There isn’t a whole lot to say here folks besides, “What the hell is this guy thinking?”
The short version is Jonny thinks his neighbour set a fire intentionally and he’s trying to capitalize on it. The documents are below.
Jonny has been seen lately in a couple different area hotels and he’s been bragging about doing renos on Snapchat. I guess this is how the creep intends to pay for it. What a crook!
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Oh what a fat, lying sack of shit.
“I am suing for business losses” – You made no mention in your statement about how this supposed damage has affected your (non existent) business. Prove that your business is profitable first dickwad.
Let’s face it, we all know you went around spraying and pouring water around your condo just so you could get some free repairs. I hope you lose.
$5,000 in business losses – $200/day, lol. And he has a safe in his closet!
How is it fucking possible to be this bloody STUPID?!?!?? His neighbours didn’t maliciously set off the sprinklers in order to harm him!!!! He would have been better off calling it negligence but instead he crosses that out to go with malicious?! Yaniv is too stupid to be living on his own and should definitely not be operating a motor vehicle if these lawsuits are to be an indicator of his critical thinking skills! How many people does he have to do this to before the Courts put a stop to this BS?! He is the very definition of a vexatious litigant FFS!
Another day, another attempt to scam huh.
Although I am so confused what he is claiming.
Didn’t he used to own a dog.. and didn’t the video showed a other part of units? Unless sprinklers go off everywhere. Also wondering what’s in the safe.
(I’m a very curious person. I can’t help it. It’s a curse!)
The lady’s surname says it all in yanny world! His airway closed for 12 minutes… seriously? Unless you have immediate medical intervention you’d die!
Just another scam to get pocket money for when he’s inside.
I’m sure I read that yanny said ‘there’s no damage’! Damn lucky it only took 7 minutes for fire fighters to arrive. He’s moaning and creating bs, I’m sure the people living in the green fell tower block in London would have been grateful for those sprinklers Jonny. People lost not just homes and property but lives.
Elaine Choi, I’m sorry that you had a fair, if that’s not bad enough you now have this pathetic little c**t trying to sue you Counter sue him back for stress and his threatening behaviour.
Well, seems that Mr, and Mrs Choo need contacted and directed to MM. Their lawyers can use info to exploit all these lies. Hope he is forced produce his “business ” records , as I’m sure there’s plenty fraud going on there too, like an Ontario trip as “business” trip? Oh and I bet the child porn and spy cam hard drives, videos,pictures etc are in the precious safe.
Waaaaait, wait, wait. At the end of August, Miriam’s pretty ickle princess swore out an affidavit (https://meowmix.org/yaniv-fee-waiver-affidavit/) saying he was indigent and should not have to pay court costs because his monthly income is a mere $500. Here he’s claiming it’s $5,000.
If the Choos aren’t reading here (hello, if you are), they need to know about this.
“I lifted the carpet and looked at the underpad which was stinky and soaked with water.”
Okay, I can’t be the only one who laughed at this… it’s underlay not an underpad… the obsession is getting worse… JJYS is seeing pads everywhere!!!
Oh Jessica Jonathan Yaniv Simpson you fucking halfwit. You really take the cake – and the ribs with 2 carb sides (couldn’t even invite a vegetable to that gluttonous feast after crying poor to get your fees waived) and your beloved fully loaded nachos! Your cute bubbly little girl self deserves all the shaming, fat or otherwise, for the harm you bring upon actual little girls. Evil toad.
Another illiterate masterpiece from the boy who was going to write his LSATs when he could squeeze in the time between suing hardworking new Canadians trying to provide a better life for their families; accusing petite nursing mothers of rape (Jon, even if this was remotely true – you can’t rape the willing as you have more bizarre fetishes than reddit could ever have subs for); torturing a mentally challenged man and having him incarcerated for 39 days; preying upon young girls on social media who have been taught to validate mental illness over their own safety and biological reality; seeking a girlfriend on lesbian apps – you really need someone to just be there for you. That pitiful snivelling video crying for a girlfriend. Why don’t you date a trans woman who is also a lesbian – so many of them on the same apps with the same complaints as you.
How will we amuse ourselves when you eventually get committed? You have really outdone yourself with this one. I presume the Choos are professionals with degrees that are beyond some Social Justice University (Devry for Incels if you will). The Choos are likely due a defence from their condo insurance as your keen eye as a renowned reconstruction expert in Langley has ascertained that it is not plausible for the sprinklers to be triggered by a fire which started due to an unattended pot left on the stove. The Choos’ insurer will rely on their investigation and expert reports generated as a result. Who is a Judge going to believe? An obese mfkr incel wearing a floral sofa slipcover from Value Village or a group of professionals who have expertise in these matters? Hmmm … that’s a tricky one. Seeing as you don’t have the sense God gave a Chia Pet, I am just going to go out on a limb and surmise you’re toast Jon. I hope this ends as spectacularly as your physio claim which is likely why you were setting up this claim from the day after it occured. You knew the physio claim had no teeth. There is no way the physio lawyers offered you so much as a toonie. At least, I hope they didn’t.
What kind of medical miracle are you to have your airways close for 12 minutes and still be on this side of the grass? Next time, go to the light Jon, they have a buffet.
What business losses did you sustain when you are currently trying to swindle WorkSafeBC? You ate all of your CERB payments. JY Knows Sweet Fuck All has never turned a profit. The Court is not going to take your well documented mendacious racist word for these losses, you are going to have to have actual proof that will be forensically audited. You have invited a counter-suit from the Choos and I hope they do so. I hope they ask for punitives as your animus towards the Canadians you deem not as authentically Canadian as you who is first generation and speaks a second language, is well documented from the waxers to the service providers you whinge about in tweets. The nerve of you complaining that some people are “umm, how do I say this, not so clean”. That GoPro you have around your necks should be a roach motel, you filthy swine.
You were able to do something most of us in this COVID hellscape have dreamt of doing since lockdown – take off on a cross country escapade, of course most wouldn’t chose their companion to be their incestuous lover but I’m quibbling, that’s a score for you and Mad Miriam – the very embodiment of the old MadTV skit “Lowered Expectations”. Folk around the world would have loved an opportunity to escape from the monotony of our quarantine cells. You’re going to have to explain that expenditure. How can you afford a stay in a luxury boutique hotel in downtown Toronto? I’m sure you were partaking of some of the nearby restaurants. A growing girl needs hourly meals and travelling is exhausting.
How unfortunate that this incident occurred during your annual bath. My heart and olfactory senses go out to your poor neighbours.
The most obvious issue with your stupid claim is that if actual damage was sustained by your unit, BCAA would have been contractually obligated to respond to remedy the damages you are seeking (save for the malicious tort you think you can justify with no actual evidence or facts that you are going to rely on in litigation). Your property damages should be taken up with BCAA and not the Choos. But you are dumb as a box of rocks and knew that you had no claim with BCAA and would rather tie up our overburdened courts in the time of a plague of biblical proportions. BCAA will no doubt be added as third party by the Choos counsel and hopefully this will lead to your termination as their client. You are a bad risk Jonny boy, if that’s not already clear. It is nigh impossible to keep gaming the equity in your property without same being insured. Eventually, the piper demands payment.
Phoenix Restoration is a well known property remediation expert in the insurance field, if your unit had sustained damage, they would have seen it and your insurer would have been billed accordingly. To think that a vendor would turn down legitimate work that can be paid for by an insurer. Especially during these economically challenging times. But you don’t think, do you Jon? Your deductible is part of doing business Jon and you are obligated to pay same as per the insurance contract. The Choos are not obligated to pay same, unless they are at fault.. If your wet carpet was “stinky” it was likely due to your well documented poor hygiene or one of your leaking overburdened Depends Mr. Pissypants. Those filthy hooves of yours and your hippo in a tutu stomping about your wee condo likely pulverized the carpet into the underlying flooring. I suspect that you were using this fire as an opportunity to get a facelift to your shabby, filthy abode.
If you are indeed displaced from your home and business as you allege, how did Langley Resident see you just a few days ago with your scarred upper lip? If you are living with your motherlover and your poor Aunt, it is just as it always is – their pensions paying for your greedy wants. Lies on top of lies with a sprinkling of fibs.
Your endgame has to be shunning. And a long stay at a mental health facility where your housed and fed and given the best drugs. To sue the Town in which you live and make such bold accusations against your previous handmaidens the RCMP, this is not going to end well for you. That’s going to be another amazing case – if only civil matters were open to public viewing in the preliminary stages. We will all have popcorn ready when karma chomps down on your flaccid egg shaped micro dick.
Since you dyed your lice trap that washed out grape kool-aid colour, I cannot be the only one who sees that you are now a doppelganger for Rusty Dennis. No? Just me? I’m not making fun of Rusty Dennis, that brave soul was everything you are not and lived a full beautiful life in spite of his physical challenges. He is mourned to this day. He had a medical reason for his physical appearance. Whereas you, freak on a leash are just a fully realized curse that was put on an ancestor several centuries ago. Your death will bring relief to all. I doubt one person you interacted with will ever shed a tear of grief or feel the ripples of your loss through the time they remain on earth. What a shame, Jon. How you can chose to keep doubling down on your assholery is beyond me. I wonder what that psych evaluation revealed about you. You must be beyond redemption.
I’m rambling. You enrage me and it’s making my migraine worse. Die in a grease fire Pedo and do us all a favour. I hate you. I hate you. I really hate you.
Grease fire? Is self combustion a thing?
Yes. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spontaneous_human_combustion
very well said
Attention, historians: On the evening of August 6, 2020, Jonathan Gill Yaniv / Jessica Jonathan Yaniv / Jessica Simpson HAD A BATH.
To which government office do I submit a proposal for a new national holiday commemorating such a rare event so beneficial to all other Canadians?
*allegedly
How did the fat bastard manatee even fit in the tub?
Thats completely alleged as we all know every other word that falls from his fat gullet is a lie, maybe he was thinking about taking a bath, and just said he had one. Then again, the water on the floor couldve been from him trying to fit into that tiny tub and it just displaced the water throughout the filth den, seems plausible.
I really don’t think Johnny Boy is sueing enough people yet, he can find more excuses to sue more people I reckon, just for our personal entertainment then the crash will be spectacular when it finally comes because you and I know he has no chance whatsoever of winning any of these cases. This is plainly indicated by his rambling and incoherent submission above, he thinks he’s the ducks nuts when it comes to the law, but luckily that’s only in his delusional little mind, you are right, this is not going to end well. Please Mr Choo, countersue!
John is unbelievable with his constant bull$hit. Hey John you can add this lawsuit to all the other failures in your life, it’s quite unusual to see somebody fail this bad in life on any level:
John you failed at making any friends. Your mom is your only companion.
Failed in all attempts to have a relationship with anybody of the opposite gender. Then you tried to pretend to switch teams and you still can’t.
Failed at business with your IT business.
Failed at having any job.
Failed at BC HRT to have woman wax your peanuts and egg.
Switching last names to avoid your past.
But it’s not all gloom and doom you did excell at making fool of yourself:
Your ball waxing case and the $6000.00 fine it came with.
Being a convicted criminal.
Ridicule and scorn from your neighbours and ppl all over the world. That’s quite impressive.
Let’s start a betting pool:
What will happen first?
John loses his virginity or wins one of these frivolous lawsuits?
Looking at it now, not great odds on either.
*I* predict Yaniv will sue his 24-year-old girlfriend for not having hot lez sex on the beach with him while Miriam videos it yelling “I am witchew. I am witchew.” But the girlfriend lives in New Hampshire, you guys, and can’t cross the border right now. No, srsly.
It took me a few seconds to puzzle out witchew. Then I laughed. Thank you for that
Did he win against the physio?? He wanted $35 000, he got $2250. I say they(physiotherapist) threw the case and Yaniv didn’t win.
So it’s still on, Yaniv loses virginity or wins, what will happen first.
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The insurance company for the physiotherapist must have had crappy lawyers. 10 years of school and they couldn’t shred a guy who doesn’t know what gender he is.
A retired lawyer friend of mine recently looked over all the recent lawsuits filed by JY. She told me that there’s absolutely no way JY will win on ANY of the cases.
You hear that JY? Its a good thing you are acclimatized to being a desperate loser, otherwise you might actually be surprised when judges dismiss the rest of these, or when you are counter-sued for losses and expenses.
Stupid motherfucking fake trans pedophile, your time is up!