Friday special! Earlier this week we saw Jessica Yaniv Simpson confess, no, brag about declaring himself to be First Nations so he could skip the COVID vax line. Last night, WGKitty leaked some awful pictures to KiwiFarms. Things we can’t even post here.
Today? 70 more screenshots for you courtesy of Arianna. Enjoy guys, and don’t forget to leave a comment at the end telling us what your favourite part was.
This is when Jonny went to Foxy Box. Perhaps he’s wondering how Fox Boxy knew he was coming. And why he’s no longer allowed on any Foxy Box properties. Oops? It wouldn’t be because someone called them, would it?
Ready to eat? Not in a million years will anyone eat that. Can you guys imagine the horror?
This was when he bragged to everyone on Twitter that he got it waxed. He didn’t.
Do women everywhere talk about how wet their pussies get all the time? That’s normal right?
“Significantly diet”. Understatement of the decade.
Pussy nectar? PUSSY NECTAR?
Right around this time he added several cheesy certificates to his LinkedIn profile – meaningless online “courses”.
“Used and replaced”? Imagine being this colossal of a failure and thinking people want to use you for something.
A super high skill set? Jon people are being nice so you go away quietly. You’re a fucking moron that nobody wants to have on their property. The ones that hire you don’t see it at first. Everyone else does.
He uses the word significant a lot. I think he believes it makes him sound significantly smarter but it really just makes him sound significantly more stupid.
Oh look! Another claim of being sexually assaulted! This one was 15 years ago, so it predates NY Grill. I wonder who it was this time. Seriously, this poor guy has been sexually assaulted or raped more times than anyone else on Earth at this point.
After Arianna calls him out on all that stuff, THAT was his response?
JY abused the RCMP / BC Government support funds for victims of crime. He still claims he was a victim of Donald and needs the government to pay for security systems. Sadly, they did.
MeowMix posted a while back that Crown destroyed his tasers and returned his pepper spray.
So his argument is that police seized bear spray along with his tasers, and then in the end had to give bear spray back, and he won? He was charged with possession of illegal weapons, spent time on probation, is prohibited from owning weapons, had to go to court numerous times, didn’t get his tasers back, and this is a win? It’s bear spray! It’s legal! They had to give it back the same way they could seize nail clippers if you threatened to stab someone with them. This guy is a serious idiot. He’s got as many brain cells as Morgane Oger has hair follicles.
Remember guys, he doesn’t drink.
Pinot grigio is white. Not red Jon. And who brags about having 40+ bottles of wine?
So feminine.
PUKE!
Jon admitting he wants to get fucked by a strap on?
If that isn’t a face that everyone can agree needs a swift kick in the teeth then I don’t know what is. This guy really needs it…
Never worked for 6 figures, and never will.
So the reality is (after we did some digging) strat.io was using recruiting firms and they have a standard list of questions. Yaniv was interviewed by a recruiter and filed in the trash can.
There he goes talking about his manpussy again.
Ha I hope he goes broke and starves. This fat fuck went after countless women’s jobs and tried to hurt their careers and incomes. This guy doesn’t even deserve a sidewalk square on Hastings. He deserves to eat from dumpsters. PS…the company didn’t leak it. Arianna did. It only took a few minutes on Google to find “data security companies” that recently received “$11M in funding” that were hiring for a “marketing manager” role on Indeed. It brought up strat.io at the top of the list and they were contacted.
70-90 cents, at best. Jon, you have no useful skills. You’re unemployable, except maybe as a liquor sampler.
Read that line and laugh. He’s an all in one package? The links he shared above and below aren’t written by him either, as he later admits.
I read this link and I think he may have written it. It’s awful.
Ladies of MeowMix, how many times in your life have you decided, “You know what, my husband really needs a picture of blood while I’m on my period.”? This is totally normal, right?
He will kill her pussy with his tongue? What the fuuuuuuck.
Oh so he wants a threesome with 15-year old Megan and 23-year old Arianna. That’s nice, right? Totally not a pedophile.
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If jon thinks his “vagina” is normal on the outside I think he needs to check out some adult anatomy references.
He want’s his tits done, well thats just great. Whats that going to cost the taxpayer?
I’d sooner eat my own shit before jon’s septic gash!!
“I need to significantly diet”, that’s like the captain of the Titanic saying “we need to avoid icebergs” AFTER they hit the damn thing
“my pussy nectar”, what the actual fuck??? I’m sure if you sprayed it on plants, bugs or any living thing it would immediately die. Jon’s gash juice should be considered toxic waste!
“I’m just listening to rain in the gutter” get used to it fatso, when the bank repos your shitty little condo you’ll be sleeping in the gutter. And how the fuck can it be a mess? Its the size of a hotel room and he’s scamming maid service.
“Trying to land a senior role”, someone needs to tell jon his fat rolls don’t count as experience.
“Super high skill levels” at the fed government. From being a temp election clerk? Fuck is this basket case ever delusional! Best Buy won’t hire you jon because 1) they don’t make a cheesy blue shirt big enough for you and 2) like every other company they wouldn’t want you anywhere near a customer.
Oh for fuck sakes, now jon is claiming he was sexually assaulted by men? Jon could be in a Turkish prison and wouldn’t be touched by the other inmates.
So he’s scammed the gov’t into paying for a security system, that ridiculous telus “I’ve fallen and can’t get my fat ass up” alarm and a security guard? They must just say yes so he goes away.
“I’m basically pissing sugar”, lmao that slays me! He has to have an A1C >20, jon’s not going to make 40 at this rate 🙂
“with your hand on my chest while I kiss your forehead and play with your hair” WTF is next? “it does what its told or it gets the hose again”
Holy crap he looks awful with those silly curls. Like a demented troon Lucile Ball
Never worked for six figures in his life but thinks he should be a VP somewhere? There is literally nothing in this asshole’s brain that makes sense.
“was looking at engagement rings” to “I’m going to get my vulva treated”, smooth jon…very very smooth, and sending shots of your bloody kool-aid piss, that’s what any woman you’re trying to date wants to see
LOL, he was relieved after seeing the cops weren’t for him. Why jon. are you expecting to be arrested? You should be!
I volunteer to wax his “vagina.”
With a flamethrower
That’s all I have to say.
So a few points here:
I thought Jon had fully formed female breasts? He doesn’t think his moobs are female breasts anymore?
Does Jon’s body crave sugar like he craves creeping on young girls? And go figure, a pedo liking Subway, can we start calling him Jared?
The reason he doesn’t like guys around, is because he can’t creep on girls because if he’s seen by those guys, he knows his ass will be beat into the ground.
Jon is such a clown, he can’t even tell when someone is insulting the shit out of him. Whoever played Arianna, great fucking job. You basically called him a fucking loser TONS of times and he didn’t even catch on. What a dumb fuck. This shit is gold. LOL
There’s just too much to unpack here so I’ll just say this: Every single thing he says and does is EXACTLY the things women run away from and run fast. Oh and one more thing EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
-Someone not willing to wax a damn wound is not transphobia, it’s common sense.
What damn idiot you be to apply hot wax on a wound to rip it off/open. Jys you’re a idiot.
Tattoo artists don’t tattoo over a wound or crust either. Or that transphobia too?!
-Ofc Jys wanne do marketing again…
Data entry stuff doesn’t give a attempt to leech freebies, scam or harrasment,… Marketing does and MM has evidence of that!
-A: “I like mostly white”
Jys: Same!! red is sooo goooddddd.
Eum.. Jys.. U ok buddy? Having a stroke or something?
-Yeah no, never ever once send blood pic to anyone and never will. Not even my own partner whom I’ve been with for years. Ffing gross Jys, srrly.
Also calling out of no uterus. Why Jys so confused about it?!
Hello basic biology/sex ed classes! *smh*
-and so much more but I’m to lazy to type. Imma.. Bleach my brain now. Thanks MM.
JY is out of his god damn mind if he thinks he’s ever going to land a 6 figure job. He clearly doesn’t realize that human resources always does its homework. They will google. They will find Meowmix. Once they find Meowmix, the rest is obvious.
Plus, the types of jobs he’s applying for generally ask if you are legally allowed to travel, or if you possess a passport. Jon can’t travel to the US because of his criminal record. He’d have to explain that to whomever is interviewing him. He’s legit fucked, but keeps trying. Jon might fail at EVERYTHING he does, but you do have to give him a little credit for his persistence. Most people would have given up and killed themselves by now. Jon has less to live for then most people, yet continues to push on even though the end result is still going to be the same. When he ends his life, he’s gonna be in the same state he is now. Alone, depressed, and completely hopeless.
Even in the absence of meowmix jon is properly fucked. I’ve brought him up with at least a dozen people who claim to know nothing about this site but were very aware of his antics. I sincerely believe he’s unemployable for any position. Even if he wasn’t a scam artist or a sexual deviant and managed to convince someone to hire him he wouldn’t last a week of a normal 9-5 job. He’s so unhealthy he’d be calling in sick on the second day.
Jon, you need to change your name once more, so when you apply for jobs, your past isn’t immediately obvious. How about something easy to remember that really describes you. I propose you keep your first name, so that you don’t confuse yourself and your last name to Eunuch. Your new name, Jon Eunuch, is an identity you can proclaim quietly on job forms for which you are uniquely qualified, such as “world class freak and asshole” at a foreign circus. You can walk right on stage to roaring laughter!
I will tag any name change to every yaniv post just as I did with simpson. No way in hell he escapes his past and present antics.
As circus director I’d actually hire you for this position. All you have to do is walk on stage eating your 20 timbits walking in and then talk about whatever. It’ll be a crowd pleaser. Forget about the six figure salary, though, you’ll be paid with free unlimited food, admit it that’s what you want most.
I can honestly say in my 40 odd years on the planet, i’ve mentioned periods once to my other half and that was only because he was whinging that men have to shave each day and women don’t know how lucky they are. I pointed out a couple of months of PMT and he would change his tune. Big Jon just doesn’t behave or think like a women. Pussy this and pussy that, women DO NOT use that word. He behaves like a perverted man. It’s pretty obvious this repulsive bastard isn’t trans and only had his todger removed to indulge his tampon fetish. Yet another rape/sexual assault? What is that now? a dozen? It was two girls he claimed attacked him a couple of weeks ago. These exchanges are getting worse and showing what a disgusting pervert Yaniv is. I can’t wait for the break up exchanges.
You got refused service because they saw the Meowmix warning posters about you and they know you are a fat, creepy child molester & that dealing with you will spell big trouble. Fuck, the most you’ve ever talked is when you fucking rattle on about the right to have your fucked up stink-box waxed, fuck cunt get over it, people won’t do it because you are doing it for sexual fetishist reason and trying to set them up for a court action. A business has the right to refuse you service for no reason at all after all, it’s their business , they are not slaves dick head. No surgery needed and you want your boobs done, well your knob fell off so maybe that was wrong and while you’re having your boobs done why don’t you have your fat fucking mouth sewn shut at the same time? Jon, you do not have a wet pussy, you are trying to insinuate that this is happening naturally, dream on dick head, this is just your lies and delusions kicking in again fatso. His pussy is ready to eat, it seems in one of those photos on the left side of your thigh down to your crotch you have a severe case of genital warts or some sort of fungus, I bet she’s real keen to go down on you after seeing that? “I thought your preferred drink was my pussy nectar”, cunt, you need your fucking head punched in for saying something like that, what the fuck is wrong with you? This is how the rapists I served jail time with used to talk, the ones tough enough not to be in protection with all of the paedophiles like you. You will be sleeping in your bed with no one next to you until you do jail time, then you’ll have a boyfriend sleeping next to you all the time, but don’t worry, your new cell mate will probably identify as female. “I want to take our relationship to the next level”. Fuckwit, it’s not on any level to begin with, it’s not fucking real you dopey goose, there are no levels here except the level of your obvious stupidity. I hope you love the sound of the rain in the gutter Jon because pretty soon that’s where you will be living. He doesn’t invite anybody over because his nickname is Scott, Scott no friends! “You’re all I think about”. I’m very disappointed in you Jon, I thought that with good reason that I am all you think about. He has super high skill levels and he has such a high skill set that it makes him unemployable, now that’s logic, and that’s pretty impressive for a fucking proven moron. His female friend is a fucking psycho says Jon who chases people around with his pink cane and belts Rebel reporters and the death threats to Chris Elston don’t count or the assault and threats charges and being sued for it means merely nothing. The best place for you to meet a girl is any place where there are no warning posters about you on the walls which rules most places out really. Hey Jon, you’re so wet but it must be disappointing that your knob is missing out on all the action! He can’t wait to make out with her and in the next breath, he dialate now he’s bled out again, cunt, if you bleed out your brain gets no oxygen and you die. He drives over to his Mum’s across the road because he’s shit scared of somebody, dunno who? He’s so shy in person, ha ha ha as he storms out of the court with his emergency siren blaring, piss weak security guard in tow, while screaming at Donald that he’s a fucking retard. If you meet him Arianna, take your fucking father, hopefully he might punch the cunt’s head in. He’s not really comfortable with guys around him because again, the chances of hm getting his fucking head punched in rise significantly. When people ask you specific questions about yourself dick head, fuckingwell answer the questions otherwise how do you get to know each other and develop a relationship? The answer is you have no way of explaining all of your shit away, it’s all documented on Meowmix. Asking red or white wine, he has tons of it, that’s because it’s all stolen property from when he was handing out liquor samples, and it worked a treat, as soon as you set eyes on the creepy, fat cunt you’d need a few stiff drinks to steady your nerves. He thought she had a dick and he nearly shit himself, but it’s OK for him to have one and insist he’s a lesbian, come clean now Jon, we know you really love cock. What the fuck is that creepy photo with fat Jon and the blonde curls and duck kiss, his fucking head & eyes are all out of whack like a lump of clay slapped on the concrete? He has a job interview for a six figure job, fuck off idiot, you know before you apply they are not going to hire you, most companies require a police clearance and they usually do an internet search on you too, you have a criminal record & you’re up on serious criminal charges, no company wants to be associated with a person with such poor character and a severe criminal history. You don’t want Eskimo kisses fat Jon, you want Liverpool kisses son, Google it. Jon, you have espoused your love various times and explained that it reaches infinity in relation to travelling around various other planets etc. ect. Cunt, you don’t know what love is, you have no fucking idea, you can’t fall in love with words on an LCD computer screen fuckwit because that’s all Arianna is. All she has you to judge you on is- “I love you, I want you to be my girlfriend, I tried to kill myself fifteen times, the cops hate me, I can’t get a job, I’m sick, my vagina is bleeding, here’s a photo of my vagina, I’m sick, I’m busy working, I’m suing everybody, I’m afraid of Donald. I need to meet you, will you marry me, here’s several photos of my restaurant meals, but I have no money, I love you, I need to use tampons, I can’t believe I have you as my GF, I’m sick, I tried to kill myself again, here’s another photo of my infected 12 year old pussy”, that’s the fucking extent of it you fucking brain-dead, overweight fucking dimwit
Most companies have a clause for the higher up where in no way can they make the company look bad.If JV was hired he would have to change no more suing no more talking the way he does on twitter/snap etc.
The waxing place refused jy because his fatass couldn’t get on the table safely
You know, I’ve been aware of Yaniv since the whole #waxmyballs debacle began, but I’ve only recently started reading MM and very, very recently Kiwi Farms.
I can honestly say I wish I’d never heard of ANY of it.
There are things on KF I could gladly have gone the rest of my life not knowing. I think I might really and truly be ill. Some of this stuff makes JY’s antics seem minor.
Let me just say this: anyone who says that “self ID“ is not a fucking danger, at least potentially, is crazy. These disgusting, fetish obsessed men have full access to female safe spaces, and if you think that’s horrible, you’re suddenly a bigot. I’m not talking about people like Blaire White (who I absolutely love, btw) or any truly transgendered person with an ounce of dignity…I’m talking about the Yanivs of the world, the diaper fetshists, the scumbags that are slinking around change rooms and bathrooms trying to get their jollies, shitting themselves in public on purpose.
I literally am never leaving my house again ever.
Tread lightly in the Farms. There are awful things in there. Worse than JY’s necrotic ham sandwich. Trust.
MM keeps it light and fun. KF I avoid, as choosing to spend time on reading about the darker details of debauchery and sleaziness isn‘t healthy or adding enjoyment to my life.
Claude…agreed…I love MM. They are doing great work. I’m just staying away from the Farms.
Big NOPE.
I’m not made of stern enough stuff.
Jess can’t even do the jobs he derides that “only immigrants do.” He delivered for skipthedishes once didn’t he, and then got reported on for their next job giving out free drink samples at a liquor store. Anything further in food service, retail or even Amazon requires some human interaction skill, Jon.
Jon can’t really do anything blue collar either.
He and his stupid family are all on disability and welfare. And I’m guessing from Greenbridge that MY and JY might have had enough to keep them going on their HOAs and such for some years back when he started with the ballwaxing. But that was 2018 and also assuming he wouldn’t be spending thousands of dollars on…
1) A purplle prom dress (said to cost $3,000).
2) Near weekly hair spa/nail spa services costing hundreds of dollars per pop. Like he doesn’t just go into Supercuts and get some normal haircut for hygiene; he goes somewhere that charges him $350K for a postage sized thing that no one could even see next to his fat face.
3) On top of this all the public and private gluttony he indulges in. How many $12 cheesecakes or soups have we seen on his IG? It’s not even the main course of what he’s eating.
4) And then the vacations! All the vacations to victoria, Harrisons and even freaking Toronto with sometimes Mommy, Aunt Ilana and as it seems now perhaps one or even two dogs. God! Can you imagine how much that much smell?
If Jv was not trans he would be sitting in jail now facing 20-30 years.
Jon has no clue. It hilarious for him to think he worth $100 000. You wish he did make a $100 000. The burden on the public would be lower. The whole family has probably cost taxpayers that much since his 2019 BCHRT. Police, ambulance, fire etc. They must have no money left as the old bag Ladies are on legal aid for assault.
The only grace is he’s probably going to be convicted for the assault(might lose his conditional discharge) and the Elston trial after that. (That one will definitely cause him to lose the discharge) he was on probation during that episode.
We know Jon is a lazy fuck, so we know he doesn’t take the dog out as much as he should.
How often do you think he beats the dog for pissing on the floor? It’s not the dogs fault but he’ll beat the shit out of it because that what Jon does.
We are assuming the dog is beat on a daily bases. We called the animal control to report someone who is known for hurting animals. They are very aware about Jon and the dog and are investigating the situation. He’ll eventually lose the dog by have so many complaints against him.
Regarding the recent leak messages, it shows you that Jon will never get what he wants and will forever be scheming to get people to interact with him.
I look forward when Jon gets his educational beat down, that fat fuck is going to get curb stomped. He’s a worthless piece of shit so it’s doubtful his own mom would even care.
Ah. He sent this picture to Arianna. DO NOT CLICK if you didn’t click the genital deconstruction thread, or you did and had bad side effects.
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