We’ve been calling Jessica Yaniv Simpson a serial loser for a few months now. To most, the reasons are obvious. All Yaniv does is lose. Every facet of his life, if blobs can have facets, has been failure. He’s been a loser at everything he’s tried. Even when he rigs things in his favour, like when he created a contest to bring a woman to Vegas, he loses.
This article was going to go into detail on a few things to highlight his overall loserness but where do you even start? Lawsuits? Crimes? His pedophilia? His career? His activism? I could write a book on this. Maybe even start an entire website…
First thing off the top of my head…Jessica Yaniv Simpson is so desperate to have a woman touch him that he’ll raise hell about having a female police officer search him instead of a male, or he’ll relentlessly harass aestheticians to wax his balls just to feel them in the hands of a woman. He’s literally that guy that invented a story about hiring a hooker and told it to teens so he didn’t look like a virgin. Hell, he was so desperate to get laid that he campaigned for a National Sex Day and STILL failed.
How about those times that he was so desperate for attention that he showed up over a half dozen times at his local Township Council meetings, often wearing ball gowns and a tiara, campaigning for things that clearly made him look like a pedophile, and he thinks this is what normal people call “activism”. He’s literally more useless than the “ueue” in the word queue.
Or, after failing at the BCHRT and in other court ventures, he focused his efforts on Donald Smith, an admittedly troubled person himself, and, after all his lies and his campaign of hate against DFS, he was still defeated and was, in fact, defeated so soundly that the Court invited his opponent to file against him for costs. I’d say maybe this will be the lesson that finally gets through his head but he’s so dense that x-rays couldn’t penetrate that skull.
Did you hear about the time he was so desperate for a win that he sued his own strata? The one he partly owns? The one that is using his money to defend against his lawsuit? Money that should be spent on building maintenance or upgrades? Even if he wins the lawsuit, he loses in the long run. That’s money that the strata could have spent boosting his property value instead.
Or how about that time he told everyone he had a girlfriend? Or a girlfriend? Or a girlfriend? Or a girlfriend? Or a girlfriend? Or a girlfriend? Or a fiancé? Half these women weren’t even real, and the other half had never met him and had no interest in him, but off he went, telling everyone how he had met “the one”. Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, the closest he came to an actual girlfriend was this. In reality, dude’s face looks like Sid from Ice Age if Sid was impersonating Spock with one eyeball an inch higher than the other. Nobody wants that.
How about that time he so desperately wanted to be seen as a trans lesbian woman that he lopped off his own dick and then posted pictures online and said that the bleeding wound between his legs was indistinguishable from a woman’s vagina? I think he confused pus-ey with…never mind.
Need I say more? How about this?
What did we forget? Tell Jonny how much of a loser he is in the comments. Make sure that pedophilic freak of nature knows!
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2 thoughts on “Jessica Yaniv Simpson: Serial Loser and Failure”
has his mommy literally bribe people to attend his bday party, to which also backfired
If there was an Olympic event for being a paedophile fuckwit then Jon would hold the world record. This is a fine article and it just goes to show how much a paedophile can get away with when you have a leftist, woke government that loves to virtue signal by endlessly pandering to the Transgender community. the thing is though, fat Jon is not trans, he”s a sexual fetishist that is severely mentally ill.
He would also have to be the ugliest bloke I have ever seen and to make matters worse for him, he has the worst personality of any person I have ever witnessed, every single thing he says and does is massively cringeworthy.
To be honest I cannot understand how this grossly obese, masculine mountain of a man is not locked up in a mental home for the criminally insane. When you read the incidents in the graph above the whole thing is just to ridiculous for words, he’s a fucking complete nutcase in his Nana’s dress & shitty make-up.
Jon has now virtually confirmed what I posted in another story, his man-cunt is no more, it’s nothing but a healed shut wound, he can never ever be a girl now because girls have vagina’s Jon just has a terribly scarred sealed wound, he’s nothing more than a pathetic eunuch with no sex drive, this is why he’s gone completely quiet, severe depression at the realisation that he has no cock, no cunt, and he will never ever have lesbian sex, nor will he ever have another orgasm.
His silence on this is damning, if he had the coin-slot pussy he would have posted hundreds of photos of it online by now and you would have never heard the end of it, we all know this as he is so predictable.
He went through a bit of a thrilling trip for a while there, because his wound was bleeding and he excitedly posted photos of the blood clots and the blood in the toilet exclaiming with joy that these photos proved he was having his period. Of course he knows, and we all know that’s totally impossible.
He never mentioned that he’d been hammering his axe-wound with dildoes continuously & when not doing that he would be inserting tampons, all for the fetishist thrill, with no thought whatsoever for the consequences to his health, the mental illness over-riding all of that with massive delusions, of which we all know he is rather prone to.
This thrilling little fetishist period only lasted until the infection set in, thick pus covered the entire mess and it started sealing shut, and that was how Jon’s little period thrill ended forever along with his chances of ever being a girl. Stupid fat cunt.