Ending 2020 with a whimper, starting 2021 with a jailhouse clank. That is the Jessica Yaniv Simpson way.
Serial predator Jessica Yaniv Simpson failed 2020 so catastrophically that most people would expect him to crawl under a rock and die. Instead, he’s running his mouth even more, and I can’t wait to see it blow up in his face.
First, in the last days of 2020, Yaniv withdrew his lawsuit against the aestheticians. So much for his claim that they harassed him.

This follows his other defeats in 2020, including the Choo Lawsuit, attempted quick money grabs against various parties, and criminal ventures.

Today, the potato pedo was arrested and charged with two counts of mischief and one count of uttering threats. Apparently this didn’t sit well with His Royal Fatness and he’s launched a second Canadian Human Rights Complaint against the Langley RCMP. This follows one previously filed a few months ago, shown below. Remember that this is in addition to his lolsuit against the Township of Langley and their RCMP support staff.
This is definitely worth reading, at least for the laughs. I can’t imagine how miserable his life must be, but I encourage everyone who experiences bad days or stress to remember that they’re always better off than Yaniv.
I’ll do a deep dive on this complaint later and expose every hole in it, but someone on our team has already found an obvious one. Yaniv claims he can’t drive, but he was caught on video driving during the same time frame.
Apparently Yaniv is open for interviews. Jonathan, I dare you to do an interview with MeowMix. You can pick which one of our staff you’d like. I know I scare you too much, but we have some kind, compassionate women on our team. I dare you to put your money where your mouth is.

What I find hilarious is that this lump of shit can’t tell that he’s losing at life. Any interviews he gets won’t make him look good. Any attention he gets will shine more light on his crimes. The more claims he files and cases he starts the close he gets to being declared a vexatious litigant. And the more he runs his mouth, the close he gets to getting kicked in the teeth by the wrong person.
Here’s hoping 2021 is the year the pedo lops his dick off and he forever remains a virgin. Or just dies, to be honest. This clown has zero redeeming qualities and has contributed nothing good to humanity, ever.
Relax pedopuff, that’s not a threat. Just wishful thinking on the part of tens of thousands of people.
I would gladly conduct the interview! I will even call J “Jessica” and use female pronouns.
As a matter of fact! I’ll up the anti! Agree to an interview J, and I will NEVER call you by your birth name ever again and will ONLY use female pronouns going forward.
You’re not going to get too many other offers there my friend. You’ve burned way too many bridges and no one wants a thing to do with you.
Happy New year 2021 where Yaniv was arrested this morning
dec 30 2019 i was in jail for 39days wrongfully but the tables are turning on jys arrested in 2021
and doors closing on him. Dont drop the soap while in surrey Pretrail
This is hilarious. This absolute troglodyte is still trying to play the discrimination card when he has no proof to back up a single claim. I find it even funnier that he’s complaining that the female officer wouldn’t take his *trustworthy* word for it that he’s trans and search his chode. As if everyone’s not already aware of his attempts to force multiple women into touching him.
Jon, you’re not going to win against an entire police department who has the funds and proof to litigate, which we all know you don’t have. Not to mention you’re clearly not that bright. For someone who loves calling others a “retard”, you sure are making it a point to show us all how intellectually inept you really are.
I’m looking forward to seeing how much more of a hole Yaniv can dig for himself. (and no I’m not talking about the infected hatchet gash he claims he’s finally getting)
*applauds usage of the word troglodyte.
Welcome to the latest chapter in the downfall of the crazy yanivs. By this time next year, potato will be crying in a cell. Mamma crazy will be in a home getting the care she needs.
The risk for JV is CHRC as well as the RCMP do there research they just don’t take someone word for it.
I can’t wait to see their proof. I mean, they MUST have it right? ‘He said’ and ‘they said’ just sent going to cut it with the big boy lawyers the RCMP will have…..
Technically that is not a threat but a very reasonable prediction. Pedos don’t thrive in prison.
We need to keep our level of analysis above the Yaniv zone…….