This is going to be a fun year folks. Jessica Yaniv Simpson, accused pedophile, sexual assaulter, child groomer, serial liar, and rape fetishist thinks he can go toe to toe with another branch of the Township of Langley emergency services.
Yesterday, Feb 4, 2021, Yaniv posted a letter from the Langley FD’s legal team. It accused him of misusing their services twice daily since January 21, 2021 to lift him out of his tub, and lewd and inappropriate conduct with the fire department.

The tweet below accompanied it.

Twitter erupted in laughter over this, and it soon spread to every other social media platform. Yaniv posted to Facebook shortly after and his story changed. First he was in his bathtub in his own house (he was in Miriam’s for a good part of the calls). On Facebook…
So now he was in the shower, and he claims he was under a towel, and he claims it was a medical emergency. In the comments (make sure you scroll right) he blames it on his car accident. Right.
Today, Feb 5, 2021, Yaniv erupted in defensive, absolutely dishonest tweets that can only be described as manic.
Let’s quickly review his statements in the screenshots above. He’s suing for libel. What libel? What false accusations? What disability? What doctors orders? Losing weight and not taking baths are not an option? Not a pervert? Platoon commander?
How can it be libel if the only source of it is Yaniv?
The best part of all of this is that you know the Township of Langley has their business in order. They’ve debriefed every person who has attended Yaniv’s residence. They’ve provided guidance on how they can respond to his calls. They’ve documented every single word exchanged between themselves and Yaniv. There is an exactly zero percent chance that a “platoon commander” gave Yaniv any kind of statement. They all hate him.
When you combine this stuff with Yaniv’s previous complaints about the ToL all you can do is laugh. Even the ToL lawyers must be laughing it up. Despite being close to passing the bar exam, Yaniv has basically handed this case to them on a silver platter.
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Jon you are a nasty pig. Nobody wants to see you naked. I knew this was going to happen if you had the surgery. You’re using as another excuse to be perverted. You call those people multiple times a day for one reason and one reason only. You want to force them to look at your wound. You admitted it
“I guess they don’t like trans vagina”. You filthy hog, they didn’t come there to inspect your gash. Stop sexually harassing every human you possibly can. Everyone hates your fat ass because you’re disgusting. Stop harming the trans community with your sick fetishes. I think we should start a class action lawsuit against the quack that have you the damn surgery. You make me physically sick
Wow, I sure hope the UN doesn’t change its mind about making Jonathan their Princess Spokesperson Model Activist Champion Ambassador because of this.
FFS what the fuck is he playing at with this?! He released the letter himself so nope no libel there Jon! He was lewd and inappropriate in that post FFS! Didn’t need to say “Trans vaginas” or make reference to sending them a bikini bathtub calendar!!! Let’s be clear, there are dozens & dozens of instances archived here on MM of Jon being lewd & inappropriate with LITERALLY everyone he has ever interacted with!!! He is a sexual deviant and needs to be on a locked ward for a very long time before he gets the opportunity to sexually assault someone else!!!
I think Ricky Gervais said it best when he called Yaniv a Sex Pest in 2019. Many thought he was making a joke based on Yaniv trying to get a National Sex Day declared in Canada when he was a student. But many a true word is said in jest & based on Jonny’s recent sex obsessed behaviour, Gervais looks pretty prescient.
*February 5th 2021
Finally some action of Twitter. Gonna be boring when this fat waste of skin is finally locked away.
”I was never ”lewd and inappropriate and I’ve confirmed this yesterday with a platoon commander asked several times what is this in reference to. There’s no such thing.”
WOW. Cringe-worthy to say the least. I learned better grammar and spelling when I was in the 6th grade English and Intro to Basic Writing classes, long before I even began High School. The two contractions Jonathan attempted but failed at, above…i.e. “WHO’VE I’VE” essentially stand for ”Who have I have”. One of the most OBVIOUS fails even he’s come up with in awhile. Awkward and totally improper.
”I was never ”lewd and inappropriate and I’ve confirmed this yesterday with a platoon commander asked several times what is this in reference to. There’s no such thing.”
Translation: I bugged and bugged a guy to tell me and he wouldn’t talk to me. Therefore he ‘confirmed’ that I was not lewd and inappropriate.
Libel requires third party publication of the allegedly defamatory statements. The only person that published the statements to a third party is JY. Hence, JY is the only party who could be held liable for the “libellous” statements.