Grab your popcorn folks. Tonight may be the US election night and chaos may ensue but you can safely chill on your couch and laugh at Jessica Yaniv Simpson, thanks to a friend of MeowMix that was recently blocked by JY.
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There are a ton of pictures to follow later this week but because it’s going to be a tense night I’m going to dump the good stuff first. There is WAY too much stuff here to even begin to comment on, but I hope you guys will pick your favourite parts and post about them in the comments below!
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He’s gotten fatter
Dear Jon,
Stop trying to sound like a girl. You will never succeed. And that’s okay!
Stop trying to squeeze out fake tears. You look ridiculous.
Not shampooing for 3 weeks is not “going for the wet look”. Wash. Your. Fucking. Hair.
Yes. We saw your wrist brace. You made sure we saw it. To quote Chandler Bing: Could you BE any more obvious?
I am begging you to never ever attempt to be a DJ ever again. It’s painful to watch.
Stop using those ridiculous filters. You are a full grown adult. Stop it.
Stop claiming to be an innocent victim and giving out someone’s address all in the same breathe you absolute twat.
Stop claiming to be “terrified” of people. You’re not and you know it.
Stop saying “someone’s going to jail” unless it’s followed by the words “It’s me. I’m someone.”
Stop making the duck face! Stop it stop it stop it stop it! Just when I think you can’t possibly look more ridiculous, you post a selfie making that ridiculous face. STOP IT!
Stop thinking that Donald Trump Jr. is “obsessed” with you. Mentioning someone’s name twice is not an obsession. You better than anyone know this.
Stop saying you post makeup tutorials. Unless you say they are a lesson in what not to do when applying makeup. Seriously, stop it. You have ZERO makeup skills.
Stop making a big show of being in pain. It’s clearly staged and staged badly. You are a horrible actor.
I mentioned washing your hair, right? Just double checking. (wash your hair)
Stop posting pictures of GARBAGE food and saying “yum”. Everything you post looks like pig slop.
Stop spending taxpayer money to have Dairy Queen delivered. You’re a fucking diabetic you fucking idiot!
Stop smacking your lips. Stop saying “so yeah um…um…yeah…hehehehe um…yeah” do you understand how moronic it makes you seem? If you can’t spit out the sentence, shut your cake hole until you can. GOD!
If I think of more, I’ll add it. Until then,
Signed with unimaginable loathing,
Abby.
PS wash your hair.
Oh Abby, I needed all the giggles this gave me 🙂
I only made it through the first two before I had to take a tranquilizer. He just fills me with such disgust I can’t function. How much more incel can you be than sitting in the dark bobbing your huge head to dance music on snap chat? Who does this? And that voice! I call it the AGP voice. They all do it. Who are they listening too that they think this is how women sound? No woman talks like that.
I wish I could give this more then one like.
In short, Abbey reckons you’re a fat cunt! P.S. Wash your hair!
What many don’t know is CRB is taxable income so if someone has got it for 6 month your looking at $1200 your going to owe come tax time.
The real question is…how many teen girls is he sending these videos to?
A lot of whining about pain, doctors, and injuries…
I used to know someone who was abusing painkillers after a downhill bike accident mangled his bones back in 2015. The doctors knew he was taking them for too long and stopped prescribing them, that’s when he started doctor hopping and finding ‘new injuries’ to get scripts for. He was found using fent by his parents after after being awol for 4 months. Got clean for 2 years but ended up relapsing and OD’d.
A lot of what Yanburger is saying is pretty much the motions of what a opioid abuser goes through when the doctors stop prescribing their oxycodone, tramadol, or percs. Being the habitual doctor visitor that he is I am sure the doctors know that he is trying to milk more prescriptions for his bogus injuries (wtf is with the wrist brace?).
I don’t think it’s that. My grandma was a hypochondriac and he reminds me of her. The constant whining, fake tears, bad acting. He literally sounds like a little old lady looking for attention. Not sexy, Jon
I think its munchausens. He knows he cant get attention any other way.
I almost forgot…your comments about the porn you were watching showed everyone that you’re a male, women don’t talk about porn like that. It’s pathetic and Cree for a male you’re age to talk about porn to possibly minors and definitely teenagers.
Some people are lonely through no fault of their own. Guess what Jonny hairy hairy sack…there’s only one person to blame & that is YOU.
FFS Jon, pay a hooker and get laid already. You’re obsessed with sex and tampons. Maybe if you actually have sex you’ll stop talking incessantly about it. Women don’t act like this. Incel men do.
Now we’ve talked about the makeup before but you don’t listen. You sound like a moron. You know nothing about makeup. At least learn some terminology instead of thinking what brand of makeup you use impresses anyone. Honestly Jon, I’m a pro MUA and I use everything from Wet n Wild to Viseart. Brand means nothing without the skills to know how to apply it.
I never comment on anyone’s skill level unless asked or they’re claiming to be MAC pro card carrying MUA. Stop it! You could use crayons for the mess you call makeup and it wouldn’t make a difference.
One last thing until I’ve watched the rest of your snaps,
STOP WITH THE WINK AND THAT CLICKING SOUND. It’s not cute. It reminds me of a used car salesman from the 50’s giving some poor women the “little lady” treatment. Stop it.
Jon failed terribly as a male, and expects the world to let him have a do-over as a little girl. Sorry Jon, the world doesn’t work that way. You are proving day by day that you are more then a failure of a man, because simply put, you are a dumpster fire that will never be wanted or desired by anyone. You are just taking up space. You serve no purpose aside from just being gross.
How come when hes droning on about how he does his make up ,his fingers go through his eyelashes and, at times , his eyelashes are superimposed over his fingers?!
Because the dumb ass only uses those dumb ass filters, it happens on his eyebrows too. Hes so damn annoying with that shit. The very last one where he was boohooing for some reason with the fake ass wrist brace, it looked like he had 3 sets of eyelashes, hes such a dumb ass.
Ok, first of all, what the fuck are those finger motions in the first video? That shit wouldn’t get a dead houseplant off. And no human wants those cheap plastic nails scratching up their internal goodies. Or external, for that matter. Can someone please set those poor caterpillars on JJYS’s face free, already? Please?
LONELY?!?!
I’m stuck here in a fucking hospital bed facing heart surgery in the morning and my husband and daughter can’t even visit me, let alone stay with me so I won’t be lonely and scared before surgery.
I’ve been trying so hard to be respectful and tolerant towards my fellow humans because that is just who I am, but these videos have just destroyed my last fuck this evening.
JJYS, please, please, please get some fucking perspective before someone comes along and smacks you in face with a handful of it.
Sorry about your ill health, that’s gotta really suck not being able to see your family before major surgery. Good luck though.
P.S
Johns porcine nature excludes him from any respect or tolerance one would show a fellow human, so feel free to insult away.
Good luck with the surgery mate, I’m rooting for you, be positive, imagine if you were Jon! On second thoughts, don’t. Take care X
You would think with all the ridiculous filters, the cutesy wee voice and shaking his head aboot and trying to so hard to come across as a teenage girl to his young audience, he would keep his BIG MALE HANDS out of view. Big fat sausages fingers and hands the size of shovels.
Jesus he looks like somebodies grandmother, somebody pointed out that his head is assymetrical and you can see that in the first video, his head is all over the fucking place, it looks like somebody carved his head out of clay and then slammed it on the ground and I know I’m not seeing things, his fucking head is getting fatter and fatter and he’s still trying to act like a girl, talking like a two year old while getting down with his shitty music and his huge serve of cheesecake that he can’t even be bothered to walk to the shop to buy. He get it delivered. I reckon you didn’t walk over to get it because if anybody sees you there’s a good chance you’ll get your fucking fat paedophile head punched in. You’re a fucking coward and the mental illness is getting worse and worse. Pretty soon all of those court cases will come home to roost and he’ll be homeless and living out of street bins.
The star of the show is here Donald. Yaniv prison 2020 or 2021
I hope your keeping well Donald? Geez mate you must be really enjoying this shit show, I think you’re right, he’s heading for jail in 2021. Say gidday to Kari for me. Take care mate from your biggest fan in Australia.
Jon sees himself as a troll that just fucks with people. What Jon doesn’t realize is trolling has consequences that he will end up having to pay for.
Local law enforcement and the courts hates him because of all the shit he brings upon himself, so it just a matter of time before someone’s takes action against him. There’s already people who live by him that are waiting for the right opportunity to get him, these people hate pedos and will do anything to rid the world of them. It’s already known that his go pro will need to be cut off in order to get rid of the evidence.
That’s Jon’s new norm, always looking over his back waiting for that moment to come, and it will. People like him end up getting what’s coming to them, that’s Jon’s new reality and I’m lovin it.
Jon, I know you will read this, PLEASE KEEP DOING WHAT YOURE DOING, YOU ARE RISING TO THE RANKS OF BEING TARGET #1.
Sure it’s dark to point out Jon’s future and talk like this about another human being but Jon lost his rights to be considered a human being, he’s going to burn in hell just like the rest of the child molester.
Just think of how many lives he ruined or possibly got teens to self harm themselves or got to send compromising pics/info. Times up Jonny!!
I can’t bring myself to watch these videos. He is just TOO much.
Your comments have been enough to get the idea though guys
I had to stop after a few minutes of the first one as I was thoroughly disgusted by him. No matter how many filters he uses & not having a “good personality” to make up for his physical shortcomings, dude is ugly to the bone. How/why isn’t he being stopped by IG for his blatantly obvious tries to groom young girls? Social media is a big problem (as it gives pedos easy access to vulnerable kids) & parents really need to rethink letting their children use those platforms. ~shudder~ This freak needs to be removed from society & be monitored 24/7. It’s a shame that a judge doesn’t use a restriction of internet usage as a term of his probation.
What the hell was he saying abut a vaccine?
His attempts to squeeze out tears or generally emote are hilarious. As are the masks.
Lol I couldn’t even tell! Something about the HPV vaccine??
What he was saying about Hpv vaccines makes no sense if adult women can’t get them for free then why is he being offered it when they can’t get laid anyways? Oh yeah it thinks it’s a teenage girl sorry I almost forgot…
I thought Snapchat filters were supposed to make you look better. These ones only make this pedophilic monster look even more monstrous.
Doesn’t help that his right eye is SIGNIFICANTLY higher than his left eye. What a mutant. Miriam and Yitzhak must have been siblings.
FFS you Autistic Fecking T-Tard why bother getting fake eyelashes when you never do anything about those RIDICULOUS caterpillars called eyebrows huh? Some makeup artist! For such a tech you can’t even google how to shape your damn brows man? You can even buy stencils ffs or go get the parts that are missing at the beginning permanently tattooed. Then you talk about defining your brows with makeup. Huh why would you want to DEFINE those caterpillars anymore they already one big mess? The state of your brows and then you make them even worse. And you have the nerve to call other people idiots and retards? Good grief. Oh and all that whining about your hip. Why’s that because your Mommy was in horrible pain from her actual hip problems? I bet you never ask how she is doing with all her suffering do you? Always have to make it about you. You spend an awful lot of time sitting on your ass making boring videos about nothing, just so narcisstic and entitled it’s so lame. You should buy some gym equipment and work out at home since I don’t see anymore gym videos. What happened to that? Thought you were gonna get GRS? Guess that was all fake? Where Miriam at lately? Guess she’s tired of you never getting your shit together and wasting your life away pretending to be a teenaged girl. You ever going to grow up and stop this delusional charade?You are your own worst enemy.