting literal death threats is a surefire way to turn this from a blog to a court case. I appreciate your perspective though Nancy, you’ve been a great commentator and community member, but I’m asking you to understand that the MeowMix team doesn’t want to cross such a line that Leo goes from reading us to hunting us.
Be smart. Don’t post death threats.
Agree. Numpty is doing a fine job of destroying his life as it is…slow but sure.
Sounds as though yaniv is applying for a job, despite being profoundly disabled / taking a zillion courses and being a climate and trans activist…
“Do you have a lived experience as a self-identifying FNMI person and hold a relevant degree? Do you enjoy working with stakeholders from diverse backgrounds to make a difference in the Indigenous student community at SFU?”
“QUALIFICATIONS
• Lived experience as a self-identifying First Nations, Métis, or Inuit person;
• Post-secondary degree in a relevant discipline or a diploma plus pertinent experience and training;
• 3 years or more related experience in office administration, planning and coordination;
• Experience with Indigenous (First Nations, Métis, Inuit) communities is a definite asset;
• Ability to work with stakeholders from diverse backgrounds;
• Excellent organizational, analytical, problem-solving, and conflict resolution skills;
• Excellent interpersonal and communication (both verbal and written) skills;
• Excellent ability to provide advice and support decisions;
• Ability to write accurate minutes and reports;
• Ability to exercise discretion, initiative and diplomacy;
• Ability to work within broad parameters, competing deadlines/priorities and with frequent interruptions;
• Ability to work within the established policies and processes;
• Ability to coach, mentor, guide, and collaborate with others;
• Proficient in the use of standard office applications and enterprise level information systems”
“RESPONSIBILITIES” here https://secure.collage.co/jobs/sfss/34957
“Full time position, 35 hrs./week at $32.61/hr”
Our boy is going back to his indigenous roots.
yaniv – “Interesting. I’ll apply.”
Or is he applying for the “Building Assistant (Hiring 2) (Part-Time, Student Position)”?
Part-time (up to 28 hours/week), $19.50 per hour with additional benefits.
“Duties & Responsibilities:” here https://secure.collage.co/jobs/sfss/34839
“Skills & Experience:
• Must be registered as an SFU undergraduate student
• Ability to work efficiently in a high-pressure, multi-tasking environment, within clear timelines
• Proficient in Microsoft and Google Suite, with aptitude to learn new software and systems
• Strong interpersonal skills
• Excellent verbal and written communications skills
• Understanding of the role of the Student Society for its membership, in terms of advocacy, representation, and the provision of services
• Ability to lift, move and carry materials in accordance with WorkSafeBC guidelines”
(the end point seems iffy for jonny considering he’s always at death’s door but we’ll see)
He’ll no doubt claim to be over qualified for both vacancies but the courts aren’t paying out and money must be getting tighter by the day.
Curious…“People who are profoundly deaf can hear nothing at all and can find themselves totally reliant on lip-reading or sign language, even with a hearing aid (according to several bona fide medical sites I’ve read up on) so has jon boy learnt sign language/lip reading since September 2022 to the extent that he can fully communicate with all?
Apart from how he’s going to manage with either of the above jobs, how is he going to fare in court, in a few years time, if lawyering is still his goal?
He claims to be a global director yet as we have seen he over and over claims poverty.
The big man is thanking the 39 people that voted for him.
To quote JY in one of their actual semi- lucid moment “ Also, I don’t expect to win senate. I expect to liquidity and spread the vote.” JY didn’t actually win the senate. However in another tweet math challenged JY would like to thank 39 other people, either admitting they didn’t vote for themselves or failed to subtract their own vote. “ Thank you to the 39 people that voted for me for
@sfu senate! While I didn’t win this time around, at least there’s 39 students out there that do believe in positive change at SFU.”
Astonishingly JY was 6th last; 17th out of 22; Capturing(off the top of my head) approximately 3 % of the vote. Applying JY logic for not winning the VP election
“ It’s so obvious to see what has happened here. It’s not rocket science. As soon as I saw the election was rigged I knew this would happen. Students vote for the first person on the list with a platform.”
“ The person at the top of the list with an immediately published platform got the most votes, Arthur in the same context and the second individual got 2nd place”
But wait the person won the senate election was 14th on the list and second place was 8th on the list. But you were 11th on the list yet had the 6th worst showing.
“…this time around”
39 votes out of an estimated 37,670+ students. Shows how much campus interest there is for these piddling senates / committees and such.
Out of the 39 how many had any idea who the real JV is.
@jaime
I assume that the majority have heard of him by now, some may have had the misfortune of actually seeing him but as for actually knowing the real him and what he’s about, not 39 that’s for sure.
Unless those 39 have a warped sense of humour
“Articulate communicator” you say?…
“Go fuck yourself you fucking prick ass motherfucker.”
Such a lady.
His latest “research paper”…
This fecker is obsessed with Amanda Todd. I’m sure her grieving parents are thrilled at the sight of this predator relentlessly, (regardless of the subject), banding her name about. Let the child rest in peace ffs.
It was only a few days ago he was supposedly supporting her family and yet today he’s associating the child with porn. He needs a brick forcibly planted between his ears.
So if he believes porn is solely to blame for these male groomers what does that say about him, what’s his excuse? By his logic, and actions, he’s a high consumer as his grooming dates back easily 10 or so years. Hypocritical much? Or is his excuse still his father’s death?
Reading that tosh is like yaniv lecturing folks on healthy eating or complaining that violent films should be banned whilst having been prosecuted, and due to be prosecuted, for bashing reporters and an OAP. Do as I say and not as I do eh jonny.
Of all the blokes to decry porn, Jesus wept.
“…modern day pornography such as OnlyFans where anyone can become a “porn
star” and submit pornography to the content provider. ”
Your OnlyFans account still open jon boy?
I remember a bloke banned books in a certain country, they piled them up in the streets and burned them, if you were caught with them you were shot, Yaniv proposes the same thing with Porn in Canada, oh the bloke that had all the books burned- Adolf Hitler.
It amazes me he blames Todd yet anything he does its not his fault.
When has he ever taken responsibility re his actions? So why should he take the blame for his own actions here when he can blame a 11yo for leading him and his ilk astray? No different to his inappropriate chats with minors (who encouraged him plus he blamed his father’s death) and no different to paedos who lay the blame at, say, a 3year old’s feet for being so seductive and “begging for it” – victim blaming is a common paedo defence.
He’s found another platform he can use where he can hide behind others and attack everyone who has ever maligned him in some shape or form, SFU is simply an extension of his Twitter and/or his mother…skulking and lashing out from behind some perceived veil of respectability that is SFU to vent his ever present rage. It won’t be long before every single person and establishment he has a grudge with are pebble dashed throughout his upcoming “papers” under the guise of “research”. The question is how long before he turns on the Uni and lays the blame for his continuing life’s failings at their feet?
Part of me hopes the Todd family don’t get to hear of his “porn” claim; however doing nothing only encourages his abhorrent behaviour as we’ve all seen.
jonathan yaniv aka jessica serenity simpson, Langley BC just another worthless misogynistic incel / paedo out there infecting others’ lives. Where every single encounter (on and off line, in and out of court) is down to other folk’s behaviour/actions. Suffice to say he is the innocent, persecuted victim in each and every case.
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I kind of hope the Todds here what he said and sue him for millions.
I’ve just read that the AT legacy were tagged in his tweet so I guess they will be aware of it, unless they had already blocked him – unsure how it all works tbh as I don’t use Twitter. Problem for them is if they go down the legal route they will be opening themselves up to a life-time of harassment, threats and him in their lives. Best just to ignore and treat him as the mental deficient he is?
For a self-proclaimed “radical feminist” what exactly is he doing, has done or proposing to do for the feminist movement?
I haven’t seen or heard of him at any rallies, petitions, meetings, campaigns, or protests in an effort to safeguard women’s rights, to further enrich their quality of life nor has he proposed any legal battles fighting for women’s rights / equality in general. Nothing.
His A. Todd victim blaming speaks volumes. He still thinks and acts like a bloke because he is one. Every single tweet and action of his reinforces his misogynistic maleness.
yaniv – ” Finishing off an essay for @sfugsws titled “Why Do Radical Feminists See Male Violence as Cause and Effect of Male Dominance?” ❤️ Will publish to @researchgate tomorrow.” says the bloke who goes around physically attacking others.
Who the hell hearts something about male violence? A violent bloke does.
SPROF made me angry, a girl was blackmailed and bullied and yaniv is now blaming the her instead of the asshole who did it. Will Smith said it best! “keep her name out of your f–king mouth.”
Also two things are revealing 1) Amanda Todd was 11 years old, too young to be charged in Canada, this is yet anther reason for a failing grade on the paper. SPROF’s legal mind also doesn’t understand the Youth Criminal Justice Act. In Canada you have to be 12 years old to be charged. 2) SPROF admits to viewing children pornography. Hope some incensed probation officer or RCMP officer uses the admission to seize and search SPROF’s computer.
**** on a tangent I hope SFU senate has a “good standing clause” when SPORF is on academic probation they can boot his ass out of the senate!
Nothing will happen to yaniv. When someone goes around (mother in tow) hitting and threatening people, grooming kids, sending dick pics, terrorising women and he’s still drawing breath I doubt a badly drafted “paper” for a Uni which has equally poor standards is going to make a jot of difference.
If threatening to blow a student’s brains out didn’t prompt booting his noncey arse of campus I very much doubt him claiming A Todd “created porn” is going to even register.
Sadly, I agree! I have a slim hope that someone as pissed off as most on this forum has the authority and seizes Yaniv’s PC out of spite if only to keep it and take there time investigating just to cause stress and financial hardships. It would force the slug to go get new electronics if it wants to pretend to complete the next semester.
@ Nobody…
Insurance fraud / his mother’s purse immediately spring to mind plus he’s enough of a “victim” as it is.
I appreciate the anger he raises but he’s not going to change, I doubt even a spell inside could change him. yaniv will always be yaniv.
Even though he may get moments of fleeting pleasure from what he does/says or from threatening folks on and off line or even smugly bragging re a “96%” exam result, look at the bigger picture…he’s a sad, lonely, jealous, bitter bloke with crappy health 24/7, deeply in debt with an equally desperate future ahead of him. So whilst it’s sometimes maddening reading him lurching from one nasty comment to the next and seemingly “getting away” with it all I take great comfort knowing he’s unanimously ignored, avoided, ridiculed and hated so much so that he’s constantly watched and reported upon and people are fighting back, albeit slowly. His relentless childish, vacuous brags and smugness pale into insignificance compared to what the average person has going on in their life. I take great comfort in that.
The one main thing in life that he’s desperate for is to be seen and accepted as female. The fact that this will never, ever, EVER happen helps to keep me smiling through his obnoxious actions. He’ll die as he was born, a male.
Karma is a bitch and one day yaniv will feel it. So don’t let the nonce get you down.
I think he will become more socially isolated won’t go out might not be as active on main stream social media.
Hahaha, if yaniv thinks Musk is going to be a push-over like the old tranny loving Twitter crew was he’s gonna be disappointed…$8 rebate anyone?
Musk – “I strongly disagree. Forcing your pronouns upon others when they didn’t ask, and implicitly ostracizing those who don’t, is neither good nor kind to anyone.”
Let the squeals and seething begin.
More like let the “REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!” ring out loud and clear into the void. I feel peak trans is just around the next corner, all it will take is the self-deleting of a high profile troon. There are 3 my money is one, Green’s kid, Jazz Jennings and chris chan. None seem to be the agp narcs like the troon world is infested with, think Keffals and Liz Long Dong Fong ( I call him that well because it’s funny). There’s a sea change in acceptance of troondom, the world is waking up and wondering why this shit isn’t the same as African ritual FGM when done on minors, who clearly can’t consent because they are minors. Our boy is clearly a mentally ill EUNUCH. Imagine dropping your wang into a blender because you were so stupid as to send out hundreds of pics of your dic to MINORS, in the USA of all places. It takes a special kind of stupid to do that.
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The fat slob will never be seen as a female he will be seen as a incel/racist etc.
Did fat ass create a new Twitter? His lost clit one was great.
SFU’s very own “Articulate communicator” strikes again. The first two sentences…
“ As a radical feminist myself, I see how male violence the cause and effect of male dominance towards women is. Radical feminism makes us think about how men abuse, use and exploit women bodies. “
Huh???
Didn’t bother reading further, the first two sentences told me all I needed to know. Someone let me know if any of his arch rivals are mentioned or perhaps a sob story of all the bashings he’s taken. Thanks.
I’m sure you guys are on it, but you should do an article about his even more recent paper. His disturbing A. Todd obsession continues.