Jessica Simpson AKA Jessica Yaniv once again vexatiously called police and allegedly had a tantrum, threatened self-harm as per their SnapChat post and hung up alleging further profanity and verbal abuse to the E-Comm operator. We hope that the Township of Langley’s counsel and Police Services Manager Joelle Clelland take note of this!
Prior to First Responders visiting JYS’ condo, JYS alleged to have called Langley RCMP making unsubstantiated claims that some “asshole” was generating posters in the community to pretend to be from the RCMP. Over the past week, Meow Mix has learned from locals of “Community Safety Alert” posters in nearby retail hubs, but since we’re not local, we cannot verify the magnitude of any such campaign or what poster(s), if any, JYS eluded to.
So JYS, likely getting a run around from their procedures to deal with the vexatious calling, needs to extort the situation by alleging to the SnapChat audience that they threatened self-harm before telling them off. Sounds like a real authentic emergency!
We then roll forward an hour where I see that two RCMP cruisers and an ambulance arrived. After consorting with one another prior to entering, they patiently await to enter JYS’ second floor condominium. Minutes later, RCMP then appear to leave first followed by the paramedics who surprisingly leave without the hypochondriac and suicide-for-attention-seeker in tow. But lord behold, the Yaniv matriarch is observed arriving via the side door. What a waste of scarce public resources when there are real emergencies out there, especially in this pandemic where the risks for these folks is of greater magnitude and this is how JYS treats these first brave responders who risk so much to protect us?! Karma hopefully pays JYS back real soon.
Following the first responder dramatics, JYS takes to SnapChat again with obnoxious filters and a banner stating, “Fuck Langley RCMP”. It’s not very nice to say about law enforcement, especially as they’re working to find a way to convince the BC Prosecution Service to charge JYS with a number of charges for this vexatious, frivolous and mischievous behaviour. But wait, weren’t they JYS’ friends 7-8 months ago when all those business cards were flashed? Then again, JYS is an alleged cop-hater at heart after making threats inferring fallen officer, Constable Heidi Stevenson, deserved her fate. Watch below on Tik Tok.
If you watch the chat, I am convinced JYS is wearing a “JY Knows IT” top. But there was something about a “small thingy”- couldn’t quite make out that jargon, but will accept “small thingy” at face value. JYS claims it was over a “fused hip”, which I doubt there’s any medical information to support and the ICBC Adjuster overseeing the accident claim might be very invested to document tonight’s events.
At the end, JYS tells these “jerks” so-to-speak have had a Canadian Human Rights Complaint (Federal Jurisdiction) filed against them in their caisvitg as RCMP officers. I guess JYS filed online to the Canadian Human Rights Commission immediately after paramedics left. The complaint and its context cannot be very good quality, but it demonstrates further JYS is a menace who is abusing our legal system for revenge.
25 thoughts on “Jessica Yaniv Simpson Vexatiously Calls Police; Claims to File a Human Rights Complaint”
“I’m sick and tired of this bullshit”
Welcome to our world Yanny. I’m so sorry that the emergency services don’t dance at your every beck and call. But, hold onto your seat now this may be a big one for you to take in – The World Doesn’t Revolve Around You. The world doesn’t even care about you, you’re a humorous irrelevance.
Good luck with your claim… you’ll need it
Speak for yourself.
I care very deeply about Johnny.
He is the best entertainment I have seen since Top Gear got shanghaied after Clarkson’s meltdown……
“My hip fusing…I dunno…medical condition” He’s randomly making up bullshit lies on the fly and he’s so bad at it, it’s sad
Attention JY. Of course they would hang up.
They, like everyone else, want you to end yourself at your earliest convenience.
Most of us can’t figure out why you haven’t yet already, considering there really isn’t a place in this world for a fat loser like yourself.
Think about it fatass. You have no friends, no real followers. You have zero chance of ever having a happy ending. There is no person out there for you, because everyone finds you disgusting. If at any point you do meet someone, you can be rest assured that one of us will find this person, and educate them on your history.
Stop teasing people with the suicide talk. You are a coward waste of skin, and you know as well as the rest of us that your final days are going to be in a men’s prison, not by an act of self-harm.
PS – Whoever is doing the letterhead thing , LOL! Keep up the good work!
What’s your Twitter handle? If I’m not following you I need to be. This is one of the funniest things ever read. “At your earliest convenience” was gold
You’re such a fat bitch Jon!! You’re at the end of your rope and YOU KNOW IT! Time is up you fat predator. Nothing you do goes unnoticed. You reap what you sow.
Go fuck your mom and leave emergency services alone!
That’s what he means by hip fusing. Him and his mom are fused together at the hips and he needed emergency services to remove Mirams strap -on from Jon’s ass
That makes sense “hip fusing” must have gotten stuck together
1- “My hip fused”- not a thing, idk what injury you are trying to make up, but medically a fused hip is a type of joint surgery, it doesn’t just happen
2- “Why did the RCMP come?”- the ambulance/paramedics came, the police got there first, but that is standard operating procedure, ESPECIALLY with an individual is a known lie/trouble maker/weapons charge holder
3- “Soni told them to go away”- Way to waste resources again, hopefully they are keeping a tally and will send you the bill
4-“So guess what? I sued them today. A huge lawsuit” – Oh my god, you sued someone?!?! We are so shocked right now! You sued them for doing their job?!?! Even bigger shocker! And you think that they should go above and beyond their appropriate job actions while you are online streaming “FUCK RCMP”? You catch more flies with honey, not with fake calls, wasting resources, and asshole behavior.
5- Who the fuck do you think is watching this shit you stream? I’m not sure if you are delusional enough to think you actually have fans or if you know that the only people watching or those that either really love far wrecks and those that are just looking for evidence of your lunacy/crimes. Love!
You should forward this to his probation officer and the rcmp. If he’s actually suing, which he probably is with the track record, the case will be thrown out faster than he filed it.
Don’t threaten us with a good time, Jonathan. We need some follow-through.
Yaniv is fat
Yaniv! You are seriously misusing RCMP services!! Omg a normal person who experiences and event that requires medical services would either call their doctor and set up an immediate appointment OR have someone TAKE THEM TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM. Cops are not doctors! They can’t do anything for you, you moron! And you DIDN’T request an EMS. Why can’t you just be normal ffs!
There is something surreal about an obese 33 year old man pretending to be a woman using a SnapChat filter that children normally use – little animal ears, little nose, hearts floating around but not concealing his greasy hair to threaten the RCMP with legal action. But that is the usual MO for Jonboy Try to look a teenage girl while attempting to perpetuate an insurance fraud while threatening lawsuits or human rights complaints at the same time. No wonder the locals are putting up warning posters everywhere as the RCMP & the BC Prosecution Service don’t seem to be able to keep Walnut Grove & Langley’s families safe & businesses free of fraudulent legal threats. Jonboy has threatened to kill both Donald Smith & Chris Eleston In Any other jurisdiction, Yaniv’s probation would have been revoked & he would be in jail
(SIGH) Johnathan, I can tell you from experience, if you’re in so much pain from a hip you aren’t getting up to answer the door. You’re definitely NOT jigging around on your seat (maybe you’re sitting on something) filming yourself. You’d be flat out resting, you wouldn’t want to converse with anyone. Take a couple of ibuprofen and a wheat bag or hot water bottle on it you prick. While the ambulance was there, with you, wasting their time, someone else could be having a heart attack or stroke where those extra minutes counts. You said you were in pain…boo hoo! You’re not dying or risking further injury like a broken pelvis. You’re not a priority. You do realise the RCMP etc could use that video against you? To show how much you didn’t need an ambulance. You have a history of physical assault and having weapons. Do you seriously think numpty that an ambulance goes to people flagged as violent by themselves? Come on Johnathan…even you aren’t that stupid are you?….actually yeah…you are that stupid.
Couldn’t mommy have gone to your storage locker, got out your wheelchair or scooter (we know they’re just props) and taken you to see a doctor? Nah…not enough attention. Can’t imagine the RCMP and paramedics chat about you was favourable
Grow up you knob, your parents did a crap job of raising you!
When LR posted the RMCP was there I got exited for a while. Hoping they would seize jjys pc and phone and taking jjys to jail for all the death treats and the nude pic to everyone, again including minors, on Snapchat, for all the trying to get close to kiddo’s and harassment, stalking, bullying, false law suits,… etc etc.
One day tho. One day..
Yeah I’m sick and tired of your bullshit too JohnBoy. And them fucking Snapchat filters and voice, ffs, grow up you prick.
His hip problem starts with being born deformed. But a *fused* hip is the result of arthrodesis, a type of surgery he clearly has not had and which is no longer performed much because better options exist. Once again, he is lying so lazily that he hasn’t even Googled his lie fodder.
He attributes the pain to whomever/whatever he thinks he can sue at the moment (Bexte’s bumper, massage table, etc.), but as you can tell from his pigeon-toed gait, he has femoral anteversion and does not appear to have had the corrective surgery for it, which is known as a derotation osteotomy.
He has been begging Rxs for hip pain, taking them however he pleases, and mixing them with alcohol.
In his now famous telemedicine visits last year, he asked to be referred for orthotics – shoe inserts to help correct his gait – which he said he had worn until the age of 12. That may be considerably too little too late for him. One way or another, he’s going to earn the right to ride that scooter Miriam’s warehousing for him.
He might have filed a complaint with the Canadian human rights as that can be done online but that is just the first step
You will get a confirmation email, telling you that we have received your form. However, that doesn’t mean your complaint has been “accepted” yet. A Commission staff member will contact you. At that time, you will have the opportunity to discuss your complaint in greater detail. Your complaint will only be accepted after that contact and once your complaint is considered to be in an acceptable form.
Whoever makes that call deserves every loonie the tribunal will ever pay them.
How he he sue someone on Sunday?
Online application for CHRC. Takes 15 minutes.
Doesn’t mean it’ll be accepted.
A FUSED HIP???? A fucking what you dumb shit???? Are you that fucking stupid with your lies now that you think you can just make shit up and these kids will believe you??? Look up what a fused hip is dumb ass and then get back with us, youre such a fucking moron you cant even lie correctly anymore. Oh and btw, they send RCMP with the ambulance now because YOU ARE A CONVICTED CRIMINAL WITH VIOLENT TENDENCIES, thats it, thats the reason you dumb bastard. We will all be laughing the day the judge pulls every case and says wtf is wrong with this guy?!? He sues people when he doesn’t get his way, welp, let’s just dismiss them all with costs towards him, maybe that will get him to stop
An hour for an ambulance for a non-emergency case. Oh no. How did they ever survive?
I love how it’s “my thingy…. contacted an ambulance”. Nah, that life pendant doohickey gets pressed by the wearer. someone just wanted attention.