Jessica Yaniv Simpson’s social media presence, or perhaps their entire life, continues to crumble. Just two years ago, Yaniv thought he was the ruler of Twitter. Today? His account is all but dead. His Instagram is virtually dead. He posts more on Facebook where it’s easier to control but it always gets out. Even his LinkedIn presence has been toast for the last two months. Isn’t it great?
Quick order of business. People have been asking where LangleyResident and Abby are. It isn’t our place to give away personal info, but Yaniv didn’t get to them or shut them down. They’re both safe. They’re both tied up with real life – good things, not bad things. Still, you can rest assured that JY is still being watched. The halls of Hawthorne are always watched. The Residences at Village Square are always monitored. So is his dog.
That doesn’t mean he’s not still lurking and being a complete fucking creep. Here’s a quick rundown of his latest weird shit.
Of course, he accuses DFS of being his stalker. Meanwhile, DFS is out in Toronto living his best life and working at an actual job. Say what you will about DFS but from where I sit it looks like JY is the stalker. Not DFS. Side note…JY has not yet paid the $350.
Another attempt to be relevant and seen as useful? It would be more useful if the BC Court insisted that JY wear a plastic bag over his head.
Moving on to LinkedIn, he’s been dead there, but I had a quick read through his bio and it’s hilarious! Better yet, it’s copy pasted from sources all over the internet.
Take any sentence from that bio, place it in quotes, and Google it. It’s all there. Profiles from other marketers that I won’t name have virtually identical text. JY just took a sentence from several and combined it into one nonsensical bio. Here’s two quick examples of similar bios. Says a lot about your marketing expertise when you can’t even sell yourself with any originality.
Moving on, Jon the pervert expressing his disappointment in OnlyFans changing their policies. Lucky for Jon – and the thousands of women that have benefited from OnlyFans – OnlyFans has reversed their decision.
This past weekend, Fat Jon was whining that he couldn’t manage his diabetes via ice cream from McDonalds. A shitty smut author weighed in, which of course resulted in JY’s underwear staining themselves.
Personally, I love and support Jon’s decisions for managing his diabetes. I hope he continues. More ice cream, cake, pie, whatever it takes Jon. Chow down fatty.
Next up, Jon and his newfound love for NDP MLA Megan Dykeman. JY starts by saying she’s achieved so much (like what?) and then goes on to whine about BC covering his perversion surgeries.
Is it just a coincidence that the post he shared of hers is adjacent to a kiddie pool / spray park facility and he’s saying he’ll show up? Maybe he’s hoping for more topless 12 year old girls? How mad would you be if you took your kids to a spray park and saw a known pedophile walking by? But suuuure, he’s just there for the MLA event. Right.
Remember, this is the guy that celebrated when teens were not entitled to bodily privacy. This is the guy that wanted to host topless pool parties with 12 year olds. This is the guy that asked a teen girl and her 9 year old sister to help him masturbate. Now he’s going to swing by a children’s spray park.
Jon, nobody wants you to visit ANYWHERE. People would rather catch COVID than see you. One day you’ll learn.
Moving on….file this under Things That Will Never Happen to Jon.
…and this under “Things That Will Never Fit Jon”.
Of course, the only reason Jon is interested in that store is because it’s filled with teen girls.
Moving back to stalker matters, it looks like Jon is still upset that Jay Cameron kicked his ass at the BCHRT.
Rebel News has finally decided to discuss the lawsuit filed against them by JY. They only posted news about it this week, despite the fact that the lawsuit was filed in April and their own lawyer responded to it weeks ago. What was the delay for? Fundraising? Curious timing indeed. MeowMix broke this story in April.
Jon’s bitterness at RCMP officer Gafka continues. Gafka is the one that they allege sexually assaulted Miriam and Ilana. They filed a lawsuit in BC Supreme Court but it likely won’t be heard ever, let alone any time soon. Notably, Miriam Yaniv and Jon doxxed Gafka, posted a picture of his wife, and threatened to cut his balls off. So there’s that. Nice family.
And last, because this isn’t cringey at all Jon, a screenshot of Jon thinking that this is what a real law student would want – a shower curtain. What a loser.
This “future lawyer” has flunked every case.
Side note, filed under “Pedo-Adjacent Persons”, Morgane Oger, supporter of JY, is enjoying a Twitter lockdown right now. It’s unknown if it’s 24 hours or a week but we’ll know soon. This is what happens when you dox people. Morgane Oger sits in their big chair and looks down on everyone. They attack people’s jobs, like Amy Hamm. Now they’ve threatened another woman on Twitter. I wonder how Morgane would feel if their employer, Best Buy, knew that Morgane was using tech resources to abuse and dox people. I wonder how much access Morgane has to private data at Best Buy? Would Best Buy support employing a person with access to private data and a history of doxxing people? These aren’t just rumours either. Morgane’s tweet was found to be in violation of Twitter’s TOS. It’s confirmed fact – Morgane broke the rules to expose someone’s personal data to push their personal hate-fueled agenda. What makes you think they wouldn’t do it again?
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Morgane Oger kids must be so embarrassed over their dads life choices. He’s a failure as a parent, he doesn’t even pay child support and yet that dude with a penis wants to be an activist.. hey Morgane, stop larping as an “activist woman” and be a fucking parent to your kids, you’re embarrassing them. Imagine having that trainwreck come to parent teacher night.
Hey Yaniv, you should date Morgane, they identify as a woman. Maybe he could put his little penis inside your inverted penis.
You both are a joke to the world, a true MEME. Oger has the most to lose because he lost his kids, they want nothing to do with him. He embarrasses them to the point the kids pretend he’s not even their dad but just a crazy stranger. Your life and their life is forever going to be published on KF, especially when you get your own dedicated thread. You fucked up big time and your kids are going to have to deal with cleaning up your mess. Great parenting you fucking loser.
This is the best idea I’ve heard yet…Yaniv and Rogaine Oger together, dating, and a couple. Effing BRILLIANT!!! You know what they say…”Birds of a feather…” These two were absolutely MADE(and I mean that figuratively AND literally) for each other!!!
Not sure why JY needs a shower curtain. Anyone can see he never showers and it has stopped taking baths now that the Fire Department won’t help it get in and out of the tub every day.
Perhaps the “creature from the black lagoon” should keep the “Turd Burglar’s Sewage and Septic Sucking Services” phone number spray bombed on the ceiling above the trough it slops around. And a plugged in toaster balanced on the trough edge for it’s luxurious dining on “pop tarts”.
“Now he’s going to swing by a children’s spray park.”
After reading that I immeidiatly jumped for joy thinking of a 10 foot hemp “swing” and a nice sturdy branch about 15 feet high would be involved but alas, my dreams turned to the living nightmare of reality an obese kankeled shuffling knuckle dragging mouth huffing dangerous self mutilating pedophile threat is still lurking among us.
Oh well, I’ll keep hoping and wishing for those short 18 wheeler skidmarks . . . . . .
What’s with the new profile photo of Big Jon? He looks fucking demented…i suppose it’s rather appropriate. It will save a fortune come Halloween, no need for a mask with a face like that.
Jon, I read your bio, mate you can’t fucking spell or write to save your life, and as far as making big corporate decisions, you are a man who chopped his cock off, had a fake cunt constructed then abused it so badly it got infected and your knob fell off. What company would want to be associated with an obese man who is obsessed with pre-teen girls, tampons and periods, it would be a death sentence to their business if they employed you. As far as working well within a team, get fucking real Jon, you smell way too much to work in a team plus you’re a fucking moron and wouldn’t have that much to say. The biologically female lawyer that went to uni with a service dog is a paraplegic, plus she had a high enough SAT score to enter uni and the dog is a real registered service dog because she’s paralysed. There is nothing wrong with you at all, you don’t have a service dog, you have an untrained puppy and you don’t qualify to enter uni to study law because again, you’re a fucking clueless moron. I see your still wanting to perv on pre-teen girls, keen to go and see an MLA that has her office next to a water park, I’ll bet you get some good photos and videos so you can try and orgasm later while looking at them. Anyway, how’s that going for you fatso? Orgasming, it’s not going to happen big boy, sex is finished for you, depression has set in and pretty soon you’ll be thinking bout becoming one of the 41%. Life sucks doesn’t it Jon, you write fake bios, desperate to get a corporate job so you don’t lose the condo, meanwhile DFS has a high paying job as a pro photographer. You might take a leaf out of his book as he is now a success, you are an abject failure and always will be. Cunt!
What’s a ‘MLA’ i’m Scottish and i don’t understand. We have MSP (Member Scottish Parliament) is it something similar?
Member of the Legislative Assembly
Member of Legislative Assembly. Provincial level representative.
@Trevor, thanks pal!!
Really pleased to read the update about Langley Resident & Abby as I was beginning to wonder. Great to hear about how well they are doing in real life but I have to admit I miss them. They were Jonny’s most articulate & eloquent (other than Chris) critics. Hopefully, they will be back from to time to time to make a pointed observation or sharp comment to two.
Most people find if if there accepted to school late spring early summer.For JV to claim they just got accepted with what 2 weeks to go its beyond strange.
I don’t believe for a moment that jon has been accepted at UBC Law.
For him to take the standard route for admission would require an LSAT of >170 and there IS SIMPLY NO WAY that dumb mother fucker could sore that high. He’s repeatedly shown he has no comprehension of even the most basic concepts, legal or otherwise, and instead interprets everything with a filter to suit his agenda. While I’m not going to dig up this slug’s educational record I seem to recall that he has a diploma not a degree from Kwantlen which would also be a disqualifier (I could be wrong him having a diploma vs. a degree).
Like most law schools UBC does allow for “Discretionary Applicants” which in their words are:
“by taking into account factors such as disability or special needs, financial disadvantage, membership in a historically disadvantaged group, and any other factors that the applicant wishes the Admissions Committee to consider. They may have other relevant personal achievements, work experience, contributions to their community, or personal challenges in their lives that are extraordinary and would not normally be experienced by other applicants”
While there’s no question jon fits some of those descriptions a discretionary approval is designed to not only reflect on the positive attributes of the applicant but also to put the school in a good light by hopefully producing a lawyer that will be an upstanding member of the legal and community at large. That is most certainly NOT yaniv. He’s been nothing but a pox on the legal community, why would UBC which has a pretty decent reputation as a law school, extend any opportunity to this worthless pig?
Re the timing of his acceptance, it doesn’t occur in August. Again, from the UBC site:
“Depending on the degree you applied to, the standard of your application, and when your grades become available, you can expect an admission decision any time between the end of January and May.”
He’s so incredibly full of shit it makes my eyes burn.
About the only thing I might believe is that a sympathetic prof has for whatever reason allowed jon to audit a course which basically means he can plant his fat leaky ass in the back of a lecture and just listen. No participation, no credit.
Unless he posts his unredacted LSAT results and acceptance letter I stand by the above.
No content in two weeks. Are you okay?
Working on a wrapup today. The team has been on holidays and Jonny is relatively quiet so there hasn’t been much more than bullet points.
To JV and others you can’t just claim to be disabled you have to have proof from a MD.