Not big news but still good news – serial loser Jessica Yaniv Simpson lost again.
Several weeks ago we reviewed Jessica Serenity Simpson’s effort to reduce their probation conditions. His probation conditions were as shown below:
He first applied to have conditions reduced in Nov 2020, shown below.
20201119, Application to Reduce Probation ConditionsThis application was granted. A modified probation order was posted, shown here.
Conditions 4, 5, and 6 of the original order were deleted because Yaniv completed these.
In Feb 2020 Yaniv applied to have the rest of his conditions thrown out. He claimed, “The probation period is severely affecting my health. BC Emergency Health Services has flagged my address as having a weapon, along with apparently Township of Langley fire department. This delays my care when I require emergency services to attend. In addition, I am not reporting to a probation officer so I am requesting my probation period be reduced to 5 months for the term to be completed on Feb 21, 2021 or earlier as the court allows.”
The application was reviewed by Crown and opposed. It never went to a hearing, and Yaniv has now evidently withdrawn the application. The update below appeared in CSO today.
Jonathan Yaniv is complaining about being flagged as aggressive or possessing a weapon and saying it’s affecting his health. It’s worth reminding everyone that Yaniv was charged with two counts of possessing an illegal weapon, one count of assault, two counts of criminal mischief, and one count of uttering death threats. There are multiple videos of Yaniv behaving violently and countless pictures and videos of Yaniv’s threats. Somehow he figures he isn’t a threat. The reality is he’s a menace to society.
Yaniv’s remaining conditions are:
- Keep the peace and be of good behaviour
- Appear before the Court when required to
- Notify the Court or probation officer if he changes his name, address or job.
- May not possess a firearm.
Somehow Yaniv has evaded trouble for violating condition #1. Since being sentenced to probation he has incurred three new criminal charges and been involved in numerous incidents, including the arrest of his own mother and aunt. That doesn’t include the countless incidents of online threatening behaviour, talking to underage girls, and exposing himself. Where’s the justice?
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Let me try to translate the real reason behind it.
“The probation period is severely affecting my health.”
(I know its actually me whos affecting my health, but im just gonna say its the probation so i can sue someone later this year)
“BC Emergency Health Services has flagged my address as having a weapon, along with apparently Township of Langley fire department.”
(Thats why i make sure that i am naked in my bathtub when they arrive, also i am always offering them to make a body cavity search to make sure i am unarmed. Unfortunately so far i had no one wanted to do it.)
“This delays my care when I require emergency services to attend.”
(Which is twice daily when im finished playing with myself infront of kids on TikTok)
“In addition, I am not reporting to a probation officer”
(Its not for the lack of trying but they all knew who i am so no one wanted me as their client)
“so I am requesting my probation period be reduced to 5 months for the term to be completed on Feb 21, 2021 or earlier as the court allows.”
(I got some Court dates coming up, and losing them while on probation will severly affect my freedom, and propably my flourishing business of suing people for no reason, furtermore i havent made up my mind on which correctional facility i would like to go to. Maybe you could recommend a minimum security youth correctional facility near my flat?)
He’d have pleaded guilty if they’d promise him conjugal visits from his mom & aunt. We all know this.
Hey Jon, you f*cking idiot, they already know about the letter TOLs legal team sent you. It clearly states that YOU were abusing services and acting lewd and inappropriate. Your weapons charge has nothing to do with them not wanting you to keep pestering them. You’ve never once had a real emergency. You’re an attention whore and they’re sick of you
It took me about two hours, but I forwarded the link of this exact article to every e-mail I can find on the Township of Langley website, as well as all the politicians and media outlets I can find that operate in Langley, including links to Yaniv’s twitter, and a few examples of Yaniv’s behavior.
The best part of this, is it all looks like it came from [email protected].
Expect hilarity to follow.
Amazing. How’d you get it to look like it was from him?
“It severely affects my health when my care by emergency services is delayed. My skin gets wrinkly while I wait for them to pull me out of the bath for my sexual gratification”
Fuck off fatso, and stop following teen girls on TikTok you pedo freak – there is no, justifiable reason for you doing this, apart from your sick fetishes.
On another note I watched the Blaire White interview again, where fatso says “I’m going to win all these cases, there’s no doubt”
Ahahahahahahahahaha. Old but gold.
Miriam should have swallowed.
The fat cunt has been breaching his probation conditions for months, I’ve seen it all on video, abusing Donald the winner at the courts (twice), the well documented Chris Elston incident, setting off his duress alarm at the courts and calling the police when nothing had happened, making threats and abusing people on twitter, why the fuck has nothing been done?
As far as affecting his health, what a crock of fucking shit, he is the one that had his own little weeny cock chopped off and he is the one who then proceeded to have bubble baths instead of sitz baths.
He then proceeded to get pissed every second day, failed to obey his health care instructions, doesn’t exercise and eats like a fucking pig, not to mention all that, he also rang the fire brigade 32 times with nuisance calls in an attempt to satisfy his sexual fetish and expose his badly infected, pus covered stink-ditch to fire brigade members while making lewd sexual comments to them.
He then got a warning letter from the township of Langley about his shocking behaviour. How is that obeying your probation? Let’s get this straight fat boy, you did all this to yourself and you are nothing but a low, fat, fetishist paedophile, you’ll get yours one day maggot.
Just wait doctors will turn JYs’ creek diversion into the main river. That monster must have so much fun peeing. What a mess!
JY Ineed more pictures of its healing please.
JV is lucky he has not caught the attention of groups like BLM.
I don’t think that simply being charged can cause a violation of condition 1 (Keep the peace) – however, a conviction of a related charge certainly could. I see JJYS trying to either shorten the probation order prior to being convicted of his assault and mischief charges, or trying to run the clock out on those hearings in order to avoid breaching his probation.
Everyone agrees the Yaniv’s are scum. Try not to bring yourself down to their level with your responses. It ruins your credibility when you become one of them.
Question: what’s the difference between Jessica Simpson and THE Jessica Simpson?
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About 300 pounds.
Did anybody see his email? [email protected]?? And his phone number is Los Angeles area code.