What an exciting day for Jessica Yaniv Simpson! It started off with a whirlwind of new filings at the courthouse (details to come) and ended with a bang!
Apparently Yaniv was in some sort of fender bender. He either reversed into something or was rear-ended at fairly low speed. His car was spotted with moderate damage to the trunk, and no visible damage to the rear bumper, suggesting to me that the impact was from something bigger than his small car, like an SUV or truck. The taillights, rear window, rear quarter panels, and even the paint appear undamaged, according to witnesses. There is, however, a substantial dent where the trunk lid is pushed in a few inches.
Later in the evening, RCMP were seen outside his condo. At 7:03, the first officer arrived, followed by a second officer nine minutes later. Two minutes later an ambulance arrived, and at 7:18 pm the police and ambulance entered the building. The RCMP left by 7:30, and at 7:35 Yaniv was wheeled on out a stretcher in a reclined position, breathing oxygen and covered by a blanket. Notably, he was not on a backboard, nor was his neck immobilized.
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Is Jessica Yaniv Simpson Feigning Whiplash?
Late last night, I received a message from a friend of MeowMix that Yaniv was overheard at the hospital talking about “severe whiplash”. Yaniv was spotted in a mask but no neck brace, and he was upright, walking around, and alert. No further details were given. He was also in good enough condition to send this to his teenage girl friends via Snapchat, complete with teenage girl filters.
Anyone else smell a new scam coming? “Oh my God, I was rear ended by a freight train at a bazillion miles per hour and my neck has stage 348732647326437 whiplash!”
I guess JY thinks whiplash is like it is on TV where you hop out of the car and grasp your neck in pain. Dumbass.
ICBC is in the process of switching to a no-fault insurance plan. Unfortunately, this isn’t fully implemented until 2021, and there is still a $5,500 (maximum) cap for soft tissue damage that JY is going to try to sniff out. Realistically, his medical costs will be covered, physio (warn everyone!), and maybe some lost wages, but those will be proportionate to his actual provable wages earned before the accident.
Now, we’re not saying JY is committing fraud here, but if we were, we would probably go to this link and click a few buttons on the ICBC fraud reporting page (hint hint).
It’s funny that JY would complain about anyone’s driving habits. After all, there’s this video from MeowTube:
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Oh Jonathan, if you put half as much work into being a decent human as you do in trying to con people you might actually have a stable income.
For the love of God Himself, Jon, if you’re going to fake an injury, learn to be a better actor. Stop calling the ambulance every time you stub your fat toe and in case no one’s told you recently: GET A FUCKING JOB!
hmmm……where is its neck, whiplash from those 10 chins maybe
This Yaniv / Simpson clown is a level 10 public menace and needs to be stopped. Driving while streaming puts actual peoples lives in danger, all in an attempt to try and groom a teenager. Disgusting
Asketh and you shall receiveth. (17th Century God lispeths, too, just like Jethica – no coincidenth.)
I sayeth unto you, this is not Jethica’s first divine intervention. He asketh for a girlfriend and receiveth a catfish. In Chunk 3 Jethica even sayeth that God senteth Sara and we are remindeth of how Jesuth fed the matheth with loaves and fisheth.
But surely the dent in the Yanivmobile waa not the work of the Almighty, but of The*DENT*onDick whose tweets are strong enough to bend steel (oops, I meaneth theel). With the dent in place, God reacheth down and whipeth Jethica’s misshapen head aroundeth and sayeth, “Go forth and sueth for green pastures for I delivereth you from bankrupthy.”
Here endeth today’s blasphemy.
Omg……I can’t stop laughing! This is pure gold!
We are not worthy to be in the prethenth of thutch greatneth!
(insert Wayne and Garth bowing here)
Now that’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time. A long time.
Still sticking with my tik tok karma thing. They seem to roll faster and faster downhill from scam to drama to scam to court etc. Perhaps finally in that karma pond, ready to drown in it. (Figure of speech.)
Guess time will tell huh.
Anyway not saying jys did but wouldn’t be surprised if they did reversed.. since we are all aware they’re in need of moneys for them court shenanigans and their debt etc. And if he did I’m praying it’ll come out or is on video or so so. (How amazing would that be)
Otherwise I’m praying it can be proven they don’t have a real whiplash and are once again faking for their own gain.
Idk much about whiplashes so yeah not sure.
The only whiplash he’s ever gotten is from twisting his head too fast when he hears a tampon wrapper being opened in the next cubicle. As to the injuries he receives scrambling over the cubicle wall like an obese walrus I have no clue. Maybe he can fill in the blanks and reply to my comment?
Johnathan can not possibly have whiplash. There’s several rolls of fat protecting the soft tissue in his neck.
Unfortunately I accidentally clicked the link and left a report – damn. Didn’t mean to. I might accidentally click it again if we find out he’s made a claim.
Now riddle me this, the man who’s claimed to have had breast cancer, brain tumours and seizures – why is he allowed to drive again?
That pesky link, it’s had a fair few clicks on it today, this little pussy clicked on it too and filled out the form, I hate it when my hands slip on the keyboard and form coherent sentences to prevent fraud and expose lying litigators.
I – fuck off Jon! Get a real job where you are not near any women and try to be a decent member of society not the walking pile of dog crap you are now.
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After he reads this post, he would be crazy to attempt to defraud ICBC. But then again, brains and smarts are something Jon doesn’t have, only hairy balls and skin tags on his balls.
Hey Fatso.
Anyone you sue eventually ‘lawyers up’
That said lawyer will Google you.
They will find Meow Mix.
They will find enough video, tweets and other items that you over share.
They will definitely have enough to mount a decent legal defense.
You Definitely you lose or at least get a small token settlement.
The end result is? You’re closer to a lien on your apartment, closer to being declared a vexatious litigant, and closer to working a dead end telemarking job.
When that happens, we’re gonna overdose on collective schadenfreude.
Better work on your soap gripping skills. Because you’ll be living in prison real soon.
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I’ll call him s fraud .And a liar .And an arsehole for wasting the emergency services time .He is doing it simply to obtain money under pretence.
As for the car videos, what a gobshite .
Let him sue me .I’ll meet him in court no problem
He will try his best but he will get fuck all. He didn’t ring an amubulance at the scene of the accident when it happened, that’s because he had to go home and think aboout it and plan it a bit, definitely he would have googled whiplash, now tell me, if he rang an ambualnce to get help for whiplash why did two separate police officers turn up- that seems a bit strange?
He is some what lucky BC has weak distracted driving laws in Ontario new laws came in 2019
On January 1, 2019, the existing fines and penalties for distracted drivers in Ontario are increasing. First time offenders will see a fine increase up to $1,000, three demerit points and a three day license suspension.Jan 1, 2019
Also if you get in a accident that $10000 fine cane be much higher and in some cases result in jail time.