Jessica Yaniv Simpson…what, oh what were you thinking?
Catch up on part 1 here. Part 2. Part 3.
So his first date is this? Two hours of driving in urban traffic? That doesn’t count his initial trip to pick her up in New Westminster (22 kms), or his trip to take her home and back after (44 kms). Can you imagine a worse possible date than this?
“Marry me”. Jon, nobody will ever marry you. Funny that as soon as she asked to slow down he was like “I’ll talk to you later.“
Wants to marry her. Loves her. Can’t spell her name? And why the hell is this clown getting COVID tests every few days? What a waste of resources! Every moment spent testing Yaniv is a moment that could have been spent testing a real human being with value instead.
Ariannavaginaville? Wet vegetation? Ladies, imagine a man referring to your vagina as “wet vegetation”.
Denton Dick was talking to Arianna on Twitter. It’s funny that JY calls him a stalker and a pedophile. Projecting much?
“Fainted into bed”. Fainted?
Just a random “ugh i wanna eat you out” thrown into the middle of a conversation about his “girlfriend” having COVID.
It’s interesting to see how Jon really couldn’t give a fuck that Arianna had COVID (she didn’t really) but Jon goes on and on about his pain.
Arianna: “I think I have COVID”.
Jon: “So can we make out then?”
“Content development and conversion rate optimization”. Another instance of JY blabbing and trying to sound smarter than he actually is.
“Went into a panic attack”. First mention of a service dog? Back in Feb? Attempted suicide every week for the past 3 years? That’s 156 attempts and he couldn’t get it right? Harming himself by not taking his meds? I can’t even with this guy. He whines about suicide like most people complain about weather.
“I just want you to love me”. WAAAAAAAAH. Nobody could ever love him.
Sexually assaulted? In his dreams. Not a criminal? But facing 6 criminal charges.
I don’t understand the constant lies or spin. I have this charge, this charge, and that file. Why not just be straight up about it all? This is so pointless.
“Only one charge, but 4 more have been laid.” Jon, that’s 5 charges.
He was raped? By two girls? In his wildest dreams, maybe. Notice how his story changed minutes later? It wasn’t “two girls”…it was “a girl”, but it happened twice. Honestly guys, this sick fuck does as much harm to women as Morgane Oger and his campaign to defund the VRR. Anyone that pretends to have been raped for attention should be locked up. Or other things.
He sent MeowMix to his girlfriend again? LOL!
I love that he’s suffering long term psychological damage from Sara. Couldn’t happen to a better guy.
Waiting for an ambulance? What a waste of resources.
At least he admits he’s kinda dumb here.
Surgery precautions? He didn’t have any surgery after his GRS surgery in Jan.
All these applications failed.
Fainted LOL
What makes them hate you, Jon? Jon: “I don’t shut up”.
Boy is he ever right.
$10,000? LOL DUMBASS! Riding the coattails of his fame? Come on, Jon. You’re not famous. You’re notorious. You’re well known because of how much people hate you.
Wedding plans! LOL Fucking idiot.
Jon deserved Sara. And Arianna.
Not “I am handicapped” or “I feel handicapped”. Just “I look handicapped”.
And all of those applications have failed. Loser.
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There’s no question, jon is the least socially aware lump of fat on the planet. How can someone be this fucking clueless? He’s not capable of a relationship with a person, not a companion dog not even an artificial house plant. He’s abjectly worthless.
What this series of chat clearly reveals is his future is absolutely fucked. Even a cursory web search reveals a litany of negative coverage that would send any potential employer, romantic partner or even a casual friend running. If someone appears on a shit site like thedirty.com its one thing and can be easily explained away but the “target” as being bogus and the result of a single hater. But with jon its everywhere and covering every aspect of his sad pathetic life.
While I wouldn’t want to get within swinging cane’s distance of the creep it would be interesting to interview him for a fake position. He’d be so easy to flummox and get tied in knots, the results would be good for many lol’s.
While I’d NEVER feel any sympathy for a predator like jon his neediness is so cringeworthy. I know its repetitive to say but no normal adult goes on an on about loving or wanting to marry someone they’ve never fucking met.
I hope him seeing this posted in public makes him finally snap
A: Bitch I have covid!
Every sane/normal person/friend/buddy/lover: can I help or do anything to make you feel better? Are you ok? Do you need anything?
Jys the selfish one: I’m so thankful I don’t have covid (aka suuuucks to be yoooouuu)
I swear I can’t even. I need a adult beverage after digging through this. I think my brain shrunk 5 sizes of the stupidity of Jys side and how not to keep a convo or interest etc.
Big Kudos to A though for playing it out so well. And for having such a strong stomach and mental health.
As someone who is reading to try and come down from a suicidal episode the “I have tried to kill myself every week for 3 years” made me LAUGH no suicidal person attempts that frequently without ANY kind of hospitalization this is genuine comedic gold if you ignore how he’s taking the genuine suffering of so many vulnerable people and twisting it for pity
Also there *is* serious harm that can be done by not taking meds in a lot of cases but he’s not even on any that would cause problems like he says lol
Nothing says failure like 150 failed suicide attempts
“I’m a good person” Sounds like a wack job
First off Jon, You’re built like a dump truck, so I don’t think you’ll be riding up to any door, let alone running anywhere. Are there benches alone that shore line? Because you couldn’t walk 10 feet without being winded. so that shore line walk is totally out of the question.
You’re used to all that driving because of all the stalking of underage girls you do. That’s probably why you do all those covid tests as well.
Ariannavaginaville? Really Jon? Did you pick that line up from all the porn you watch? You do know, that shit that happens in porn movies, doesn’t happen in real life, right? Pathetic, no dick virgins make stupid comments like that.
And oh look, Jonny’s even a failure at suicide. 156 attempts and you’re still here? Obviously your suicide attempts are as real as you are trans.
You deserve everything you get Jonny. People hate you because of who you are, not because you’re pretending to be trans. And I’m sure you’ll have no problem finding someone to help you dilate when you’re in jail. Guys like to help people “dilate” in jail
Eunuch Jon, do you want to know next time for sure you‘re catfished? You can be certain you’re catfished when a woman writes more than ten minutes with you.
Raped.
BY TWO WOMEN!!!!
The bullshit factor is absolutely off the scale! Only a 34 year old virgin (or a 14 year old one) could ever possibly think that would be a believeable story to tell, especially to a woman! That and the blatant talk about eating your pussy to a woman you are not sexually active with and infact have never met make it so so obvious that JY is a complete and total manchild who somehow spent all his 20s and half his 30s managing to NOT meet anyone who connected with him mentally or physically. He was a nerdy little jewboy but not THAT ugly, far uglier people had sex in college (He went to the Kwantlen Surrey campus ffs! how did he NOT get laid?) so he must have been a complete Mama’s boy before being cast off into society to sink or swim. And man did he sink. If only he hadn’t decided his way to win was to become a complete douchnozzle I would totally feel sorry for him, but I don’t at all.
In all honesty, if hypothetically I were to be (at gunpoint) given a choice of being raped again myself or even ATTEMPTING to “rape” Fatty McFatterson…….I’d have to very seriously consider the first option. He’s fucking retarded if he thinks any woman would want to even be within smelling distance of him, much less “violate” him. And if he truly tries to “kill himself” every week for three years, statistically he’d HAVE to have been successful long before now. Unfortunately he’s fucking lying. Damn.
Best line: “I bought a cooch”…
Hope you kept the receipt, girlfriend!
CLASSIC NARCISSIST. Wow.
A: “I have Covid”
J: “Thankfully, I don’t”
A: “I’m so sick”
J: “I’m in terrible pain
But here’s the thing. Narcissistic behaviors usually stem from childhood abuse. It’s a survival mechanism. Someone fucked with young Jon. Of that I am convinced. He’s still a whiny, sleazebag, gross piece of shit, but it’s all clicking into place.
Again…………get help. Or maybe someone step the F up and forcibly admit his crazy ass into psychiatric care.
I feel sorry for the kid who was abused (I believe sexually and badly and by a female). But adult Jessica is a pain in the ass and a drain on society, as well as increasingly dangerous.
I disagree. I used to think his dad molested him but I don’t think there’s any sexual abuse in his past at all and certainly not by a woman. He is a classic incel AGP. He’s never touched a woman so he tried to become the object of his obsession.
Will be interesting to see which of us is correct! Maybe that info is forthcoming.My opinion is admittedly affected by my experience with a narcissistic family member, who was brutalized as a child and was therefore a hypochondriac, perverse, attention-seeking whiner as an adult. But I have no idea, really. Maybe Jon’s just an incel.
I’m not making excuses for his weird and predatory behavior, regardless.
No, I don’t think he was diddled. If he was he would have SOME understanding of sexuality, even a messed up one. He would also likely have been showing some level of attraction for men or else a violent hatred of them. He does neither. As Lisa Marie says below, he’s a classic incel. No understanding of women’s sexuality, social mores regarding interactions with women, just a confused set of actions picked up from the porn he beat off to constantly as a teen and up to the day he got the big chop.
I hope you’re both right. Then I can enjoy laughing at what a stupid, gross shithead he is without feeling guilty.
Am I the only one who noticed the typo “I bought a COOCH”?
No! I died!
So Big Jon was raped by two girls in 2013, that was eight years ago. Does he seriously think anyone believes two girls overpowered a 5ft 11in 30 stone man? How many rapes and sexual assaults are we on now? Is it a dozen, i’ve lost count to be honest and all those suicide attempts? He can’t be trying that hard, what’s he doing, taking three paracetamol at a time instead of two. Oh and as for all those Covid tests. What a disgusting waste of time and resources. They must think ‘Not that fat fucker again’ when he waddles into the clinic. I live in what’s just been voted the Coronavirus capital of Europe, yet i haven’t had one test but then i’m not a raging hypochondriac.
Release the letter Arianna’s been referring to. The one that KF now is. MM, you already have it. Arianna, he has no idea who you are in any way. You could be a 58 yo aussie bloke for all he knows.
My summary – (Morning my beautiful love bugs, ha ha ha). I wuv you! talk like a fucking adult Jon as you are one, but you wouldn’t know it. (This is just the exact same thing he did with Sarah). He shouldn’t be checking every few days for Covid, he should be checking every couple of days if his knob is there. AriannaVaginaVille, fucking please Jon! Is she going to visit JonNoKnobville at the same time? You can’t ever travel overseas fat Jon, you have a serious criminal record. Who’s the pedophile Jon, have a look in the mirror no knob Bob? Gynaecologist? Jon, you are a biological man, a gynaecologist can’t help you, you fuckwit. Fainted into bed, fuck you’re a drama queen try-hard. You’re in so much pain and you are injured from your car accident so you’re going to wash you shit-box car? I’m naked in the bath. (Now I have to ring the fire brigade to get me out for the 50th time). I’m scared because my pretend vag is too tight, I try to dialate but I can’t get it in, I think I have six inches of depth. More cringey comedy gold. I’ve been so busy, and my depression is getting to me. Translation- I’ve been on the net Googling legal precedents I know nothing about to use in my upcoming court cases that I cannot win and the realisation of how many I have lost has just hit me. Content development and conversion rate optimization, Translation- slapping my fake vag all day to lesbian porn. Excellent response- “Oh, fuck this shit”. Translation- I’m Catfishing you. I’ve attempted suicide every single week for the past three years. Translation- I need more attention and lying about this is a good way to get it. My security is so tight. Translation- my security is virtually non-existent and I am a target, eventually someone will get me but I still kid myself. I was sexually assaulted. Translation- Amy Hamm came into the washroom and not the toilet while me and my mum were in the toilet, I quickly made up a bullshit story that has proved to be false and I’m sticking to it even though I’m being sued for slander and will lose. I’m terrified for my safety (believe me Jon, you have very good reason to be). “They are falsified charges”. Jon, both the Rebel News incident and the Chris Elston incident are on video, and I’ve seen both and you also hitting another rebel reporter with a pink cane and then calling police and falsely telling them he is trying to run over you, tell the fucking truth fatso, you’re guilty. I don’t want your pics I want your heart. (so he can store it in the fridge like Geoffrey Dahmer did). I was raped. Jon, any rapist would take one look at the state of you and then move on and find a less scarier victim. You were not raped dick head. Same thing happened to me but a girl. I don’t think so fat Jon, you’re telling sexual fetishist porky pies again. You reckon Amy Hamm took a picture of you, you called that a sexual assault then it became a rape, once again, it didn’t happen. We’re much alike, how the fuck are you much alike? It’s Sarah Catfishing you again dick head. It happened to me twice. No Jon, it never happened to you once, this is just a fantasy for you just like when you accused that poor copper of dick ramming your Mum and Aunt, everything you do ends up in a rape or sexual assault. I’ve been bleeding too, do you want a hot chocolate? What the fuck are you talking about Jon, mate, you’re fucking batshit crazy, who says shit like that? A girl whose just had surgery and is disabled, Jon, you’re not a fucking girl matey, you’re a fat, ugly bloke without a cock (or a knob/clit) that has no fucking brains. My ten-year-old grandson could catfish you because you’re a fucking clueless moron. I know the charges will be dropped. Jon, stop believing your own delusions, they are not going to drop any charges mate, you are kidding yourself. I’m in the bath to clean my vagina, I’m ok they got me out. This is why your knob fell off, having a bath when you were instructed not to, you don’t have a vagina Jon, and you rang the fucking fire brigade again to get you out but you didn’t tell her that did you cunt? Every time I do a Covid test its negative. Translation- I’m fucking totally nuts and it’s my right to waste resources like this after all, I’m a celebrity and a pillow princess. Geez I’d be real worried too if I received a death threat like that. I’d hire a few more bodyguards if I were you, Mummy will pay after all. I reckon there’s a good chance he sent this letter to himself to get attention, I’m very skeptical about it. Sarah was riding the coat tails of his fame, ha ha ha ha ha, what fucking fame? This is Sarah again just pretending to be Arianna and he still got sucked in. Flights, food, hotels, car rentals, all offset by the cost of the towels, sheets, blankets and bedspreads that you and your mother stole from the hotel and why include food, you would have to eat no matter where you were. I’m so happy you spent that money for nothing, geez that must have hurt. She did tell you not to come but you didn’t listen so you have only yourself to blame. I had wedding plans, I almost killed myself. You can still do it Jon, get married I mean, don’t hold your breath though, marrying your Mum is not legal in Canada but they’ll get there. Oh, my GRS hurt a lot more than I thought it would and I can only dialate once a day. Suck it up sunshine, you did this to yourself remember that fuckwit, you deserve all of the pain you get, you thought it would be a cakewalk and remember a few messages ago you said you never give up but you did give up on your manvag and you lost your knob because of it. I got rear-ended it totaled my car and severely injured my hip. Jon, your car had a tiny bump in the rear end, it was not totaled and the impact was less than 15 kmh which is the speed airbags deploy, your hip did not take a huge hit, nor did your shoulder, more fucking blatant lies, you are just scamming again for money from insurance and sympathy from Sarah, I mean Arianna. Why do you tell so many blatant lies? This is why you cannot connect with anybody, your compulsive lying but you can’t stop can you, it’s in you. I saw my Gynaecologist today, I’m scared, my fake vag isn’t healing- translation- my knob has fallen off! Can’t wait for tomorrows instalment of no Knob Bob and his future marriage plans.
I wait for your responses. The best. Every day you make me laugh. Thank you!
My pleasure, I do try and put a fair bit of work into it because fat Jon is also a big fan and reads all of this stuff.
Of course he sees a chiropractor. Of course he’d be stupid enough to think chiropractic is anything but a giant scam.
What a morning.. Great hangover cure.. Honestly making drunks read this is better then AA..
Lol!!