In the least surprising news of the century, Jessica Yaniv Simpson appears to have lied on yet another legal document. This time, it’s JY’s vexatious lawsuit against Ted Callis, an owner of a unit in Miriam’s strata across the street.
Callis’ reply, which was developed with the services of an actual lawyer (Unlike JY’s lawsuit) is a clear and sound defense against the blabbering nonsense JY’s moronic lawsuit included. Callis states:
- Denies JY’s idiotic claim that he said “Let’s start some trouble”
- Points out that Rexy is not a real service dog (and, contrary to what JY believes, that matters).
- Accuses JY of becoming verbally and physically aggressive against Mr. Funk (an elderly man that JY has been criminally charged with assaulting)
- Says he was worried about Mr. Funk and separated Funk and Yaniv, and admits pushing JY away from Funk and towards the elevator.
- Claims that response was justified in light of the size difference between JY (lol) and Funk.
- Any force used by Callis was reasonable and proportionate.
- Denies Yaniv’s claims that he strangled or robbed him.
- Denies punching Rexy.
- Notes that the RCMP attended the scene, investigated, interviewed witnesses, and determined Funk and Callis had no fault nor liability for the events, and that JY should be criminally charged with 3 offenses.
- Points out JY’s criminal history, including violent offenses. Unfortunately this isn’t complete as it omits his charges for illegal weapons possession.
- Denies all of Yaniv’s claims to be injured from these events.
- Calls Yaniv a large person lol
- Points out that Yaniv, in their 30’s, assaulted Funk, who is in his 70s, and was seated on his walker at the time.
- Points out that Yaniv’s claim to be intimidated by or terrified of Funk is absurd.
- Asks the court to hear both this and the Funk lawsuit together.
- Points out that Yaniv’s claim of “robbery” is not even a civil cause of action available to Yaniv.
- Requests the case be dismissed, and advises that (pursuant to BC Small Claims court rules) they will seek the maximum penalty allowed if Yaniv seeks to pursue trial despite no chance of success. This equals 10% of Yaniv’s claim – or $3,500.
In other words, Yaniv is fucked and that’s hilarious!
JY has been whining on social media lately about men having no right to put hands on a woman. Someone should remind Yaniv that he has no right to place his monstrous, fat, oily hands on an elderly man in a walker, and wearing a dress and pretending to be a woman doesn’t excuse it. It’s good to know the karma train will always come back around for JY.
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God I want that worthless fat asshole see the inside of a prison cell.
Bravo!!! I especially love #17 – “With respect, the allegation that either the Defendant or Mr. Funk’s conduct or demeanor was terrifying or intimidating to the Claimant is absurd.” Bloody near choked laughing at that! What a polite way of saying the Fat Boy is the one everyone should be scared of!!!
Good luck Ted! We’re all rooting for you!
My admiration for our feisty Dynamic Duo knows no bounds.
With all the shit that yaniv has flung at everyone who’d have thought that it would take two elderly gents to take on “jessica serenity simpson” with such gusto! Unfortunately I doubt this case will cause yaniv’s total downfall but any “gangsta cred” he thinks he owns has been well and truly shot down.
A 350lb+ bully-boy taken down by two OAPs, one sitting in his walker no less. Can it get any funnier?
And whilst he’s being drop-kicked about the court I’d like someone to grow a pair and pull him up re his claim of being a “legal advocate” / what he, supposedly, specialises in / ask him what the feck he’s playing at.
He’s made this signed claim in a legal document so only fair to ask about his credentials, right?
@377-”a 350lb
@377 “a 350lb+bully-boy…” You’re being awfully kind with you generous understatement. Certainly, I’d gladly wager a $100 and allege that 450lb is a whole lot closer, because as WE ALL HERE KNOW IT…(but I’ll certainly gladly step in to say it….)
“YANIV IS FAT!!”
The ogrul still hasn‘t caught on that the language of the rules, which says a service dog doesn‘t forcibly need certification, isn‘t a free-for-all. If the eunuch had a doctor‘s note that established his need of a service animal, and a well-behaved dog, then the doctor‘s note will be widely accepted as good. But of course he doesn‘t have that. I bet he has also „service fleas“ on his greasy hair and „service bed bugs“ biting his ass. Loser.
Yaniv is fat. DFS and Paige Dumars are not.
Who is Paige and why is she on this website
Good luck fighting the very law(s) you claim to know so well jon boy…
“1) A person is not guilty of an offence if
(a) they believe on reasonable grounds that force is being used against them or another person or that a threat of force is being made against them or another person;
(b) the act that constitutes the offence is committed for the purpose of defending or protecting themselves or the other person from that use or threat of force; and
(c) the act committed is reasonable in the circumstances. “
Unless, of course, you feel that being a “protected class” and “female” means you should be able to batter folks unconditionally. Yeah, on second thoughts it seems you do.
Being a protected class does not give you a free for all to do as you please..
Tell jonny, he still seems to think it should and up until fairly recently he got away with a fair bit that would have legally crucified your average Joe Bloggs.
Except he is protected by the Prime Minister of Canada (China), Justin Trudeau and the potato running the USA. Joe Biden.
Of course he’s going to withdraw the lolsuit.
Yaniv, in their 30’s, assaulted Funk, who is in his 70s, and was seated on his walker at the time..
Fuck you yaniv. I hope you fall down drunk after staying late on campus sniffing used pads
And my Christmas wish is you die in the gutter while red bumps your face and jizzes on you like on the bus last spring
Did you ever have a bat mitzvah? You can’t be burried in a Jewish graveyard ever. Finally Miriam can be Free.
Seems yaniv is going after BC Ambulance service now. Just his usual MO when he’s created a shit storm, immediately go after someone else. Such a predictable, inadequate little man.
Is he saying that he has been sexually assaulted again*? That must the 97th thousand time he’s claimed SA. He’s losing his touch he was quicker off the mark with Bexte/Hamm.
It seems the mantra this week is women are untouchable (#YouCantAssaultAWoman)
Brace yourself for pitiful tweets about flashbacks, rape centres…you know, the usual lies.
*#SexualAssault.
An afterthought. Considering he’s flagged that means EMS won’t show until the police do so there’ll be witnesses. Oh, forget that, this is yaniv we’re talking about.
An aside: who on God’s green earth would voluntarily want anything to do with him, let alone anything sexual? It’s mind boggling.
Just. Look. At. The. Fecking. State. Of. Him.
We’ve got docs coming tomorrow!
Yanny
I–an attorney with over 25 years of litigation experience–have been following your case AVIDLY not to say INTENSELY since the “ball waxing” epic first reached the public ear.
I have been glued to your every move since the day I first became aware of your quest to have your ballsack waxed before it was chopped off–as the first step on the road to suing everyone you ever met–just because they were not nearly as fat, stupid, ugly, or genital-less as you are and always will be. .
Since that day we first (virtually) met, I have read all your posts, all your words–from whatever source–as well as the words of the legion of enemies you have so well earned. I have literally followed your every move for–well–I guess it must be years now. I remind myself that even if you only gained five pounds per month since I first fell in love with you–well, you would weigh 458 pounds by now. And you do.
Congratulations.
Where am I going with this? I forgot.
But one thing I do know–you are fat: VERY fat.
Despair not–let me leave you with this. It might—MIGHT–change your life.
Satan bless you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHcYFxU4fMo
From a medical professional to a legal professional: I applaud this comment.
I am not going to make much comment on this one except to say that if the banks issued a Moron Card, fat Jon would have a platinum one. The Funkmaster and his trust sidekick Theo Thunderstruck have you snookered, give up dick head, you’ve lost. I will also say this, publish your yearly SFU results cunt, you’re the one mouthing off about getting 100% on all your papers. We all know that had you passed, you would have been crowing about it all over the net, instead we got some obscure meme that was very ambiguous, you did this because you failed and we all know you failed, so don’t bother telling lies about it or pretending you passed. Give it away Jon, you’re not suited to learning or law, your more suited to sorting clothes in a thrift shop for $10 an hour and getting a ride home on the special bus after work.
Stupid enuch fucker is hopefully going to be out seven grand between the two suits. All because he decided to fuck around and found out when two seniors decided his tranny privilege card should be revoked. That’s seven grand closer to fat fuck being out on the streets.
Yaniv is a fatty.