Jessica Yaniv Simpson, in almost Shakespearean manner, continues to prove that a creep by any other name is still a creep. This creep continues to lurk on Snapchat, often drunkenly. Such was the case last night when he decided this was an appropriate video for his teen followers.
For anyone who isn’t sure what they just heard, that was Yaniv referring to himself as a “hot as fuck girl”. At one point you need both hands to count the chins, so make what you will of that.
This went out this morning. Feel free to roll your eyes.
If that wasn’t enough for you to lose your lunch, here’s 7 more minutes. As usual, I’ve mentioned the highlights below.
- Right off the top, Yaniv fakes “accidentally” triggering his life alert pendant and tweets something weird about it. Note that this refers to Megan again…We must find her and help her. Megan from Ladner, BC. Near Delta.
- Tiktok videos galore – Yaniv’s comments are in the bar.
- More dildos and talk about sex. For a lesbian, Yaniv is sure obsessed with phallic objects and actual penises.
- 1:18 – more claims about a bomb threat, although that sound is more reminiscent of a shotgun sound, or a song lyric. Note that the text is cut off. What is Yaniv hiding? You can tell from the text bubble that there are more lines underneath that. Fishy…
- 1:20 – more talk about what it’s like to not “get dick”. Lesbian, or gay man?
- 1:30 – listen to how he says “threats”. “Srets”. That fake lisp is dreadful.
- Yaniv is always quick to post evidence when he has it – see above when he posted the partial “bomb threat” text. So where are all these threats Yaniv? Where’s the proof?
- 1:50 – “That could mean 200 counts”. LOL
- 2:00 – Yaniv moves from complaining about being harassed directly into harassing his neighbours and bragging about it.
- 2:20 – that meme is hilarious. From what I heard, Yaniv was furious about it.
- 2:30 – Yaniv trying to relate to girls about dick pics and small dick jokes. I’m convinced that, given the opportunity, Yaniv would suck dick for the same reason as Paula Abdul drinks Diet Coke – just for the taste of it.
- Pardon my crudeness above. It happens.
- 2:35 – Yaniv commenting about someone having a small penis is incredibly ironic.
- More mentions of “WAP.” He’s obsessed with that song.
- 3:50 – Yaniv talking about sex tapes on TikTok. Watch the filter struggling to keep up.
- 4:04 – what the fuck was he thinking taking this Friday the 13th selfie? Pumpkin-headed weirdo.
- 4:08 – Oh My God. No Bitch.
- 4:12 – IF YOU WATCH ANY OF THIS VIDEO, GO HERE.
- 4:40 – This is some older stuff. I may have posted it before but I wasn’t sure. First up, he claims to have overdosed.
- 4:56 – More harassment of his neighbours.
- 5:10 – I’m sure I’ve posted this before but LOL.
- 5:46 – Ummm…Note that Yaniv’s comment on this was “literally”. How the…what th…but..umm. No.
- 5:57 – Looks like Yaniv heard that his fancy filter mask was actually not recommended and he upgraded to this…thing. Men out there…Does this not look a little like the plastic thing in the bottom of urinals?
- 6:00 – This is where I get to smile biggest. Yaniv still claims Chelsko is a client and good friend. Well, I reached out to Chelsko and told her about this. This is her reply:
- In Chelsko’s own words, Yaniv is lying about what he said (his accusations of being her friend and manager). Sound familiar JY? Exactly like you exaggerated things with Cimorelli. Talks are ongoing with Chelsko to bring you more details. Everyone, please send the above screenshot to @trustednerd on Twitter.
- 6:10 – whining about threats. Looks drunk.
- 7:10 – “Teen Talk” TikTok about tampons?
Read it and weep JY. Everyone is tired of you. Cimorelli. Chelsko. Humanity. Everything you do lands in my inbox.
If people are harassing you, you change your number and dont give it out .You certainly dont go onto SM asking strangers to message you..
When you overdose, seek help instead of bleating on over SM.Attention seeking gets very old , very quickly.
And when will he find a mask that fits over all his chins ffs
this is a very lame drop.
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Dear Jonathan,
if your “ass pussy” is wet, I think you should really consider making your dates wear condoms from now on. Safety first!
Love, Abby The Helper.
PS, you know you can’t get pregnant, right?
I always come back for the awesome visuals you provide.
Thanks!
Is he using childrens masks or is he so huge that adult masks just look like children’s?
I’m not quite sure and was wondering myself. I, a real woman, have trouble with regular masks as they’re quite large. He must be fucking massive if those masks can’t even cover one of his chins. It looks bizarre.
It’s his big bawface, any mask would look far too wee on Yaniv.
The mix of smugness and excitement on his face when he talks about being threatened, there’s something Trumpian about being talked down to be a complete fucking idiot who is too dumb to know they’re stupid.
*by! ha
Lmao. For such a tech guru, he sure doesn’t know how the tiktok algorithm works and how it shows you similar videos to what you’ve liked.
This whole thing is embarrassing. Even when he tries to make jokes, they’re not funny. Yaniv, you’re fucking weird and you have nothing remotely interesting to say. These teenagers are only nice to you because you pander sob stories and lie about being trans. And making faces like you’re pushing out a fart doesn’t make you look like you overdosed.
A hard boob test? A hard boob test?!?! Bruh, stop trying to relate to teen and pre-teen girls. They will never reach out or try to connect with an adult creep about these issues, which is why all of your convos are one sided where you are the perv asking them questions about female reproductive system issues that you will never understand. The girls never share back with you because they know you are a creep and you don’t know what you are talking about.
What an autistic effin T-Tard! Is the T for teens or Tampons or Trans? Like hmmm IDK why don’t you make another cringeworthy video about it. Oh and all those threats and bomb threats yet you never actually post any evidence? Specially when ya wear a body cam all the time and all? Real convincing yeppers just like your overdose video…..TEE HEEE!
They say that pride always comes before a fall. They also say, the bigger they are, the harder they fall. This disgusting fat pig is definitely going to fall hard soon.
@5:00…umm, Johnathan…if you actually ”just woke up like this”, I suggest you try to go back to sleep; clearly you’re still deep in the throes of some intense and horrible nightmare, one which might only come to an end if you try and go back to sleep….Zzzzzzzzz…..
I am a trans homophone.