This will be updated as news comes in about todays court hearing between Jessica Yaniv Simpson and the Township of Langley. This will be a teleconference / Skype hearing, depending how people call in.
Update 2:30 PM PST: Someone thinks they’re smart…
Update 1:40 PM PST: This just in from Snapchat….

Jon, you’re so dumb that you don’t know how dumb you are. You applied for a default judgment to be granted. The judge dismissed that. You lost. It’s that simple. Byyyeeeee.
Update 12:02 PM PST: Yaniv commenting to ToL’s lawyer that he should have a copy of ToL’s insurance policy in their affidavit. He was ignored and the judge disconnected the call.
Update 12:02 PM PST: The Judge stated that the ToL must file a reply no later than the Nov 16, 2020, after which a settlement conference must be scheduled. Yaniv is arguing with the Judge about the contents of ToL’s affidavit. The Judge advised Yaniv to discuss this at the settlement conference.
Update 11:59 AM PST: Yaniv’s application for a default judgment will not be granted. Yaniv tried to argue with the judge and the judge stated, “my decision has been made” and asked the court clerk to enter this into the record.
Update 11:56 AM PST: Yaniv audibly sighed at the Judge while he was speaking. The judge concedes the ToL could have acted faster but that is not the test he needs to use. The judge is satisfied that there is a meritorious case here and it will not be heard. The default judgment will not be granted. The ToL has 14 days to reply.
Update 11:55 AM PST: Judge: no default order application has been heard yet and no default judgment granted. Judge says there are a lot of confusing statements and events around this. Yaniv: “My concern is that if there is an issue with overlapping insurance and such they could have filed a reply in that 14 day period denying all allegations…however they decided not to do that.”
Update 11:52 AM PST: Yaniv is quoting regulations and court rules to the Judge and accusing the ToL of filing a false affidavit. He says “I don’t want to use the term perjure but you know what I’m trying to say.”
Update 11:51 AM PST: Yaniv is asking about the jail logbook and complains it’s not included in the ToL’s affidavit. Yaniv says he has warned the ToL and RCMP “multiple times” that they are at risk of him suing them. He is all over the map with his points.
Update 11:50 AM PST: The Judge has asked Yaniv if he has a copy of the Booklet of Authority…hinting that he wants Yaniv to know he has the authority to decide against court rules. Again..HINTING. The Judge asked Yaniv if he wants to add any more. Yaniv has started talking about the Langley RCMP TTY line and claims it does not exist.
Update 11:47 AM PST: Yaniv: “There’s a reason that small claims rules exist and if we’re all going to make our rules why do we have these rules?”
Update 11:45 AM PST: Yaniv is complaining about the affidavit made by ToL staff and says he complained to the RCMP about the statements, including comments about the condition of the jail cell. Yaniv accuses the ToL of being defamatory in their affidavit where it says Yaniv has called and contacted their employees outside work. Yaniv claims Constable McWilliams was made aware of thi and she said it was bogus. Yaniv says it’s impossible because he doesn’t have their personal contact info. Note that this information was not asked and had no bearing on the conversation. Yaniv interjected with it. Note that Yaniv often brags about having the ToL staff names and has waved their business cards around.
Update 11:42 AM PST: Yaniv complains that the ToL took nine days to report to their insurance adjuster and they should have dealt with it in 24-48 hours and he’s “quite concerned about that”.
Update 11:41 AM PST: Yaniv announced that the judge that heard his default hearing was a family friend of his mothers. No default judgment has been officially granted but Yaniv has requested one.
Update 11:40 AM PST: ToL argues that this issue took extensive investigation because of how many parties are involved.
Update 11:35 AM PST: ToL argues they did not willfully or deliberately fail to file a defense and this is an issue that deserves a fair court hearing. They simply made a mistake.
Update 11:30 AM PST: Court is in. Yaniv disagrees with the ToL application to cancel Yaniv’ default order. ToL’s attorney is giving background info. See details below. Keep refreshing….
Update: 10:40 AM PST: Moments after posting the update below the echo disappeared. Coincidence?
Update: 10:30 AM PST: Yaniv’s case has not been heard but I SUSPECT he’s trolling the court. I could be wrong.
A person with a very East Indian-sounding accent is speaking to the judge. Someone has their phone intentionally left unmuted and on speakerphone so it echoes back at him. The court clerk has asked everyone who is not speaking to mute their phones to stop this but someone has not. The speaker has to pause every few words to allow the echo to occur.
To be clear, it could be anyone, but we know Yaniv likes to troll and we know he’s a vile racist that likes to attack and frustrate members of the East Indian community. This is Yanivesque-behaviour, if not actually Yaniv behaviour.
Update: 9:45 AM PST: Court is in, but Yaniv is awaiting his turn in sequence. Other cases are being heard first. The Township of Langley legal counsel has checked in.
Refresh yourselves about the Township of Langley case here. Key notes:
- Yaniv sued them, alleging jail is mean and the ToL staff are discriminatory.
- Due to administrative confusion between the Township and their insurance company and their lawyers, they were delayed in their response to Yaniv.
- Yaniv filed for a default assessment which was to be heard Oct 15, 2020.
- ToL filed a late response and this was shifted to Oct 30, 2020.
- The ToL defends itself strongly, presenting a length affidavit with staff statements and records about Yaniv’s 219 arrest.
- The ToL staff maintain that they treat Yaniv with dignity and respect.
- The ToL staff state that the RCMP have advised them to direct Yaniv’s calls to the watch commander on duty.
- The ToL staff concede they have not charged Yaniv out of fear for their own peace and sanity. See image below.

1-877-353-9184, conference code 1948690 to phone in and have a front seat to Yaniv’s deranged ramblings, right?
I don’t think anyone has ever defended themselves quite as vigorously as this against Yaniv before. I’m looking forward to seeing this idiot’s lies getting blown apart and his pathetic defence of himself. It starts at 9:30 am over there and 4:30 pm in Bonnie Scotland.
Wonder if they’ll attempt to chicken out/delay again as jjys did with prior cases and if the judge will take notice that nothing been done out of fear of jjys harassing them in their private life.
Curious to see how this will go and hoping that karma will bite jjys hard.
Thank you for live updating when the hearing takes place MM team.
Update: 10:30 AM PST- not saying it’s Yaniv buuuuuuut with the radio call they had a echo like crazy too, just.. Like to point that out.
I don’t understand everything of it. Partly due my English not being good enough and party due the legal talk. Google helps a bit tho.
I’m (and I’m not) surprised jjys is once again so disrespect towards a judge. Something you shouldn’t try here.
Glad they didn’t get default. Hope TOL gears up even more and seeks damages and/or that the judge sees this is yet another desperate money scheme of Jjys.
Also left out a chuckle they got disconnected after trying to attempt to whine and whine. Lol.
If you are calling in to listen, do not say your name, just stay silent and it will connect you.
Is it over? I’m hearing some one else’s case
Not over, they are having tech issues lol…..JY case is still waiting to be heard, we might all have to call back in.
hmmm wonder why the Nonce does not speak in his fake child voice whist in court, can you imagine if it used its snapchat voice!!! LOL
I heard the recorded voices echoing back and immediately thought it was JY being a dick just because. Did it with Blaire White and Sauga Radio. No coincidence, it’s just him going out of his way to be an asshole.
Yaniv is definitely playing an Indian accent over the phone and in between pauses hes snickering and rolling his lil dink between his pointer and thumb maniacally.
So now I assume he will be suing the judge and claims court itself for transphobic discrimination also
An especially fine job of court coverage today, MM. Much appreciated.
As to the actual events, I ‘m enjoying Yaniv’s heartburn over having evidence of his conduct entered on the public record. He’s sizzled over this happening before in other matters but seems not to learn.
This friend of Miriam’s – now that’s interesting. First time I’ve seen “friend” and “Miriam” in the same sentence.
Dear Miriam,
We’ll be your friend.
Come talk to us!
Sincerely
MeowMix
He tried to argue with the judge after the opinion was given. Bad form
You lost fat boy. Come join the rest of us on planet Earth. Back to reality. When you want something to go your way and the judge denies your request, that’s called LOSING.
Totally and completely DELUSIONAL, seriously, it is beyond any help, lock it up and throw the key away! Morbidly obese NONCE
How do you even begin to respond to that Snapchat video? Look at his face, he’s so sure it’s a “gotcha!” Moment. He has no idea how dumb he looks, and I love it.
He’s seem to have learned to keep his hands away from his face when making them though.
When he puts his hand too close the filters turn off because the app can’t recognize a face.
Let’s all give a pat on the head for that, at least.
OMG!! JJYS you got them dead to rights they are totally going to give you a huge settlement at the Settlement Conference that’s another big win for you
Thanks for the great recap, Meowmix.
I have only experienced schadenfreude with one person other than Yaniv-Simpson, and that person was demonstrably evil too. Even though I find myself chuckling at the absurdity of Yaniv-Simpson’s claims I get angry when I think of the incredible resource drain this guy is. I think we Canadians will be resposible for his upkeep and maintenance one way or another, and we should have a choice as to how that upkeep is provided. Personally I would choose to provide him with three hots and a cot in a BC provincial prison instead of paying him to run free and terrorize small businesses, minors, vulnerable citizens, charities, and public servants.
And I don’t think I’m the only one.
But, more to the topic at hand, I hope the ToL and their underwriters decide to draw a line in the sand with this action. Sadly, they probably won’t. Yaniv-Simpson has figured out that sweet-spot where people pay him “piss off” money.
Cities and towns take being sued very serious and do anything to win even if that mean paying big money to bring in experts.With that said there are times go away money is offered but as a rule its not much take JV wanting $35,000 he could get offered around $5000.
Yaniv is fat
Stupid bastard! Clearly the officer means a mattress you’d have at him, rather than what could be called a faux mattress, a piece of foam, covered in plastic! Dunk c***!
It’s a shame Jonny isn’t more careful about the words he uses..I’m a girl for instance. Get rid of the ridiculous fake voice, you still sound like a Mam wearing underpants that are 3 sizes too small.
You definitely DON’T look like that. The world is ridiculing you, no one believes for a second that you ‘won’. You had an illegal weapon, you showed that illegal weapon working, do you think the police were coming around for afternoon tea? You could have been tased or shot for having that. Consider yourself lucky. Even in the uk the armed police would be called. They have guns, they shoot tasers, beanbag, I’m told they really hurt and bullets! You’re a muppet! And a nonce!
Jon is such a fucking idiot. You think you are going to land some massive windfall because someone mistyped a sentence about a mattress? You are the KING of talking nonsense and in circles to the point where judges are shutting you up. Also- you are quoting a response to their default judgment order and original case. They have two weeks to tune and finalize their response. Have you ever done the math of living so pathetically??? Even if you get “shut up and go away money” that would be a couple grand, maybe? Then if you keep these nonsense cases up and win shut up and go away money twice a year- what is that, $4-5 grand a year? Even if you got some sort of Ogre windfall, which will never happen, what would that be, $30/$50 grand? Keep in mind that’s all you will get your ENTIRE life. Because of your actions you will never get a decent paying job again, you are social media scum so you won’t get any influencer gigs, and you can never have real meaningful relationships in your life because of your noteriety. So, go ahead, laugh away at a wording mistake by the TOL. But just know, even if you win some amount from any of your lies here or with the pageant, the world will all still be looking down at your pathetic non-existence.
Dang, got me all salty
Omg he found a typo on their entry! This should be a huge huge payout for him! NOT! The word “unprotected” was just left off, big deal dumb dumb. Theres no way in hell his IQ is over 70, hes borderline mentally disabled, and his lip smacks, valley girl voice, head tilts and snap filter make him look even more insane! You LOST LOSER!!!
Wow! Awesome comment, it’s ALL true and that is so scary! This cretin will NEVER EVER learn, this pitiful existence they have will continue and they will rinse and repeat this cycle again and again. The world has woken up to you though John and it’s a living nightmare, you are not a girl, you are a MAN, a Man with a highly disturbing penchant for things that you have absolutely no idea or understanding of, beyond what you’ve gleaned from watching porn with your mom and playing with rubber dicks. Stop this shit and try and be a decent human being. Just stop.
I was on KF when this whole thing went down and am almost positive that Jon said he’d only spent a couple hours in TOL custody at the time…
JFC, you’re in jail for two hours and you need to take a nap?
I’m too lazy to double check right now but the affidavit from TOL that I linked to included the time checked in and checked out of jail. I think it was around 2 hrs, 45 minutes. In Yaniv land, that’s time for 2 meals and a nap.
Hey Fatso,
Who ultimately are you trying to persuade with that Snapchat? The judge or your imaginary followers? Neither will change the reality. You have no case, costs will be rewarded to CoL, and you’ll be declared a vexatious litigant. After that happens, the RCMP will definitely pay you back for all those faux hoaxes you made. They’ll have enough for to lock you up for several years to come. It will be long overdue you stupid skidmark .
Fat Jon, in just every day life you’re a fucking moron, you can’t pass the bar exam and when it comes to the actual law you are not only a moron, you’re a simpleton. Now you’re doing stand up comedy- lawyers are scared of you because you know the law better than them eh?
Well Jon, I await with bated breath your ingenious response to about 60 pages of statements and affidavits from the RMCP and The Township of Langley. This took me about 2 hours to read and to try and comprehend and it would have taken them weeks to compile at a cost of probably around $10,000.
My take on this- today you lost, fucking big time, you do not have the intelligence, knowledge of the law or any fucking idea whatsoever how to file a response to this, they have two top notch lawyers fighting you and they have you totally snookered. You’re fucked in the water mate and I know you will pull out of ths one.
You’re fighting the big boys now Jon and they have done their homework and their 60 pages of paperwork is rock solid, checkmate, game over. The kicker in this is beautiful, because if you pull out now you will end up having to pay the ten grand in costs. If you fight it and you lose, and a fuckwit like you cannot hope to win, then you will be paying 30 grand in costs..
You’ve cooked your goose this time Jon, you’ll be losing your condo way sooner than I thought, and what’s with this stupid fucking story about your mother being a friend of the judge that heard your default order, so fucking what, you cannot recuse the judge, he’s trained to be unbiased, if this is your big Ace card then you better find a real legal loophole because this just isn’t one dick head.
P.S. Let me know when you’re broke and on the street, just get me on my twitter feed, I’m not a cruel man, let me know when your cold and hungry and out on the street and I’ll send you $20 to get a feed, I have a soft spot for low cunts.
The city can’t settle or lose because it will open up the flood gate with future lawsuits.