Jessica Yaniv Simpson, legal genius and conqueror of calories, has filed a Certificate of Readiness in their lawsuit against Vancouver Coastal Health Authority. This document states that JY is “ready to discuss settlement of (their) claim” and, most importantly, includes all medical reports and records of expenses or losses incurred or expected.

There’s 14 pages of material here, which you can read yourself at the link at the bottom of this post. Our page-by-page review starts in a minute, but first, a reminder on what exactly JY is claiming in his lawsuit. These documents are the evidence he’s providing to support his claim.
- JY states that the Three Bridges Clinic nursing team did not perform silver nitrate treatments for hyper granulated tissue properly.
- JY states, “at all material times the nursing team at Three Bridges Clinic were destined to inflict me harm”.
- JY states that this was influenced by a certain (unnamed) contractor that “meddled” with his surgery since 2019 due to her personal beliefs.
- JY states that Dr. Ruth Vilayil at another clinic performed the treatments properly.
- JY states that Dr. Vilayil, a different provider at a different clinic (Ridge Meadows Rapid Access), and GRS Montreal told him that Three Bridges procedure was incorrect.
- JY states he lost time at work (Mr. Swirl) because of this.
- JY states that he was unable to perform daily living tasks due to discomfort, inability to sleep, or care for himself.
- JY states he spent $500 for cabs and parking.
- JY is claiming “quantum damages” of $35,000 for inappropriate conduct and malpractice, plus $4,000 for damaged bedding.
- JY states he suffered suicidal ideation, extreme anxiety, stress, and PTSD.
Ten key claims / allegations made by JY, and now the evidence he states supports these claims. I’ll do this in the following format:
Synopsis: a summary of the page.
Claims Supported: a list of which claims, #1-10 above, this page supports.
You’ll note some items have been redacted. These include personal health numbers, insurance numbers, etc.

Synopsis: patient demographics printout, transsexualism, sexual deviations and disorders. A long list of meds including Ozempic, Gabapentin, Mar-amitriptyline, Metformin, Auro-cyclobenaprine, medroxyprogesterone acetate, risperadone, bupropion, rosuvastatin, gliclazide, insulin glargine, estradiol. Patient is hard of hearing, diabetic, dyslipidemia, 2x benign brain cysts.
Claims Supported: None.

Synopsis: Notes from Dr. Vilayil from three appointments on March 2021. Jessica’s appearance is “abdomen overweight”. Vulva is well healed. There is hypergranulation tissue on the cheeks behind the opening. There is a thin band of tissue across the opening, splitting it into two openings. UTI symptoms. Encouraged to continue sitz baths (reminder: in Feb 2021, JY was reprimanded by the Township for making over 30 calls for firefighters to lift his overweight abdomen from the bathtub because he was taking baths, not sitz baths). Dr. Vilayil says she discussed JY with someone at Three Bridges and they referred JY to a plastic surgeon. JY’s “vaginal bleeding” is increasing. Three Bridges Clinic also noted blood. JY is still at work. Pain is ok.
Claims Supported: None. Possibly contradicts #6. Dr Vilayil and Three Bridges seem in agreement, contradicting #1-3, 5.

Synopsis: Brown and sticky mixed fluid leaking. Requested notes from Three Bridges. Dilating with size 2. Daily bleeding and discharge. Can’t find her clit. Hypergranulation is improving. Dr Vilayil cannot duplicate care JY is receiving from Three Bridges. Miriam attended some appointments. No external hypergranulation as of June. Unable to dilate. By June, Dr Ruth was able to apply silver nitrate herself (AgNo3). Continued on top of next page…JY and Miriam are upset over the collapse of the neovagina due to lack of dilation. JY told to buy the smallest dilator and use daily. If not, remaining 4cm opening will close up. 4cm depth.
Claims Supported: No reference to any previous improper silver nitrate treatment. All references to hypergranulation say it is improving.


Synopsis: Told to keep dilating. Attended OBGYN with Miriam again. Stenosis (narrowing) of the neovagina. Too much pain to dilate. Went to ER with fever and chills. Referred to plastic surgeon. Abdomen overweight. No hypergranulation externally, well healed. 5 cm depth. Shooting pain when dilating.
Claims Supported: None.


Two pages above summarized here.
Synopsis: This is from February 2021. Had to take ambulance to ER due to bleeding. Significant pain. Chronic pain from motor vehicle collision. ER doc had to insert a vaginal stent to hold the neovagina open. JY couldn’t handle it so they had to use a 50% size stent. Given instructions to use pads and monitor bleeding.
Claims Supported: None. In fact, Dr Vilayil originally recommended Three Bridges Clinic to treat JY.

Synopsis: Returned to ER 1 day later. Stent fell out after 6 hours. Lots of stinky discharge. Told to dilate and douche. Given instructions to use pads and monitor bleeding.
Claims Supported: None.


Synopsis: A final outpatient report from Dr. Genoway (plastic surgeon). Previously saw JY to “release” skin bridge (the one that created two openings). States JY has been to several emergency departments to complain about the neovagina condition. Very little hypergranulation. Told to keep dilating and perform pelvic floor exercises. No revision surgery is needed. 10 cm depth. Does not desire penetrable intercourse.
Claims Supported: None.


Synopsis: Document is from March. Refers to skin bridge in January. Trouble dilating. Claims to have recent motor vehicle collision which requires him to wear a hip brace. Has been attending Three Bridges regularly for treatment of hypergranulation. Normal clitoral complex and labia minor. Significant internal hypergranulation. Skin bridge was divided today. Perineum is tense. Ongoing followup with Three Bridges is planned.
Claims Supported: None. Contradicts claim that Three Bridges was harmful.

Synopsis: Miriam emailed Dr Vilayil saying that JY is being obstructed by “some individuals”. Describes family medical history of Mitochondrial disease complex IV deficiency affecting herself, her mother, and her sister. Says this could be connected to the vaginal wall collapse and wants referral. Says Dr. “Genovase” is on holidays and they are unwilling to help. (note that Dr. GenoWAY was the plastic surgeon). Says JY is stressed.
Side note…note that Miriam is using [email protected] as an email address. Feel free to send her your best wishes.
Claims Supported: It’s not exactly evidence, but it’s a witness report saying that JY is being obstructed and is experiencing mental health issues. I believe JY intends for this to support claims 2, 3, 7, and 10. From a legal perspective, these claims are just Miriam’s are not supported by any actual evidence.

Synopsis: Referral from RCH ER from July. Says JY is requesting a local expert to help maintain “vault opening”.
Claims Supported: None.

Synopsis: Record from ER visit above. Reason for visit is “unable to void”. Bleeding, vaginal collapse, stent fell out, etc. Diagnosis is post-op vaginal closure. Instructed to keep dilating.
Claims Supported: None.
Let’s refresh what JY’s claims were:
- JY states that the Three Bridges Clinic nursing team did not perform silver nitrate treatments for hyper granulated tissue properly.
- JY states, “at all material times the nursing team at Three Bridges Clinic were destined to inflict me harm”.
- JY states that this was influenced by a certain (unnamed) contractor that “meddled” with his surgery since 2019 due to her personal beliefs.
- JY states that Dr. Ruth Vilayil at another clinic performed the treatments properly.
- JY states that Dr. Vilayil, a different provider at a different clinic (Ridge Meadows Rapid Access), and GRS Montreal told him that Three Bridges procedure was incorrect.
- JY states he lost time at work (Mr. Swirl) because of this.
- JY states that he was unable to perform daily living tasks due to discomfort, inability to sleep, or care for himself.
- JY states he spent $500 for cabs and parking.
- JY is claiming “quantum damages” of $35,000 for inappropriate conduct and malpractice, plus $4,000 for damaged bedding.
- JY states he suffered suicidal ideation, extreme anxiety, stress, and PTSD.
At no point in these documents does anyone say that Three Bridges performed the silver nitrate treatment improperly. In fact, he’s referred back there several times.
The only reference to a meddler is by Miriam, while she was writing an email to meddle.
His neovagina has healed up decently but closed off most of the way, apparently due to JY not following instructions to take sitz baths and dilate daily.
The only reference to JY’s work is that he was able to keep working.
The only reference to JY’s quality of life are by Miriam, saying he is stressed.
There are no receipts or records showing JY spent any money on cabs or parking.
JY was repeatedly told to use pads and cycle them out as he bled.
There is nothing here to support a claim of malpractice.
There is no reference to JY having suicidal ideations, extreme anxiety, or PTSD. The only mental health notes are that JY seemed upset, or Miriam saying he is stressed.
Now remember, this is what JY signed:

This is all his evidence. All of his proof. All of his receipts. Everything to support his case besides his verbal testimony is here.
Good luck chump. You’ll need it.
Check out MeowTube.org – a library of over 5,000 JY-related pictures and videos showing all his depravity, scams, victims, chat logs, and lies.
Once a loser, always a loser. This will go nowhere. He’s already lost. And…..EWWWWWWWWWWWWW……..F*&KING GROSS.
Another case that it will lose. What’s really notable about this, is that by filing this case it has provided the whole world with an in-depth and accurate record of how it truly screwed up its chance of being a “female” and appears to have changed itself into a “eunuch” of sorts with a completely closed up “neovagina”. Fun times hey Jessica!!
“in depth”.
How ironic.
Couldn’t resist pointing this out too – these reports give an entirely new, and hilarious, irony to that vile video he made mocking girls who can’t use tampons because they’re “so small”. Hey J, can you take a dick or nah?
I thought that doctors took a hippocratic oath? I couldn’t care less that the freak lopped off it’s dick and is now a eunuch. Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving person. However, how do doctors get a license to do such butchery? Especially on someone like Yaniv who is clearly mentally deranged. I like to hope that in the not to distant future this is once again looked at as a mental illness and treated accordingly. I’m not saying that being transgender isn’t a real thing, but I don’t think butchering someone’s private parts and replacing them with something foreign is the answer.
I also take issue with this surgery, in particular since it doesn’t seem to address the underpinning mental health issues and jon is the perfect example. He was a depressed bat shit crazy predatory leech on society prior to getting his little cock lopped off and he’s a depressed bat shit crazy predatory leech on society post surgery.
I strongly disagree. We need to keep lopping the dicks off these people.
They do. But fat peadophile John faked being suicidal so they had no choice. It’s like blackmail. Screw people like me that couldn’t have cancer surgery due to covid restrictions. The fat retarded smelly gay boy was so desperate to sleep with Donald he didn’t care.
I am sure a psych evaluation is required prior to transition surgery. No way could Jessica fake being sane so I have doubts it was done at a reputable hospital.
No real psych evaluation required in BC. We looked into this in depth some time ago. It’s basically two 30 minutes sessions with a doctor to confirm you’re dysphoric, etc. The doctors are encouraged to be affirming though. There’s no hard questions.
The surgery was done at GRS Montreal, which is fairly well known and reputable.
Sanity not required.
Not really anything in the supplied documentation that supports his claim of malpractice or personal injury, if anything (and I’m being genuinely objective) he received by all accounts completely acceptable care. The threshold to prove medical malpractice is high and generally needs to show circumstance of blatant disregard or harm, that IMO isn’t present. That he didn’t follow instructions for his neovagina (which is still a fucking laughable term to me) isn’t the fault of the doctors or nurses at Three Bridges.
Its particularly challenging in Canada due to most doctor’s falling under the umbrella of socialized single payer medicine as it creates an environment where doctors are reluctant to provide statements critical of their peer’s diagnosis, treatment, etc.. If fat jon had a legitimate claim he’d have had a consulting physician review his past treatment and provide an expert opinion how he was harmed and what the alternative treatment should have been.
But a couple of other comments.
“Jessica Serenity Simpson”….Serenity? Are you fucking kidding me? If someone wasn’t aware of what this pig looks like that name would conger up an image of a meth addicted hillbilly stripper.
And how goddamned creepy is it that Miriam attended appointments with jon & his frankentwat? I can just see that ranting old bag standing shoulder to shoulder with the doctor as fat jon is in the stirrups with his stinky pus dripping axe wound on display.
The comment about him being charming made me laugh.
I think this just confirms that Miriam was the one taking the photos of Big Jon’s axe wound that he posted on Twitter. The mind boggles and the stomach turns at what these two get up to in private.
Well I would say that ALL such surgeries constitute malpractice and should be criminal as well–but that’s a separate issue, and of course we’re all glad Big Fat Jon know longer has a penis
Poor healthcare workers, stinky discharge. Oh god that must be horrible smell. Makes one shudder and puke.
I’d sooner empty the septic tank from a Kabul prison than go poking around jon’s putrid fake minge.
JYS cards are falling down. Prison 2022 JYS
Why are there no food allergies listed? I thought that was why the ordering of food was a continual complaint as restaurants didn’t cater for its needs.
No mention of Epipens either under the meds. Must have thrown out the five JYS had.
My theory on this is that this isn’t a complete record of every single medical visit all year. These are just the ones JY chose to include. It could be that the report here that mentions allergies only included relevant medicine allergies. Hard to say…
Well… Now we got it in writing…
We cant call Yaniv a Cunt anymore, It lacks the depth
Comment of the day
“Doesn’t desire penetrative intercourse.”
Then what’s the point of drilling a hole between his legs?
What a loser.
Obviously all the lesbians want what he has
Well, I’ll tell ya’ll, Ima no doctor, other than a few rather successful dental attempts in eyes, nose and teeth adjustments, but I would be willing to bet, if the proper documents were verified legally before hand, drilling several holes in the area above the atlas, where the head attaches to the neck may create a desire for “penetrative intercourse” and sheeeit.
If not, it would be kinda fun and a least a jolly good try, donchyathink?
Now, where’s my favorite wool sock and meth pipe, time for bed.
P.S. I also have note from my Mum that confirms everything I have said above, so there, it must be true.
I always enjoy reading your entries Trevor
Thanks a lot Jay, it’s worth it just to hear that, your my Rock!
Thanks MM, this was funny as hell to read (…oh, sorry, I left my sympathies with Jonboy’s victims.).
Nice submission, Jon… and this proves what exactly? It shows you went to a bunch of doctors for treatment, I didn’t see anywhere where any of them said VCHA screwed up. It just proves you had post surgery complications, lots of people have them, doesn’t mean the hospital fucked up. Was this because you didn’t want to stick a dildo up your fake hoo-hoo? Yeeaaahhh, you’re all about the lesbians aren’t you? Too bad the closest thing you’ll ever get to a lesbian is Christine Weston Chandler. Maybe you should move down to Virginia… you can arrange regular conjugal visits.:D
What I lol’d at:
1. Under “Problem History” is he sure he didn’t mean “Sexual deviant”?
2. The urinary stream seems to go off at a right angle, cue Jim Carrey peeing scene from Me, Myself & Irene.
3. I feel bad for the doctor who had to do the “admit the digit” test.
3. Wow… abdomen overweight is such a pleasant way to say “fat piece of shit”.
4. “P: no f/u here for now”… don’t worry, we all have an inexhaustible supply of F-Us for Jon.
5. Descriptions of his various neovaginal discharges… actually this one made me queasy.
6. “Jessica Simpson is a PLEASANT 33-year-old…” would you care to amend that now Dr. Genoway? 😀
7. It’s interesting that the doctor writes “…which was difficult because the anatomy is slightly DIFFERENT than what I am use too.”… what more proof do you need that you’re NOT a REAL WOMAN, Jon. I mean if your vajayjay were real, don’t you think the doctor would go “I can’t believe it’s not a real vagina”?
8. All that shit with the skin bridge was hilarious.
9. Basically just how this whole thing turned out for you…. not a man, but quite a woman either, but all lolcow.
Sorry, it should be “but not quite a woman either.”
“P.S. I also have note from my Mum that confirms everything I have said above, so there, it must be true.”
Sheeeit, from what I’ve read here, looks pretty phuckin legit to me.
Ya got my unequivocal vote of confidence.
Well done.
And full marks sir.
it’s 341am est and I have the tape measure out just went from 4cm to 5xm of depth.
10 cm total. if Jonny stopped shoving non approved things into his pussy he probably wouldn’t be thst bad. 10cm he doesn’t have to worry about using it.
Another shit day for JYS when this fucker is going to be homeless soon
The funniest about this one is that we now know for sure his coin slot is just that, if you push long and hard enough, a coin will fit in!
EunuchJon, take a Loonie, wiggle and push it in and then just leave it there to grow over. That’ll befit you, you’re such a loonie.
Did anyone notice some of the Drs comments at the end of their notes. It’s like they were either overcompensating in the ass kissing dept or almost like they knew he’d pull some shit like this (no pun intended) and put notes like “it was a pleasure caring for her” in there to cover their asses.
Moral of the story: JY, it sucks to suck doesn’t it. It must eat you away that the one thing you’ve always wanted, you can literally never have now because of your own stupid decisions. There’s no one to blame but YOURSELF!
“Thank you for including me in the patient’s care”… I have to imagine that has to be sarcastic. I can’t imagine any of these Doctors enjoying examining the pus oozing fungus growing mangina of a fat, repulsive, greasy haired, beady-eyed sexual deviant in a dress.
JYS I though you were going to become a MLA?
HAHAHAHAHA… honestly, I would like to see him run just to see what his opponent’s campaign would be like… can you imagine? “Jessica Yaniv tried to host a topless pool party for twelve year old girls… do you want him in office?!”… oh can you imagine what their investigators can dig up on Jon boy?
“JYS I though you were going to become a MLA?”
Anything is possible now in a snowflaked blizzard blinded world fueled with epic hypocrisies.
Just look at the “becoming” progressive bigotry from the racist anti-white sock prancing feminist drama engineer and terrorist financing pedophile now running, not the country but literally running away, like a coward, scared of a couple “small fringe minority” peoplekinds.
LMAO.
Maybe too soon with facts, triggering the hypersensitive?
Tough titties, it’s still hilarious, and yet sad and pathetic in a cray cray kinda way.
So now chex this shit out.
“SUNY professor under review for ‘reprehensible’ video defending pedophilia”
The professor says it’s ‘not obvious to me’ that pedophilia is wrong
https://www.foxnews.com/us/suny-professor-under-review-for-reprehensible-video-defending-pedophilia
It’s definitely possible I personally would love to see JY run for office! Look we elected Justin Trudeau as a world leader. I rest my case.
Shame the clinic’s imaginary malpractice wasn’t real and fatal.
I assume Jess has still got a functioning prostrate. That being the case, and now that other avenues of pleasure have been sealed shut or lost forever, is Jess getting her pleasure through the one channel that remains open?
This gives fatboys “tampon video” a whole new hilarious irony. Now who “can’t take a D”? Ha!!
Anyone else notice the risperidone on JY’s prescription list?
Pretty heavy duty antipsychotic.
Hi, I am way late reading this, but I’m wondering, are you sure these came from a doctor. Some of these things do not sound something a doctor would say in their report.