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Jessica Yaniv Simpson Legal Battles Update

Ending 2020 with a whimper, starting 2021 with a jailhouse clank. That is the Jessica Yaniv Simpson way.

Serial predator Jessica Yaniv Simpson failed 2020 so catastrophically that most people would expect him to crawl under a rock and die. Instead, he’s running his mouth even more, and I can’t wait to see it blow up in his face.

First, in the last days of 2020, Yaniv withdrew his lawsuit against the aestheticians. So much for his claim that they harassed him.

This follows his other defeats in 2020, including the Choo Lawsuit, attempted quick money grabs against various parties, and criminal ventures.

Today, the potato pedo was arrested and charged with two counts of mischief and one count of uttering threats. Apparently this didn’t sit well with His Royal Fatness and he’s launched a second Canadian Human Rights Complaint against the Langley RCMP. This follows one previously filed a few months ago, shown below. Remember that this is in addition to his lolsuit against the Township of Langley and their RCMP support staff.

This is definitely worth reading, at least for the laughs. I can’t imagine how miserable his life must be, but I encourage everyone who experiences bad days or stress to remember that they’re always better off than Yaniv.

I’ll do a deep dive on this complaint later and expose every hole in it, but someone on our team has already found an obvious one. Yaniv claims he can’t drive, but he was caught on video driving during the same time frame.

Apparently Yaniv is open for interviews. Jonathan, I dare you to do an interview with MeowMix. You can pick which one of our staff you’d like. I know I scare you too much, but we have some kind, compassionate women on our team. I dare you to put your money where your mouth is.

What I find hilarious is that this lump of shit can’t tell that he’s losing at life. Any interviews he gets won’t make him look good. Any attention he gets will shine more light on his crimes. The more claims he files and cases he starts the close he gets to being declared a vexatious litigant. And the more he runs his mouth, the close he gets to getting kicked in the teeth by the wrong person.

Here’s hoping 2021 is the year the pedo lops his dick off and he forever remains a virgin. Or just dies, to be honest. This clown has zero redeeming qualities and has contributed nothing good to humanity, ever.

Relax pedopuff, that’s not a threat. Just wishful thinking on the part of tens of thousands of people.