Friday special! Earlier this week we saw Jessica Yaniv Simpson confess, no, brag about declaring himself to be First Nations so he could skip the COVID vax line. Last night, WGKitty leaked some awful pictures to KiwiFarms. Things we can’t even post here.
Today? 70 more screenshots for you courtesy of Arianna. Enjoy guys, and don’t forget to leave a comment at the end telling us what your favourite part was.
This is when Jonny went to Foxy Box. Perhaps he’s wondering how Fox Boxy knew he was coming. And why he’s no longer allowed on any Foxy Box properties. Oops? It wouldn’t be because someone called them, would it?
Ready to eat? Not in a million years will anyone eat that. Can you guys imagine the horror?
This was when he bragged to everyone on Twitter that he got it waxed. He didn’t.
Do women everywhere talk about how wet their pussies get all the time? That’s normal right?
“Significantly diet”. Understatement of the decade.
Pussy nectar? PUSSY NECTAR?
Right around this time he added several cheesy certificates to his LinkedIn profile – meaningless online “courses”.
“Used and replaced”? Imagine being this colossal of a failure and thinking people want to use you for something.
A super high skill set? Jon people are being nice so you go away quietly. You’re a fucking moron that nobody wants to have on their property. The ones that hire you don’t see it at first. Everyone else does.
He uses the word significant a lot. I think he believes it makes him sound significantly smarter but it really just makes him sound significantly more stupid.
Oh look! Another claim of being sexually assaulted! This one was 15 years ago, so it predates NY Grill. I wonder who it was this time. Seriously, this poor guy has been sexually assaulted or raped more times than anyone else on Earth at this point.
After Arianna calls him out on all that stuff, THAT was his response?
JY abused the RCMP / BC Government support funds for victims of crime. He still claims he was a victim of Donald and needs the government to pay for security systems. Sadly, they did.
MeowMix posted a while back that Crown destroyed his tasers and returned his pepper spray.
So his argument is that police seized bear spray along with his tasers, and then in the end had to give bear spray back, and he won? He was charged with possession of illegal weapons, spent time on probation, is prohibited from owning weapons, had to go to court numerous times, didn’t get his tasers back, and this is a win? It’s bear spray! It’s legal! They had to give it back the same way they could seize nail clippers if you threatened to stab someone with them. This guy is a serious idiot. He’s got as many brain cells as Morgane Oger has hair follicles.
Remember guys, he doesn’t drink.
Pinot grigio is white. Not red Jon. And who brags about having 40+ bottles of wine?
So feminine.
PUKE!
Jon admitting he wants to get fucked by a strap on?
If that isn’t a face that everyone can agree needs a swift kick in the teeth then I don’t know what is. This guy really needs it…
Never worked for 6 figures, and never will.
So the reality is (after we did some digging) strat.io was using recruiting firms and they have a standard list of questions. Yaniv was interviewed by a recruiter and filed in the trash can.
There he goes talking about his manpussy again.
Ha I hope he goes broke and starves. This fat fuck went after countless women’s jobs and tried to hurt their careers and incomes. This guy doesn’t even deserve a sidewalk square on Hastings. He deserves to eat from dumpsters. PS…the company didn’t leak it. Arianna did. It only took a few minutes on Google to find “data security companies” that recently received “$11M in funding” that were hiring for a “marketing manager” role on Indeed. It brought up strat.io at the top of the list and they were contacted.
70-90 cents, at best. Jon, you have no useful skills. You’re unemployable, except maybe as a liquor sampler.
Read that line and laugh. He’s an all in one package? The links he shared above and below aren’t written by him either, as he later admits.
I read this link and I think he may have written it. It’s awful.
Ladies of MeowMix, how many times in your life have you decided, “You know what, my husband really needs a picture of blood while I’m on my period.”? This is totally normal, right?
He will kill her pussy with his tongue? What the fuuuuuuck.
Oh so he wants a threesome with 15-year old Megan and 23-year old Arianna. That’s nice, right? Totally not a pedophile.
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So a few points here:
I thought Jon had fully formed female breasts? He doesn’t think his moobs are female breasts anymore?
Does Jon’s body crave sugar like he craves creeping on young girls? And go figure, a pedo liking Subway, can we start calling him Jared?
The reason he doesn’t like guys around, is because he can’t creep on girls because if he’s seen by those guys, he knows his ass will be beat into the ground.
Jon is such a clown, he can’t even tell when someone is insulting the shit out of him. Whoever played Arianna, great fucking job. You basically called him a fucking loser TONS of times and he didn’t even catch on. What a dumb fuck. This shit is gold. LOL
There’s just too much to unpack here so I’ll just say this: Every single thing he says and does is EXACTLY the things women run away from and run fast. Oh and one more thing EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
-Someone not willing to wax a damn wound is not transphobia, it’s common sense.
What damn idiot you be to apply hot wax on a wound to rip it off/open. Jys you’re a idiot.
Tattoo artists don’t tattoo over a wound or crust either. Or that transphobia too?!
-Ofc Jys wanne do marketing again…
Data entry stuff doesn’t give a attempt to leech freebies, scam or harrasment,… Marketing does and MM has evidence of that!
-A: “I like mostly white”
Jys: Same!! red is sooo goooddddd.
Eum.. Jys.. U ok buddy? Having a stroke or something?
-Yeah no, never ever once send blood pic to anyone and never will. Not even my own partner whom I’ve been with for years. Ffing gross Jys, srrly.
Also calling out of no uterus. Why Jys so confused about it?!
Hello basic biology/sex ed classes! *smh*
-and so much more but I’m to lazy to type. Imma.. Bleach my brain now. Thanks MM.
Jon, you need to change your name once more, so when you apply for jobs, your past isn’t immediately obvious. How about something easy to remember that really describes you. I propose you keep your first name, so that you don’t confuse yourself and your last name to Eunuch. Your new name, Jon Eunuch, is an identity you can proclaim quietly on job forms for which you are uniquely qualified, such as “world class freak and asshole” at a foreign circus. You can walk right on stage to roaring laughter!
I will tag any name change to every yaniv post just as I did with simpson. No way in hell he escapes his past and present antics.
As circus director I’d actually hire you for this position. All you have to do is walk on stage eating your 20 timbits walking in and then talk about whatever. It’ll be a crowd pleaser. Forget about the six figure salary, though, you’ll be paid with free unlimited food, admit it that’s what you want most.
Most companies have a clause for the higher up where in no way can they make the company look bad.If JV was hired he would have to change no more suing no more talking the way he does on twitter/snap etc.
The waxing place refused jy because his fatass couldn’t get on the table safely
You know, I’ve been aware of Yaniv since the whole #waxmyballs debacle began, but I’ve only recently started reading MM and very, very recently Kiwi Farms.
I can honestly say I wish I’d never heard of ANY of it.
There are things on KF I could gladly have gone the rest of my life not knowing. I think I might really and truly be ill. Some of this stuff makes JY’s antics seem minor.
Let me just say this: anyone who says that “self ID“ is not a fucking danger, at least potentially, is crazy. These disgusting, fetish obsessed men have full access to female safe spaces, and if you think that’s horrible, you’re suddenly a bigot. I’m not talking about people like Blaire White (who I absolutely love, btw) or any truly transgendered person with an ounce of dignity…I’m talking about the Yanivs of the world, the diaper fetshists, the scumbags that are slinking around change rooms and bathrooms trying to get their jollies, shitting themselves in public on purpose.
I literally am never leaving my house again ever.
Tread lightly in the Farms. There are awful things in there. Worse than JY’s necrotic ham sandwich. Trust.
MM keeps it light and fun. KF I avoid, as choosing to spend time on reading about the darker details of debauchery and sleaziness isn‘t healthy or adding enjoyment to my life.
Claude…agreed…I love MM. They are doing great work. I’m just staying away from the Farms.
Big NOPE.
I’m not made of stern enough stuff.
If Jv was not trans he would be sitting in jail now facing 20-30 years.
We know Jon is a lazy fuck, so we know he doesn’t take the dog out as much as he should.
How often do you think he beats the dog for pissing on the floor? It’s not the dogs fault but he’ll beat the shit out of it because that what Jon does.
We are assuming the dog is beat on a daily bases. We called the animal control to report someone who is known for hurting animals. They are very aware about Jon and the dog and are investigating the situation. He’ll eventually lose the dog by have so many complaints against him.
Regarding the recent leak messages, it shows you that Jon will never get what he wants and will forever be scheming to get people to interact with him.
I look forward when Jon gets his educational beat down, that fat fuck is going to get curb stomped. He’s a worthless piece of shit so it’s doubtful his own mom would even care.
Ah. He sent this picture to Arianna. DO NOT CLICK if you didn’t click the genital deconstruction thread, or you did and had bad side effects.
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/20210719_204154-jpg.2363166/