Jessica Yaniv Simpson, also known as “Abdomen Overweight” (we say AO for short) in the medical community, recently attempted to threaten a woman on Facebook. The results were as expected – hilariously weak and entirely pathetic.
First, what is Fat Jon gonna do to “end” someone? Come on Jon. The only thing you’ve ever ended is a Weight Watchers free trial.
Her response: Gold.
Apparently Pedo Jon thinks this is scary? He’ll put this woman “through the wringer” and “spit her out”? Is he the wringer? Is he going to eat her? Is this a documented case of Jonathan threatening to eat a human?
Oh, and “mess with me and you’re done”. Jonathan Gill, I’ve been messing with your fat ass for years. Fuck outta here, you candy ass.
I love how he thinks this stuff is intimidating. People know Jon for who he is these days. He’s impotent – in every way.
If you want to send Jon a piece of your own mind for his efforts to threaten and intimidate a woman on Facebook, refer to this article for several great ways to contact him.
Hey Jon I’m the one who keeps contacting everyone who reacts or comments on your Facebook posts. Lisa Marie is my Facebook. Unblock me and threaten me, fat man.
“Didn’t you used to live in Quincy?”
Wow–those clearly are the words of an all-knowing, all powerful, and very dangerous man. Clearly a fat force to be reckoned with!
While this is hilarious in that he is pathetically powerless and an idiot, it’s also very serious. This is the behaviour of an unhinged and dangerous lunatic and it has no place in civilized society. We have all seen his massive body used as a weapon and he could seriously injure a small Woman or Senior Citizen and we know Seniors are his new target. This has to be formally reported to the Langley RCMP. I’m sick and fucking tired of this menace threatening everyone he chooses to dislike. It’s not ok and if it were you or I doing that we would be n jail after this many incidents! Perhaps an affidavit to the Judge in his upcoming criminal threats trial??? What’s good for the goose and all ♀️
The problem is it has to be one of FF’s (Fat F*ck’s) VICTIMS who does the complaining to the police. For one reason or another (ranging I am guessing from fear to can’t-stop-rolling-around-on-the-floor-laughing), none of FF’s innumerable “victims” seem to be willing and able to bear this minimal burden and do their duty as good citizens and anti-pedos. It’s very frustrating–but there really is nothing of any substance we can do from outside looking in.
I am the person he threatened. This is my facebook. I am American however; would there be even a point of reporting this to them? Having said that, I would be happy to do so. Such a coward he is. Hope is doesn’t call INTERPOL on me!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂
End her ?
Lol what? By sitting on her ?
Hopefully this will find its way to Yanivs college where hes pretending to be Perry Mason
What a muppet
Now you would really think that little jon would not threaten people at the moment, i mean what if someone would send those to the Lawyer that leads the Assault charges against him in 24 days? or to the Lawyer that leads the charges for uttering threats in 127 days?
Not saying that someone should forward this to those Lawyers, but if someone would do it, it could strenghten their cases against Little Jon
I wonder if a judge could be compelled to add a condition for a social media ban. If Amy Hamm or Rebel media could show the defamation occurred through social media, could JSY be told to delete their twitter and Facebook accounts ( I am sure this thought is terrifying to big Jess)?
This could also affect Big Jess’ modest earning ability (Mr Swirl, Expedia).
A Social Media ban would certainly reduce Big Jess’ ability to source fodder for HRT complaints, and BC Civil Resolution Tribunal.
Yes Plz Only Truth Social for JY!
Also I should mention that in addition to my husband, who runs and works out there is my 19 year old son, who is a college level athlete. He works out approx. 3 hours per day and I am pretty sure he could hoist John over his head and spin him around with one hand while eating a sandwich with the other. My husband is also friendly with just about every police officer in our time, due to his job. In short, like most normal people I am surrounded by love and friends and happiness and have plenty of people to help me if needed. Unlike Jon. I think there should be a t shirt for those of us threatened by him. At the very least a secret handshake. Have a great day everyone!!!
I would call his local RMCP and inquire. Tell him you have evidence you can email them if they’re interested. A lot of cops are looking for an excuse not to get involved (human nature leans towards minimizing one’s work load) so may invoke the “oh you’re not from around here” excuse–but explain to them you’d like to file a complaint and that you understand JY has a couple of crim cases coming up and were wondering if you could file a sworn affidavit. It won’t hurt to ask!
But do you really want your Husband to hoist that tub of lard over his head?
Sure it sounds like fun to see him flailing around in the air, but the fun stops the moment he pisses himself.
There is no man on earth that could live Jessica Yaniv over his head.
Even though you are not local it is definitely worth a phone call to @LangleyRCMP (or even your local police who can then reach out to the Langley detachment). They may not open a file but will certainly add it to existing file(s). It adds to the weight of evidence, if they ever go after him. If nothing else, if your police are aware of the threats & pass the information on to the Border police, he will then be on their radar, should he ever try to cross the border. He probably wont’ be able to with a criminal record from the upcoming trails, but he could always apply for a pardon, etc. in the the future. The point is to make his life as shitty as ever so he can see what a real grinder can do especially since he keeps talking about going to Vegas or visiting young girls he has met on Omegle, etc.
Meow Mix maybe WIlt Chamberlin or Andre the Giant at his peak…..but pretty much yeah.
“Spit you out?” The fat fucker has never spat anything out in his life, that’s why he’s about 40 stone. He’s a laughing stock, a joke and a waste of oxygen and any law firm stupid enough to employ him might find these exchanges very interesting. By the way…why does he look constipated in his photo?
EunuchJon reminds one of the „Black Knight“ in Monty Python.
He has a lot of flesh to wound
Dear Dumpster Crotch,
You know my real name because I told you over two years ago. You’ve made repeated threats to ruin me personally & professionally yet nothing has happened, not even once.
You ever going to put up or shut up? Come on fatbody, you know where I work..bring it on.
Kindest regards,
JN
Johnny Boy remember when you pulled your fake alarm and screaming like a bitch help me someone help me because of DFS. If there was a match between DFS VS JYS I would put money for DFS to kick your fat ass even to put you in the hospital.
What you did to DFS I hope someone drops your fat ass at your court hearing even your incest mom
“Watch how quickly I can end you. Wanna play? I’m sure you won’t like the outcome.”
ROFL bro thinks he’s some motherfucking badass out of a movie or something. Hilarious to see him trying desperately to gain the upper hand during the short exchange ending with “Didn’t you use to live in Quincy?” as a lame scare tactic, when that turned out false he left with his limp phantom dick in his hand.
You’re a limp dick, Jon. We all know you only threaten teenage girls and people from other countries, ie. people who pose no threat to you… give someone who lives in Langley and can kick your ass, you’d block and spend the next few days shut in your condo and watching out your window. Nobody’s afraid of you because your threats are emptier than your mom’s bank account and you look hideous.
You’re a useless sack of shit and should resign yourself to being a lolcow and providing people laughter at your own expense. The internet has been searching for its next Chris Chan… tag you’re it.
Ha ha ha, you fat slob, she’s an old lady and she has a husband and she’s not one iota scared of you, nobody is. She lives in the States, her husband has hand guns and long arms so you better be tooled up fatso. I knew a bloke like you, he would make spurious random threats to the wrong people very often, in fact you remind me of him, he was weak and a born coward. His name was Stephen Cookson, Google him, his severed head was found washed up on Rottnest Island Beach in Perth in 2013. I came over to Canada to seek you out for a chat and you shit yourself and went to live on your mother’s balcony for two months until I went back home. Jon, I have seen blokes like you, weak bullies, when eventually you are confronted with an angry large man with a baseball bat, you will scream and cry like a squealing fat pig and beg for your life as the shit is literally beaten out of you. It’s coming, don’t you worry about that Rambo. It will be filmed for all to see. Can’t wait for your Rebel News affidavit and your cross examination, the laughs will be phenomenal, the financial loss to you, massive.
Did he call the coppers on you when you were there? I imagine they probably told him “Sorry, but all our officers are out on a call, if he’s waiting to beat the shit out of you… well, don’t go outside. We’ll be there as soon as possible (not)” 😀
Seriously I think one day he’s going to threaten someone he thinks is a soft target who turns out to be otherwise. Didn’t I read about him threatening some 15 year old girl and her friends… the girl he allegedly met up with? Can you imagine if she’d told her friends? You think a bunch of 15 year olds are going to stand for a transpervert threatening them? Or do you think they’d pile in a car, hunt Jonboy down and jump and curb stomp him in the parking lot? And what’s he going to do when he’s faced with a big guy with a baseball bat? His usual move of backing away and warning the guy with his phone to his ear? He’ll have the shit beat out of him before his fingers can hit “dial”.
It’s not wishful thinking, Jon, it’s the law of averages. Or put it another way… the more you go around looking for trouble, the more likely you’re gonna find it.
I actually expect him to insult or bully the wrong WOC who has a relative in one of BC notorious Indian or Chinese gangs to take care of the Yaniv issue. Although the Hells Angels or another 1 percenter might want a piece of him. The RCMP will never find the body & have to put up the Miriam demanding they find her precious daughter Why should you end being potentially arrested for taking out the trash?
If I chopped fasto up into five pieces I reckon I could lift him over my head!
Pfft. Jy your doxxing skills are pathetically out dated. Stop the tough act. You pulled a panic alarm when you saw dfs in a hallway.
Get real.
Meanwhile this clown can’t even beready for trial. Tick tock bitch