Jessica Yaniv Simpson has filed a lawsuit, claiming to be representing Miriam Yaniv and Ilana Altman, in BC Supreme Court. This lawsuit was filed May 20, 2021 and served on various defendants in a series of hilarious, cringeworthy livestreams.
In Yaniv’s lawsuit, he points out (for no reason) that he’s a trans woman (only on paper and in his pants, not in reality) and he alleges:
- The RCMP sexually assaulted Miriam Yaniv and Ilana Altman.
- The RCMP falsely charged and imprisoned both.
- The RCMP failed to care for both.
- The RCMP violated their charter rights.
Yaniv’s initial statement of facts say that he is acting as the legal advocate for Miriam and Ilana but neither is named as a plaintiff. His statement of fact goes on to say his own age and that he is an LGBTQ2SIA and human rights activism (LOL!). Nothing at all about Miriam and Ilana.
In the lawsuit, Yaniv is requesting an unstated amount of money for general damages, punitive damages, costs, health care costs, future care costs, loss of earnings, future loss of earnings, interest, etc.
These are my quick first thoughts:
- This is Yaniv’s sexual assault fantasy, written out. It also includes hints of his suicide fantasies.
- Nobody has had an erect penis around Miriam and Ilana other than Jon, and that won’t happen ever again.
- There is absolutely zero evidence to support anything here. Even Miriam and Ilana’s own pictures showing their bruises don’t support Jon’s claims of lacerations.
- The RCMP will have witnesses and more credibility than Jon could ever have.
I predict the entire thing will be thrown out and you’ll be firmly reprimanded by the Court for acting as an attorney. The BC Supreme Court doesn’t play games Jon. You’re screwed. We’ll all enjoy the #SerialLoser show.
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This asshole knows his life is over. But he wants to be a prick til the very last minute It just shows you how pathetic his life has become. He’s miserable and thinks everyone else should be too
Ahh Poor Johnny, still clinging to the dream that one day one of his fake lawsuits will pay off big and he’ll never have to get a job, and be able to sit and eat pizza, while watching underage girls on TikTok.
Your dream (and our nightmare) is thankfully never going to happen you 98% Lard idiot. This’ll be thrown out, and the Supreme Court and RCMP will both thank you for the good laugh. (As will we!)
So is Jessica the plaintiff or legal advocate? As far as I recall you can’t practice law in Canada representing someone other than yourself without being a member of the bar. Secondly that’s some wild accusations that Gafka was rubbing his erect penis sexually assaulting Miriam and Iliana. Was Jessica reading penthouse forum between searching laws. Someone has gone fully “ delusionable” Third we don’t have Miranda rights in Canada and Yaniv’s interpretation of our charter is like using law and order from tv as your legal argument.
So I asked a paralegal and a seasoned lawyer how JYS could represent Miriam without a law degree. “Power of attorney” gives one the right to take over certain legal matters for a family members. Like paying their bills and accessing their accounts. If JYS got POA for mom and aunt, then they may be under the delusion by sheer “statement of words” that JYS is now an attorney, and that is why JYS is pretending to be all “lawyerish” for their mother and aunt. A psych doc friend of ours said there are so many mental health conditions going on with JYS and Miriam, that it would take more than a lifetime to unpack. But that same doc, based on all Yaniv info they have at hand, would start with folie a deux. “Madness for two.”
Yaniv is fat
Welcome back. I missed your updates and appreciate your diligence on this matter.
Why are courts allowing this fat loser to make lawsuits?
Donald smith spent 39days in jail because of fat tub i do not have penis anymore.
Yaniv when you go to surrey jail go to seg asap
The guard’s will have fun with you in there
Ah, the essay length answers again. The “super story” is a hallmark to prolific liars. They have a story so planned out and filled with lies that they cannot naturally answer a short question without risking the lie in it’s entirety. And, FFS, JS- do you honestly believe you will get a position in marketing or business in any capacity? Your documents are always filled with spelling errors, run on sentences, incorrect use of verbiage, repetition, blatant copy/paste usage, disregard for the question being asked, and a general “sloppy” feel. The technical filing errors of this are plentiful I assume, so get ready to fail again.
Its bullshit, and JY knows it.
If this incident had actually happened, or was even suspected of happening, there would be charges against the officers. These officers would be suspended from active duty, and or placed on desk duty until the investigation was complete. However, these officers are still working. Nothing at all has changed for them. I’ve already confirmed with sources I know that work for the Township, that no officers are currently suspended or recently terminated.
Don’t expect this case to go anywhere. It’s just going to be another one of Jonathans failures.
If readers weren’t convinced before of Jonathan’s complete and total loss of all brain cells, they ought to be after this God forsaken, despicable act of insanity by Yaniv. It boggles my mind, how incredably bold(I’d go so far as to say ”ball-sy”, but you know…well…whatever)Yaniv actually is. The NERVE of this guy!! How he can actually file a complaint as serious as sexual assault-TWICE-toward a law enforcement officer…jeepers creepers, I can’t believe he still has the guts to walk Canadian streets, or get behind the wheel of his Nissan, anywhere when Mounties are out and about. Any normal person would be so afraid of crossing paths with law enforcement after making such allegations, that they’d move to a different continent! Everyone knows this can only end badly for Jonathan…that is, everyone except Jonathan himself.
Better get started heating the popcorn kernals now!! This showdown’s going to be worth the wait!!
Its bullshit. Pure and simple.
The only person on this planet that gets erect from Miriam or the aunt are Jonathan himself. Jon’s own father, Jack Yaniv didn’t even want Miriam, hence his history sleeping with other women. Its also laughable that he’s seeking damages of income for Miriam. She doesn’t have an income to begin with!
I now know where Jonny’s bollocks went, he put them on paper, that is a whole lot of bollocks!
The officer rubbing against her!!! Come on Jonny, we know that’s part of your fantasies.
How are all 3 of you ‘profoundly’ disabled? Yes his mom has partial hearing and her sister has partial hearing. Still can’t imagine what Jonny’s disability is meant to be
the entire yaniv family should be Form 4’d
He’s listed himself as the plaintiff which is incorrect and there should also be a “Statement of Material Facts” from both Miriam and Ilana attached to the filing, I don’t see that anywhere and other evidence supporting his claim, where’s the photos and the videos & the hospital reports on their injuries?
Also, Miriam and Ilana should have lodged a complaint with the police department first before fatso took legal action so that they could have a chance to deal with it. That’s a requirement before you take legal action. Jon could get into a lot of trouble filing this because he’s impersonating a lawyer and the Supreme Court frowns on that for obvious reasons
Well, not only did he dox his full address in his public lolsuit, he doxed Miriam and Ilana’s full address as well:
8880 202nd St. PH4. That’s now in the public record for anyone in the public to see.
You are a fecking idiot, Jon.
Donald Smith is going to kick your ass in court on june 7th JYS
Open your cheque book fat ass
Don’t the police wear body cams?
It’s on video, you fucking moron. Get against the wall right now. You’ve overstayed your welcome on earth.
I read that as you are a TOON both equally for Jonny Boy The penisless Wonder perfectly.
Yeah!! This is a brilliant comment!!
I pray to all things Holy that the aunt’s dog gets rehomed safely, and that no one is brain dead enough to inflict Jon Jessica Yaniv on a “service dog”. Please, please PLEASE…DO NOT LET AN ANIMAL ANYWHERE NEAR THIS PERVERTED PSYCHOPATH. It’s not even funny. I have nothing else to say.