Jessica Yaniv Simpson has been awfully busy this month, which is interesting considering his claims in the application he made below. He says he is physically unable to make repeated 30 minute trips to the police detachment to file reports, but he has made nearly daily 30 minute trips to the Surrey Courthouse to file documents. Suspicious? Details below.
Township of Langley
JY filed an application requesting that the Township of Langley staff use his desired pronouns and respectful language when addressing him. It goes on to demand that the ToL cease and desist the “discriminatory” practice of not taking Yaniv’s incessant police reports over the phone. It accuses the ToL call takers of hanging up on him and forcing him to attend the station in person.
Yaniv complains about needing to make the trip to the police station but, as I said above, is no problem visiting the Courthouse. I should note that, according to Google Maps, the Langley RCMP station is actually closer than the Courthouse – 18 minutes instead of 28.
I guess this is what happens when you cry wolf too many times Jon. The police are sick of you. Everyone is, really. We’re all tired of you sitting your fat ass behind your screen filing complaints. If you’re serious, get off your ass, you lazy prick.
The hearing for this application is tentatively scheduled for Oct 15.
Choo Lawsuit
The Choo’s have chosen to tell Yaniv to get the fuck outta here, and they lawyered up to do it! Kudos to them for standing up to this POS.
The details are below, and the full document is in the document library, as always, but the long and the short of it is the Choo’s deny each and every one of Yaniv’s allegations and go on to to say Yaniv is lying about damages, and may have even caused it himself.
The Choo’s request the case be dismissed and they be awarded costs.
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How is the first thing JY filed different form the lawsuit he already put in against the town? Does that mean he has 2 cases going for the same thing? And hooray for the Choo’s! I love how the lawyers response to everything was basically “prove it.” Has anyone reached out to them and shared the info about the charit scam JY tried after the fire? Bet the lawyer would love that. Aaaannd they better freakin get awarded cost!
did j yaniv just state that he/she was on a competitive sports team?
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He claimed to Sara that he was doing competitive swimming & often walks the 8 blocks to the pool in 12 minuts such is his fitness and physical prowess, the truth is the fat unt couldn’t swim 50 metres without having heart attack.
Jonathan has really gone a bridge too far this time. The big boys have real lawyers.
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But he was still perfectly fine flying across the country, then driving back? I don’t buy the driving back was safer than a plane, how many times did they stop on the drive? Or did they both wear diapers
The claimant is a cranky blob unable to hold a job or make any sort of truthful statement and thereby causes undue hardship on all of those around him.
Sigh. Really jjys? I swear your soul is more stained then the boots of a farmer working between cow sht all day. Idiot.
Also go Choo’s! Rooting for you.
Jon you have to prove your claims which you can’t do because you’re lying. How is it that you’re so disabled that you can’t drive to the police station or use a pen and paper but you just joined a competitive sports team? You do realize everything you tweet is forwarded to the authorities, right? Why are you so disgusting?
He cant keep his own lies straight anymore, like the rcmp didnt notice he wasnt there a few days, a tiny bit of looking wouldve revealed he DROVE ACROSS CANADA WHILE HIS MOTHER RODE BITCH! How can he not take his fat ass down to file complaints but can take a cross country drive to creep on a catfish??
The Choos just presented a dick on a platter Yaniv, suck it bitch!
This is totally unfair, the 911 call service should rent an office in Jonny Fat cunts condo block and they should pander to his every whim, they must instal a direct line to his condo and they should actually be forced to predict when fat Johnny might ring & be there before he does ring them, with an ambulance & a trandsgender friendly stretcher, as well as a fire truck, a police car along with four police officers an official stenographer, a neurologist, a psychiatrist, a psychologist, a doctor, a dentist, a chiropractor the bomb squad, the Tactical Response Group and an official representative from every tampon manufaturer in Canada.
All of the thousands of dollars it costs to pander to Fat Jonny the fake trans should be heaped on the innocent taxpayer, no matter what it costs, the budget should be limitless because they are not Transgender and therefore not a protected class and could never ever hope to imagine the types of Amanda todd situations Fat Jonny goes through every day.
In fact these emergency services should be at Fat Jons condo 24 hours a day and they should spend this entire time writng down the many many complaints that Fat Jon has, write them all down in triplicate, ten bomb threats per week, a string of suicide attempts and reports that Donald Smith is running around the condo with a high powered shotgun while Rebel News reporters simultaneously stalk fat Jonny with a shotgun and the criminal water damage and the car accidents, as well as criminal charges for anybody misgendering that fat cunt.
Any emergency service worker that does not immediately jump to attention when Fat Jonny says so should be sacked and summarily executed in the Langely Town square and all of their assetts signed over to Fat Jon and their surviving children given to him to do as he pleases.
This is only fair because Fat Jonny is a protected class, he’s transgender so he must have not only the rights of every man, woman & child, but the extra rights of every transgender woman to do whatever he pleases with impuntiy and to be called whatever he chooses to be called without even informing you and once again, if you get it wrong you should be executed & your assets stripped and given to Fat Jonny the fake trans, along with your children & spouse.
JYS is claiming to be mobility-disabled again? The same JYS that whacked two journos over the head for questioning him? The same person who’s taken two long drives to meet girls, one of whom did not even exist? The one who even now showers Tiktok with how he’s driving?
He’s shown many times that he gets around just fine and I doubt 911 is hanging up on even him if he meets a wide criteria for emergency. They showed up at his condo the other day because he claimed being unwell after an auto accident, for example. This sounds like he’s calling them to basically file a police report and that’s something everyone goes there to do, not just jys.
About 6 weeks ago, on July 29 (Chunk 5), JYS told “Sara”:
‘I get abused lots by the report desk staff at Langley police. I keep telling them to please be respectful and call me by the correct pronouns. The told me today on the phone “you disrespect us we disrespect you.” They’re so unprofessional towards me and it puts me into a panic when they hang up on me when I need them. I’ll get this dealt with though.’
Yeah, jerko, it’s more fun suing them in civil court and just being civil to them in the first place, isn’t it?
*and should be than