After “winning” $5,000 from Expedia Canada at the BC Civil Resolution Tribunal and quickly learning that he’ll most likely never see a dime of it, Jessica Yaniv Simpson decided it was a good day to make a bigger ass of himself.
First, he started with a statement that he’s “sued” (complained) to the BC Human Rights Tribunal about the Colebrook Medical Clinic, a family clinic in the Cloverdale area of Surrey, BC. Is this another sign of doctor shopping, considering it’s nearly 20 km away? A quick glance of their website shows their clinic is mostly staffed by women and Indian-sounding names (Dhami, Kandola, Samavi, Ramani, Velay) – an important thing to consider when you remember Jons history of race-based targeting.
When the responses to that were mostly lol’s and dares, Yaniv went quiet for a few hours. Turns out he was at PetSmart in Maple Ridge (which is further than the Langley location from his home) doing some “service dog training”. No, he didn’t retain the services of a PetSmart trainer. Instead, he found someone who called herself a trainer and went to PetSmart to learn.
Now, I’m not a dog training expert, but I’ve talked to a couple. It isn’t unheard of for a third party trainer to go to a store – include a pet store – to train dogs. What is unheard of is the “service dog trainer” rolling on her back and giggling with the dog, playing with toys in the store, and breaking things that they refuse to pay for on the way out.
What’s also unheard of is the dog owner (who should be getting as much from the training as the dog does, if not more) standing around watching the “training” occur like an idiot instead of participating. That’s Jon for ya.
Our source says Jon was his usual self and appeared to be wearing a diaper. He apparently smelled like it was dirty – something we’ve heard from LangleyResident in the past.
When we posted this to Twitter, Jon reached out like he’s some kind of genius and asked PetSmart to turn over their security footage to him so we can stalk their customers. Right.
I do find it kind of funny that Jon brags to people about being a famous celebrity and having a following and then complains when anyone talks about him. Maybe if he wasn’t such a spaz and a fuckup people wouldn’t talk about him so much but the only thing he’s ever got right is when he turns his car that direction.
Editor: Nope, we have video of him fucking up literal right turns.
Apparently that wasn’t enough anger for one day. He also had to take a swing at one of his favourite police officers, Valerie Conroy. It must burn being as bitter as Jon is. I hope so.
Good fun last night folks! We’ve heard he’s due at Vancouver General Hospital today for something. Maybe we’ll see more of a meltdown!
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I take a day off and come back to this overflowing cornucopia of moronic activity from Jon Yaniv…the biggest waste of space on the entire planet. Your value, Jon, is directly parallel to the trashy entertainment you provide, so I guess you still have a purpose.
I suggest a lobotomy at your next GRS checkup. Surely, they’re capable of that butchery, as well?
At least someone is being nice to the puppy, even if it’s some random meth addict that followed him into the store, pretending to be a service dog trainer…
Jon’s brain is likely similar in size and makeup to that atrophied piece of tissue he called a clit that shriveled up and fell off.
If you gave his big fat head a good wallop it might just fall out.
The system automatically puts you on hold because you’re anti Semitic bullshit is unwanted
What a miserable piece of shit. The world will be a better place on the day Jonny doesn’t exist
Too bad we can crowd fund an exterminator
At the hospital a good old-fashioned electroshock treatment might just zap EunuchBoy back into a lower orbit closer to reality. In his case, a starting dose of a few thousand volts is minimum treshhold to unfuse him from his BS.
Why do you have to be a cunt everywhere you go Jon? As far as ordering the video under FOI, if you had taken the trouble to read the FOI act you would know that it only applies to Federal Government Institutions, and if you knew anything about the law you would know that the pet shop footage is private, it belongs to them and they don’t have to hand it over to you, unless you get a court order, good luck with that dick head. Don’t get too excited that you might have won 5 grand either dick head, you haven’t, I know you did a dodgy on the service like you have in the past you sneaky fat cunt. I also want to make comment about Arianna and your robotic one liners when she was trying to talk to you, this is because you were trolling other young girls at the same time and you were trying to concentrate on that. The famous child molester Rolf Harris once said, “It’s a numbers game, if I lay it on some young chick and she knocks me back I just keep doing it until one gives in”. You have this in common with our Rolf, playing the numbers game with underage girls and you’re both famous. Ha ha ha! How’s that service dog training going, I bet the judge will be well impressed when it tears around the court like a mad thing then takes a dump on the carpet, you’re going to fuck yourself up with this service dog thing Jon, you can’t just pretend and hope it will all work out, that dog better obey commands and do a it is told in that court or the Judge is going to get pretty shitty with you buddy. What type of wedding dress did you get for Arianna, what about the ring, how much did that cost? By the way cunt, I am aware that you haven’t paid Donald his $350, I suggest you pay it if you know what’s good for you fatso! Wouldn’t want your car to accidently get severely damaged while it’s parked in a car park somewhere.
Oh please don’t discourage him from pursuing the Petsmart security footage. He’s now self identified himself as the troublemaker in the store. So the likely outcome, if MM’s description of his training session is true will be to get himself banned from Petsmart.
And gee, wouldn’t it be a shame if someone told that nice Medical Clinic about Johnny’s pprevious HRT decisions naming him a racist fraud who targets certain ethnic groups for his HRT scams?
I wonder who takes a dump first in the courtroom, Jon or the dog?
With the Federal Election expected to be called Sunday i hope some leaders talk about self id.Its clear with people like JV and Ruby Canada really needs to make changes to the bill.
Odd – I pictured that fat fuck screwing up right turns with his “service dog” and “trainer” in tow. I personally want to see him the dog and trainer rolling around on the floor in his/her diaper(s). I bet it was pink and Rearz!
Wish we lived in a world where if you tag people and start shit it was legal to go there and fight them.
I bet jonny boi would finally stfu
Ps erica b, I know you read these to now, you are just as responsible for not soppy jy when it started
*stopping
The new rules around Twitter etc the Feds want to bring in would see people like JV not only get banned but face very heavy fines.However with a election now called this bill is dead for now and if the Liberals don’t do well in the election it may not see the light of day again.
can you tell us who is this Erica ?
Please, someone get that poor dog away from that deformed lunatic. Whoever does it, however you want to do it. I will post your bail money. I’ll provide you an alibi. JY should not be allowed to be in charge of another living creature.
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