Jessica Yaniv Simpson’s weekend was bracketed by identical court hearings to address his pointless attempts to relocate his lawsuit against his strata and his joint lawsuit with Miriam Yaniv against her strata. He is asking to move these files from Surrey, BC to Abbotsford, BC. We previously weighed in on that here.
It seems the Court’s may be wising up to JY’s antics because todays hearing was intended to simply be an application to relocate the hearing to a new Court. Instead, the Judge took the entire case and tossed it out the window, saying the Court had no jurisdiction to hear the case (something MeowMix’s legal expert said weeks ago!).
The lawyer for Miriam’s strata schooled Jon on legal proceedings. Yaniv tried to claim he should actually be getting more for damages and the lawyer basically taunted him and said he’s handled much larger cases. Miriam attempted to speak but nobody could understand it and it didn’t matter. Judge Cohen – one that JY likes because he is known to be LGBTQ-friendly – canned the entire thing, despite JY’s objections.
It is unknown at this time on whether or not costs will be awarded to cover the strata’s legal fees. The Strata lawyer may file an application for costs.
To clarify on what these hearings were, the lawsuit against Miriam’s strata was to force them to install better fire alarm systems and compensate her $30K for their refusal to do so. The file against Jon’s strata was to install cameras, attend strata council meetings, get handicapped parking, and other random rambling bullshit.
Yaniv is still free to present this case in BC Supreme Court or the BC Human Rights Tribunal, where it is likely he has already filed identical complaints.
UPDATE: We’ve received confirmation that Yaniv has already filed a complaint to the BCHRT about this matter and it is currently backlogged.
There is no news yet on what happened on Friday, or if the application was even heard. We will keep you posted as we learn new info.
Til then, enjoy your Monday guys. I encourage you to point and laugh loudly at JY. He’s such an epic failure.
UPDATE 2: We got some notes from a friend of MeowMix and have the following to add:
- Miriam and Jessica attended the hearing by phone. Miriam was extremely hard to hear and it often seemed as if she was raising her voice at the judge.
- The entire hearing started with the Judge stating he didn’t think he had jurisdiction and asking JY/MY why they thought he did.
- MY went into a ramble that she took the matter to the BCHRT in Feb or March 2021 and received an email saying it hasn’t even been screened yet due to the backlog of cases.
- JY took over and tried to go into the details about the application, including saying that this was a matter that could be solved with $500-$800 worth of investment by the Strata, and the Judge stopped him, again asking why JY thought the court had jurisdiction. The judge referred him to a section of the Strata Property Act that said these matters could only be heard by the BC Supreme Court.
- JY replied that the Judge was wrong and that it could be heard under the Negligence Act.
- The Judge replied that JY was wrong – the BC Provincial Court had jurisdiction over torts, including the tort of negligence, but this was not that. JY said he disagreed.
- Miriam pipes up that this has been going on between her and the strata for two years. The judge again said that he had no jurisdiction to help her. Our notes person said Miriam was agitated and raised her voice and said something like there was a fire situation two weeks ago in her building and she was inside her unit and nobody told her.
- JY cut her off to say that he wanted the Judge to transfer the case to the BC Supreme Court via the Abbotsford registry.
- The Judge declined. Our notes person didn’t say exactly what the judge said, but basically that he didn’t have the authority to do that now and JY needed to file the paperwork to do so.
- The strata’s lawyer graciously offered JY some advice – take it to the BCHRT, or the Civil Resolution Tribunal, and that the Supreme Court may want him to use those avenues before the BCSC. The Judge agreed.
- JY said he couldn’t use the CRT because this matter was “much” more than the $5000 limit the CRT allowed (remember earlier when he said it was a $500-$800 matter?).
- Strata’s lawyer corrected him, saying he had personally taken matters higher than that to the CRT.
- At this point the Judge ended the hearing, saying he was dismissing the application and no further dates would be set in this matter.
Bwhahaha. Loser.
Serial loser*
this is great news, what a total LOOSER!!!!!!!! I hope it has an epic incel tantrum
Eunuch tantrums are the best.
Haha Jonny No Dick loses again. Suck on that ya fat turd.
Here’s some advice for the people dip shit is going after. Automatically go after costs, no matter what. Bankrupt this asshole and make him pay for all this bullshit.
Fuck you Jon
Lol he can’t even sue himself properly
He is what 1-100 now maybe its time to give it up.
I love how the Strata’s lawyer told him to refile in the appropriate court. The Strata can then apply for costs a second time considering crunchycrotch’s case still has no stated actionable claim. Hey Jon – I know you’ll read this *and you’ll still* continue with this lame and puerile action. I bet you don’t have the balls (narf) to take it to the Supreme Court.
Fortunately I was able to escape that festering pus-filled wound you call a ‘vagina’ and am living it up with Trevor.
“Crunchy-crotch”…mwwahahahahahahaha!!!! Lololol!!!
CrunchyCrotch?! I’m howling! Oh don’t, I just woke my youngest up giggling at that one. Totally worth it though. Oh my days.
Johnny went doo-doo in his diaper again!
Imagine living where you’re so despised or even that no one cares enough to knock on your door when there’s a fire alarm. Yikes.
P.S. Idiots.
Please someone rescue that poor dog! Enough is enough.
At this point, all I care about is the puppy, and Walnut, too. These two morons and Auntie Batshit will run themselves into the ground on their own, despite the cultish mentality that “trans” = “above the law.” The dogs should not be living with those gross people. Jon’s not even capable of taking care of the parasites that live in his crotch wound.
JY and MY are utterly *infamous*…and Jon doesn’t have a clit, ahem, I mean LEG, to stand on. It’s taking longer than it should, but, Canada.
#RescueYanivsPuppy #notaeuphamism
*euphemism
JY forcefully disagreed with the Judge regarding the Jurisdiction of the Judges own court. Wow! His lunacy is accelerating. He’s going to get hit for contempt real soon. There is a limit to pro se bullshit Judges will tolerate. I hope the Strata asks for fees and costs. Because those will be so much higher than the $350 to Donald.
LOL, ya because judges always like some creepy troon having a spaz attack in their court. I’m sure that went over well.
I hope jon really loses it one day and is charged with contempt.
You fucking fat morn, giving the judge the old “I know the law better than you” caper. You’re a fucking fat loser eunuch boy, you lose everything you touch, this month you have lost two court cases and your knob, these things always seem to come in threes.
Oh, I can pass the bar exam, I know the law, except you fuckingwell don’t. I think it’s time to latch on to a new grift fatso because the old court thing you had going doesn’t seem to be working out for you.
How’s having an orgasm working out for you catheter-boy? I saw somebody else playing with your knob the other day, it was a little kid around the block with a cricket bat and he was hitting your knob up against the wall like a golf ball, ha ha ha.
Are you still living on your lovers balcony no-gland Stan. I am eagerly awaiting the next instalment of Arianna leaks but I pretty well know what it will say before I even read it.
Oh, I can’t dialate my vagina properly, I’m so scared, look here’s photos if it bleeding, I need to go to three hospital and four doctors surgeries and show it to six doctors and fifteen nurses and when they all say the same thing I need a second opinion. I have my period.
I wuv you a billion trillion times to Uranus and back and then back out to Saturn, around the sun and past Jupiter a trillion million billion times. I love you so much, I really want to see you so bad, I want to get you in my bed and cuddle and then drop a huge fart and then I want to fuck you. I mean have lesbian play time with you, I mean I’ve been talking to you on the net now for three days I think it’s time.
What we have is so special, I really want to make wedding plans, I love you, I want our wedding to be so special, I want you to wear my ring, here’s another picture of my pus covered, infected fake-cunt.
I am so busy I am working so hard, I am reverse hypergloratating my isp so that it’s in complete parallel to the internal & external facilitating back-up systems.
I’m so scared, I need to call 35 police to come and protect me from Donald. He sent me a death threat and I know it was from him, I never wrote it and sent it to myself I promise;. I tried to kill myself last night and it was my fifteenth attempt this week and it’s only Tuesday.
I just filed my 76th court action, I’m suing the pizza parlour across the road because they left the anchovies off both of my extra large Supreme pizzas that I had for lunch, they didn’t properly warm my onion soup and my cheesecake was lemon flavour and I asked for chocolate surprise.
I’m so sick, my hip and my wrists are playing up from the super high speed massive car crash that I had and I am also so disabled that I can barely drive myself over to my mothers condo to bash her and my aunt. When can I see you, I want to cuddle up in bed and make love, even though my fake cunt is now sealed and my knob came off. I want you to sit on my face, even though I wouldn’t know what the fuck to do if you did and I want you to eat me, you’ll get used to the smell and the pus eventually.
I want to take romantic walks along the beach as we hold hands and you tell me about the time you were sexually assaulted and then I can tell you my experiences, not of life , of being constantly sexually assaulted and then we can go home and make love, or we could if I hadn’t chopped my cock off and if my knob hadn’t fallen off and if my hole hadn’t sealed shut.
Did I tell you that the police asked me to de-transition as they have had to form a special unit of 50 police officers just to protect me from the paparrazzi and my thousands of fans that gather around me when I am in public?
I have to go now as I need to attempt suicide again and then I have to service all of the hundreds of clients I have that are associated with my two websites that haven’t changed for two years, gotta keep that massive corporation running so that the money keeps pouring in, man cannot live on the winnings of legal actions alone, legal fees are expensive you know and so are pizzas.
You know what else cost a packet fat Jon? Bullets!
To the point and eloquent as always Sir, I always look forward to your comments. My mates all say I’m lethal when I go into a rant but I will gladly submit to your superiority in this. Have my trophy! It’s well deserved, fabulous response.
Thanks fasterpussy, I really appreciate your positive feedback. We are all in this together fighting for a good cause, I am a professional writer so it’s the least I can do.
“Hypergloratating my ISP”
I’m crying
Bravo, sir
He should use his tampon collection to dry his tears.
So he knows better than the judge ? His arrogance is bigger than his arse and that’s saying something.
The court needs to slap a contempt charge on him .
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