September was a big month for Jessica Yaniv Simpson. It was not only the one-year anniversary of what he calls his life changing car accident (the rest of the world calls it the ongoing Insurance Commission of British Columbia AKA ICBC fraud) but he got to start living out one of his fantasies – that of being a bubbly and pert college coed.
That lasted less than week before he started behaving inappropriately and was kicked off the University of Fraser Valley’s Discord. Students were relieved that he only needs to be on campus every second Wednesday and are taking appropriate steps to stay safe, such as not going alone to the restroom.
Editors Note: You have likely noticed reduced activity on MeowMix lately. This isn’t a sign of anything going wrong. The reality is that the Yaniv clan has been largely quiet for some time now. There hasn’t been many events that warrant a full post. When warranted, we’ll still post the latest news, and every so often we’ll post something to get everyone caught up on the various rumours and gossip. Truth be told, our team has been enjoying the break, but we’re all still here. Now back to the wrap up!
September started with the usual Yaniv juvenile, antisocial behaviour – he started making fake social media accounts for people on his enemies list. Most were quickly shut down because they were so obvious, but they did give a brief look into Jonny’s now very limited and very lonely world. In the past, he would preen, bluster and threaten now he is reduced to making very bad socks to get a reaction, any reaction.
The next day, September 2 he once more ordered food in and promptly posted complaints. It seems that the Langley and Walnut Grove food service industry know all about Jonny, not to mention social quickly alerting the restaurant’s national office that a scam was in progress.
September 3 saw the Yaniv girls in court and, as expected, additional hearings have been scheduled. Miriam appeared in court on Sept 3 and 24, and her sister appeared on Sept 3 and Oct 1. These hearings were all identified as “FXD”, or “fix a date”. This means they are scheduling hearings to set future dates for events, like pleas, or trials. Both are scheduled to appear again on Oct 22, 2021, again, for FXD. Don’t you love the BC court system?
September 4 was like a psycho stalker horror movie. A former victim posted some very creepy screen captures from a Snapchat conversation that her friend had with Yaniv after he added her. It was right out of the passive/aggressive sociopath handbook – stalking, acting concerned, implied threats, etc. What was also interesting was how Yaniv used his “bad car accident” as an excuse to play dumb and not remember who she was because of the “concussion”. He has been using the so-called accident as an excuse more and more frequently for his bad behaviour, especially when he is drunk.
It’s also around this time that Yaniv was actively following some discussion between other Twitter users about DFS and his activities. Yaniv couldn’t help but show his obsession with Donald and weighed in with a few comments, despite the fact that nobody wants to hear what JY has to say,
The next couple of days he burst into a manic outburst of name calling and then blocking accounts that questioned whether or not he was disabled, had a real service dog, and was really enrolled at UBC’s Law faculty. He finally ended the episode asking Cst. Dale Quiring, the Vancouver Police Departments LGBTQ liaison officer, to contact him after the constable’s name was linked to Morgane Oger. It is doubtful that the constable contacted Jonny as he does not live in Vancouver and is therefore not in his jurisdiction.
Sept 1-7, 2021
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He then tweeted (and within hours deleted) a request to Oger to contact him so that could launch joint lawsuit against Twitter for all the defamatory tweets, harassment, libel, and bullying he claimed he has endured. Not only did Yaniv not see the irony in what he was suggesting but Internet erupted in laughter.
On September 11, Jonny claimed to be another victim of that tragic day. Although he was only 14 at that time and still in school, he apparently suffers from 911-induced-PTSD. The Internet was not amused by his claim of victimhood.
It continued to be a rough couple of days for Yaniv. Two days later, he went on Facebook to announce that the 14th was the anniversary of the car accident that changed his life forever. The scam continues and people continue to report him for fraud to ICBC, the BC government automobile insurance agency.
Whenever Yaniv starts posting about food, we have all learned he is about to embark on a grift but the smart money said “Bet on an ambulance call”, too, especially since he was asking about keeping his insulin pump if he ever was arrested or ended up in prison. Sure enough, on the 15th, he had to call an ambulance. What we found interesting was not the self-induced blood sugar emergency, but that he has been thinking about jail and prison.
I wonder what triggered that?
It might have been his tweets to various law enforcement agencies in Canada and Australia and Twitter the same day about Trevor Dunen with some screen captures of cut and paste “evidence”. He wanted Twitter to disable the account. If it hadn’t happened by the 15th despite all his reports, it wasn’t going to happen. Dunen has obviously been staying in Twitter’s rules. The police agencies will no longer act on any evidence Yaniv takes to them after getting burned by the evidence he created to frame citizen journalist, Donald Smith.
As a side note, it was around this time that Yaniv added reporter to his Twitter Bio. Law student obviously wasn’t doing it. That became obvious enough to Jonny after several students from the first-year law class UBC’s law faculty, Allard, posted their class photo, garnering several comments from viewers asking where Jonny was.
Sept 8-14, 2021
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However, Yaniv has a new side hustle. He has been replying to various lawyers on social media, trying to engage in lawyer shop talk. He seems to be following the 20-year-old “How To Network on Social Media” chapter from his marketing course at Kwantlen University – a university that it took him extra time to complete his certificate and he now calls “rinky-dink”.
Because the lawyers are professionals, they initially respond but quickly ignore and/or block once they are notified about who their new follower really is by MeowMix friends and fans.
The Kassidy Sidebar. Some of the screenshots above show a young woman named Kassidy. She is friends with Yaniv on Facebook and thinks it’s funny to defend him. The stories about Yaniv trying to sexually assault underage girls in ferry bathrooms were of no concern to her. Some people don’t want to be helped. It’s a sad case of “we tried”. Jon has been commenting on her posts for years, including while she was under 18. For our new readers, Jon is 34 and has no business calling teenage girls cute on social media.
But the very next day, September 16, it all became very, very clear with tweets threatening a woman of colour at the University of Fraser Valley. His UBC tweets were decoys, as suspected. He was actually enrolled at UFV, taking some legal assistant courses (not the full legal assistant program), and had used his student email address to access the UFV Discord server.
His fantasy about going to college and being a bubbly coed, lasted less than a week before he was kicked off the service for inappropriate behaviour. His response was, of course, to target women of colour with various threats, including ruining their education.
He still hasn’t learned that his old threaten-and-intimidate playbook no longer works. All it did was cause many students to write the Administration about him and send MeowMix screenshots.
On September 17, Jonny again managed to get his criminal assault and mischief trial postponed until June 2022 – just in time for his 35th birthday.
Yaniv was relatively quiet until September 21 when he went on Twitter to complain about being misgendered by Telus, continuing his pattern of trying to change the conversation when something negative or embarrassing about him appears.
Sept 15-21, 2021
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Coincidently, the 21st was also the day that a new warning poster began to appear online and on campus. He couldn’t even use Facebook to comment on the outcome of Canada’s federal election without it being linked to the poster.
He then tried to virtue tweet about his dog (forgot to call it his service dog this time) sensed that his blood sugar was dropping and brought him a sandwich. He was immediately called out for lying by people who are experts on diabetes and training service dogs, including a call for video proof, considering Yaniv has boasted about all the security cameras in his 550 square foot condo.
His latest online scam was discovered on September 25. He claims to be such an influencer, with his paid 124.6K followers, that if you pay him, he will retweet your product or service as part of the QuikPlace promotion program. No wonder he has been scrubbing his timeline and only posting virtuous quotes. Well, mostly, he still looses his temper on occasion and threatens people.
However, that scam caused a few people to do a deep dive on more of his online business activities and they turned up several scathing eBay and Craigslist reviews from 2019 – right around the time of his BCHRT waxmyballs hearings. Seems as if Jonny was trying to leverage his “fame” into making money. But as usual, he screwed it up.
Jonny ended September on a bang on the 30th – literally – by posting a questionable tweet about wanting to get a gun and then getting into an argument about whether he is even legally eligible anymore to own a firearm. After social media provided proof that he is not, he quietly deleted the tweet. Many have suggested it was deleted because his lawyer told him to, as it could be used against him in any of the upcoming criminal or civil court cases, or he started to get some real push back from the University. That tweet provided even more evidence that their students’ fears about having Yaniv on campus were justified.
Sept 22-30, 2021
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If I didn’t know any better, I’d swear that this fat fuck is Donald Trump reincarnated. Both are overweight, both bitch and whine, both think they are gifts to humanity, both grift for a living and both exaggerate and make up bullshit (assuming to make up for a small or missing appendage).
I just find this terribly amusing. It’s like traveling back in time to watch the Titanic sink or the Hindenburg go up in flames. You wait, the Cohen brothers will make a movie about him or Hasbro will make a game about him.
And his puppy, what an amazing fucking dog. Bringing a Subway to someone having blood sugar crash. Why isn’t this dog on America’s Got Talent? Fuck me, that’s a fucking money maker right there! I would be in line monetizing my dog if he could do that!
Just one question about this statement:
“The police agencies will no longer act on any evidence Yaniv takes to them after getting burned by the evidence he created to frame citizen journalist, Donald Smith.”
Is there a Story i missed, because i cant remember that.
MeowMix started reporting on the issue of manufactured evidence in early 2020 Here is an actual report from July 2020 that was published https://meowmix.org/jessica-yaniv-cries-wolf-langley-rcmp/
Thank you @Cdnwatcher.
I actually couldnt remember that one.
I’m feeling charitable today. As such, here are 10 career ideas JYS could explore should they decide to grow up.
1) Branding. “Trustednerd” is actually kinda clever.
2) Competitive Eating. Do what you love, the money will follow.
3) Golem for Hire. Having that blob appear in your living room would cause the most orthodox amongst us to find their sins and reform.
4) Software Testing. I’ve never seen anyone better at picking nits than JYS.
5) Useful Idiot. Can you imagine hiring JYS to endorse your competitors? The carnage would be unimaginable.
6) Massage Bed QC. Experience counts.
7) Nissan Spokesperson. That poor Kicks – hats off to the engineers that designed her.
8) Skip the Dishes Driver. Because sometimes karma needs a helping hand.
9) Trauma Actor. The scripts around genital injury write themselves.
10) Internet Influencer. JYS is a multi-faceted cautionary tale.
Keep up the good work, MeowMix crew! I, for one, am glad you’re all getting a break.
Jessica or anyone that wants a Ndp gov i suggest you read what they did to Ontario when they were in power.
Jonny Boy is so morbidly obese, he is fatter than Christian Weston Chandler. In fact, he is much much worse. He has a much lower IQ, no impulse control, extremely high testosterone levels, has never worked a day in his life, and is much more racist.
I’ve often wondered what causes delusions, I know it’s mental illness but why is it that some people believe that they are facts when clearly, they are nothing more than fairy tales dreamt up by a psychotic, yearning mind.
Now, fat Jon got it in his thick potato head that he was a thin, nubile, teen girl, even spending hours editing a photo of himself to the point where it was unrecognisable as him. This is his profile pic on Twitter.
The real facts are a worse than a cheap horror film. He is morbidly obese, rolls of fat hang under his gullet like an over-fed pelican, he has the gut of an interstate truck driver that drinks a carton of beer a day and he looks and acts like a huge aggressive line-backer on steroids.
He rarely washes, in fact he’s a filthy fucking pig & he loves to wear diapers and got to the local shopping mall and shit and piss his pants in public, we know this because witnesses say you can smell him from 100 metres away.
Jon then visited the GRS surgery in Canada, drunk as a fucking skunk he cooed and ahhhed while telling us, “This is where the magic happens”. One day the fucking idiot followed his most major delusion and had his cock chopped off. The result was horrifying, Jon quickly started inserting tampons and other articles into his fake stink-hole, he failed to dialate properly & he soaked his fake-man cunt in the bath when he was expressly told not to do so, pretty soon it was severely infected and badly torn- pus covered photographs of the disgusting mess were quickly posted on the internet, in Jon’s head, again he was believing the delusions that he was now in possession of a perfect coin slot pussy as the pussy fairy had visited. Jon was also very eager to ring the fire brigade 32 times while he was in the bath, his rampant, homosexual fetishist desires taking over he just couldn’t wait to display his fake infected man-cunt to as many people as possible, in fact as many men as possible for I will let you in on a little secret that only fat Jon and I know- Jon is addicted to cock, he’s a poofter, an unbridled faggot but he has the delusion that he is a teen lesbian, Jon needs and wants police officer cock, even fireman cock will do, but he wants a man with authority to dominate him and fuck him in the arse and mouth, he’s fighting the desire every day and he knows deep down he loves cock- just look at how he is chasing Donald after posting nude videos on him, Jon aw Donald’s huge cock, now he must have it at any cost.
Now Jon likes to sit at home, stuffing his fat fucking jowels with whatever takeaway food he can have delivered to him and he pretends he can play with himself and have intense full body orgasms. This again, we all know is just another one of Jon’s delusions. The reality is that his cunthole has now completely sealed shut, his knob did rot and fall off and Jon cannot have an orgasm, ever, he now knows this and the reality has hot home hard. Had his coin slot experiment been successful we would have seen thousand of pictures of it on the net, Jon is just like the nude action man dolls I pick up in the toy section in the op shop, where there sex organs should be there is just a blank piece of plastic. This is why the fat cunt has been so quiet. He’s no longer relevant, all his court cases have been utter failures, he has some big ones coming and they will see him bankrupt and living on the street. To try and stay relevant he pretended to have a service dog, another delusion and another failure, too many people know the law, they know it’s not a service dog, and while we are at it, the dog did not bring you your subway while you were in bed working, you are a fucking liar. Some more delusions I must mention, Jon thinks he’s going to have s hand gun in a years time, not going to happen, Jon thinks he’s going to pass his university course and become a paralegal, not going to happen, and you know why, your severe criminal record prevents you from ever having a firearm and from working in law. As far as you taking legal action against firm that refused to employ you. Get this into your thick fucking skull. All firms now require you to take a full medical, by your own admission you are deaf, so you cannot answer the phone, you cannot write, you have severe diabetes and a severe hip injury, you are morbidly obese just these health problems alone means that any company that you work for cannot get insurance cover for you and as an employee you would be a health liability and they could knock you back for employment just for that.
Fat Jon had the delusion that he is a celebrity, yet he sits alone at home trying his hardest to get catfished again, he enrolled in uni to try and become relevant again, he immediately started causing trouble as is the nature of the beast, the posters went up, the word spread around and now he is nothing more than a fat leper on campus when he is there.
All are aware of his tampon fetish and his wish to have a tampon inserting experience in the girl’s toilet with a teen girl, something which would instantly have him charged with rape. Jon, your life is finished. You’re worthless, the one task of all humans is to pro-create and reproduce, you haven’t even had a root, apart from the multiple times you were raped and now you never ever will experience female love or the act of having sex, the best you can hope for is some rough cock in a public toilet stall. The only attention you get now is from Meowmix and Kiwifarms, specifically set up to ensure that your paedophile activities get nowhere and that every sexual fetishist act is reported, you are washed up Jon, eventually you will be found lying in the street somewhere from a sever flogging, it’s only a matter of time. In a year or two you will lose the condo, the service dog, the crap car, all of the rest of your court cases and your mother but not your sanity, that went a long time ago, you will love the experience of sleeping rough on the streets and eating out of bins for you will never have a job either. CUNT!
Hey just curious if you know he answer to this or if you could try doing this, has anyone reported him for practicing law without a license? That’s taken very seriously in the US, you get a huge fine and you’re barred from ever having a job in a law related field in the future.
Not only would he be charged with sexual assault if the girls were under 18 the charges would be even more serious.He would also be added to the sex offenders list meaning he could noy go anywhere with out being known and watched like a hawk.
If anyone ever needed proof that he’s a vexatious litigant, it’s right there – him suggesting that person who can’t find a ride for a covid vaccine bring a HRT case. Against whom exactly? I’m going to show my age here folks but it reminds me of that old Jerky Boys tape from the 1990s of prank calls where the 1 guy calls up a myriad of businesses threatening to sue for ridiculous reasons. That’s what JY is, a Jerky boy meme from the 90s. Like this if you remember the Jerky boys or respond and tell me your favorite prank call. Mine was when he called a dentist pretending to be a disgruntled cab driver. Lol. Also, thank you again meowmix, and hoping that you’re enjoying the time off. Your diligent exposure of this predator is working!!
The risk for JV if he keeps suing and losing and costs get awarded his debt could be double what is is now with in a few years.
Jon is a man that no matter what he does, will always be considered a man. Anyone on the phone with HIM, thinks they are talking to a male.
How does it feel Jon to be so fat and ugly that you can’t even pass as a woman.
We are very close now Jon, we can see the light you leave on at night. Are you afraid? You should be!
I worked out how to get past his security and his CCTV system. I watched his movements for days.
@Trevor
Must have been a boring few days considering the fat piece of shit only moves between the bed and the fridge.
Yanny the Tranny is extra-ordinarily fat.
Rumor has it JY applied to be a child actor in Kamala’s new space force propaganda video. He almost got the part too! Except he claimed he was 12. JY would make a great crisis actor like David Hogg.
Hey, JY. I see that you are still obsessed with Donald. For $350, we can probably organize a get together for you and Donald so you can finally give him that blowjob.