It seems that the constant exposure has pushed alleged pedophile Jessica Yaniv Simpson further underground. There are fewer and fewer court dates right now and public sightings are fewer (or at least we’re not hearing about them).
That isn’t to say it’s been all quiet. Here’s a quick rundown of the things we’ve heard (but can’t confirm with 100% certainty). These are just rumours or speculation based on our best known info or on things we’ve been told, but details could be off.
Back to School. A few weeks ago, Jonny posted that he was accepted into UBC, was going to law school, and tagged in Allard Law. This obvious trolling attempt was universally mocked. What we have heard is that he’s been accepted into UBC’s “Access Studies” program, which basically lets everyone come in and take a few courses. You don’t get credits or a diploma.
We then heard that UBC may be a decoy and he’s actually planning to attend UFV, likely taking some legal assist courses.
Whichever way this goes, it’s bound to end poorly for him and great for us. He’ll be scheduled to be in one place, surrounded by the most tech-savvy, social media tied generation in history. You can bet word will spread fast.
Expedia. We reported last month that JY was awarded $5,000 at the BC Civil Resolution Tribunal but that Expedia had an opportunity to appeal it. Unfortunately for humanity, it sounds like Expedia’s lawyer opted to take vacation instead of respond in time (according to a posting on Facebook) and JY may indeed collect on the 5K. Epic fail by that lawyer, if true.
Health. Captain Planet-sized isn’t getting any healthier, at least not based on his recent social media posts. One recent post was inquiring about whether or not he could use his insulin pump and continuous glucose monitor if he goes to prison.
Legal. The summer was catastrophic to his legal ventures, but he seems to have redirected his efforts to the CRT. We’ve heard rumours he’s filed more cases there but there is no confirmation. Data access from the CRT is not as simple as CSO, but it’s coming.
Hamm Lawsuit – BC Supreme Court, awaiting dates. Rebel Lawsuit – same as above. RCMP – BC Supreme RCMP HRT case – see picture in slideshow below where he says he won. He posted this same thing back in April. No idea why he’s reposting it now. Maybe he’s drunk. Or stupid.
Criminal. The Yaniv clans criminal stuff is proceeding slowly. JY Assault Charges (assault on Keean Bexte) – trial scheduled for Feb 11, 2022. JY Threats, Mischief (against Chris Elston) – court date set for Sept 17. This is interesting because it was originally scheduled for trial Nov 1/2 and that has been deleted from CSO. Miriam and Ilana’s charges (for fighting the police) – Miriam and Ilana (or their lawyer) appeared Sept 3. A date has been set for another hearing for both, but interestingly Miriam and Ilana have separate dates. Miriam will appear Sept 24, 2021, and Ilana on October 1.
Creepy Shit. Reports are still coming in but they’re largely unverifiable or uninteresting. Of note, he’s been lurking around friends of Nicole Dunn’s on Facebook, commenting on their looks, pregnancies, outfits, etc.
Morgane Oger. Without getting too much into this creep, because MO could an entire website dedicated to exposing them, there are a couple noteworthy things here. First, MO is trying to get the MeowMix team in trouble with VPD. Swing and a miss. So MO tried to get us in trouble by writing a wall of text on Facebook, complaining that we were chasing MO’s job. Note that in the same post, in the comments section, MO attacked another persons job. Double standards I guess. Lastly, JY tweeted out that he and MO should team up and sue Twitter together. That tweet has since been deleted.
“Service Dog”. Going to ramble a bit here as we have a few things touch on. First, he still swears its a service dog and on 9/11/2021 it was “all over him”. Hint: a trained service dog wouldn’t be “all over you”. Moving on, he had posted to social media his intent to sue anyone that didn’t let him and his service dog in, citing BC Human Rights “law” that states service dogs and service dogs in training couldn’t be denied access. Yaniv thinks he has an ace up his sleeve but this is where he’s wrong.
Yes, it’s true that service dogs and service dogs in training must be allowed access, but the HRT guide and BC’s Guide Dog and Service Dog Act shut that down fast. Here’s how:
First, in the definitions. Yaniv is not a dog trainer, which the Act defines as an “individual who (a) trains dogs for the purpose of the dogs becoming guide dogs or service dogs, and (b) is certified as a dog trainer.”
Second, a “dog-in-training“, which is what Yaniv is arguing he has, is defined as “a dog that is being trained by a dog trainer to become a guide dog or service dog.”
Third, a “dog-in-training team” means “a dog trainer and a dog-in-training that are working together to train the dog-in-training to become a guide dog or service dog“.
Fourth, a “service dog” is defined as a dog that (a) is trained to perform specific tasks to assist a person with a disability, and (b) is certified as a service dog. Note that says “and”. Not “or”.
Fifth, a person and a dog can only be deemed certified as a service dog team if the person holds a valid ID card issued by an accredited or recognized training school. We know exactly who his trainer is. She’s experienced and trained, and even recommended by PADS, but she is not a certified service dog trainer. She is a Certified Professional Dog Trainer (Knowledge Assessed) but lacks the CPDT Skills Assessment certification.
To sum up, neither Yaniv nor his trainer are certified, which means the dog isn’t a “dog in training”, which means it is not eligible to receive the benefits granted to “dogs in training”, which means Yaniv is wrong. Again.
Local business should be warned.
Slideshow. Catch up on the latest random shit he’s posted. Some of this may overlap with our most recent WrapUp.
To sum those pics up, he’s mad, has a crush on Donald, wants to be Morgane Oger, thinks he’s a lawyer and can weigh in on legal matters, is confusing lawsuits with complaints, tried to hijack 9/11 for attention, hates RCMP officer V. Conroy, and doesn’t know the difference between a paralegal and a legal assistant.
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18 thoughts on “Jessica Yaniv Simpson Sept 9 Rumour Mill”
I don’t think there’s going to be many people employing Big Jon as a lawyer. There was a saying here years ago “Get me Beltrami” Joe Beltrami was a famous defence lawyer who saved 12 people from hanging. I can’t imagine anyone ever saying “Get me Yaniv” i can just imagine this lumbering fool in the ill fitting suits and bad wigs arguing with the Judge and telling them they’re wrong and he knows more about the law than the Judge because he did some four week course and Googled things. I can’t actually think of a job that Big Jon could do. He’s incredibly stupid, arrogant, supercilious and completely incompetent.
Only an idiot would hire Yaniv as he is a known sexual predator.
As a member of the dissident right I am legitimately concerned about making sure I can secure a lawyer who is not an MSM brainwashed retard/corrupt regressive leftist asshole who will just demand I take a plea deal instead of doing things such as recruiting experts to testify in my case.
I am well aware of things that you will need a politically aligned lawyer for as anyone else would just demand you take a plea deal, and sadly several people who got wrongfully arrested for participating in the sabotaged Jan 6 protests now need legal aid due to wrongful convictions.
News flash most of the Jan 6 plead guilty cause they knew they were. Those fools thought thier hero would pay the legal bill. Besides you wanna spend 20 years in jail or 5?
What’s any of this gotta do with Jon? FYI he’s got a MAGA hat.
More liable to get five years in the jail than any half and half special with that fat fool defending you. It will be like ‘My Cousin Vinny’ with Big Jon getting held in contempt of court each day for being a smart-arse to the Judge.
Hey Jon how does it feel to not be able to go anywhere, do anything or talk to anyone without MM swooping in to warn people about you? You should really just check yourself into a mental hospital and get the help you need because your grifting and preying on women and girls days are over. EVERYONE knows what you are.
Your post is a little confusing, are you talking about aliases Yaniv used?
I bet if the university caught Yaniv with the fake service dog, then he would enter vexatious litigation with them and potentially have the dog seized if the university manages to have the dog inspected for signs of miscellaneous abuse as part of a ploy to stop Yaniv in his tracks.
*sigh* ok, yaniv wanting/”Needing” a insulin pump is absolutely offensive, why? Because almost 10 years ago I nearly lost my brother to diabetes and was given 3 choices: 1. Get a insulin pump 2. Loose his limbs or death.
We opted for the pump and only to have him denied multiple times till we were planning his funeral at 27 years old. The pump was $13k and $10k a year to maintain, my mother fought every day with the minister of health to get this pump and yaniv is just wanting one? WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK.
He seems to have a fetish for acting like a 70 year old man. He’s collected a scooter, walker, cane, diapers, pee pads, plastic sheets, insulin pump, shower chair, bathtub handles and God knows what else.
He fakes most of it. In fact, I wouldn’t surprised if most of the cringe and facepalm that defines JY is 100% the responsibility of Miriam herself. She hated men because Jack Yaniv was unfaithful, so she never let JY become a man himself. She probably controlled nearly every aspect of JY life. He doesn’t know how to act around normal people, because he’s so obsessed with making Miriam proud, and not disappointing her. I don’t think JY was every actually his own person, they are totally co-dependent on each other. It would explain why he’s never been able to make friends, why he’ll never have a girlfriend, and why he’ll always be a complete outsider. We’ve all seen how his mom behaves. She’s fucking insane. If he’s listening to her advice, that might explain a few things.
Haha, fatass is crying on twitter about more threats now. I highly doubt the RCMP would even investigate it, especially since he trashed them in VERY recent twitter posts. Cry wolf some more. Nobody cares.
He’s clearly a fucking dumbass lunatic if he expects the RCMP to do anything for him after crying wolf so many times, and trashing them on social media.
I’m not sure how he thought he’d be able to attend a school without people becoming upset about it, nor do I know why he thought people would remain quiet about his history.
He must know by now he isn’t welcome anywhere, and this has nothing at all to do with transphobia, and everything to do with him just being a toxic person that people don’t feel safe around. JV is practically a leper in modern society, and should expect to be treated as such.
I fully expect that before this next week is over, the school will have contacted him to refund his books, and tell him to seek an education elsewhere. This would be followed by the dumbass attempting to sue the school, failing at it, and looking like even more of a moron. There’s no winning here for JV, but its hilarious to watch him try.
I don’t think there’s going to be many people employing Big Jon as a lawyer. There was a saying here years ago “Get me Beltrami” Joe Beltrami was a famous defence lawyer who saved 12 people from hanging. I can’t imagine anyone ever saying “Get me Yaniv” i can just imagine this lumbering fool in the ill fitting suits and bad wigs arguing with the Judge and telling them they’re wrong and he knows more about the law than the Judge because he did some four week course and Googled things. I can’t actually think of a job that Big Jon could do. He’s incredibly stupid, arrogant, supercilious and completely incompetent.
Only an idiot would hire Yaniv as he is a known sexual predator.
As a member of the dissident right I am legitimately concerned about making sure I can secure a lawyer who is not an MSM brainwashed retard/corrupt regressive leftist asshole who will just demand I take a plea deal instead of doing things such as recruiting experts to testify in my case.
I am well aware of things that you will need a politically aligned lawyer for as anyone else would just demand you take a plea deal, and sadly several people who got wrongfully arrested for participating in the sabotaged Jan 6 protests now need legal aid due to wrongful convictions.
News flash most of the Jan 6 plead guilty cause they knew they were. Those fools thought thier hero would pay the legal bill. Besides you wanna spend 20 years in jail or 5?
What’s any of this gotta do with Jon? FYI he’s got a MAGA hat.
I can not wait to hire fat Jonny as my lawyer. Maybe I will get the Jessica half and half special.
More liable to get five years in the jail than any half and half special with that fat fool defending you. It will be like ‘My Cousin Vinny’ with Big Jon getting held in contempt of court each day for being a smart-arse to the Judge.
Hey Jon how does it feel to not be able to go anywhere, do anything or talk to anyone without MM swooping in to warn people about you? You should really just check yourself into a mental hospital and get the help you need because your grifting and preying on women and girls days are over. EVERYONE knows what you are.
Your post is a little confusing, are you talking about aliases Yaniv used?
I bet if the university caught Yaniv with the fake service dog, then he would enter vexatious litigation with them and potentially have the dog seized if the university manages to have the dog inspected for signs of miscellaneous abuse as part of a ploy to stop Yaniv in his tracks.
*sigh* ok, yaniv wanting/”Needing” a insulin pump is absolutely offensive, why? Because almost 10 years ago I nearly lost my brother to diabetes and was given 3 choices: 1. Get a insulin pump 2. Loose his limbs or death.
We opted for the pump and only to have him denied multiple times till we were planning his funeral at 27 years old. The pump was $13k and $10k a year to maintain, my mother fought every day with the minister of health to get this pump and yaniv is just wanting one? WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK.
He seems to have a fetish for acting like a 70 year old man. He’s collected a scooter, walker, cane, diapers, pee pads, plastic sheets, insulin pump, shower chair, bathtub handles and God knows what else.
He fakes most of it. In fact, I wouldn’t surprised if most of the cringe and facepalm that defines JY is 100% the responsibility of Miriam herself. She hated men because Jack Yaniv was unfaithful, so she never let JY become a man himself. She probably controlled nearly every aspect of JY life. He doesn’t know how to act around normal people, because he’s so obsessed with making Miriam proud, and not disappointing her. I don’t think JY was every actually his own person, they are totally co-dependent on each other. It would explain why he’s never been able to make friends, why he’ll never have a girlfriend, and why he’ll always be a complete outsider. We’ve all seen how his mom behaves. She’s fucking insane. If he’s listening to her advice, that might explain a few things.
Haha, fatass is crying on twitter about more threats now. I highly doubt the RCMP would even investigate it, especially since he trashed them in VERY recent twitter posts. Cry wolf some more. Nobody cares.
He’s clearly a fucking dumbass lunatic if he expects the RCMP to do anything for him after crying wolf so many times, and trashing them on social media.
Its a risk for JV if they do look into them and find there a hoax JV could face charges.
All those bomb threats were Donny.
Unless JYs going to contradict himself?
To be fair—wait a minute, what am I saying.
Why would I want to be “fair” to big Jess?
Never mind.
Pedo yaniv needs to be dropped kicked
I have no idea what Big Jess said or did bit for many students to file police reports it must be really bad.
I’m not sure how he thought he’d be able to attend a school without people becoming upset about it, nor do I know why he thought people would remain quiet about his history.
He must know by now he isn’t welcome anywhere, and this has nothing at all to do with transphobia, and everything to do with him just being a toxic person that people don’t feel safe around. JV is practically a leper in modern society, and should expect to be treated as such.
I fully expect that before this next week is over, the school will have contacted him to refund his books, and tell him to seek an education elsewhere. This would be followed by the dumbass attempting to sue the school, failing at it, and looking like even more of a moron. There’s no winning here for JV, but its hilarious to watch him try.
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I think the real risk is could he face criminal charges and how many students did file complaints.