Jessica Yaniv Simpson, alleged pedophile and net drain on society, has had his trial for assaulting Keean Bexte rescheduled. This comes after his application to adjourn his originally scheduled trial date of today – June 25, 2021.
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His application – which MeowMix is working to obtain – is widely speculated to be because he has a puppy now and he is (falsely) saying it is a service dog as part of his latest plan to find new people to sue. You can read about that here, and find resources to report this here.
Yaniv’s trial, originally scheduled for one day, has been rescheduled to August 18 and 19, 2021, in room 101 at the Surrey Courthouse. MeowMix will have friends in attendance.
Honestly I don’t understand Jon’s issue here. He’s not facing jail time. No judge is going to lock him up. He’s very likely to get some kind of probation again, maybe community service or anger management therapy. If I was him I would want to get it over with. The Court isn’t going to be softer if he waits longer. If anything, he risks screwing up again and causing the court to take those actions into consideration. The sooner he faces this the better it is for him.
On the other hand, this extra times means we have more time to find more volunteers to attend the trial. And the parking lot. And the condo. And the Courthouse entrance.
UPDATE: As suspected, Yaniv applied to adjourn the trial because he’s got a service dog.
Seriously Jon, the longer you wait the worse your life gets. I don’t know why you’re even kicking around anymore.
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Related Legal Update: the screenshot below is from CSO for Yaniv’s weapons possession charge. Note that this only shows Count #2 (cnt). Yaniv was originally charged with two counts of illegal weapons possession. He received a conditional discharge on count 1 and count 2 was stayed. My first guess (may public servant/legal advocate Jon Yaniv can correct me?) is that he satisfied his probation conditions and the charge was cleared from the record, but I have requested confirmation.
Jys probs delays cause they don’t feel like going or hearing the judge nag, waste of time since there is no scam money in it for them to win.
Spoiled cowardly baby.
18/19 Aug eh, hmm lovely time to take a vacation. My last visit in CA was last week of July, first week o f Aug. Excellent weather.
Re update:
great. Next attempt to bail out of court date is probs harm the poor puppy. I’m worried about the poor pup.
If he had just pled guilty at his first appearance, he’d be almost done his probation!! He’s only prolonging his own suffering!!
Exactly. But there isn’t an honest bone between him, Miriam, or Ilana.
Jonboy is incapable admitting that he did anything wrong. If he pleads guilty, he would be admitting it to the world that he did. He was raised to believe because he was Miriam’s special little boy, everything he did was ok and right. If he appeared to do something that the world might perceive as wrong, then it wasn’t his fault. He was provoked into doing it or was defending himself or his feelings were hurt.
You really have to wonder what Jack would have to say about the behaviour of his third (or fourth, I have lost track) family since his death. Disgust & disappointment wouldn’t even begin to cover it. I suspect Miriam & Jonny know that which explains the lack of a headstone or an memorial at all. Have they ever lit a yahrzeit candle on the Jewish calendar anniversary of his death as a good wife & son would. How does either of them celebrate Yom Kipper in good conscious? Do they spend the day in the synagogue or at home quietly praying for forgiveness? We have seen no evidence. Perhaps, this year on September 15-16 (10 Tishrei 5782) they will begin. They have much to atone for.
Oy vey! Jon & Miriam are legally meshugana
Even if Yannie’s probation is over they don’t remove it from the record until they get a pardon. That little weapons charge can be brought forward anytime even after a pardon if they get charged with another weapons offence. It can also be accessed if Yannie applies for any job requiring CSIS clearance. Princess might think they’re free and clear now the presumably finished the probation order but they’ll find out it’s going to haunt them at the border and any other situation involving being bonded for years too come.
“Client will require the service animal to provide testemoni”
I didnt know that the poor dog was a witness
Its going to grab a crayon & blank piece of paper and with its paw scratch out “that fat bad man keeps touching my naughty spots”
Thank God I’m not the only one who, for a split second thought that.
Seriously though, the dog would be a much more cogent, well behaved witness than Fatty McFatterson.
Lets just say only one of them wont lick its balls in court
If my life was this pathetic and I had to resort to things like this. I would have done the world a favour and offed myself.
This is a desperate, desperate man
It would be a nice gesture to the planet if Jon did the right thing and ate a bullet
Ummm just to let people know, a puppy cannot be certified as a service dog until around a year old, how is it only going to take a month to train it? Its normally a 6month-1year extensive training by a trained professional for service animals. The judge has to be a moron to believe this bullshit
The fat fuck would have been better to get a stuffed animal and say he needs that for his bullshit PTSD
My guess is JV thought the delay would be a year.
The good thing is He can only delay the stuff so long until a Judge simply says “NO! Enough of this.”
And i got the feeling he is very very close to that point, judgeing by the fact that the other judge invited DFS to file cost claims.
You can only try and play with the judges for so long until they realize they got the upper hand.
JOHNNY BOY HOWS UR NEW AXE WOUND DIAPER RASH
“He requires a service dog because of anxiety”, I’ll give you fucking anxiety cunt. You have anxiety because you know that somebody is coming after you, because you fuckinwell deserve it you fat, perverse, paedophile, oxygen thief. How’s living on your Mum’s balcony working out for you, you big fat scaredy cat?
“He needs the dog so he can give evidence”, what a fucking lying, grifting , fucking soft-cock. Why did the courts allow this ridiculous claim? Note that when you plead not guilty to a crime and then you fight it, if you lose, there is a 20% penalty added to your punishment and they can also punish you on top of that for not showing remorse.
Yaniv also faces a perjury charge if he gives the same account on the stand under oath as the statement of material facts he lodged in the courts in response to the Keene Bexte civil matter where they are suing him for assault, so he has already perjured himself once. Soon Jon, soon my fat friend.
A little puppy is going to behave just SO WELL in court. It won’t cry or bark or wiggle or anything. A service dog for anxiety, what a load of crap.
Listen up, Jessica Serenity. Listen good. This isn’t a joke. It’s not a threat, either..it’s a PROMISE. No harm better come to that pathetic, innocent baby dog. And that includes being molested by you, with your grimy meat hands and maggot-infested crotch hole. You’re being watched, you disgusting cow.
“Do no harm”… I personally have to abide by this…but karma has her own set of rules, and there’s no help for you if you harm that dog. Better to give it to a no kill animal shelter NOW, before you lose your shit when it doesn’t perform in court as a seasoned, trained service dog. I wouldn’t put it past you to strangle it. I wouldn’t put anything past you, you fucking gelatinous blob of filth.
Karma is also going to bitch slap whomever gave that puppy to a KNOWN child predator with a history of animal abuse and perverted fetishism, as well as assault. Bad move.
Hey @MeowMix-
I have a thought and question for you guys, concerning a recent claim made by John. On June 7th, he lost in court to Donald Smith; we then heard next from John on June 8th, after he was sporting his rainbow colored hair, when he tweeted he’d spent $350. bucks on his “celebration” salon hair procedure. In that same tweet-and correct me if I’m wrong-didn’t he also claim that the salon had completed a ”Brazillian” on him at the same time, too? I’m certainly no expert, but in seeing the 2 photos surfacing on KF, the photos clearly show John sporting a full on, heavy duty “Manscape”. Theres just NO WAY anyone would have that kind of pubic hair growth in just 2 weeks time(and heavy ”fur” in the surrounding areas..lol). Seems like Johnny should get a refund from THAT esthetician (unless he reads this post and goes after her by suing again, for the “sub-par” waxing job she allegedly did)!!
You mean the pictures of the clotted, flapping, fungal skin tags and warts all over its fat, inflamed thighs? With its shitstained underpants rammed full of a pissy overnight maxi with the wings hanging out? Those sexy time bathtub snaps, with its dirty fingernails and meat hands grubbing at its putrid hatchet wound? Is that what you’re talking about?
How this creature hasn’t spontaneously rotted and crumbled into a green cloud of fart air, just from the raw, teeming filth and evil of its very being, is beyond me.
There isn’t enough bleach in the world.
Well Good News! It did fall off!
John slapped it too much – https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jonathan-yaniv-jessica-yaniv-trustednerd-trustednerd-com-jy-knows-it-jy-british-columbia.49790/page-1000#post-9296998
and it fell off here!
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jonathan-yaniv-jessica-yaniv-trustednerd-trustednerd-com-jy-knows-it-jy-british-columbia.49790/page-1002#post-9312685
MAY GOD BLESS ALL OF YOU AT MM AND KIWI… GOD BLESSES YOU ALL!! Best morning evaaaa!…
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His next request for delay or dismissal will probably be because his Service Dog ate the mutilated remains of his penis. Well we assume that. Because apparently the mutilated remains of his penis have gone missing. Poof! Vanished. I so wish I was making this up.
Jon is all about having control of people and situations, he loves the attention he gets from it. In the long run it doesn’t really matter because Jon is going to keep facing the consequences that are due to his behavior.
I look forward to all the real world problems Jon is going to have with the puppy. If his mom let’s him keep it over at his house, his place is going to reek of urine, worse than it already does.
There is a difference getting attention good or bad or being seen as a joke.
MM should just start another article about the latest JYSS recording about his neoclit falling off. The source is wgkitty, whom everyone sees as reliable. Host the recordings MM, you know Null would just say yes if you asked him so just ask him.
He’s trolling everyone about his clit falling off. You can tell by the recording he’s making it all up.