Scammer Jessica Yaniv Simpson, aka Jessica Serenity Simpson, has filed a lawsuit against the driver and owner the car that barely crashed into them in September 2020, alleging they’ve caused lifelong and irreversible damages.
I want to preface this entire story with some pictures of Jessica’s car, post collision.
The car was a write-off, but that doesn’t take much. The book value of a low end 2009-era Corolla is sub-$10,000, and it takes nothing to reach $10K in damage on modern cars. A trunk lid, rear bumper cover, fenders, paint, etc. Body shops don’t bang out dents, especially in plastic. Panels are replaced and painted these days.
That isn’t to say the collision was serious. It certainly happened, and we have the video, but it was minor by every measure.
Here’s what JY was posting to social media in the days after. You can clearly see he’s been setting this scam up since day 1.
I also think it’s important to raise the question about whether or not JY caused the collision. I’m not saying he did, but he’s a notoriously dangerous driver, and a well-known scammer. Could he have slammed on his brakes? Yes, technically still the person’s fault for rear-ending him, but he may have influenced it.
Now, this lolsuit…
JY has filed the lawsuit against the driver, E. Cumyn, and the vehicle owner, Southwestern Flowtech & Environmental Ltd. In it, JY alleges that Cumyn was driving too fast, failing to keep a proper lookout, driving without brakes or without using the brakes, failing to keep a vehicle under control, fail to take precautions to avoid collisions, failing to stop or slow down to avoid a collision, failing to ensure the vehicle was mechanically sound, driving a vehicle while knowing it may be mechanically unsound, driving without due care or attention, and following too closely. In other words, every boilerplate cause of a collision he could possibly squeeze in.
As a result of the above, JY alleges he suffers from, and will continue to suffer from physical and mental injuries including (are you ready?)…
- head
- neck
- shoulders
- arm, wrists, hands, and fingers
- back
- hips
- legs
- pelvis
- headaches
- migraines
- fatigue
- insomnia
- learning disability symptoms
- anxiety
- depression
- memory difficulties
- sleep difficulties
- dizziness
- concussion and post-concussion symptoms
- vision difficulties/photophobia
- chronic widespread pain
- psychosocial and behavioural changes
- other injuries that may develop or become known in the future.
Let that soak in a little.
There’s a million things we could say about that list but I’ll leave it at this: virtually every one of those claims is entirely medically unprovable and relies solely on his word to support it.
His scamsuit goes on to claim that the injuries have and will continue to cause suffering, loss of enjoyment of life, permanent physical disability, loss of earning capacity, past and future, and loss of housekeeping capacity, past and future. He adds that he’ll be more susceptible to future injuries and degenerative changes because of this.
I’m going to leave that little tidbit for our friends in the comments. Yikes.
Lastly, JY says he has sustained damages for the cost of medical treatment, and will continue to do so, and that his family members have to care for him now.
And now I’m going to weigh in with my opinion…
JY, a known scammer and con artist, has filed a lawsuit alleging a driver did every copypasta bad thing he could find and crashed into him, causing every unprovable medical ailment he could possibly tie to a collision of this nature. He goes on to claim it’s cost him money, and that his dear family has to look after him, and he can’t clean his house because of it. He left out the fact that he was a fat slob before this, and he’ll be a fat slob forever, and his only family has been living their best lives since he was banned from their condo.
JY says he lost earning potential, while leaving out the fact that he’s basically never held a real job for more than a few months because he’s too stupid and creepy to do it. He leaves out the fact that he has never had a viable social life, and has always had learning disabilities, and required special ed in school. Instead, he says the driver that crashed into him hit him so hard it whacked his brain and social skills into another dimension.
Sure.
JY’s claim was filed in BC Supreme Court by what appears to be a reputable class action and injury law firm Slater Vecchio LLP of Vancouver. To me, this says one of two things. Either the firm believes he has a case and has taken it on a contingency basis, which I think is unlikely, or JY has paid them to file a lawsuit on his behalf, hoping to intimidate the defendants into a quick settlement instead of going up against a big law firm. This is more likely to me.
JY is unlikely to have put up enough money up front to secure their services through a trial, which would easily exceed $50,000. I would bet that he put up a minimum hoping they would file for him and try to look tough, and that’s that.
It’s also worth bringing up that BC’s government insurance agency ICBC isn’t referenced here. ICBC switched to a no-fault model after this collision, which leaves the door open for a lawsuit for JY, but ICBC is still likely to step in for the defendant and they are very, very good at dealing with these kind of scams. An entire post could likely be made about ICBC, but I’m not an expert and leave that to the comment section.
For an award, JY asks for “general damages, special damages, interest”, and a trust fund award for past and future services by family members. I suspect he’s been reading too big legal cases and trying to apply it to his own.
Maybe he does have some mental disabilities after all.
20220823 - Jessica Simpson vs Cumyn and Southwestern Flowtech and Environmental Notice of ClaimIn case anyone finds it interesting, we’ve included links to a couple more videos where Yaniv discusses his “severe car accident”, or dances around like a complete idiot who isn’t in pain or trying to protect himself from future injuries.
Another fake claim will = another epic loss for this pimple.
Good, continue to make yourself look like a horse’s ass jon just in case anyone might have forgot what an epic lump of vexatious shit you really are.
Send the defence team links to meowmix. This case is over even before it bang.
I thought Jon had a Surrey law firm? The one known for lending out at payday loan interest rates against future settlements?
Hey Jon as you read this toss in the towel, not even Johnnie Cochran if he was alive could win this case.
We have his whole medical history, every single ailment can be disproven as a previous complaint by JY years before the fender bender. Hes trying to scam money, its all his life is, how much money can he scam out of people to support his fat ass lifestyle. Fk him man, hes a stain on society and he needs locked up for being a crazy scamming, cutting his own little willy off grifter! Get fked fat boy! You arent female, you werent female and you will never be female! Intersexed my ass!
Just by listing all those fake ailments, he’s already lost. The judge will see the scam for exactly what it is
For arguments sake, JY could suffer from all of the above injuries, however, perhaps eeight could be the perpetrator. This is coming from a fluffy individual – I have body/joint aches caused by my being overweight(not nearly to JY’s extent though), so I wouldn’t be surprised if most(if not all)these aches and pains of hers existed long before this collision.
If only he was a horse
Ps any law firm that doesn’t accept service by fax OR email really sucks…
Let’s not give this putrid sack of shit any ideas to help with it’s latest attempt to grift from the taxpayers of BC. I have already thought through several scenarios where things can go badly for this retarded prick, or go VERY badly for this retarded prick. Personally, I prefer for things to go VERY, VERY badly for this disgusting intestinal bovine extrusion. And I’m doing my part to encourage the scenario where things go very, very badly for our dear peaceful, honest, respectful girl Jessica AKA Serenity.
MVA legal assistant-YET.
“…they don’t know who their client is…YET”
Thank goodness yet again, for the lovely, conscientious and committed people behind MeowMix (and their followers)!
This is all pretty standard. Chances are they will get something out of ICBC… Pretty much everyone does. I don’t work at the firm mentioned but if I had to guess the firm took the case on contingency because they don’t know who their client is….
This doesnt make sense. I thought that the Canadians had single payer national health insurance. How could one incur sue for damages that will be paid by the government?
Lots of stuff isn’t covered by government health care. That’s the short answer. The vast majority of things you encounter in daily life are, but stuff like long term home care or income replacement are not. That’s what he’s seeking
Learn something new every day.
I honestly feel bad for the attorney. Could you imagine having to listen to that idiot’s drivel and take it seriously because it’s part of your job?
I don’t see any medical reports, shouldn’t they be attached as exhibits? I have no idea how Canadian insurance works, in the states you have to itemize pretty much everything. I had to include mileage at 50 cents per, submit dates & times of all appts. related to the accident etc. Then I had to get reports from all who provided treatment.
jonny has none of those, & he can’t. I’m sure this is something the lawyers have asked him to provide, I wonder if the lawyers know this?
It may be a good idea it someone reached out & informed them.
I don’t see him getting any more than go away money if her even gets that.
No, not in the notice of claim.
Maybe he does have some mental disabilities after all.”
“Maybe’
Huh??
MAYBE he is fat. MAYBE he is repulsive. COULD BE he smells. POSSIBLE he is a pedophile. PERHAPS he is a vexatious litigant. CHANCES ARE he’s a grifter. Never know MIGHT never have a real girlfriend.
Yeah–and MAYBE water is wet!
Does it mention JY eating 5000 calories a day – Everything he should not be eating with diabetes. Self Inflicted.
6
Days
Fire Alarm, False Reporting, Assault Charge – FXD – Sept 1
6
Days
Defamatory Libel Charge – APW/FAW – Sept 1
Funny he was still more than capable of flying across the country six times (three times each way) since then.
Once to stalk a minor, once to get assessed for his dick chopping, then the actual dick chopping.
He might get go away money but it won’t be much maybe a couple grand.
#DeTrans Awareness.