You guys saw our previous post about Jessica Yaniv Simpson’s “research papers” right? Even without fact checking or reviewing the message Yaniv intended to send, it was still worthless. A full third was plagiarized, and what was left was run-on sentences, typos, inconsistent writing, and what I can only describe as emptiness. Nothing Yaniv contributed to the paper was of value. This next one is no different.
Before we go further, it’s worth reminding readers of Yaniv’s history of plagiarism and stealing others work:
- His TrustedNerd website was full of it, including some “reviews” he claimed to write himself.
- His resume literally copy/pasted job descriptions and called them skills and was 8 pages long.
- He’s stolen code from various script writers online and claimed it to be his own.
Of course, there’s even more examples on the MeowTube.org library, in the Scams -> Plagiarism folder. Copy pasted emotional, attention-seeking tweets to garner attention, copying Facebook posts of underage girls and posting it as his own thoughts, and more. He even steals material from his idol, Morgane Oger.
As we can see, Yaniv has as many original thoughts as he does brain cells – none.
This paper is no different. You can read the full paper by downloading it below. Our analysis follows. Again, thank you to the same friend of MeowMix for his expert time and work on this project.
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“Below average” should be Jon’s motto in life. As you’ll see in the following pictures, his paper is full of errors…like incomplete sentences.
…and unclear, poorly written sentences.
…and improper punctuation.
…did we mention it’s poorly written?
And of course – plagiarism.
Multiple times over.
Our expert found there were too many searched quotes added in, often with words padded by JY to cheat basic plagiarism detection software – like TurnItIn. The important (and not surprising) takeaway from this is that if you look at how much is plagiarized, how much material is simply Google-sourced news bites, and the low quality of JY’s additions, you can see that this isn’t a research paper. It’s evidence that Yaniv knows how to Google material, but it doesn’t show any understanding of the topic being written about. There’s no research or studying involved, and no original thoughts.
In case you were curious, this is the source of much of JY’s material. It’s 30 years old and outdated.
Of course, Yaniv was fighting back online, thinking we’re all trolls. We’re not. Our source for this is an expert, with academic-level software that finds far more than JY’s preferred online plagiarism detection sites.
Yaniv posted one screenshot from TurnItIn, with no evidence of what was actually checked. Ours has been checked through multiple sources, and we posted the actual paper to MeowMix’s library this time, inviting our readers to check it themselves.
As usual, MeowMix’s legal expert friends prove they know far more than JY. I often forget to thank our experts in the field that have contributed over the years – real lawyers, law enforcement, medical experts, criminal researchers, academic experts, etc. Our experts trump JY every day of the week.
Of course, Yaniv is still running his mouth online. He recently posted (stay tuned for the wrapup!) about debating Meghan Murphy once he finishes his Gender Studies Masters in about 40 years. He added this, bragging about getting “100% on assignment after assignment”. First, no you’re not Jon. Second, even if you were, it’s Gender Studies. You’re only doing it for attention and access to young women. Last, in the very minor chance you’re being graded that way, it’s because you’re not part of an actual degree program and you’re taking a la carte courses as a special needs student. You’d get 100% for eating glue, which we all wish you’d do so you’d shut up.
We’ll get our next review posted as soon as we can! I look forward to the comments section. I hope our readers will dissect the actual paper more than we have time to do here.
Nine uses of “such as”, yup its definitely a yaniv masterpiece.
Even Donald Francis Smith thinks that Yaniv is fat and that Paige Dumars is the one true transgender. Yaniv probably watches The Loud House all day instead of doing his classwork.
JY is fat and a plagiarism expert.
Jon, Jon, Jon, I’m very disappointed in you mate, you let us all down. All this talk about five accelerated masters degrees and a PhD “in a few years”. Not going to happen buddy. You see the problem is you had too much help at High School, you didn’t learn anything yourself, your special aide did all your work and you just perved on the girls and searched the girls toilets for used tampons. After reading all three of your “papers” it is plainly obvious that you need to go back to high school to learn the basics of the English language and once you’ve done that, you need to do further work to master the English language. Then you can go to University and maybe in 15 years time you will have a PhD but I seriously doubt you’ll live that long, but at the moment you do not have the most rudimentary skills in plain English and that’s going to be a huge (use massive, it’s better) problem for you. A man that lives on pizzas and McDonalds with severe diabetes and other severe health issues, like weighing 350 kilos, is never going to live long. Jon, I’m a professional newspaper journalist (retired). Fuck me mate, you totally butchered the English language, and on top of that, your punctuation is poor and your diction and grammar is terrible. I’m afraid you now have to face the terrible fact that your just a low IQ goose with severe delusions and as such, these papers will all be fails. (See what I did there). The other thing I cannot understand is that you published them on the web, you stupid cunt, this is the worst (Jon says worse), thing you’ve ever done to yourself, publicly proving that you’re a total fuckwit with hard documentary evidence. You had the chance to take them down but now they’ve all been copied and you will always be remembered as an arse clown and a cockwomble for your pathetic writings. Please don’t write any more papers Jon, and certainly don’t publish them, it’s fucking embarrassing, for you. I took a mental note in my head when you first said you were going to write essays for SFU and I thought to myself, he’s simply going to cut and paste most of this stuff off the net, throw in some “as such’s and a few, “it is known that’s” and then list a huge bibliography at the end, job done, except it’s not Jon. If you plagiarise other’s work you will fail, it’s as simple as that and this is what you did. Mate, get psychiatric help for your problems, otherwise you’re just a fat moth flying around the light globe of disappointment, or a slovenly, obese mouse in the running wheel of delusion. Did I tell you Jon that I have applied to NASA to be an astronaut and in just a few years I will have a PhD in rocket science. I’m going to be the first transgender woman astronaut? I am a man that identifies as a woman, that identifies as a man, my pro-nouns are now Buzz/Aldrin. When I read your papers I telephoned NASA and said, “Houston we have a problem”! Have a cunt of a day fat Jon, or should I say Professor Simpson, ha ha ha ha?
See that one dislike that I have, this is my indication that Jon has now read my thesis on his stupidity. Why don’t you listen you dumb, fat cunt.
Yesss „identifies as a woman that identifies as a man“. Great stuff. I‘ll think of pronouns for that.
claude, the appropriate pronouns for yaniv are “asshole”, “twatwaffle”, “dickless cunt”
Uni is proving to be no different to his court cases. Why work at anything when you can just lie, steal and con.
MeowMix Edit.
Please don’t post threats, veiled or otherwise. It only gives him evidence and it will hurt our cause.
The outline paper actually makes a valid observation which leads to: Why haven’t the RCMP charged Jessica Yaniv for Libel as outlined in the Criminal Code Section 300 or 301? The difference of the two sections is if you publish defamatory libel you ‘know’ to be false then it is a 300. If you publish defamatory libel without necessarily knowing it to be true you can be charged with a 301. Publish? It sounds like this Defamatory Libel was targeting the Press or Authors.
Times have changed, Facebook and Twitter both claim to be ‘Platforms” but they Censor and Edit Comments like a Publisher. Are comments like JY racist rants published? You can see them on social media, but that isn’t “Published’ due to the Gray area of Platform or Publisher. The RCMP could charge JY with Defamatory Libel if his comments were published and not just rants on Social Media. It is a Civil Matter if someone is offended by JY’s comments toward them. JY wrote a paper outline that could be turned on himself.
I’ve never seen a “service dog” with so much crap on it. yaniv is dressing his dog as a “mini-me” with all those patches. The number of collars probably matches yaniv’s multiple lanyards. Fur dye next?
I’m surprised there are no LGBT patches just to let folks who don’t know that jonathan is a gay lesbian trans warrior whatsit.
Don’t forget one that says “Brave and Stunning”.
The big man thinks re posting something he said is libel which it is not.
yaniv:
“Well I’ve been elected into @sfu’s Senate Committee on Continuing Studies and SFU’s Senate Undergraduate Awards Adjudication Committee:) ”
Well whatever the hell that means he’s wetting his underpants over it. Probably the only sucker to volunteer.
I thought the same thing, that he must’ve volunteered for something. But I just saw on Twitter that there were some vacancies for positions that no one else ran for. So he wasn’t elected, he “won” by default. Unopposed. Just like at Kwantlen.
#EunuchLife lol
If I understand this correctly…
SCCS – So he’s not actually been elected to anything. Self-nominated no doubt and if no one else volunteers then this highly coveted and contested position is his 🙂
SUAAC – He’s down as an “alternate” which means if the head honcho has more interesting things to do then jonny is the man? – akin to always the bridesmaid and never the bride.
Blimey, and fat boy thinks this is brag worthy. Mama miriam must be beaming with pride.
SFU student extraordinaire jonathan yaniv aka jessica serenity simpson, always the bridesmaid never the bride.
* Accidently liked my own post, sorry, I meant to hit reply button
He will have to go by the code of conduct my guess with in 7 days he will mess up.
Yaniv is fat.
I have no idea was he is so excited he is just a back up most times they do nothing and no power or say.
Saturday squeals…
Still bellowing into the void re @redrobinburgers for ignoring him and not giving him and his pooch extra, extra special treatment. Don’t they know he’s on several SFU committees for goodness sake!…well, he will be if no one else volunteers and/or if no one else is nominated.
Langley RCMP has been inconsiderate. Bashing down a neighbour’s front door disturbed our pillow princess’s much needed beauty sleep. Our law abiding citizen is so enraged he’s tagged the media (8 of them) and SFU. That’ll teach them to have some respect!
Lastly, jonny can’t contain his excitement re his first free hug from someone (apart from his mother) at, well, the “Festive Hug” (“Awesome!!!” he cries out). Dec 11th folks so wrap up warm as queues are expected… competition is going to be fierce for that yaniv embrace so pucker up. Oh and don’t forget the pepper spray (or taser).
Such a sad little man.
Oh and yet another paper published by our esteemed writer.
“Observations of BC Provincial Court in a Modern Society” at the usual rubbish bin, namely https://www.researchgate.net/publication/365992667_Observations_of_BC_Provincial_Court_in_a_Modern_Society
He’s now “genetically profoundly deaf” and Donald Francis Smith gets an honourable mention.
A little night-time reading.
Holy F. I can’t believe the degree of stupid the malignant blob shows in his latest “paper”. First, to no ‘surprise he’s using it as his personal gripe platform to air his grievances. Even Wikipedia would reject his shit for being a personal account rather than research. Does this simpleton forget he’s guilty of all of the transgressions he rails against? He forget he constantly fiddled with his phone at his assault of Elston? He whines the court won’t release all the file on DFS to blobbo, then blobbo whines to the world everything about HIM should be private. Who am I kidding? the dickless EUNUCH coomer pedo always expects his troon armor to immunize him from society while at the same time his troon shield allows him to terrorize the same innocents? We all know everything out of his face is a lie, it’s pathological for him. Next June can’t come soon enough. My fear is he’ll con SFU to let him stay even though his grades don’t warrant it, and his behavior breaks nearly ALL the code of conduct rules. If by some miracle SFU boots him out before court his entire defense to stay free is gone.
Yes even his papers are Narcissistic because everything revolves around him, the DNA coding mishap. At least the Trans Scamorama is secluded to SFU and less likely to be a Public Nuisance. He still has to venture out to see his Probation Officer, but his interaction with citizens and businesses has decreased.
Let’s not forget BC courts now have to call me “Your Majesty” if I decide those are my pronouns. How long until I get to dictate my own guilt or innocence and the terms of my conviction? All of Canada will follow BC right into the toilet if this fuckery isn’t stopped NOW
Jv keeps saying he can’t be asked for proof Rexy is a service dog maybe in Bc that true in Ontario it is not.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/ontario-hotels-fake-service-animal-scam-1.4567432
This week I rounded the aisle in Home Depot to witness a dog pissing on lumber. A staff member rounded another corner to also see it. I was busy and told the staff I’d be in the store about 15 minutes more and to page me if they needed me . I wasn’t paged but on the way out I thought to give my number to the supervisor just in case they had a Yaniv on their hands, some grifting prick more than willing to try and turn it around on HD for some quick fuck off money. I’ve yet to hear from HD,
I read the document and noticed it’s nothing but demands that Kevin J. Johnston be thrown in jail for violating regressive leftist ideology because Johnston accurately described Islam as racist, violent, and a rape culture.
It’s just the usual grifting for the regressive left by the degenerate hypocritically racist nonce this site is dedicated to criticizing, though I think the university would only give him a bad grade if their software picks up the issues as he is openly submitting regressive leftist propaganda to SFU.
Him referencing Amanda Todd is appalling because she killed herself due to a harassment campaign by a CP spreading sextortionist that got compounded by school staff refusing to reign in retards by mass expelling kids who refused to not act like cunts towards her over it.
He gets mad when people re post something he said well b ig man stop being a low life creep and act normal.
His latest work is, “Observations of BC Provincial Court in a Modern Society”. Why doesn’t he write about Modern Observations of the Langley Lock-up or the BC criminal courts, after all he’s been there many times as he’s on serious criminal charges, then he could follow up with Modern Observations of a Women’s Maximum Security Prison. You didn’t take my advice Professor Simpson you stupid fat cunt. Stop embarrassing yourself, these papers are all going to be marked fail, you know that don’t you Dr. Simpson, ha ha ha ha!?
“The marketer in me gets all giddy
@SFUHCS can I be your marketer lol? :D”
It wasn’t so long ago it was the lawyer in him.
Anyway, imagine yaniv having any sort of association/access to your website, particularly health related. A known tactic…porn spamming and miraculously cleaning it up.
” I have sued the person who has assaulted my service animal which is an assault on me ”
OK this must be Kamal he’s bleating about? He forgot to mention his arse was booted out of court.
“I have also sued the person who robbed me and strangled me (assaulted me twice).”
This is the one that intrigues me. Who’s he talking about, anyone know? Strangled?…bets are on that he stopped breathing for 20 minutes that time.
It would be far quicker for yaniv to name the people who HAVEN’T assaulted him.
“ Not taking any more crap. @BCProvCourt “
The hard gansta man emerges yet again. Loving it. We’ve all seen his performances in court 🙂 Hey fatboy, if you can’t take it then don’t dish it.
I hope the courts award costs in both cases.
JY is a fat eunuch.
I assume SFU is waiting for him to flunk out on his own. From their point of view, that would be the cleanest break leaving little Mr. Litigious with no obvious angle to sue.