On March 1, 2022, Jessica Yaniv Simpson appeared in court by phone in relation to their upcoming trial for (allegedly) assaulting Keean Bexte outside the Surrey Courthouse on January 13, 2020.

In today’s hearing, JY was applying to dismiss his lawyer, J. Hung, and delay his trial yet again. There’s been some lawyer drama here but this is what we managed to get:
- Jonathan originally retained Andrew Coulthard. When JY tried to pull the service dog scam, Coulthard was fixated on creating case law so his service dog could be granted access and JY said the regulations were already in place so there was no need to create case law. JY also added that Coulthard was unresponsive to his messages. JY fired Coulthard.
- JY, via legal aid, was appointed defense attorney Mo Vayeghan. JY says he was extremely happy with Mo Vayeghan. Mo said fuck this, withdrew himself as counsel, and transferred the case to another lawyer, Sarah Grewal.
- JY says Sarah Grewal did not assist him in his matter. Instead, she adjourned the trial and passed the case on to another lawyer.
- This lawyer was J. Hung. She appeared in court today to apply to withdraw as counsel. JY spoke up, interrupting her and the court to insist that he explain himself so he “doesn’t sound like a absolute jerk“. His explanation was everything posted here, and that he had a new lawyer in mind. JY’s quote was that he wanted to provide additional information “why as such”. Keep trying, legal eagle.
- JY said he wanted to hire lawyer Sudak Kashi because there were several incidents with Julia, but the Judge cut him off because it wasn’t relevant.
- JY claimed that because so many lawyers dumped him in the past and adjourned his trial dates without his say, he struggled to find one to represent him by March 18.
- He says he retained Patrick Johnston (possibly Johnson), a Vancouver defense lawyer after phoning “lawyer after lawyer after lawyer for days” and being rejected, but Johnson would need more time to go over the case before trial.
Remember – this is just for JY’s assault charge, not his civil cases or Elston-related criminal charges. It’s like the greater Vancouver area legal community is playing hot potato with a cold potato. Nobody wants JY near them. Could it be the diaper smell? Imagine that in your law office waiting room.
JY went on to add that he filed another application a couple days ago (but it was returned because he filed it improperly) to adjourn the case. He admitted that there have been a few adjournments but argued that Crown didn’t understand the complexities of the case and that many of the adjournments were out of his control.
Crown spoke up that they had been in contact with Johnson, and Johnson was surprised to hear about the number of lawyers Yaniv has already gone through. Crown stated that Johnson told them that he would likely NOT be able to represent Yaniv but they had considered it. He stated that if he did represent Yaniv, he would need an adjournment. Crown added that Johnson was surprised at the details Crown provided, stating that it didn’t match what JY had told him.
Also occurring at this hearing was an application by Crown to appoint a lawyer to cross examine Keean Bexte. Because Bexte is the victim and doesn’t have a lawyer himself, a lawyer could be appointed to cross examine him. The Judge stated it was problematic in both applications to get a lawyer in time for March 18, 2022.
During this time, while Crown was speaking, JY kept interrupting him and was scolded by the Judge for doing so, tell him to wait his turn. Our notes say the Judge was quite firm in doing this and seemed annoyed at JY.
Moving on, the Judge asked if JY had received the Crowns materials / particulars of the case, which JY says he had not (note that in past hearings his lawyers had received these).
JY tried to be lippy, using the lippy raised voice we all know, saying that he received the 2-year-old-application just two weeks ago, and that he hasn’t received particulars yet, saying “that’s how bad things are”. Jon, they’re bad because of you. Lawyers hate you as a client.
JY added that he has only asked for one adjournment and the rest were all caused by/requested by various lawyers. He says his one adjournment was because he was unable to sit after GRS surgery. He tried to ramble on about complications “caused by the Vancouver Coastal Health Authority” but the Judge cut him off, asking him to clarify if he has received Crown’s application and particulars. Remember he previously said he received the application two weeks ago. This time he said he hasn’t received anything.
When asked why, Crown said it was all provided to J. Hung and should have been passed on to JY. They exchanged contact info and said it would be properly shared. Note that the emailed JY provided in court was the [email protected] email address.
The Judge scheduled a hearing for 9:30 am, March 4, 2022 to revisit and settle this.
JY was excited about this, saying, (our court attendee friend wrote this in quotes) “I actually have my moms matter at this same time in that room so I will be there”. He has his moms matter? He’s representing her? Curious wording.
JY has until March 4 to sort out whether or not Johnson will be his lawyer (JY says he is) and advise the court then. JY then added that he selected Johnson because he is aware of Bexte’s past and his conduct, and the damage Bexte allegedly causes. JY says that his defense is first and foremost built around Keean harassing people. The Judge said it would be helpful if Johnson would actually appear on Friday and speak to the matter then.
The Crown Prosecutor for this was Drew Beesley, who was very patient and calm, despite being interrupted several times by JY.
Just because someone can come up with the money to pay Lawyer, doesn’t mean the potential loss of reputation dealing with clients like this are worth it. Lawyers can and do “fire” their clients for reasons such as this. The Yaniv’s are poison and may find it impossible to get any representation beyond a court appointed lawyer.
It appears yaniv is rapidly developing a reputation in the legal representation field as a unworkable vexatious litigant, so it’s no wonder he is seeking an education at a college just so that he can represent himself along with attempting to find a new job.
This is beautiful; he can’t get a lawyer to represent him and he will NEVER be hired by a law firm (or anyplace else) and it is all down to his own behavior. Well done Jon, well done. The universe continues to laugh at you.
Can’t do a long one but surely he has commited perjury today.
He states he only asked for one adjournment, which was after GRS and being unable to sit. The rest were lawyers. Did he not also request an adjournment specifically to train his support dog?
Fat Jon you are storing up a lot of jail time. Not one person goes through that many lawyers. Lawyers talk to each other. You are done.
Just don’t go to jail before the end of March. I would hate to waste my flight tickets and my 10 relative’s plus the travel plans of the other 20+ people who are related to people in Miriam and your mum’s block that want to have a nice friendly sit down chat to resolve any issues.
It’s all gone a bit wrong hasn’t it? That feeling you have now is the walls collapsing around you. You know that now don’t you? There is no way out. You are screwed. You are unemployable, unlikeable, undateable, unloved, facing bankruptcy and jail.
That’s what happens when mommy tells you you’re a special little boy your whole childhood, but you never get out into the real world for that smackdown of reality.
“simpsonlitigation.com” eh?
Really Fat Jon needs to forget about the law and sign up for B&B’s Clown College. He’s missing his true calling.
Just filed a note with [email protected] to inform them that the domain is registered to a vexatious litigant and is using it to imply he’s a lawyer and is also using it as part of his lawsuit harassment campaign. Also notified BCLawSociety for good measure.
LOL. What a fucking idiot! We all know why all his lawyers dumped him… because he probably lied to them about the facts of the case (like he lied to Johnson), he probably told them some bullshit like he was being attacked or something and it was self defense, but when they discussed it with the CP (and saw the video on youtube) they realized this was a loser dumpster fire of a case… you need to stop lying to your lawyers, you genderless wonder, they’re there to help you… plus what do you want to bet wannabe Ally McBeal over there keeps insisting on helping with the defense? He probably keeps emailing them stupid and irrelevant precedents he Googled up and when they try to tell him that, Mr. Know-it-nots appears. Even Johnson dumped his ass. 😀
I love this Judge btw, no nonsense, no putting up with Jonboy rattling on trying to muddle proceedings with stupid excuses and wasting everyone’s time. Just cut right to the chase. Jon, if this is the Judge presiding over your assault case… you’re in serious trouble, bro. Shout out to the Judge, Drew Beesley and John Carpay, who came forward and represented those beauticians during the wax-my-balls saga and ultimately exposing Jon to the Human Rights people and Devyn Cousineau for of the HR tribunal for being the only one to have any sense and seeing Jon’s filings for the racist and grifting bullshit that they were.
It’s amazing that this boy never learns, he just got in trouble the other day for falsely pulling the fire alarm in his mom’s building and here he is acting all entitled and rude.. it pissed the Judge off… what did I say about disrespecting the Judge, Jon? You’re in trouble if this Judge is presiding over the rest of your case, they don’t seem too impressed with you and they sound like they’re not going to put up with your bullshit.
Great post MM. I can’t wait for March 4th. More lols from the lolcow. I love it.
That is insightful with how things are going for Jon.
It’s clear he’s developed a reputation for being a liar and the judges have picked up on it. Jon can’t pick up on it because he’s an idiot, so it’s going to get really good when he has to face the consequences from his actions. He never had that growing up, his mom was a whore that preferred sucking dick versus raising Jon.
How pathetic and worthless you life must be now Jon. You have nothing to look forward to, you are alone FOREVER.
You know you’re fucked right? Your life has been officially ruined by YOU and your weak mind. You can’t lie your way out of your legal consequences, they caught on and called you out in court.
Fat ass is proper fucked and no matter if he changes his name to Britney Spears or Elvis Presley he’s not going to ever escape his dodgy & criminal past.
I’ve done some digging and no one seems to know where this yeast infected monstrosity has landed for his practicum. Its got to be a solo practitioner or a desperate non-profit. Even if the community college gifts him a courtesy diploma/certificate (and it will be a courtesy since no way jon will earn it legitimately) he’ll NEVER work professionally as a legal secretary/paralegal/whateverthefuck he wants to call himself.
@Jim Do we know if he even made it that far? I was just going off someone’s comment about it.
He’s likely lying about the practicum.
@Real Jack Yaniv Ohhhh so this came from Jonny Boy’s own words? Then it could very well be BS… then again if the gutful crusader did make it, he’ll want to show off wouldn’t he? I guess we’ll wait and see.
@Gary, I have no idea how far he’s managed to get either legitimately or through UFV’s largess. Regardless, jon could be given a law degree from UBC and he’d still be untouchable. He needs to wrap his fat grotesque head around the fact that NO ONE will hire him professionally…ever. He’s going to spew all sorts of garbage about people or firms being transphobic but the reality is it falls all on jon and his behavior finally biting him in his fat ass. Its glorious karma.
Jon is so stupid that he probably tells his lawyers about meow mix and kiwi farms. That’s when the lawyers go check the sites out and recoil in horror.
The lawyers likely tell the judge that Jon is so toxic and don’t want the public exposure being associated with a guy that asks little girls about tampons.
Usually low IQ people like Jon get sympathy but with how smug he is, people like to bring him hardship.
Squeal like the pig you are Jonathan Yaniv, you fake woman.
Oh jonnnnny boy! the clock is ticking!!
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Miriam Criminal Charge x1 – DSP – Marc 4, 2022
How come Jess isn’t be criminally charged for the pink cane attack on the other journalist? After all there was video footage of the attack. Is the difference that there was court CCTV footage of the second punching attack?
There was extended footage of what happened before the pink cane attack, with Jess walking at pace a good distance with the cane to get to the journalist (probably the most exercise Jess got all year). I might be imagining it, but I seem to remember a speeded up version set to the ‘Benny Hill’ music. Please put the link up if anyone has it.
Haha just found the long distance cane walk, complete with Dora the Explorer outfit, on MeowTube Videos Looks like Jess was in training for the 100 metres sprint. Maybe I was imaging the speeded up version set to music, would be great if someone could do it though.
I warn you the JY Dora video will be in your head forever.
I rewatched it a few times, and realised I hadn’t spotted Jess at the very start of the cane walk. It’s so funny how Jess starts as a tiny little pin-prick (or minuscule missing clit) on the distant horizon. I still wish someone would set it to the Benny Hill ‘chase’ music.