Jessica Yaniv Simpson has been charged in relation to the dramatic events at Miriam Yaniv’s strata a few weeks ago.
JY been charged with another count of assault (in addition to his existing charge for assaulting Keean Bexte), plus charges of falsely pulling a fire alarm and reporting an offence committed when it was not.
This brings Yaniv’s list of criminal charges to:
- 2x weapons charges – one stayed, one conditionally discharged.
- assault – trial coming in May 2022.
- 2x mischief, 1x uttering threats – trial coming in June 2022.
For someone who says he’s not a criminal, he sure has a lot of criminal charges – that’s 9 total, if you’re counting.
MeowMix will update this as news comes in.
Sweet!
Well on track for a top legal career….jail house lawyer
Cop that Jon, you may go to jail now, the criminal charges are mounting up my friend. Assaulting an elderly person is extremely serious and the false fire alarm is very serious too, doing this costs lives and will bring an order for monetary compensation to the fire brigade, then of course we have making a false police report, you’ve done that so many times, there is a distinct pattern to it- so fatso there is nothing more to say than enjoy the legal costs with having to pay a lawyer & I hope you plead not guilty and you fight it as you always do, our clitless wonder could never do anything wrong- Badda Bing Badda Boo!
I love the fact that there will be so many people from Mariam’s strata to testify against him. He’s always been a loser and always will be a loser, but this will make him an even bigger (in every sense of the word) loser. The strata won’t even need to use their new bylaw they just passed as Fat Boy Pig will never be allowed back on the property with the restraining order the strata will have no problem getting. I love that his and Mariam’s lives are falling apart. Couldn’t happen to 2 more deserving people
HA–HA!!
Comedy gold. I hoped charges were to be laid in this case, the Langley RCMP have had quite enough of his shit by this point.
JY Really shit the bed by making enemies of the public service organizations like fire, ambulance and police. In his kind of grift, you need as many allies or neutral parties to see you as a victim as possible. None of the public services do now. They will never willingly assist him ever again, only grudgingly and will instead do anything to either avoid or hinder him if they have to deal with his ass.
“I wouldn’t piss in your mouth if your teeth were on fire” appears to be very applicable. Better start fillin up on beer, lol, juzt in case the opportunity arises and sheeeit.
“You dirty yellow bellied rat.”
– James Cagy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvmSReQXqnA
Sounds like Jon assaulted an elderly person. Nicely done Jon, you do realize you will be facing jail time this year right?
If he has not he has to come to terms he will be facing jail time this summer.
If found guilty at some point yes a Judge will impose a custodial sentence particularly if there are mitigating circumstances like the victim(s) being elderly, disabled, etc.. That these assault charges are coming in what I’d argue to be in short concession should also be considered mitigating and lead to a more harsh sentence.
I’m sure fat jon’s bulbous meat bag of a head is all teary today with these added charges. Damn, this makes me sooooooo pleased. The Langley RCMP and Crown have got to have had it with this dummy and are no longer playing his games
All i can say is hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha fking finally we see some justice for that big bellied child chaser, the Sara files were a sort of justice, but seeing him finally behind bars out of the public will be the ultimate! The crimes hes committed and gotten away with, the pink cane assault was enough for anyone else to serve at least a year and this fat cunt didnt even get charged and ITS ALL ON CAMERA! HAVE FUN BEING THE RESIDENT CUM DUMPSTER IN THE POKIE THERE JON BOY!
False alarm of fire
Since this was in a senior apartment i think they will come down very hard on him and seek the max fine.
Assault
The big man has a real big issue this is the 3rd or 4th assault charge showing a pattern.
I’m actually giddy at the moment because of this news!!!! I assume this would explain some of Darth Miriam’s recent online sanitizing as well as fatso’s boasting yesterday (him mouthing off like that usually comes before some sort of bad news).
Fat jon’s world is crumbling around him and its awesome! This is going to further fuck up any slim chance of him pursuing a legal, or any professional, career. He’s done, like completely done. He’s going to plead poverty and attempt to get legal aide but I sincerely hope they tell him to fuck off. So mother will have to pony up more cash for that walking yeast infection’s defense and cause more stress within the Yaniv clan. These added charges are going to further stress his already miserable existence and force him to drop out of his community college LARPing.
I wonder if they make a long enough tanto for tubby people to commit seppuku?
@Jim Norton-Yeah, like ‘Stick a fork in him’, done..!!!
When he sees nothing else will work he’ll try an insanity defense.
Can’t deny the boy is wacked
9 charges wow if I was the judge I would of jailed tubby ass
John, perhaps you think you’re creating a legacy, that you’re some kind of celebrity. That these antics will make you well known.
We laugh at you, and get on with our lives.
You don’t have a life to get on with.
Enjoy court ‘legal expert’ haha
pssst jon, need a way out? the ukraine now promises citizenship to all foreign mercenaries. we on meowmix generously fund your ticket right to the front line of the russian tanks. and just think of it, if you get captured, you’ll get a trip on the „trans“-siberian express, doesnt that sound tempting, jon, better than anything you now get here!
That wont work, they cant cater to his allergies or self diagnosed medical problems. Also have you ever seen a merc with a fake emotional service dog?
Jim Norton
I hope its up graded to aggravated assault.
Wouldn’t the ”uncontrolled service dog”-who allegedly had generated reports of having bitten at least 2 people, with absolutely zero consequences-be therefore considered a potential ”weapon”, and thereby further justifying increasing the charges therefore, to an ”aggravated” assault?
Bada Bing Bada Boom! That’s al I got to say. 😀
I would be so funny if he’d been lulled into a false sense of security and he thought the police weren’t going to do anything because they’d been so quiet… then suddenly he’s notified he’s being charged. 😀
My guess last night there was tons of crying and heavy drinking.
On the bright side at least fatso can invite fiancé Sara or girlfriend Arianna around to his condo for some consolation…oh wait, I forgot, fatso got cat-fished. Thinking back to Arianna’s mic-drop goodbye letter there was one truly disgusting claim in it, Arianna wrote that fatso had wanted her to eat out fatso’s ass – that is truly sickening and shows how delusional and truly disgusting fatso is. No doubt forever alone fatso is drowning sorrow alone getting drunk on all that wine in the condo. I’m getting really concerned about poor Rexy’s safety alone in the condo with fatso. I don’t think anyone doubts that fatso is taking out his frustrations on poor Rexy. I wish we could organise a ‘Free Rexy’ protest outside fatso’s condo.
Reading this made my day.
Lets hope that the product of a gang bang accident wont get suicidal again, or even worse succeed with it this time.
Because i want to see this moldy jizzrag rot in prison for at least a little while, just because that way the dog might get taken away and at least be safe.
^this
that poor goddamn dog
To make this truly perfect, we need to hear that the hard ass Judge who is presiding over his assault case has heard about these new charges and is seizing himself to his new set of charges as well.
ThatJussie Juicy Smollett case judge got me hot and bothered aswell!
When he’s officially an inmate he will petition to go to Allouette Correctional Centre for Women – and they need to be a PC inmate but I bet they will want to be in max or med with a cell mate to perv on
My first reaction was almost instantly followed up-with one of absolute terror…@Meow Mix…please, please tell me….am I right when I have to assume-Yaviv’s time served will likely be in a FEMALE PRISON??!!!
If Yaniv goes to jail, Canadian law will put him in a women’s prison 100%. Thats not going to be comfortable for him though. They’ll destroy him.
I really want to be WRONG!!!
Yup, I agree with MM. Jon’s misconception is that women inmates will be weak and easily bullied. Dummy doesn’t realize he’s not going to be in there with a bunch of 13 year olds… these women have committed crimes and some of them very violent crimes, think they’ll let the piggy push them around? Jon will begging for solitary everyday.
Many of those women have committed acts of violence which are much worse than anything Jon has done. Lots of them will be detoxing and short tempered or dealing with other mental health issues. Some will even have dangerous blood-borne diseases which makes them intimidating to any sane person considering the implications of fighting. Jon probably has no idea of the actual dangers he may face in there. The inmates will all have varying degrees of street smarts whereas Jon is ignorant, soft, and easily fooled. He won’t be in control of anything including his own health or safety. I can see it getting ugly should the inmates decide to gang up on him.
Miriam made big mistake, should have bought condo by Surrey courthouse, they spend more time there than some lawyers do. These charges are leading to May 23 appearance and May 24-25 is assault trial for Bexte trial. May 22 is Rebel dismiss application. Seems May is the month jys “May” join the 41% club.
He’s too much of a coward. Right now I think he’s put it aside in his mind and he’ll get on with his toxic life… then a week beforehand, he’s going to panic and start coming up with a host of things he’s suffering from so he can try and delay everything. It might work for these recent charges and the Rebel cases, but he’s going to have a tough time with that hard ass Judge for his assault trial.
May he join with haste. Goodspeed. This is the way.
I meant to say “He will be in severe danger jail in a women’s jail”.
We could all be so very fortunate, LMAO ! ! ! !
The clit-less wonder is going to be out on their ass soon, either hustling on the streets or cowering in a jail cell. Would be perfect if there was also criminal charges for the Dora the explorer pink cane attack and a court order to force fatty fatty bum bum to cough up Donald’s $350.
Someone make Donald apply for a lien ASAP.
I had a female friend in jail in Cornton Vale in Scotland. Same height as Johnny but strong as feck. She didn’t even ask for a doctor when her toe fell off. I heard what went on with there. These women are brutal and have zero tolerance. For a while there were a number of suspect suicides. He is known enough that the more sadistic of women will take pleasure in torture. In a male prison he would just be ridden more than the new York subway.
Bodes well for his future career as a hotshot lawyer
John, you’re an ugly fat man and no one will ever have sex with you.
Fatso has been binge-watching episodes of ‘Prisoner Cell Block H’ and has fantasies of being Top Dog and making out with Vinegar Tits Vera the prison guard. Fatso is in for a rude awakening when he arrives at the Big House.
As for Rexy is odd JV keeps pushing he is a service dog
Bc Law
. It’s actually illegal and carries a fine up to $3,000 if a person represents an animal as a service or guide dog when it’s not.
In BC though since it is so Liberal him claiming it would be enough to avoid those charges/convictions.
I had a shitty birthday BUT after reading this I see our boy Jon did all this shit on my day of birth. Happy Belated fucking awesome day to me!
Same here Nancy.
We both had the best present in our whole life this year.
Just think how long this present will last . Months of denials, court cases, prosecutions , whining, fake suicides, fake illnesses, assaults and whatever else . Fun times ahead for us to watch the snivelling lump get what has been long due.
The gift which will carry on giving.
Johnathan will never be a women.
Well, lol, he’ll never ever be a real man again either after the mangled chop chop plop plop pus festering meatditch he has for life now.
Now would be a good time for busted turd’s strata to take some action following the harassment of Kamal.
It really is amazing to me that they didn’t right the Kamal wrong. What happened from the strata vote?
Fatass loses his dog when he goes to jail.
The fake service dog chapter ends it seems. Can’t wait for the next saga. Would be kind of funny if he’s trying to plan some epic prison escape, I mean fuck, he can’t even get his fat ass out of the bathtub!
He will almost certainly pull a Jussie Juicy Smollett. The good thing is JY has no money to afford all those lawyers.
I wrote this myself for Jon:
Badda Bing, Badda Bang
Hear the jail doors slam.
What happened with the strate vote?
No one has commented on the obvious pattern that the police seem to have caught onto.
Jonathan does wrong, has a public spaz.
Jonathan calls police making serious allegations (Amy Hamm, Billboard Chris etc) that are untrue.
Police investigate.
Difference is police are now charging him for this. This time more than mischief. Does anyone wonder what his allegation was this time?
the fact yaniv keeps racking on chargers is laughable. seeing ol’ johnboy featured in karen freakout videos tops the cake (look em up on youtube its hilarious). i really wish someone had a bounty on JYS, wont matter what it is but it would be a laughable situation. JYS is also featured on KIWIfarms make sure to check it out and get your jollies on over there with a very unique community (not meant as a AD or promotion just a suggestion 🙂 please dont be mad!!!)
The Dora The Explorer John Yaniv JY video I can not find it on meowtube. Help! Fair warning you will be singing the song for a week or two.
Jon Yaniv | John Yaniv | Jessica Yaniv Simpson
40 Days PoCo Traffic Court – May 6, 2022
44 Days VCHA Settlement Conference May 10
54 Days JY vs Rebel Media – Dismissal Application May 20
58 Days Fire Alarm, False Reporting, Assault Charge – First Appearance – May 23
58 Days Assault Charge – Trial – May 24, 25, 2022
94 Days Threats, Mischief Charges – Trial June 29/30
Help! Ruff Ruff! It stink here! Ruff Ruff! Me not get walkies! Ruff Ruff! Me trapped here! Ruff Ruff! Me sad here! Ruff Ruf! Help! Ruff Ruff!
Okay, if y’all thought Jonboy was the only one…
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5EQo-oDgqH4&t=384s
He looks like JV also both seem to think talking to young kids is normal.