
MeowMix has obtained copies of several documents related to Jessica Yaniv Simpson’s most recent criminal charges, as well as a copy of a letter from a past lawyer about JY. Details below, but first….
First up, a short but still fun-to-read letter from Mo Vayeghan, an attorney that JY liked (Vayeghan has a strong interest in human rights issues) but it seems the feeling wasn’t mutual.

I mean, it’s not the first time JY has been dumped. Turns out he can’t even pay people to stick around.
Moving on, in case you haven’t seen it, we also have copies of the documents related to Yaniv’s charges for threatening Chris Elston, and filing false police reports. You can download that below if you haven’t seen them yet. This led to Yaniv’s New Years 2021 arrest.
Lastly, the goods you’ve been waiting for…
We’ve redacted the names of JY’s alleged victims but the story is that JY “allegedly” assaulted a senior at Miriam’s strata, which led to another senior gentlemen intervening to split it up. JY has conditions to not contact either of these gents. We’ve also heard that JY has attempted to file private charges against one or both of the men but you guys know how that goes – nowhere. You can see in one of the documents that JY reported that one of the men assaulted him and the police investigated it and determined that was false, and charged JY with filing a false police report.
The interesting takeaway from these documents for me was that the Informations (which is the doc used to initiate the charges) and undertakings had been written a couple times. Remember that this event at the strata occurred on February 25 and JY was charged with pulling the fire alarm that day. It took an additional month – until March 22, 2022 – to file the additional two charges.
What does that tell you? It tells you that they ran this up the chain and did it right so the charges would stick. They investigated it, did their due diligence, and then charged him with three offenses that they knew were valid.
This brings JY’s total criminal charge count to 9 (2x weapons, 1x uttering threats, 2x assault, 2x mischief, 1x fire alarm, 1x false reporting) plus two recent traffic offenses (disobeying a traffic signal and distracted driving), with his mother and aunt incurring five more. What a great family!
The best part to me is that he’s prohibited from going within 100m of his mothers residence. The even better part – JY’s own residence is barely 100m away from Miriams. Obviously no court would ever pursue charges for JY driving down the main street between their residences (there is no other access) but JY needs to be careful. One step on the wrong sidewalk…









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Finger printed and a new mug shot. Oh my. What I wouldn’t give for a copy of that mug shot, since we were denied a perp walk. Jonboy in all his glory. No filters, no photoshop, beard shadow poking through his Home Depot crack filler makeup, all 4 or is it 5 chins recorded for prosperity, maybe a clean top without food stains, etc. I feel the Langley RCMP should release it as a public service.
The photo could be used as a fireguard to keep the weans away from the fire. Big Jon looks like he fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
“That’s a man baby!”
– Austin Powers
I hope he gets jailed for this, this is far more serious than the assault on Bexte outside the court. Assaulting a senior citizen is absolutely disgusting. No doubt they’ll be some drama in the police station. Look at the fuss the last time he was nicked and he was only there two hours. Big Jon expects a drinks trolley and sandwiches to his satisfaction. Should we start betting on when he sues the custody sergeant. Put me down for next Tuesday.
The assault on the senior no question the crown will seek a long jail term for the big man.
I’m sure the lawsuit has already been filed 🙂
Jamie, while I’d like nothing more than a lengthy custodial sentence for fat jon but the reality is thats not how our courts work. If found guilty of all current charges he will do time but I think the most he’d be sentenced is 6 months meaning he’d spend max 4 behind bars. I think expectations need to be a sentence of 3 months with the 2/3 statutory max of 2 months in custody. He might even be successful in getting an intermittent sentence where he spends time on weekends.
Our justice system is dogshit when it comes to looking after the rights of the victim or society.
Many unpleasant thing could happen to cockwomble while in custody, even if it was only for two months in a woman’s prison and he was allowed back home at weekends. For a start I could imagine a couple of big butch very angry female prisoners giving hambeast a rogering with a broom handle up the backside. The yeti’s gait would be even more lopsided after that experience.
Big Jon’s behavior when he gets called out in public is what absolutely terrifies me. Stop and think for just a moment here, Big J has repeatedly shown he has a hair trigger and won’t hesitate a millisecond before physically lashing out. Big J is quite happy to use any deadly object at hand, I present his use of a metallic cane, which in the hands of a 400lb. man is as dangerous as an extensible police baton. If not more so. Do you think Big J is trained to deliver non life threatening but disabling blows? I know for a fact they way he windmills his cane he’s trying his best to deliver crippling blows. Does Big J stop for a millisecond to determine exactly WHO he is lashing out at? History has shown Big J has zero issues with attacking the already vulnerable among us, such as the physically challenged reporter. What further terrifies me is the fact Big Jon had no problem relying on his massive size, hair trigger, and propensity to use whatever objects close at hand as a makeshift deadly force weapon when he was called out on his bullshit at a strata meeting which resulted in Big J assaulting a SENIOR not because the senior fucked up but Big J thought pulling the fire alarm would earn him a protected out in the eyes of the police. I’m sorry to be long winded, hang in here. What Big has repeatedly proven is his Anti Social Personality Disorder, an affliction I think is covered in the DVMIV and the DSMV. With the previous predatory behavior Big J has shown us; sexual fetish creeping on young girls online (his tampon and menses examples), attempting to get young girls to carry out sexual acts online (trying to the get the 13 year old to engage her 9 year old sister in watching porn and/or masturbating), sending dic pics to underage girls (several allegations), photographing underage girls in public washrooms and other deviant and disturbed cats. All of this has led me to an inescapable conclusion. This dangerous deviant HAS been committing depraved sexual acts against children and young women for many years, but he’s managed to escape justice by sheer pure blind fucking luck. I’m 100% convinced that once Big Jon’s digital storage is torn apart the proof of my assertions will be revealed. Nobody can have such overt perverted acts which I’ve detailed without having much darker and more warped perverted shit lurking close by. The sooner this psychopath is violently pulled out from under his rock the safer it will be for ALL women and Canadian society in general. This CAN’T happen SOON ENOUGH!
“Intent to mislead.” is a nice way of saying Jon is a liar, liar pants on fire. 2022 has truly not disappointed.
The authorities seem hell bent on nailing you to the wall, Jon. If I were you, I’d crack open that criminal justice book you threatened Donald with and start reading… not that it’ll do you any good.
Jim Norton
I could see then crown asking for a 2 years he won’t get close to that but i think 4-6 months is possible.
“Intent to mislead.”
Keeping on point wirh subject and sheeeeit . . .LMAO ! !
“We transitioned ‘Timmy’ into ‘Tammy’ and that’s where the trouble started”
https://rumble.com/v1026c9-mark-dice-in-disguise-trolling-city-council-as-jimmy-savile.html?mref=6zof&mrefc=3
Why dont we have video of all this, doesnt he record everything? We need more boots on the ground getting some entertaining footage. Anyone with a camera, according to jon can be punched and sued, but can strap one to his chest like an actual strap on and walk around and film it all. Fk him!
You can bet Big Jon has audio or video of every interaction in his life but we’ll only ever see what Big Jon deems suited to supporting his lies and deceptions.
He needs to be very worried about this its not going to be a simple slap on the wrist.
I love that the satellite photo shows a foot & ankle clinic almost next door to cockwomble’s condo, given the state of hambeast’s pigeon-toed feet and crumbling ankles.
Bet greedyguts has never set foot in that vegan restaurant or cafe shown on the satellite photo to be almost next door to the condo. Healthy eating holds no attraction for old five chins. Far better to order crap delivery services, photo it to moan on social media about the perfectly adequate prevention in order to try to scam a freebie or refund, then cram it down its huge pelican like gullet regardless.
I love that intent to mislead is a crime over there.
Here the judges would just say “Well hes a criminal of course hes trying to mislead you”
All that confidence and entitlement he got from bullying those teen girls online for all those years and it done him in.
This is Jessica Yanivs legacy. He’s no longer able to weaponize the court system, he’s known for all the wrong reasons and now he’s 100% going to jail. Golf clap Yaniv you dumbfuck.
Do they release mug shots in Canada?
Intent to mislead. Assaults. Jon is reckless. Jail time and Jussie Smollett breakdown ahead!! Stupid fat man.
Dont drop the soap yaniv
C’mon man, are you a junkie, let’s be clear, DO ‘drop the soap’, it’s not a joke, you know the thing.
LMAO ! ! !
He will be put into a women’s jail because of his neovag. he needs 5 years probation for sure.
Yaniv dumb fuck jail hates skinners. I want to say to everyone who likes and hates DFS he working tonight’s soccer match as a photographer in Vancouver and Sunday in Burnaby check out DFS for the proof. Chris beer money coming to you
Is the strata senior only? JY is NOT a senior.
So has fat Jonny been arrested for these, as in booked into the station?
It’s time to expand the membership of the Anti-Jessica Simpson Facebook group. To make it difficult, if not hilarious, for JY itself to gain access, we’ve added a few hoops that people have to jump through for access. Instead of just giving out a name that Fatass would just get banned, we are taking a different approach.
If you want access, post meowmix links to the group on facebook named “Langley crime page (City,Murrayville,Brookswood,Willoughby,Yorkson) or local groups with at least 1k people.
One of our mods will send you an invitation once they’ve seen that you have been sharing the meow mix links. We’re starting to do weekly giveaways of things like gift cards for our more active users, and those that provide proof that they’ve posted warning flyers in public places.
Just imagine the looks on the women prisoners face when they see, and smell, hambeast in jail. Maybe Miriam is so fed up with cockwomble by now that Miriam and Ilana will do a midnight flit and move to a new condo while yeti is in jail without telling hambeast.
Please, please, please can someone post fatty’s mugshot.
I heard a rumour that Miriam has been taking advantage of lard-arse being banned from the sisters’ condo, by stepping out with a secret elderly gentleman admirer. According to this rumour Miriam and Ilana having been going on double dates with two elderly men friends. Cockwomble must be very worried if these rumours are true, as greedyguts faces losing the expected inheritances from both Miriam and Ilana if the sisters both get married. I don’t know if these rumours are true.
Jon, you still have your passport. The Ukraine‘s free citizenship offer has got to be tempting. As Trevor put it, your fate here are broken glass bottles shuffed up your ass in prison. Fighting the Russian army sounds positively vastly preferable to that fate! Forget the trans fantasy, later tell all you lost your penis during close combat snd yet fought on, and they‘ll make you a war hero!
He may have his passport but i would assume he has been told not to leave the country.
I wouldn’t be surprised to learn Ukraine already has him on a “No Access” list as an undesirable. He couldn’t pay them to gain entrance.
He keeps going on about having a disability the only one he is about 250 pounds over weight.There are many people who have a legit disability that don’t use it as a excuse.
I thought the same not long ago.
Strangely his weight, which might be his only legit disability, is the only disability hes not using as an excuse. No he invents completely new disabilitys like Brain tumors, ptsd, pain syndromes, etc.
Which makes me ask the simple questions Why? and Do they pay more in a lawsuit?
JYS DFS has a life now photography and last night he covered the women soccer game at BC stadium. But criminal like you who loves to talk pedo crap with kids need to be in jail. I hope the judge throws you in jail
Everyone HATES DFS or LIKES DFS Check out his Instagram Donaldphotography30 he did cover the game last night
I am not a gambler, but if I had to lay down hard cash on who, out of Big J and Donald, was likely to find a girlfriend and have a relationship it would be Donald all the way, while Big J is doomed to be forever alone crying into their extra large bucket of wine and whining about how unfair life is.
Who would want to trust a neovag? If your not 100% passable (where I will never know or care) and have the perfect coinslot pussy, then move on. You are doomed.
Who would want to touch a neovagina? If your not 100% passable (where I will never know or care) and have the perfect coinslot pussy, then move on. You are doomed.
More Ramblings of a non-strata residing, non-BC resident..
The CRT is AO’s only recourse for grift money. Big pants court and HRT are too backed up for timely payouts.
AO has yet to prove an injury, never mind supply proof that the injury has cost time or money.
AO has yet to show any damages of reduced income as they have no income.
AO is about to learn that “ their significant car accident” payout will add $0.00 to the bottom line because the lawyer’s share plus the interest charges racked up due to funds borrowed against the settlement will wipe out any payout.(borrowed money for dog, hip brace, who knows what else). I wonder how the car accident lawyer is feeling about loaning money for a service animal that has been documented as a not for emotional support AND not a service animal.
BTW, the Bayview pharmacy grift was first going to be a religion vs. right to have a dog ( see AO’s Kamal tweets when someone pointed out Muslims think dogs are dirty) again CRT would be the wrong court so it became a blood sugar scam.
Even if the the blood sugar fell what was the damage or loss of income!?
THE best thing that ever happened for the Mom and Aunt was the trespass order. A little distance from their darling may bring them some renewed perspective and probably save them on groceries. I wonder if additional charges will be forth coming because AO was seen leaving Mom’s condo meeting in violation of that order. Courts hate it when you ignore conditions of release. They can haul your butt in to face that music quickly. Hope the Strata kept the video.
Finally AO would be wise to try and consolidate all the charges and try to get a volume discount, (a charge or two dropped or sentences combined) also get them in front of a Judge quickly. It may mitigate some time and fines. Drop all the defences on Hamm and Rebel media they are indefensible and court will soon prove and document AO can’t tell the truth and this will be brought up repeatedly in future court cases and tribunals
Looking forward to May with all the court losses and AO’s stunning birthday Celly in June. Well the mom and aunt can go to the Olive Garden.
I’ll bet the alcohol and pill popping helps him go back to about 3 years ago when he was living large… known as a minor transactivist celebrity, crusading for the rights or transwomen while stomping on the rights of biological women (and in reality using BCHRT to grift) and even being backed by Morgane Oger (btw it’s pronounced Ogre, bitch, like Shrek, you know it and we know it, you’re not fooling anybody with that “It’s pronounced O-Jeur” French sounding bullshit)… then it all came crashing down: identity leak, BCHRT realized he was scamming, allegations of inappropriate behavior with young girls… the floodgates opened with Jon desperately trying to stem the flood and failing horribly and this is it… Jon’s nasty, toxic legacy laid out for all to see and ready for anybody with a phone and internet connection and I have a feeling the best is yet to come, this dude can’t help but get himself into trouble and then fuck up trying to get out of it.
Back when he was a global internet personality?
The Alex Jones interview with him is classic
My how times have changed
TTFN jonny
Jon, your mommy invited me round while your banned, she is a great kisser, please don’t be mad at her.
One thing that really surprises me is that the turd-meister has never contributed to the meow mix comments, to argue, moan, whine, threaten and bully. In fact it may be the only example in cockwomble’s whole life of self-restraint, made more remarkable that this self-restraint has been maintained over a long period time.
Today is a red letter day in the Yaniverse because it is the Yaniversary of Yaniv’s clit dropping off and thus the day Yaniv officially became the Infamous Clitless Wonder.
Yaniv’s best strategy for surviving in jail and keeping intact any extraneous body parts they still have will be to keep their head down and mouth shut, whatever the provocation. No whinging, moaning, complaining, threatening, bullying, getting lippy, being smug, running their mouth, none of that but just keeping their head down and mouth shut. Another strategy would be to wheedle their way into the affections of the top dog by being her maid of all services and general dogsbody, by performing such tasks as slopping out etc. In return for the top dog’s protection Yaniv will also probably have to legally assign her any remaining equity left the condo, the car if it isn’t rented, and any other worldly goods Yaniv still possesses, such as their wine collection.
If Yaniv is hoping to survive in jail then they need to be extremely respectful to the prison guards, because they are the only thing standing between Yaniv and the kind of bullying from the the women prisoners the likes of which they have never experienced before. So when interacting with the prison staff it better be just ‘Yes sir’ ‘No sir’, ‘’’Yes Maam’ ‘No Maam’. If Yaniv tries getting lippy, being cocky, running its mouth or threatening litigation against the prison staff then they will just leave Yaniv to the tender mercies of the other prisoners. Whatever Yaniv does they better not behave towards the prison staff like they behave towards the police, Mounties, ambulance crew and fire crew or else they will find the prison staff won’t lift a finger to save them from the severest thrashing that mortal man ever received from the hands of the other prisoners.
He’ll be in PC or the medical ward
It won’t go to jail. Crown is negotiating terms for transferring JY to one of the local zoo’s as soon as space is made available in a proper habitat.
Njord
If someone went to a MD who is 6’1 and 400 pounds said there in pain all the time.The doc would be very clear this is because of your weight you should be 160-200 pounds not 400 pounds.If he gets up to 600 pounds it could come to the point he may need 24 hour care .JV might not be 400 pounds but its very close there is no way he is less then 350 and how he eats he does not help him in any way.
In the medical records section on MM, the eunuch was weighed at 115 kg one time and at 125 kg a year or so later. That was in 2019. I am unsure how much he gained the last three years.
There are women waiting for you Jonny in jail and prison.
Jonny . Make sure before you go to get your mom to put as much $$ on your canteen as possible. You are a child predator. All your food and drink will have piss and shit in any food they make you. Stick to the sealed foods.
Also you are going to need to bribe other prisoners with chocolate bars and stuff even in pc
That pretty blonde co op student you scared out of social work is now working in corrections. Waiting for you to get there.
I just read the transcript of Jonboy’s cross examination during the waxmyballs case for Da Silva… holy shit, man, Daniel Coles is going-to-destroy-him on the stand for Rebel News.
We just had our first big giveaway on the Anti-Jessica Simpson group. The user posted Fake Service Dog flyers, with Jessica’s home address on it, to several locations including all the bathrooms in Willowbrook Mall, 2 different McDonalds locations, the local Olive Garden, the front door of Boston Pizza, and around the Langley Bus Exchange. As a result, this unnamed user, has been awarded a $100 Amazon Canada gift card.
If you want access to the group for a chance at winning as well, spam warning flyers about JY on Facebook groups in the Surrey/Langley/Abbotsford area. An admin will reach out to you and send you an invite. Hope to see you soon!
I wonder how long it will take for Yaniv to get their head flushed down a dirty toilet bowl when in jail? At least it will ensure their hair gets a wash.
Jon, your mommy has invited me out for a meal at a restaurant while your in prison, please don’t be cross with her.