It began on February 4, 2021, when Jessica Yaniv Simpson (middle name: Serenity) tweeted a letter received from the Township of Langley’s legal counsel. Yaniv tweeted this message and a copy of the letter.
First off, who would post something like this?
Second, what kind of lewd conduct are they referring to? One can take a few guesses. Yaniv posted a 911 video from the tub asking for the FD, and then the FD sends a letter saying there were 30 calls for lift assistance. One generally doesn’t bathe in clothes, and Yaniv is a known pervert / exhibitionist. It seems probable to me that Yaniv was phoning the fire department for lifting services while nude and was probably not shy about showing off his (probably not) shiny new vagina.
His tweet supports this in my mind. Yaniv justifies his behaviour by saying it occurred in his own house, and speculates that they don’t like trans vaginas.
Note to Yaniv… I know your mother did a shitty job raising you but you can still be “inappropriate and lewd” in your own house. There’s a general societal norm that most people understand – when you invite people to your home, you will behave a certain way. You could have covered yourself up. You clearly didn’t because you imply that they saw your “trans vagina” and didn’t like it. How could they “not like it” if they didn’t see it?
Quick math…The lawyer says that there were over 30 calls since Jan 21 and Yaniv posted it Feb 4. Let’s assume the lawyer collected the data 1-2 days before sending the letter, and the letter took 1-2 days to go through the mail. It appears to be a scanned letter, not email, so I’m guessing registered mail or courier. That means the letter had to be written 2-4 days before Feb 4. It isn’t hard to tighten that timeline up to average almost 3 calls a day.
It all spiraled downhill from there and Yaniv seemed unable to regain control of the narrative.
When Twitter erupted in laughter about this letter, Yaniv turned to Facebook and changed his story details:
Now the story is that Yaniv was in the shower – not a bath – and was having a medical emergency – despite the ToL stating it was not a medical emergency. Yaniv adds that it was only called lewd and inappropriate because he’s trans, and then goes on to imply that the FD demanded he be dressed up formally in the shower in case there is a FIRE.
So many interesting points here. Calling 911 to be lifted out of a tub with a few inches of water isn’t the same as a fire. Covering with a towel and being modest isn’t the same as having your hair and makeup done. Showering isn’t the same as sitting in a bathtub. And it’s odd that this time he makes no mention of his trans vagina. Perhaps he realized that comment was “lewd and inappropriate”?
When called out on Facebook, Yaniv suddenly adds in that he was covered with a large towel, and that his car accident played a role in this. I’m curious why Yaniv would wonder if they liked his trans vagina if his trans vagina was covered up?
When more people started to question him, he got defensive, as he always does.
So much madness here, and we already covered it in this article. It escalated from there.
In a desperate attempt to clear his name and look like a victim, Yaniv tweeted an accusation that three officers committed criminal offenses against him. Yaniv states he will personally file criminal charges against them.
Over the next several hours he posts pictures of his damaged door lock and a video from his home security system showing the police forcing their way into his unit.
He shared the video on every platform – Snapchat, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok – as if showing it to more people would build allies and make him more believable. It’s the same way liars tell their lie as many times as possible in an effort to garner sympathy and support. After all, the more people that know the lie, the truer it must be. Right?
My comments on this are pretty short. You can clearly tell that there is a pry bar or halligan bar being used to pressure the lock open. There is light showing at the top before the officer “kicks” the door down. Then you see the door swing open and the officers foot go down. Remember this part….
So the officer “kicked the door down” but you can actually see his boot print, barely two feet off the ground. In my mind, this proves there was a pry bar used and the officer just gave it a little tap with his boot for that little extra power to open it. That’s vastly different than ‘the police kicked my door down’, but Jonny does have a flair for the dramatic.
Jessica Yaniv Simpson vs ToL: Facebook Version
When the crowd still hadn’t turned in Yaniv’s favour, he posted this rant to Facebook.
SO. MANY. QUESTIONS. (petty and important ones!)
- Why is Yaniv capitalizing SIMPSON but not MCWILLIAMS. I guess the female officers name isn’t important.
- Yaniv says that at 5:20 am he told EHS that no ambulance was needed. Why was he even talking to emergency services?
- He phoned 911 (emergency only) to report his mom was dizzy but said no ambulance was needed? Was it an emergency or not?
- That same minute (wow!), emergency services arrived.
- Yaniv states that there was no supervisor or FD staff present and the ambulance staff waited 25 minutes outside. They tried to call Miriam repeatedly.
- How does Yaniv know this? Was he holding on to her phone or hovering over her controllingly?
- Yaniv states his mom is unable to communicate over the phone but this isn’t true – Miriam has personally called my burner number before, plus she’s phoned Donald’s number and invited him to dinner. Not only that, we know for a fact that Miriam and Yaniv communicate by phone regularly.
- Yaniv states he told EHS again that Miriam was fine. When the ambulance left, dispatch kept calling, and everyone said Miriam was fine.
- Despite all that, Yaniv and Miriam started driving off to breakfast.
- Suddenly the police start calling and Jonny does the responsible thing and pulls over to talk (ya right). He claims the police aren’t trying to reach him. Key difference…the police dispatch desk has no idea if Officer X in the field is trying to phone someone.
- Suddenly alarms!
- Yaniv looks at his camera and determines the police broke in without a warrant – over the camera.
- Yaniv calls the police again and is told to go home. He finds paramedics and police on site but says they weren’t securing his unit.
- Yaniv claims that RCMP stated “fire” broke down the door but his video proves police did. Looks to me like fire used their bar to pry it and police assisted. Regardless, it’s not relevant.
- Yaniv then says that an illegal search warrant for weapons was executed. How does Yaniv know this? Because, he says, the police were “searching for Yaniv” in places where Yaniv couldn’t fit. He goes on to name a few places.
- Yaniv goes on to state how much the damage is, but then takes a wild leap into crazytown. He states that this caused him “severe psychological injuries of stress, depression, anxiety, and PTSD”. Come on Jon…
- He states the officers committed an illegal search warrant with illegal acts of entry. That isn’t even the right terminology.
- Blah blah and so on.
While police can and often do make mistakes, I am highly skeptical of Yaniv’s story. The Langley police and FD are well aware that Yaniv is a litigious monster and would take every step they can to cover their asses. I’m sure there was a long conversation outside the hall about breaking into his unit before they did it. Hell his name probably comes up in daily briefings – what to do in case the Langley Lump calls again.
I’m curious why Yaniv only released one video. He has multiple cameras in his house, and if the police were conducting an illegal search he would have this on video. I would even go as far as to say that if Yaniv had video evidence of police digging through drawers and cabinets and couch cushions that he might be in the right when he accuses the cops of illegally searching. I would actually agree with him! But where’s that proof? Why was only one video posted? If he has the smoking gun, he didn’t post it.
It’s also curious that Yaniv issued an apology to one of the three named officers.
Yaniv posted other comments that he thinks support his claim but really don’t. He’ll have so much to prove, and if I had to guess this will go to court. Yaniv’s statement is written in the same style he writes his lawsuits, and he’s already trying to play up the damages. Add in his grudge match with the Township and we’re in for some fun.
There’s more pics below, and some great quotes are buried in here. My favourite is Yaniv claiming he is not a criminal, despite having been charged with 6 criminal offenses (weapons x2, mischief x2, uttering threats, assault). It’s also funny that Miriam (or Yaniv in Miriam’s skinsuit) piped up randomly this weekend. Coincidence?
Jessica Yaniv Simpson vs ToL: MeowMix Editor Theory
These tweets expose a pretty big hole in Yaniv’s story. He claims he didn’t call 911, and leaves the door open that maybe Miriam did. He then states an ambulance showed up, then left. Not police. Suddenly the police were conducting a search without a warrant.
I guess Yaniv didn’t consider why an ambulance showed up and everyone was calling him for two hours before the police came. Not a very good surprise search if you ask me.
What do you guys think happened? There’s a few theories floating around. Here’s what I think could have happened.
I think Yaniv and Miriam had another one of their infamous fights. These have been known to result in violence in the past. There are allegations that Miriam and JY had a fist fight in a police station last year. I think Miriam may have called 911 because Yaniv had another angry explosion and she asked for help. When there were callbacks, Yaniv said everything was ok but Miriam couldn’t come to the phone because she was deaf.
Suddenly, they were off to go for breakfast. Did they suspect police were coming and they were getting away to look good? Or was Yaniv trying to hide Miriam for a couple hours until things calmed down? They disappeared from the unit despite the fact that Yaniv is still recovering from an invasive surgery.
Police arrived, and they had cause in their minds to force their way into the unit. Let’s forget Yaniv’s story and think about what would give police a good reason to break in. What if someone called them to report an emergency and was now unreachable? And now nobody is answering the door? And you know the person that lives there has a history of mental instability, anger issues, weapons possession, violent outbursts, and domestic violence. Seems like a pretty good reason to be suspicious to me.
Then Yaniv goes on an internet tirade trying to look like a victim, and Miriam’s dead twitter account suddenly lights up trying to look supportive. Remind anyone else of a dysfunctional, abusive relationship trying to look like everyone is ok and deflect attention onto others?
Combine this weekend’s drama (all of the above happened Feb 4-7th or so) with Yaniv’s personal grudge against the Township of Langley and the RCMP and you have a mess on your hands. Add in his perversions, his fantasies about being seen as a girl, and his desire to show off his new gear, and you have a recipe for disaster.
Tell me what you think happened in the comments below.
Yaniv says he’s not a criminal Check out the videos of him being violent and perverted on MeowTube!
Lmao oh jon …you dont have a clue about what coming to you …..do ya ?
You see , for years the police closed their eyes to your antics allowing a child predator and fraud run scott free .
Do you know what happen to dogs that bite the hand of the one who feed them ? The rabid dog got mostly put down.
You are the dog yaniv . And you will get put in your place . You cant get out of this and your lawyers is useless .You just spitted on the big guys . The big guys will make you pay with the full weight of law .
Your humiliation fetish just f you over in more ways then one .
Watching you fall is like watching the titanic sink ..but if the titanic was a fat obese man with a sepsis riddled hole in his flesh .
You are your own freacking iceberg , you are pathetic .
I think their legal teams are now figuring out it’s going to be cheaper in the long run going after Yaniv more aggressively and holding him accountable for his behavior, than letting this play out for years with more potential lawsuits from this idiot or other idiots.
If RMCP/TOL don’t properly respond to this the way they should, Yaniv just gave the world how to scam both the TOL and the RMCP. They know this, we know this but Yaniv thinks people believe him, so this is going to be great as this plays out.
I’m speculating that Yanny called 911 because Mommy Dearest was Dizzy and he planned to be there naked for EMS when they arrived or more likely that he had called because he received the letter and maybe a call or two in regard to his abuse of services and being the fat, useless lech that Jon is he threw a tantrum and made grand plans to harass services (he has a pattern) because they are around to wipe his ass and at his beck and call 24/7 so he made the call about Mama, LEFT and went to eat – hitting 20k calorie a day in take has to start early! Thinks he set the cops up to “break in” for unfounded reasons and will cash in and buy more toys to finally dildo himself to death (how much money DOES he spend on take out and sex toys???) honestly its pretty clear what this fat useless person was trying to do but all he has done is made a further laughing stock of himself and is reallllly putting the nails in the coffin of him officially being declared a vexatious litigant. JYS for Prison 2021
Ha! I didn’t know ‘Miriam’ had replied to my tweet until now!
I think Jon struck his mum and she called 911. I think you’re right that Jon then made a big show of saying “we don’t need you” then Miriam piped in and said “I don’t need help”. I then think that Jon forced his mother to leave with him “to get breakfast” so whatever red marks could have time to be iced down and not be as noticeable.
I think this whole family needs to be locked up. Jon and Miriam in mental hospitals and the Auntie should be placed in a nice peaceful retirement home where she can live out her life.
that’s exactly how I see it too Abs!
The most likely scenario is that miriam called because Jon was being violent. Jon tried to shut it down with 911 and took miriam and left thinking if EMS showed up and nobody answered they’d drop it. That’s not how it works with domestic violence calls. They had reason to believe Miriam needed help and they weren’t interested in anything Jon had to say.
Nice try following me with miriam’s account, Jon. I stopped that. If you want to see what I’m saying then unblock me and we’ll talk. I don’t like stalkers
I think Yaniv did all this as a plan to set up Tol and the RMCP, while using his mom as an accomplice.
The TOL, RMCP and the rest of us know Yaniv’s been caught trying to manufacture condition in his favor so he can claim he’s a victim. Yaniv knows his story has holes, that’s why he’s working so hard at controlling the narrative, but failing.
This is going to be the end of Yaniv. He publicly accused individual officers of a felony crime, he accused TOL and RMCP of being transphobic and coving up their crimes.
I guarantee Yaniv is going down for this one. The RMCP & TOL legal team is now realizing that it’s cheaper and easier for them to now prosecute Yaniv vs letting him continue with this behavior. If they don’t act now and put their foot down, it can open them up for so many more lawsuits from other individuals, not just Yaniv.
I firmly believe they are going to drop the hammer on him this time.. it’s going to be the easiest case for the RMCP/TOL to win. There’s so much evidence of Yaniv abusing them and the system that they have no choice but to make Yaniv an example so other don’t attempt the same type of shit.
Yaniv problem is he never had an discipline growing up as a kid, so as a result this is what we get. A man child that has never been told no or face any consequences. They say it takes a village to raise a child, well the village is going to show him a valuable lesson in life his parents should have showed him.
The narrative that he’s trying to create and control doesn’t make sense but it will when that poked bear responses back to him. We’ll find out whats really going on.
Yaniv has zero credibility, he’s been shown to be a liar by the courts themselves. I wonder if this is going to be added to his making a false police report against Chris.
It funny that Yaniv can’t figure out why Donald and Chris are beloved and he’s rejected by society.
Let’s get serious for a moment. Everyone laughs at his craziness, and mocks him, and tries to be clever in making critical comments. But the truth is, this Yaniv person is seriously deranged and in need of psychiatric help. These days we are so fearful of offending anyone that we are afraid to speak plainly. Yaniv is mentally ill. Yaniv is a potential danger to himself, and to others. Yaniv should be committed to an institution where he can receive the care and treatment that he so obviously requires.
This is what we should all do!!
One of the best ways to speed up the process is if we all call the TOL and the RMCP and ask them why they have transphobic cops on their roster or why they broke into an innocent victims home without a search warrant. We could also say that we are going to start protesting those locations until they respond back with a press release. We should all pretend we believe Yaniv and are outraged because of the stuff he’s blasting on social media. We aren’t going to harass them or call them names but ask them politely why they have transphobic cops and what do they plan to do about it. And why do they prefer searches without warrants.
Yeah, it’s a bit dishonest but we need to show the RMCP/TOL that Yaniv can influence people, which can create more problems for them in the long run.
I think it’s laughable that we’re supposed to believe that this person cannot stand up in a bathtub, yet can somehow drive out for breakfast no problem? They were able to tell a “search” had been conducted, and pillows moved in a hoarded shambles of an apartment? Get real.
Johnny Boy doesn’t know how to tell the truth. Just two examples…’You don’t like seeing Trans Vaginas’ ‘I was decent, i covered up with a towel’ ‘My Auld Maw is stone deaf and can’t use the phone’ ‘My Auld Maw spoke to them on the phone and told them she was okay’ Yaniv is throwing his toys out of his pram or to be more precise his ducks out of the bath because the Mounties have stopped his daily wank-fest. Oh and where the fuck his is probation officer? Doesn’t he know his client his having the meltdowns to end all meltdowns?
This IDIOT does not have a Vagina and is most definitely NOT an adult human Female!!!!!!!!!! This person is delusional and surely is an AGP! He gets off on larking as a Woman which is a sick fetish and a Mental Health Disorder for which he should be locked up and treated! How bloody far are they going to let him go before he’s sectioned FFS?!
I think that the police & the Fire Brigade had nothing to do that day, Jessica is so attractive, bright, slim and bubbly and he has a new vagina, the firies and the cops were all competing for Yaniv’s affections but Yaniv was playing hard to get with them, even after all of the cops and firies texted fat Jon and asked him out for a date.
Yaniv was having none of it, being the world renowned fashion model and beauty that he is, he played hard to get as he always does. The firies and the cops, so desperate to get into Jon’s massive panties and hence his new vagina they kicked his door in in desperation still hoping that fat Jon the eunuch would pick them to go out on a date.
Further I have a bit to say about the damage the coppers did, that door is not worth $1200. It’s owned by a famous celebrity and once vagina boy signs that door it’s immediately worth ten grand, same goes for the lock, it’s gotta be worth $1000 signed, the frame has to be worth $2000 and the striker and the damaged alarm ten grand. I demand that the Township of Langley pay fat Jon $23,000 immediately to settle the matter or I will threaten to harm myself and if they still don’t pay I will drown myself in a bath full of coconut oil.
Jon pays his taxes and it is his human right to cover himself in coconut oil, jump in the bath and ring the fire brigade 32 times over the next two weeks to rescue him and his new manvag. The firies and the cops should thank their lucky stars that they were the first to see his newly constructed cunt, I know people who would pay big money to be the first to see fat Jon’s new manvag.
Add to this the blatant racism, bigotry & transphobia towards Jon when they wrongfully warned him for being sexually lewd towards them, they don’t realise the golden opportunity they passed up so I reckon a payout of at least $5 million dollars should settle the score.
Furthermore, why are you all harassing Jon? He is loved by the LGBQTI community and he is famous worldwide for his brave and stunning actions in furthering the cause for trans people. He has every right to bash his mother and his aunty for that matter, they should think themselves lucky that they have been bashed by somebody so loved and famous.
As far as I am concerned the only way to solve the bigotry and hate coming from the police and the fire brigade in this matter is to install a bubble bath at the local fire station and have Jon bathing in it permanently so that when he needs saving he’s already right there in the fire station where he can be saved by those big handsome fireman over and over.
Furthermore, I feel that it is eunuch boys fantasy to be gangbanged in his bathroom at home by all those handsome emergency services workers and the fact that they haven’t given in to Jon’s fantasy yet and gang fucked him is nothing more than blatant hatred & transphobia of a stunning, attractive, slim young bubbly teen girl like fat Jon.
He should also get compensation for this and I reckon the starting point would be a couple of Large Supreme Pizzas and three twelve inch subways three times a day as this is what fat Jon normally eats in a day plus a couple of million dollars.
We all have our heroes and fat Jon is mine, mainly because he keeps the Langley Fire Brigade and at least four cops and two ambulance drivers permanently employed just to meet his needs.
Stop being mean and nasty to Jon, he’s just a teen girl with a new vag and he deserves to be worshipped by all of us at all times, in fact when fat Jon says jump we should all say, how high and do you want to insert a tampon into me?
I am now going to start up a Gofund for fat Jon to pay for the anxiety, depression and the PTSD and the ABCD and the WXYZ that he is now suffering after this deadly and unwarranted assault on his front door, we will need at least $100,000 as that will just cover his food and tampon bill.
LEAVE FAT JON ALONE- He is now a member of the United Nations and pretty soon he will be asked to address the whole world because this delusional, paedophile fuckwit has all the answers to the worlds problems. Lord, please fucking save me, can this get any more bizarre, I think so, your move vagina boy!
LMFAO oh boy it’s all just too good.
You ask me this is Yaniv’s pathetic attempt at “entrapping” Langley PD/Fire/RCMP, As “revenge” for them shutting down his endless calls to get his fat ass pulled out if the tub while making lewd comments about his gross infected “pussy”…And putting him on notice that any further calls to 911 for clearly non-emergency reasons would be ignored and he would be charged with wasting police resources….
So what does he do? He gets his mom to call and claim she has an actual emergency and they book it out of the apartment (or already weren’t there… Probably over an Myriam’s) knowing if they can’t get an answer and the door or verify she is ok they will break in to make sure and…. Voila! He claims it’s all them “targeting” him with “illegal searches” and all the rest of the nonsense.
I’m sure he thinks it’s brilliant and foolproof and that he’s “got them” but willing to bet he’s in for a ride surprise if he actually is stupid enough to pursue things…. Everyone including Langley PD/Fire and the RCMP is on to him and I’m sure they have all the proof they need to show what Numpty tried to pull.
It *is* going to be a good year… I can’t wait
Yaniv is a fat ugly piece of shit. Man or woman doesn’t matter, he/she/it is absolutely disgusting and nobody will ever want to have sex with it.
911, It’s Jessicka Sue Simpleton here and I’ve farted and I can’t turn over to smell it, ya need all 3 of your services, ASAP!