Jessica Yaniv Simpson and Rebel Media met virtually in BC Supreme Court today to address the lawsuit JY filed against Rebel and their application to have it dismissed.
Rebel was represented by Daniel Coles of Owen Bird Law Corporation. JY is represented by a monkey self-represented.
Recording court hearings is illegal in Canada, but, thankfully, a friend of MeowMix was in attendance at today’s hearing (virtually) and took 15 pages of notes, so here we go:
- JY applied to adjourn the hearing for Rebel’s dismissal application. Said they needed four weeks to write an affidavit – something they should have done sooner but didn’t know they had to do it until Rebel’s lawyer prompted him for it.
- JY gloated about being in legal studies school right now and said he “knows the Supreme Court rules quite well”.
- JY said he was unable to complete and file an affidavit due to illness and he didn’t want to jeopardize the public over Christmas by filing the required paperwork, but said he filed plenty of case law initially. He says he was puking his guts out.
- JY said that Rebel’s application to dismiss was under SLAPP legislation but “there’s quite a bit of case law and not every defamation lawsuit can be thrown out under SLAPP”.
- Our friend added in a somewhat off topic note here – the background of JY’s webcam is blurred by Teams but Miriam can be seen (her posture and motion is distinctive) in the background folding JY’s laundry and cleaning his apartment. Rexy his “service dog” is barking throughout.
- JY quoted case law from this case to support his stance that the file should not be dismissed. Specifically, he quoted, “Plainly it cannot be said that every claim that has the effect of restricting freedom of expression in public debate is improper since that would render all actions in defamation ipso facto abusive. Only those that have an undue or disproportionate effect on freedom of expression, in the balancing of interests …should be held to be improper.” ” Freedom of expression in public debate is not a licence to defame and does not trump the right to reputation absolutely.”
- JY then added that the defendant had no legal grounds to follow him to doctors appointments, all across the country, from BC to Toronto. Note: the real reason he was in Toronto was to stalk a catfish and her two year old daughter. (Note… JY is arguing case merits, not whether or not it should be dismissed. Quite the legal eagle!)
- JY accused Rebel media of pulling him over on the side of the road and screaming at him, “Jonathan did your mom molest you when you were a little kid?”
- JY adds that – during his hearing to adjourn the dismissal application – he’s requested an injunction. The Judge apparently ignored this.
- The Judge referred back to JY’s claim of being sick over Christmas, asking if a doctor diagnosed him. JY responded that he didn’t want to go into “gross detail” but he suffers from diabetes, hypo- and hyper-glycemic events, and that he was in a severe car accident in 2020. He says that car accident “spiked up” his fibromyalgia and complex regional pain syndrome and that he has a letter from his doctor and provided it to Rebel’s lawyer. He then added that with all his mental health issues, this was not the time to deal with this case.
- The Judge says that JY said he was ready, so why not now? JY says his doctor doesn’t want him doing this, even though he is ready. He says this has been dragging on too long but it’s his doctors fault he has to delay.
- The Judge moved past this and back to the issue of whether or not JY’s affidavit was filed, and pondered if it was relevant or not.
- Our friend notes that the Judge was quite patient with JY and asked how long he needs to write an application, if he needs to.
- In JY’s last remarks before turning to Rebel’s lawyer, JY said he received a “very very very substantial” affidavit from Rebel that consists of JY’s cases since 2017 and he doesn’t fine this relevant at all to JY’s cases.
- He adds that he is self represented and he’s doing his best to get documents to Rebel’s lawyer, but that he would respect his firm more if Rebel’s lawyer sent their documents to him properly (which Rebel’s lawyer later pointed out weren’t required at all).
At this point apparently the focus turns to Rebel’s lawyer for his comments. Rexy can still be heard barking in the background, and Miriam is cleaning JY’s condo. Our friend added that Rebel’s lawyer was especially good at keeping a straight face during JY’s speech. I wish there was video.
- Rebel’s lawyer states that Rebel’s following of JY’s story started after JY’s ball waxing scandal that attracted international news attention.
- Rebel’s lawyer laid out the timeline of events in this case, including communication with JY.
- Rebel’s lawyer (from now I’m just saying Rebel…) said that they communicated with JY earlier in January that there was no affidavit from JY and today’s hearing would include no evidence from JY so Rebel’s application would have to be dismissed.
- Rebel said JY responded with a doctors note that, despite JY referring to diabetes and a car accident, only refers to anxiety and depression – different from what JY said.
- Rebel says that if they proceed today the application would have to be dismissed because JY has no chance of success but Rebel recognizes that JY has challenges and misunderstandings and Rebel would agree to an order with a timeline for JY to file an affidavit and present themselves for cross examination by Rebel for one full day.
- Rebel says they’d grant this because JY stated earlier that this is taking too long and they want to be accommodating to JY’s challenges and misunderstandings.
That wrapped up Rebel’s lawyers statements. The Judge added some comments and questions:
- The Judge asked JY if Rebel’s timetable worked for him and JY said it was too much to juggle his health and this and he wanted two more weeks. The Judge gave him one extra, for a total of three weeks to file his affidavit, so it’s due Feb 14. Finally, Jon gets a Valentine’s date.
- The Judge insists that JY provide 8 dates to Rebel that he is available for cross examination.
- JY stated he has an issue because he starts a 10 day practicum in March so his schedule is full.
- The Judge says he can provide days before that. JY wants some of those to be on weekends. Rebel’s lawyer agrees that it’s unorthodox but they may consider it.
- The Judge offers to set a date for future hearings but there was some scheduling troubles due to how busy the Court is. Date TBD.
- Affidavit must be done by Feb 14.
- Cross examination must be done by March 13.
- Practicum starts March 21. Doesn’t say where.
- JY says he starts studies at another university on May 9, lasting until August, when he will start paralegal studies in September.
- Judge made the following order preemptory, starting that Yaniv has had ample time, and he understood JY has issues but this needs to be dealt with. The order was that JY must file and serve an affidavit to Rebel by 5:00 pm Monday, Feb 14, and that JY must provide 8 dates, of which 3 can be on weekends, to Rebel, stating which days he is available for cross examination on his affidavit. These dates must be between Feb 14 and Mar 13. JY must comply with this schedule.
Other notes:
- Rexy barked the entire time.
- JY specifically said he couldn’t say which school he was attending due to security reasons. UPDATE: SOURCES SAY JY WILL BE ATTENDING CAPILANO UNIVERSITY STARTING MAY 9.
- Miriam was in the background cleaning most of the time.
- JY wore a men’s black “JY Knows IT” polo shirt with a purple cardigan.
- JY’s hair was greased down on top and flared out at the bottom and he had bright red or pink lipstick with orange eyeshadow.
- The Judge ordered JY to keep his schedule clear from April 4-16 to see if a court hearing can be scheduled.
MeowMix will provide updates once we have more info.
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So he’s well enough to go to college but not well enough to write an affidavit?
Major car accident lol my grandsons had bigger accidents in his tonner tippee pedal car
JY drives those around in his diapers.
So he does not have his dog under control and his mom is doing the cleaning.
Oh so little johnnyboy is depressed?
Remember Jon… It down the Road not across the street.
Someone should order jon a copy of Final Exit off Amazon
First and last valentines date ever.
Also service dogs don’t bark. Let alone all the time.
Unprofessional to be in a court call and have severe bg noises.
Deff no fm. Lying idiot. Ugh.
Anybody thinking the Rebel attorney is fine with letting this continue because it keeps the meter running, increasing the amount of costs they can claim when JY loses (AGAIN)?
Hell yeah… and a weekend cross? He can probably charge extra for working on the weekend.
On this note I should follow up on a comment I made on another thread to the effect that “costs” does not include attorney’s fees. That is true in the U.S., but might NOT be true in Canada. If fees CAN be included in “costs” in Canada, it just makes prior parties’ failure to to claim them against Fat Jon that much more inexplicable. Opposing party’s lawyer fees from just one substantial case (which dragging things out can certainly create) would probably be enough to break Captain Fat Ass once and for all.
I think mommy doing housework is trying to say he’s sooo sooo bad and disabled he can’t do his own cleaning so needs a maid, AGAIN! Fake disability liar!
Methuselah, aka Miriam Y, has to be what….80ish? I believe she had fatso late in life.
I realize this is a rhetorical question but how big of a worthless lazy slug do you have to be to get your senior mother who has claimed all sorts of infirmities of her own to clean your shitty condo? If jon had ANY conscience he’d be ashamed to have his mother clean up after him. Aside from a couple online courses, stalking people he doesn’t like and cramming take out food into his corpulent pie-hole what does this stain do during the day?
There is nothing redeeming about jon, absolutely nothing. I know he’s living rent free in my brain and I shouldn’t let him but just thinking about this worthless excuse raises my blood pressure.
Jim Norton said “If jon had ANY conscience he’d be ashamed to have his mother clean up after him.”
Yes Jim–and if you’re aunt had balls she’d be your uncle!
“Didn’t know”, “Sick”, “Car accident”, “Mental health issues”, “The doctor doesn’t want him to do it”, “He’s self represented and has to do everything on his lonesome”… He sure knows how to pull out all the stops when he wants something delayed, doesn’t he? No doubt in my mind Daniel Coles and the Judge smelled the bullshit coming a mile away, they’ve been doing this too long not too.
An interesting account of what transpired in court. Thanks MM and the individual who patiently sat in court and transcribed the events. Now, I don’t know if it’s just me because I dislike Jon so much and wish to see him lose, but I swear I’m getting the feeling that Rebel and their lawyer have something up their sleeve for Jon. If I had any sense at all, I’d be thinking about Admiral Ackbar’s famous exclamation from Star Wars.
On occasion EunuchJon makes for a good laugh at his expense, but his performance on this one was just pathetic. What a slimy weasel.
What’s the number to the SPCA to get Rex safe from fat aka white Albert jys
Hey thanks for reading my articles fatso and thanks for giving them dislikes, it alerts me to the fact that you have read my stuff which makes you a fan but for fucks sake mate, why don’t you listen, you’re on the path to destruction and you just won’t stop, even when intelligent people, with far more life experiences than you will ever have are giving you good advice. Mate the first time we ever meet and we will meet, you will be homeless and penniless, my care factor is fucking zero, I wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire let alone give you any help, and you know what I am going to do to you, homeless or not.
Yeah, I was actually quite surprised he wanted to submit to a cross… when Donald’s lawyer wanted to do that over his VIS, he immediately withdrew because he was afraid he’d be exposed.
I can only imagine that this case is make or break for him… this is his chance to not only prove what a legal eagle he is, but if he wins, he can wipe the slate clean and blame everything on Rebel slander (Twitter purge).
The chances of that working are incredibly slim, Jon, you know that, right? You’re not going to be able to perjure yourself out of this one because Rebel didn’t pull all that stuff out of their ass, they investigated and they have irrefutable evidence and what have you got to offer? Hot air as usual, you’re going to sling your big words around, but everybody knows it means nothing because you have nothing to counter what Rebel have on you.
It’s like when a reporter once asked about your inappropriate chats to underage girls… what was your response? That it was “taken out of context”? Tell us, Jon… tell what the context was? I’d love to hear in what situation it was appropriate for a fucking 30 year old man to ask a twelve year old about tampons or tell her about your sicko fucking fantasies… TELL US, JON! Explain is to us.
Trevor’s right, you’re fucked. That lawyer is going to destroy you… you’re going to see that being a lawyer isn’t all about memorizing and interpreting the books and looking smug while you do it.
Remember when you’re up there… Admiral Ackbar.
I couldn’t have put it better, Trevor. While the rest of us read and could tell Daniel Coles is already putting into motion something that’ll set up his loss, Big Jon over there’s too busy thinking he’s going to be the next Johnnie Cochran to notice he’s being lead into the bear trap.
There is literally ZERO chance that Fat Jon will become a lawyer. The number of his disqualifying factors — from borderline mental retardation to his criminal record–are too numerous to list in detail, but trust me: Fat Jess will convince the real Jessica Simpson to become his girlfriend before he will be admitted to an bar.
If Yaniv goes into debt with rebel media, there is a high probability he will attempt to evade the debt or beg fellow regressive leftists to help him pay it off.
I would not be surprised if Yaniv leaks any info he receives in regards to to the payments he will likely be forced to make so that he can incite spam against them. Though if CP is sent then Yaniv may be forced to submit to a child porn search, plus there is the slim possibility that angering the RCMP enough due to legal complaints will cause them to investigate the allegations against him just so that they can shut him up.
The debt is not the big issue for JV the real big issue is how deep will Rebel go with exposing him.If it becomes National news there will be pressure on the RCMP to arrest him.
I don’t think he’s going to get any sympathy/donations from anywhere on the political spectrum. Just look at when he tries to engage with some of the lefty wingnuts on twitter. They respond or like his tweets a couple of times and then after yaniv’s history is pointed out to them they promptly go silent. Yaniv is liked by literally NO ONE and I can’t see anybody deciding that chipping into his defense fund is a good use of their resources.
And as for charges, the RCMP isn’t going to go after yaniv just because of public outrage. He has to commit and overt crime where there’s a reasonable chance of any charges to lead to a conviction. Whether its cunning or just dumb luck (I believe its the latter) yaniv has managed to skirt the grey area of what’s criminal and what isn’t. While much of his behavior is morally abhorrent and many of us would like to see him face the consequences the reality is there’s not sufficient evidence for charges to stick.
Jim
How is went after the building manager thee has to be something there he could be charged with.
Could possible make the case for common assault but even that would be thin (no pun intended given yaniv’s ample girth). Again, he’s an utterly despicable lump of shit and I’d love to see him behind bars but we often have shite judges who are more interested in protecting the rights of the accuses vs. the victims or society.
The sad reality is there will need to be a clearly evident victim, as is the situation with the assault against Kenen Bextie. But even there I doubt that yaniv will end up with a custodial sentence. Unfortunately for Bextie fat jon can argue there were mitigating factors, namely Bextie et al. regularly following & filming jon, that provoked the attack that the judge should take into account for sentencing if he’s found guilty.
We’ve seen people commit more grievous offences like homicide and get treated far too leniently by the courts. I don’t like it, which is why I’d never practice criminal law, but that is the reality.
I’m now spreading the word on all the Capilano University social media platforms that Yaniv will be joining the school. I already have 2 student volunteers that are willing to put up Warning Notices, and 1 person has already contacted me on reddit asking me to forward all information I have about Yaniv to him/her so they can bring this up with counsellors and security.
I supplied Kiwi Farm links, as well as direct links to pages that covered the disruption caused by Yaniv at the other school a few months back.
It’s never going to end Yaniv. I will make sure EVERYONE knows how much of a piece of shit you are, and crush every opportunity you think you have. Don’t bother with hoping for a good future , or a happy one. I’ll never stop until you join the 41%.
Please ask your sources to share their stories with us if they see him
Nice work Batman- love Robin!
I see some medical emergencies in jonnys future.
He has to come up with something to dodge court & that’s always been his go to