Jessica Yaniv Simpson has filed a lawsuit, claiming to be representing Miriam Yaniv and Ilana Altman, in BC Supreme Court. This lawsuit was filed May 20, 2021 and served on various defendants in a series of hilarious, cringeworthy livestreams.
In Yaniv’s lawsuit, he points out (for no reason) that he’s a trans woman (only on paper and in his pants, not in reality) and he alleges:
- The RCMP sexually assaulted Miriam Yaniv and Ilana Altman.
- The RCMP falsely charged and imprisoned both.
- The RCMP failed to care for both.
- The RCMP violated their charter rights.
Yaniv’s initial statement of facts say that he is acting as the legal advocate for Miriam and Ilana but neither is named as a plaintiff. His statement of fact goes on to say his own age and that he is an LGBTQ2SIA and human rights activism (LOL!). Nothing at all about Miriam and Ilana.
In the lawsuit, Yaniv is requesting an unstated amount of money for general damages, punitive damages, costs, health care costs, future care costs, loss of earnings, future loss of earnings, interest, etc.
These are my quick first thoughts:
- This is Yaniv’s sexual assault fantasy, written out. It also includes hints of his suicide fantasies.
- Nobody has had an erect penis around Miriam and Ilana other than Jon, and that won’t happen ever again.
- There is absolutely zero evidence to support anything here. Even Miriam and Ilana’s own pictures showing their bruises don’t support Jon’s claims of lacerations.
- The RCMP will have witnesses and more credibility than Jon could ever have.
I predict the entire thing will be thrown out and you’ll be firmly reprimanded by the Court for acting as an attorney. The BC Supreme Court doesn’t play games Jon. You’re screwed. We’ll all enjoy the #SerialLoser show.
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This asshole knows his life is over. But he wants to be a prick til the very last minute It just shows you how pathetic his life has become. He’s miserable and thinks everyone else should be too
Ahh Poor Johnny, still clinging to the dream that one day one of his fake lawsuits will pay off big and he’ll never have to get a job, and be able to sit and eat pizza, while watching underage girls on TikTok.
Your dream (and our nightmare) is thankfully never going to happen you 98% Lard idiot. This’ll be thrown out, and the Supreme Court and RCMP will both thank you for the good laugh. (As will we!)
So is Jessica the plaintiff or legal advocate? As far as I recall you can’t practice law in Canada representing someone other than yourself without being a member of the bar. Secondly that’s some wild accusations that Gafka was rubbing his erect penis sexually assaulting Miriam and Iliana. Was Jessica reading penthouse forum between searching laws. Someone has gone fully “ delusionable” Third we don’t have Miranda rights in Canada and Yaniv’s interpretation of our charter is like using law and order from tv as your legal argument.
So I asked a paralegal and a seasoned lawyer how JYS could represent Miriam without a law degree. “Power of attorney” gives one the right to take over certain legal matters for a family members. Like paying their bills and accessing their accounts. If JYS got POA for mom and aunt, then they may be under the delusion by sheer “statement of words” that JYS is now an attorney, and that is why JYS is pretending to be all “lawyerish” for their mother and aunt. A psych doc friend of ours said there are so many mental health conditions going on with JYS and Miriam, that it would take more than a lifetime to unpack. But that same doc, based on all Yaniv info they have at hand, would start with folie a deux. “Madness for two.”
Well, this will get thrown out for numerous reasons but simply, the twats mother and aunt need to be the fcking plaintiffs not fat jon, LOL! Hey Fatty….I know you read each and every article on the mix, you can’t help yourself….so, read on fat fuck….
1. you are a total idiot
2. you are a total looser
3. you are a genetic monster
4. you are a total TROON
5. you will be bankrupt soon
6. you should be locked up for the rest of your pathetic sexless life
7. you are an INCEL
8. you are a predator
9. you are a total waste of space
10. you are hated by everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I read that as you are a TOON both equally for Jonny Boy The penisless Wonder perfectly.
Yaniv is fat
Welcome back. I missed your updates and appreciate your diligence on this matter.
Why are courts allowing this fat loser to make lawsuits?
Donald smith spent 39days in jail because of fat tub i do not have penis anymore.
Yaniv when you go to surrey jail go to seg asap
The guard’s will have fun with you in there
Ah, the essay length answers again. The “super story” is a hallmark to prolific liars. They have a story so planned out and filled with lies that they cannot naturally answer a short question without risking the lie in it’s entirety. And, FFS, JS- do you honestly believe you will get a position in marketing or business in any capacity? Your documents are always filled with spelling errors, run on sentences, incorrect use of verbiage, repetition, blatant copy/paste usage, disregard for the question being asked, and a general “sloppy” feel. The technical filing errors of this are plentiful I assume, so get ready to fail again.
Its bullshit, and JY knows it.
If this incident had actually happened, or was even suspected of happening, there would be charges against the officers. These officers would be suspended from active duty, and or placed on desk duty until the investigation was complete. However, these officers are still working. Nothing at all has changed for them. I’ve already confirmed with sources I know that work for the Township, that no officers are currently suspended or recently terminated.
Don’t expect this case to go anywhere. It’s just going to be another one of Jonathans failures.
If readers weren’t convinced before of Jonathan’s complete and total loss of all brain cells, they ought to be after this God forsaken, despicable act of insanity by Yaniv. It boggles my mind, how incredably bold(I’d go so far as to say ”ball-sy”, but you know…well…whatever)Yaniv actually is. The NERVE of this guy!! How he can actually file a complaint as serious as sexual assault-TWICE-toward a law enforcement officer…jeepers creepers, I can’t believe he still has the guts to walk Canadian streets, or get behind the wheel of his Nissan, anywhere when Mounties are out and about. Any normal person would be so afraid of crossing paths with law enforcement after making such allegations, that they’d move to a different continent! Everyone knows this can only end badly for Jonathan…that is, everyone except Jonathan himself.
Better get started heating the popcorn kernals now!! This showdown’s going to be worth the wait!!
Its bullshit. Pure and simple.
The only person on this planet that gets erect from Miriam or the aunt are Jonathan himself. Jon’s own father, Jack Yaniv didn’t even want Miriam, hence his history sleeping with other women. Its also laughable that he’s seeking damages of income for Miriam. She doesn’t have an income to begin with!
Saw he claimed they were sexually assaulted and thought ewww, not just a fetish for sexual assault but incest too! Yuck
Why the hell would police men sexually assault two old ladies? If they had done as the officers had asked, kept their hands/fists to themselves they wouldn’t have been cuffed. I can imagine them, sitting together planning what they would say happened. What money could the hope to scam out of the RCMP. Miriam should also be held responsible for the lying about Amy H supposedly (completely untrue) Assaulting Jonny in the women’s toilets.
I now know where Jonny’s bollocks went, he put them on paper, that is a whole lot of bollocks!
The officer rubbing against her!!! Come on Jonny, we know that’s part of your fantasies.
How are all 3 of you ‘profoundly’ disabled? Yes his mom has partial hearing and her sister has partial hearing. Still can’t imagine what Jonny’s disability is meant to be
the entire yaniv family should be Form 4’d
Jon, you’re not fucking lawyer you fat fucking moron. You can’t represent anybody in court dick head. Stop using the courts as a forum for your sexual fantasy and fetish of sexual assault, why is it that there seems to be non-stop seual assaults happening around your family, why is everyone interested in sexually assaulting you, your cunt mother and your poor long-suffering aunt. You’re the ugliest bloke on earth and the other two are fucking dried up old ladies, you’re the only one fucking your mum these days Jon, this court case will fuck you. You are about to be put right back in your box. Since you’ve had your cock chopped off you seem to be concentrating on the courts to cause mirth and mayhem rather than young girls, is this because your sex drive is gone now that your fake cunt is sealed shut forever, and now you have to use court filings as your cock and the courts as your vagina, this is a power and a sexual thing for you, having sex with the courts- you’re a fucking sick man and in any other western country you’d be locked up in a mental home by now, in fact the Supreme Court may do that to you once they see what you have filed and they realise you think you’re a barrister.
Yeah!! This is a brilliant comment!!
He’s listed himself as the plaintiff which is incorrect and there should also be a “Statement of Material Facts” from both Miriam and Ilana attached to the filing, I don’t see that anywhere and other evidence supporting his claim, where’s the photos and the videos & the hospital reports on their injuries?
Also, Miriam and Ilana should have lodged a complaint with the police department first before fatso took legal action so that they could have a chance to deal with it. That’s a requirement before you take legal action. Jon could get into a lot of trouble filing this because he’s impersonating a lawyer and the Supreme Court frowns on that for obvious reasons
Okay… i took a look at all the points…
1. Doesnt matter at all, and is propably a lie
2. Doesnt matter at all
3. Doesnt matter at all
4. Doesnt matter at all
5. Doesnt seem to matter at all, and also i dont think thats how it works. Because if he is responsible for the actions of the two others why go for the other two?
6. Seems to matter, so you know who you go after
7. Seems to matter, so you know who you go after
8. You already statet that in point 6
9. You already statet that in point 7
10. So the mother was at its residence suddenly a cop came, searched the flat in under 30 seconds and left.
(I have the feeling there is a lot missing there)
11. Grandma was at her own flat at 11:30 PM
12. Mother went back to Grandmas flat at an unspecified time between 11:30 AM and 12:30 PM.
13. On the way home Mother called an Whambulance because the bad cop yelled at her for less than 30 seconds.
14. At 12:30 PM Mommi took pills to make her feel better but didnt tell the Whambulance that the big bad cop was gone.
15. Appearently the Whambulance stopped for ice cream on the way, because they took 50 to 80 minutes to get there.
(Since we dont know when Mommy stopped crying and went home i just say she went home at Midnight)
But the Whambulance brought Yelling cop with them (they propably found him outside yelling at a disabled parking meter)
So Mommy said “No eberyting fine you dont come in, COBID POSITVE”
Yelly Cop was a Salesman in his former life and already had his foot in the door.
16. Mommy couldnt understand why she should let the EMT’s that she called into her Flat.
Even after the EMT’s offered some ice cream she couldnt understand.
Also Mommy found out that the Whambulance brought a second cop. (So nice of them to show him around)
17. Mommy doesnt want to do stuff thats against the law. You know, Stuff like Libel Slander Racism Letting cops that are needed to accompany the EMT’s she called into her flat.
18. Yelly cop than arrested Mommy under Section 136 of the mental health act, which interestingly doesnt allow him to remove Mommy from the flat, so he basically told her to stay home for the night.
19 Yelly cop than proceeded to smash mommys head into the overhead hood fan.
NOW WAIT A MINUTE!
The Standard Stove is 36 Inches tall, according to the NBC (National Building Code of Canada) the Standard height for an overhood fan to be installed needs to be 28 to 36 Inches from the cooktop.
Meaning at the lowest point it would be 64 Inches or 5.3 foot and at the highest it would be 72 Inches or 6 Foot of height to smash her head into that fan.
I have trouble believing that the Yelling cop did that.
20. Mommy than felt something she never felt before it was something hard, she didnt know what it was, but she knew it wasnt a police baton, a gun, a can of papperspray, a taser, a belt buckle, a pair of handcuffs,
or whatever RMPC officers wear on their belts. So it had to be a Penis!
21. Mommy yelled at Grandma to help her
22. Cop 2 Brought Grandma back to bed looking menacingly
23. Yelly cop appearently used that time to go full Ip Man on Mommy punching her in the Face (Front), Back, sides, and throughout her Body.
Seriously that guy channeled his inner Flash and attacked her from all sides… alone… within a few seconds. (Chuck Norris would be proud)
But all jokes aside… I dont think that happened that way.
24. Yelly Punchy cop did not inform Mommy of her right to retain and instruct counsel yadda yadda yadda 10(b) charter rights (look i googled it)
Lets take a look at that shall we?
10.
Everyone has the right on arrest or detention
to be informed promptly of the reasons therefor;
(He did that, remember Section 136 Medical Health Act?)
to retain and instruct counsel without delay and to be informed of that right; and
(Sure she can after he is done arresting and she is done resisting, Remember: Calling Time out while you are arrested to call your Lawyer wont work, there are no time outs during an arrest)
to have the validity of the detention determined by way of habeas corpus and to be released if the detention is not lawful.
(At that moment Grandma attacked the police Mommy Atacked the police… Guess what thats resisting an arrest which makes the arrest lawful
25. Okay… now Yelly Punchy cop appearently just barged in and startet punching without saying anything.
So were points 18, 19, and 20 a lie? Cause all what happened there appearently didnt happen in this point.
26. You can keep calling it unlawful, but that wont make it true
27. You already statet that in point 15.
28. Grandma thought the same thing as Mommy thought in point 16
29. Grandma like Mommy in point 17 doesnt want to do unlawfull stuff too.
30. You already wrote that in point 18…
31. Ohh look, its point 22 all over again.
32. Grandma is old and needs a cane.
33. Grandma wasnt arrested (yet) but came back downstairs… came back DOWNSTAIRS!
You seriuosly want to tell me that cop 2 pushed her all the way up the stairs back to her bedroom in point 22 and 31.
Jeez did they hire the national pushing champion?
34. Oh… now Yelly Punchy cop attacked Grandma too.
So he ran up to Grandma while Punching Mommy to punch Grandma too.
That guy can be everywhere, i see why they hired him for that job.
35. Now the two cops even had total control of Grandma while punching and beeing in control of Mommy dearest.
36. Grandma is scared now.
37. Yelly Punchy cop dragged Grandma down the rest of the stairs to get her out of the flat.
It was at that time that Grandma felt something she hasnt felt in a long time, it was hard and round… you know the drill it was a Penis instead of all the stuff the RCMP officer had dangeling on his belt.
38. Yelly Punchy Pervy cop handcuffed grandma. (Im just going out on a limp here but i think thats normal if you arrest someone)
39. Yelly Punchy Pervy cop didnt tell Grandma the stuff he didnt tell Mommy in point 24.
40. The Plaintiff was arrested…. Uhm… Wait a second wasnt Jonnyboy the Plaintiff? He wasnt even there? Or does Jonnyboy mean the Victim was arrested?
Yeah i scrolled up again, the only Plaintiff thats mentioned is Jonnyboy.
41. They even stopped in the middle of the road to medically assess Mommy. (How dare they!)
42. They never removed the Handcuffs from Mommy to medically assess her. (Well why should they? she just resistet an arrest, and attacked a cop)
43. They put her in a hospital and took all of her stuff. (Yeah thats propably the standard booking process for Section 136)
44. They even seperated the “Victim” over night (Guess what thats standard procedure so they cant make up a story together)
45. Mommy says she didnt do it
46. Grandma says she didnt do it either.
47. You already said that in point 38…
48. You already said that in point 39…
49. They even put her in a police car and drove her to the hospital.
(Yeah, sorry about that but we werent sure you would walk there and our horse carriage was in use at that time)
50. They gave her something she didnt know what but people looked at her and they tied her to the bed.
(Just admit it you wanted to be tied to the bed you pervert)
51. They even brought Mommy to the hospital but didnt make sure she would get medical help.
(Well guess what… NOT THEIR JOB!)
52. Mommy went home and Jonnyboy took some naked pictures of her at home.
(I might remember this wrong her, but the pictures i saw, you know the ones that Jonnyboy shared on Facebook, were taken in a Hospital)
53. Mommy is suicidal now! (Jonnyboy… Mommy has been suicidal since you were born!)
Okay thats it…
Im not reading it any further, i can feel my brain yelling for drugs that i dont have around here.
How stupid can that thing called Jonathan Jessica Serenity Yaniv Simpson be?
This will likely help the Any Hamm case since he is claiming another sexual assault on his mom now. It can be used to show that Yaniv makes shit up so he can use it as a weapon.
The problem is that everyone knows this about Yaniv now and won’t be getting away with it anymore. This lolsuit is going to be the case that initiates action against Yaniv by authorities.
Yaniv thinks he’s entitled to special treatment because he’s Yaniv but he’s not getting it anymore, this is the end for Yaniv.
Hey Jon, thanks for a couple of years of entertainment, you were a wonderful lolcow. 2021 is the year Yaniv loses it all, so enjoy the time we have with this diaper butt incel.
I predict the aunt is going to die on September 24th at 8:54 pm. She will depart with a smile on her face because she doesn’t have to deal Jon anymore.
Well, not only did he dox his full address in his public lolsuit, he doxed Miriam and Ilana’s full address as well:
8880 202nd St. PH4. That’s now in the public record for anyone in the public to see.
You are a fecking idiot, Jon.
Donald Smith is going to kick your ass in court on june 7th JYS
Open your cheque book fat ass
Don’t the police wear body cams?
It’s on video, you fucking moron. Get against the wall right now. You’ve overstayed your welcome on earth.
I pray to all things Holy that the aunt’s dog gets rehomed safely, and that no one is brain dead enough to inflict Jon Jessica Yaniv on a “service dog”. Please, please PLEASE…DO NOT LET AN ANIMAL ANYWHERE NEAR THIS PERVERTED PSYCHOPATH. It’s not even funny. I have nothing else to say.