Because unsuccessfully suing all the other health authorities in the region wasn’t enough, Jessica Yaniv Simpson has taken their doctor shopping show on the road and found more people to target.
We can all make a pretty educated guess as to what JY is up to – fraud, theft, scamming the general BC population – but, to make it fair, I asked our lawyer friend to weigh in with their expertise on the matter. This is below.
I am unsure why this Notice of Claim is being served on VCH care of someone who is neither a lawyer nor an executive officer (we’re intentionally omitting her name). I assume she was the highest ranking person Jonny reached at some point. That does not necessarily make her the correct person to serve this on. I am not about to make this easier for Jonny by specifying how he should serve the Notice of Claim, though (I know you’re reading this, Jonny).
Jonny is claiming $35k for “Personal injury damages under quantum and damage to property”. “Personal injury damages under quantum” doesn’t really mean anything. If anything, it makes it sound like he is claiming specific damages, which he is mostly not. I would also point out that lines (a) to (d) are there for a reason, which is so that plaintiffs can itemize what they are claiming. Our special friend doesn’t know what he wants or why, other than that he wants the maximum in small claims court because he is greedy. It also looks like Jonny is paying filing fees again, so at least us BC taxpayers have a small blessing.
The alleged facts are, at best, jumbled (not to mention nauseating). It is unclear to me how “liquid nitrate” can form a stick. I assume that Jonny is equivocating between liquid nitrogen and silver nitrate sticks. I suspect this equivocation is deliberate. Jonny will pretend to have been confused when he is presented with evidence that he said one thing to one medical practitioner and something else to another.
By saying “the nursing team at Three Bridges Clinic were destined to inflict [Jonny] harm”, he might be alleging intentional battery. Or he might be saying that the injury he suffered was inevitable (i.e., VCH could not have prevented it and thus cannot be held liable). Again, he’s either equivocating or stupid. My money is on stupid regarding this statement, as the latter interpretation would be fatal to his case.
Next up – pleadings (such as a Notice of Claim) should not include immaterial allegations. If he wants to sue the Provincial Health Services Authority, he should, and he should name this “certain independent contractor”. This paragraph of the pleadings will be struck, assuming this eventually ends up before a judge.
I am not sure who wrote this third-person injury “report”, but I am assuming it is Jonny. I suspect it is written in the third person to lend it a veneer of credibility, something that Jonny sorely lacks. I am also very curious who “Mr. Swirl” is. Is that code for Jonny’s future being flushed down the toilet?
Editor: Mr. Swirl is a local plumbing firm that contracted (or possibly hired) JY to do some marketing work for a few months in early 2021. Exact dates are not known but JY was eventually fired. According to the puppetmaster behind Arianna, JY said he was fired because he was taking up too much of the owners time and phoning him too often. Details are not confirmed.
Jonny is claiming $500 in specific damages for parking or taxis. He is insane if he was taking a cab between Langley and downtown Vancouver and the amount for parking is ludicrous. Again, the phrasing is ambiguous as to whether the cab was between Langley and Three Bridges or Pacific Centre and Three Bridges. Characteristically, Jonny hedges by saying it is an “estimated amount”.
Jonny is also claiming $4000 in specific damages for damage to a mattress, sheets, and mattress protector. Again, a ludicrous amount for what was probably the cheapest IKEA mattress he could find.
I don’t need to go into specifics as to why the $35k for “inappropriate conduct and malpractice” is just silly/greedy. However, I will note that Jonny has backed himself into a corner with his damages calculation. Last I checked, $35k for general pain and suffering, plus $500 for transportation, plus $4000 for bedding adds up to $39,500 (mind you, it’s been a number of decades since I took first-grade arithmetic).
That would put the amount of the claim beyond the jurisdiction of BC Provincial Court and into BC Supreme Court as fast-track litigation under BC Civil Rule 15-1(1)(a). Sadly for Jonny, BC Supreme Court requires that the losing party pay part of the other party’s costs. Jonny could abandon $4500 of his claim to bring his claim back down to $35,000 and thus remain in the jurisdiction of the small claims court (Small Claims Rules, Rule 1(4)).
However, that would suggest that the claimed $35k for pain and suffering is fictitious and was only claimed to maximize his payout. Obviously, our stunning and brave friend would never be so deceitful!
I don’t know which firm currently has the contract to defend VCH. I am, however, confident in saying that its lawyers would raise arguments that are at least as good as mine above. At a minimum, they would be more competent than Expedia’s lawyer, and that this claim is going to give Jonny nothing, at best.
FYI Jonny – I’ve spent 1.9 billable hours (6 min increments) giving you this “corrective legal information”. Given my current rate of $500 per hour, you owe me $950. I am graciously waiving the customary 25% asshole surcharge (you’re welcome).
20211207, JY vs Vancouver Coastal Health Authority Notice of ClaimDocument images available here if the PDF doesn’t work.
The reality is we all know JY is hoping for a quick payout like he got from the physio bed lawsuit – a few bucks to go away. Fingers crossed that VCHA stands up and fights this fraud. We’ll be sure their defense team gets all the evidence…the sitz bath videos, the tampon fetish after the surgery, slapping his mangina, all of it. Plenty of evidence that JY abused / neglected it and any damage was a result of his own improper care for himself. Pig.
Moving on, Rebel Media has filed a notice in BC Supreme Court to throw out Yaniv’s lolsuit against this.
You can read the entire application below. A court date has been set for early 2022 for this to be heard.
Document images available here if the PDF doesn’t work.
If the expenses really happened, Jonny should have receipts. Those were medical related expenses that he could have claimed (or tried to) on his income tax. No receipts, just an estimation equals fraud. I really hope that the VCH’s lawyers ask for costs & damages. I also really hope that the people that Fatboy has named in his suit, sue him for defamation once this case has been tossed. BTW when was the last time he filed any kind of income or business return? Here’s hoping that the Canadian Revenue Agency audits him especially after he posted out online advice to people about CERB. Wonder how much his mom & aunt are now going to have pay back?
To claim them on your tax return you have to have receipts that maybe why he did not claim them.
I agree with the defamation. Especially since the FB post JY made naming said dr/contractor and accusing them is still up and public!
Jonny, your “significant vaginal bleeding” wasn’t due to doctors, but to you shoving a broomstick up your mangina until your old ball sack necrotized, your mantoris fell off, and you became EunuchJon. Epic loser!
Johnny the Retarded Hippo has two options if he doesn’t want to end up as a homeless hemorrhoid in the future.
He can either detrans and try to milk that for all its worth. Imagine Johnny Boy being a regular on the Rebel News.
The other option is to fly to a Thailand and become some sort of star in a snuff film.
Dear lord! Stop giving it ideas!
The break issue here, for me, is why the Courts are still allowing this fucking menace to weapon I ever the Court system when it is BEYOND obvious that this is what he is doing!!! It infuriates me that this is STILL happening and the cost to taxpayers has to be tens and tens of thousands if not a hundred or more!!! Not just the actual cost of the judge and Bailiff but there are numerous clerical staff, the Sheriffs involved keeping the Yaniv’s under control, the RCMP he calls to escort him around…I’m so angry I can’t even finish this now!!!!!
The reality for the big man is you really can’t sue for lost wages when you don’t work.
Maybe if Jonny boy is nice – Santa will bring him a clitoris for Christmas.
Sorry, didn’t Jon tweet that he had evidence of malpractice? All I see is vague references… probably because he knows he put up so much evidence of his own negligence to the public.
Definitely aiming for some “fuck off pay”. He doesn’t really expect to get around 40K does he?
I hope VCHA stands up to him. There’s a mountain of evidence against him, so he’ll lose for sure. He doesn’t deserve a cent… in fact, he owes them for engaging the services of their lawyers – which I hope are expensive as fuck – for this frivolous filing, for which I hope they counter sue. More people and businesses need to start standing up to him and fucking BC needs to stop enabling his gritting broke ass. Whoever is in charge over this shit needs to be fired and replaced with someone else who has more sense.
What i could see VCHA doing is offer him $500 to make this go away for his own sake.If he moves forward with it they will ask for all costs and might even counter sue.
If he does have evidence it could show he should never have had the surgery as he can’t see to take care of him self.
Fatass is going to be so disappointed when this is thrown out of court.
Jessica yaniv leave Donald smith alone
Jessica I hope someone smashes your face
No mention of being so stupid he didn’t know what a sits bath was Can’t clean up after using the toilet, I’m gagging remembering that or thinking women slap their ‘bits’ we don’t Johnathan!
No wonder your rotting tunnel of doom wasn’t healing. Hate to think which porn you’ve got that idea from. Probably the place you got your other freaky fetishes from. You can’t sue the surgeons because of legal small print, so go after nurses who tried to help you? Pathetic Jonny, didn’t they tell you that your tunnel of rotting flesh looked like a coin slot, not the festering entrance to a horrendous, scary horror ride at a theme park?
You’re a man, you’ll always be an arse hole man Jon! A man can’t be a lesbian, remember that when you’re on the hunt for a woman
Jon, with your obsession with female genitalia I’d have thought you’d be able to name them correctly. The repulsive mess from your bad hygiene, slapping it and putting in tampons wasn’t your ‘vaginal’ area. You’re incredibly stupid! Vagina and vulva are very different. Since you’ve never seen a real one, on a screen doesn’t count a little research might help! Maybe mommy could help, since she lied about you menstruating at 13, from your faux ovaries, the lining of your non existent womb shedding and released via your fictional vagina.