Jessica Yaniv Simpson is doing what they always do and it’s working out the way it always does. Here’s an update on JY’s run for VP Equity and Sustainability.
JY has been spotted on campus with this young girl, believed to be 17 or 18 years old, and Rexy the Fake Service dog on more than one occasion. Rexy is described as poorly behaved, requiring JY to frequently correct it or tell it to stop. There’s a very strong possibility this is the “Ashley” girl from JY’s campaign website. Later that evening he made a video in an SFU cafeteria, attacking their food and the Muslim community (next section).
Jessica “I Touched an Underage Girl During a Seizure” Simpson has already been forced to retract one ad for promoting rape culture and violence, and another one does a good job exposing JY’s menstruation fetish. Another one seems unrelated to equity or sustainability. The last one is simply ignorant and racist. Did you expect any better?
The above ad was banned by SFU. I can see why. It promotes rape culture and some have commented that it reads like a thinly veiled threat to blow up the TMX facilities. The ad below is still around.
This one, which shows that he can’t manage to proofread things, is pretty random.
I’m curious to see how he’ll spin that as “equity and sustainability”.
And this video below is simply ignorant, racist, and tacky. Jessica Yaniv Simpson still thinks swearing is cool I guess. If you watch the video, you can see other students awkwardly trying to get away from him.
What a great message to the Muslim community – their meat is low quality, fake, and tastes like shit.
In case you don’t know what Halal meat is, it’s real meat, but with some restrictions based Islamic requirements on how the animal is fed, raised, and ultimately slaughtered. It doesn’t affect quality or flavour.
Moving on, it turns out (surprised?) that the endorsement from “Samantha” on his “Vote Jessica” website is fake. The photo of the blonde is simply a stock photo, one featured on the album cover for Costa Mee, a house music producer and again on a homeopath website. Stock art use isn’t so bad. Fake endorsements are cringy as fuck though. At least his mom didn’t write him a note.
It’s worth pointing out again that none of these ads have any likes or engagement.
Social Media Presence
Of course, it’s not just Jonathan Yaniv’s top notch marketing director-level skills on display here. It’s also his influencer-level zero-engagement social media capabilities working at maximum level.
Of course, it wouldn’t be a Yaniv story without another example of Yaniv pretending to care about something in an effort to get close to people (future victims). This latest effort includes a great deal of time spent pretending to care about TMX without actually knowing anything about TMX, pipelines, or the energy sector. It can’t even wash the oil from it’s own hair.
Here’s a great chat from a recent zoom meeting. Two large galleries below. JY is “TMX Sucks (She/Her)”. Some people believe JY is one or more of the other accounts too, agreeing with himself to prop himself up. The chat is mostly boring, to be honest, but you can clearly see JY’s usual antics. 50+ pics below, spread over 2 slideshow galleries.
JY has been bragging about their historical political prowess, claiming that they had previously run for student council at Kwantlen and won by a landslide. While it is true that JY held a campus officer role for student council at Kwantlen, it was because the position was open and JY won by acclamation. Five of the 22 available positions were vacant that year, even after JY claimed one.
His efforts to improve school life included such wonderful things as National Sex Day. Not even that could get him laid. Turns out most people don’t actually need a dedicated holiday or day set aside for sex. Unlike JY, they just get it.
Campaign Website Analysis
Several readers and social media followers have already torn the site to shreds. Here’s a few bullet points:
- JY is promising to reduce student fees, improve locker safety, reduce sex-related crime on campus, stop abuse from the Centre for Accessible Learning, force SFU to take measures against TMX and open “The Study”, stop racism, transphobia, and homophobia in student unions and clubs, improve inclusive signage, develop an ASL course, reduce class size for courses, force SFU to develop a “School of Law at SFU”, freeze SFU food prices, and lots more. Very few of these are within the scope of the role he is seeking, or any other student council role.
- JY is also promising (yes there’s more) to increase hiring of BIPOC counsellors at SFU HCS, revise SFU policy to allow pets in residences, create a pharmacy on campus to virtual care outside HCS hours, support a referendum to find dedicated funding for student groups, work towards Puppy Therapy, Bunny Therapy, and Cat Therapy programs, hold regular Town Hall events, mandate Open Educational Resources and free textbooks for all, install sanitary product dispensers in all restrooms, force SFU Rec to build a new pool in the next 5 years, hire communications staff to allow more posts about council meetings and motions, and various cliché intersectionality activities.
- JY describes themselves as an aspiring lawyer, B of Arts student, quad majoring in Crim, Psych, Communications, Gender/Sexuality/Women’s studies and dual minoring in French and Climate Action. They claim to be a queer woman (not a trans person) and that they grew up in a low income household (patently false). They claim to be a victim of discriminations, abuse, harassment, and institutional barriers.
- JY claims the have a winning attitude and a globally-heard voice.
- They claim they are comparable in voice and power to “Martha P. Johnson”, who doesn’t even exist. They likely mean MARSHA P. Johnson, described on Wikipedia as “an American gay liberation activist and self-identified drag queen. Known as an outspoken advocate for gay rights, Johnson was one of the prominent figures in the Stonewall uprising of 1969.” Very interesting person to compare themselves to.
Odds of Winning Prediction
JY is running for the position of VP Equity and Sustainability. A quick search suggests this was filled by two women prior to him. It’s currently held by Rea Chatterjee. At this time, there are no known candidates running against JY.
That doesn’t guarantee a win. Yaniv is still subject to campaign rules, and has already reached Stage 1 of the disciplinary schedule for posting non-approved campaign material. It’s highly likely that SFSS is targeting him for disqualification.
Campaign rules also allow immediate disqualification – skipping stage 1 and 2 below – for particularly egregious violations. If you feel Yaniv has violated campaign rules, or SFSS should be made aware of Yaniv’s actions, you may contact them at elections.chief @ sfss.ca (take the spaces out).
JY is eligible to submit expenses for reimbursement up to $100 – only if the expenses were pre-approved.
The campaign period runs until Nov 1, and voting occurs Nov 1-3, 2022.
MeowMix Prediction as of October 20: 66% chance JY wins by acclamation, 33% chance JY loses by disqualification, 1% chance aliens.
A win for JY isn’t really a win for JY, keep that in mind. It’s a win for MeowMix.
28 thoughts on “Jessica Yaniv Simpson SFU Campaign Update 2”
When he loses, he’s probably gonna declare that the school is full of transphobes and this was completely targeted.
But since he’s now declared as queer why would “ebbil twansfobes” make any difference? I wonder if the recent twitter pounding labelling him properly as a eunuch has played on his head? that and he might recognize troon armor is now seriously chinked (precisely because of the antics from him and the other AGP degenerates). God knows how that degenerates mind functions. wouldn’t surprise me if he declares he was born dickless and we just hate on gays now which is not cool.
Martha P. Johnson.
Well, Fat Jess wasn’t lying. He is comparable in voice and power (diaper-stench aside) to Martha P. Johnson–whoever that was.
He’s compared himself to Ariana Grande, Rosa Parks, Jazz Jennings, Amanda T and now “Martha”. Not one panto dame.
Loving the new “severe dyslexia”. Reminds me of his “severe car accident” his “severe CPSTD, his “severe anxiety”, his “severe depression” not to mention his “severe dysphoria” to mention a few. Good to see his fully trained and certified “service dog” walking to heel on a short leash, completely under control. Impressive.
He’s either trying to pull off lowriders or he’s so fat the jeans can’t get past his hips. (rhetorical) The crotch is literally to his knees. Gettin down with the kidz huh jonny boy.
Let’s not forget the “severe anorexia” affecting this poor oppressed creature.
Good to see JY off the streets and in the SFU community, not great for SFU but good for Langley. JY is trolling around the SFU cafeteria instead of Olive Garden, the bread stick costs have been reduced. The campaign is doomed, a tasteless attempt. Do people with criminal records and currently on probation make good leader’s? Leading by example? Who would be attracted to joining JY’s campaign? A naive uninformed future victim of JY’s delusions.
If SFU lowers fees where are they going to get the cash to pay for everything..
Can you imagine what an emergency kit assembled by this perverted pedo would consist of?
A bag of fucking dildoes, that’s what
First thing that comes to my mind is a real trained service dog would NEVER wrap its leash around its handler in that way.
For the Halal Meat, yes you could argue its animal cruelty to butcher the animal in that way, and i know some people who would start an argument about that in a heartbeat, but lets not start with that can of worms.
It is real meat from real animals and should be treated with the same respect than any other meat on the menu, never forget that the burger was an animal that gave his life so you can eat. (dammit now i sound like a Vegan)
Also look at the burger, no onions? no salad? no sauce? no nothing? just a patty and a bun?
Thats what you get when you order a plain Jane, that kind of burger is something you have to order on purpose.
I worked in several kitchens of learning facilitys, and it is always easier to use only one kind of protein, it is simpler to work with since you dont have to use different timings, and since you need more of that protein you usually get a good discount for it, which enables the kitchen to spend that money for different produce.
The sheer amount of disrespect that this used jizzrag is showing towards the Food, the chefs, and the guests is something that will only get him 2 things on his next burger. Boogers and Cum.
jon boy classes himself as someone au fait with the finer things in life – executive apartment with 3 mattresses, $900-$1000 purple “ball gown”, knows his worth – so it goes without saying that he has a refined palate and an expert on haute cuisine. Being such an international celeb and high flier he is naturally used to and expects the finer things in life.
He’s demanding Alain Ducasse standards at Pound Shop prices. Stay in your lane fat boy.
I sat in that zoom meeting and took those screenshots, I will add that yaniv made a point to ignore the speaker and just go on tirades in the chat. The meeting itself was ‘Meh’, but yaniv had no business being there, he kept plugging himself and making comments how the burnaby campus will explode…
Lol you didn’t mention that part haha just like the student council meetings! Ignoring the actual agenda
Thank the lolcow Gods because this is a doozy.
– Jesus, how are those pants staying up in pic 1? Look how low they’re riding?
– Those ads aren’t clever, just pervy. You don’t have the knack for that kind of marketing, dude.
– “Halal meat is fake meat”…. well that should inspire confidence in the student body that you know what you’re talking about. Probably my biggest LOL from this.
– So instead of offering just Halal meat that everyone can eat regardless of religion… Jonboy wants to offer two kinds if meat… doubling food costs. (Correct me if I’m wrong)
– Jon also wants to reduce class sizes, develop courses, tinker with the cafeteria prices, hire staff, offer FREE texts books, sanitary dispensers and lots of other things…. while reducing student fees. Is Mama Yaniv planning to be a SFU benefactor and write huge checks to fund all of Jonboy’s initiatives? Because if not, Jon will actually have to increase student fees and probably by an exorbitant amount to get all that shit done. 😀
– I like how at the end of the ZOOM meeting, it looked like it was just him talking to himself and everyone else had departed. He was trying to kick up conversation about his environmental causes but nobody gave a shit.
– Jon, driving by and cursing out TMX workers , if you actually do that (doubt it) isn’t going to do a thing. You need to stop, get out of the car and get in their faces about what they’re doing, get physical if you have too. You’re a girl, they’re not going to hit a girl, go for it.
You know I actually hope he wins this because the LOLs coming out of this debacle would be epic, like it’s already started.
Whoa. You didn’t pick up on two names in the chat? J. Rumple which is obviously referencing Jess Rumple who came out to reveal Yaniv had been creeping on her in his disgusting menstrual fetish way when she was only 14 or so AND the next sock Jessica GILL as in Jonathan GILL Yaniv. If I didn’t know better I’d say you aren’t Abbey as she would have caught these things in a flash. It’s prolly safe to assume everyone in the convo is Yaniv or his sock.
Jessica Gill is a real student, and J Rumpel was pretty obvious lol
OK, the big question is how long before jonny claims he has been sexually assaulted* (again).at Uni? We’ve already had cyberbullying, transphobia, threats etc. I’m waiting for him to declare his numerous past “rapes” and assaults to all and sundry at SFU (unless I’ve missed it all).
*I ask because everytime his crap gets any sort of backlash or he’s desperate for sympathy he comes out with (sexual) assault claims.
I forget, which comes first?, the bomb threats or the sexual assault?
I agree with all comments, including his no ass woman look. He could go out & buy some butt falsies
It’s not a sexy ass either male or female.
Severe dyslexia & he’s taking 4 majors?
Which brings up a question about the school. I know many colleges in the states will provide student mentors to help the learning disabled & others with disabilities. Does SFU have anything similar & if so, has he applied?
With all his disabilities he should request a team of student mentors, 1 for each disability.
I would enjoy seeing him win this election by default. We know it will go to his head & he’ll start power tripping on it
“Do you know who I am?” I know he’s a GLOBAL INTERNET PERSONALITY
A personality anyone in their right mind would be ashamed for others to see.
This is gonna be fun 🙂
I think you have something. He has a vicious hate boner for the Center for disability, they likely run point between students wanting special breaks and the admin and it sounds like princess isn’t getting his way. Perhaps they are trying to frustrate him into quitting.
Jon pretends to be a woman but he is dressing like a total slob with his pants almost falling off. And he is beyond obsessed with periods and tampons. I hope he loses. How much you wanna bet he will call people transphobic?
Yaniv designed that crude blow up job pipeline ad because he’s a predatory degenerate, but please stop promoting campus rape culture hysteria and any other conspiracy theroies about rape culture in the west.
We the dissident right are sick and tired of bullshit being spread that promotes sexism against men.
Both are clearly grifting for the wokies as I think there was a video of Biden segregation somewhere: https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/07/08/nolte-joe-bidens-defense-of-racial-segregation-is-a-2020-disqualifier/
JY is a predator scouring around for someone or a company to shake down for a payout. His version of ‘suing’ is actually his over-used and abused HRT complaint’s. He only has his interests at heart and his activism for LBGTQ is a smokescreen. He is trolling SFU for an opportunity to make complaints, he even complains about Trans Link busing to SFU and the Trans Mountain Pipeline. Is it the “Trans” prefix triggering him? Not surprising he has attracted some naive follower who thinks it is cool to be an activist and help him run for Student Council/Equity Office. Most serious Students wouldn’t have time to run with their work-load. If he gets elected it will be hell for SFU Student Association.
The positive is he is essentially off the streets until he has to visit his probation officer. He is in the Student Environment and harassing the SFU Cafeteria instead of eating all the Bread Sticks at Langley Olive Garden and then complaining. I hope he gets to be part of the SFU Students Association, that will keep him away from the General Population of Langley and Surrey. Olive Garden can retain staff now and less harassment of service provider”s. He will drain all SFU health services and any society offering help to student’s. Essentially he is occupied with SFU and can concentrate his Scams at SFU. Next best thing to incarceration.
Actually, a hemp necktie would be preferred over all, including prison.
One of the best comments of the year so far. FJB and FJY.
I’m slowly catching up with yaniv’s video nonsense so sorry if I’m very late.
I’d just like to add that jonathan yaniv aka Jessica serenity simpson, eating and complaining about “fake meat” is showing, as usual, his total ignorance. Forget his toe-curling halal is “fake meat”, that’s a given, it’s the fact that he is standing there with a piece of meat showing the world just how little he knows about the impact meat has on climate change. (No personal gripes from me as I enjoy meat).
You’d think he’d know the impact being a self-proclaimed vegetarian and “Climate Action” warrior.
I’m interested in hearing what his actual actions re climate change have been and what are his fund raising plans for the swimming pool (selfless really, as he is allergic to chlorine). Perhaps he could try a GoFundMe campaign. Oh wait…..
*And as for all those lanyards – I think a body strapped flashing neon arrow sign “multi-disabled neurodivergent anorexic trans queer gay lesbian with inactive ovaries” would work better.