Although April traditionally starts out with April Fool’s Day on the first, it now looks like the whole month could be one long April Fool’s Day for both Jessica Yaniv Simpson and us as he courted his latest “girlfriend”, joined a new MLM, and racked up more legal losses.
April is tax time. We also wondered if Jonny had filed his personal and corporate tax returns. We’re curious how much fraud is in there. It would be a shame if someone reported him to CRA. You can read more about that on CRA’s website here.
Remember Jonny posting information online about the different CERB programs and deadlines for his thousands of bought followers and bots. While it wasn’t as egregious as him giving legal advice, (let’s face it Jonny is not smart enough to be a tax accountant), it did raise some interesting flags.
For example, why did he claim part of Miriam’s strata as a business expense on one of his fee waiver application in BC court? Was it to be eligible for the Canada Emergency Rent Relief Subsidy which was created to help corporations during the COVID pandemic? Stories are emerging of the large amount of fraud associated with that program now being investigated. Will the tax man be adding to the list of criminal charges that Jonny faces?
As Jonny is becoming more recognizable across the Lower Mainland, thanks in part to the Langley Community Watch Association warning posters, more Jonny stories are being shared, not only amongst the medical community, but also retail businesses and others that have had the misfortune to be in proximity to the Yaniv’s.
We receive tips every week telling us where Jonny is, how stupid he looks, and how creepy he is. Most are inconsequential, like him lurking on his balcony behind his potted plants, spying on those who use the Hawthorne entrance or walk by on the street. Looking for more phantom bombers? If your Strata won’t allow you to have a surveillance camera, spying behind plastic plants on your balcony will have to do, but you’re going to need a bigger plant to hide that head Jon.
But you really have to pity the poor grocery store clerks who try their best to not have anything to do with him when he rolls in. We’ve learned that his trips to the grocery story must include a victim somehow. Most egregiously, he’s always asking for help or special treatment because he is “disabled.” He ignores the looks of disgust and eye rolling from other customers who must witness how he creates awkward, embarrassing situations for the clerks in an attempt to have something to complain or sue about. Jonny, people know what you are up to. They see you and they talk to us. Take a shower.
It has been noticed, however that he no longer takes his pet dog grocery shopping. Perhaps because it is so obvious that Rexy is untrained and out of control? Remember the witness report from Walmart, where JY was accused of dragging Rexy across the floor by the leash while Rexy yelped? He does not want to be seen abusing his “service dog” in public (again).
Jessica Yaniv Simpson-Related Images April 1-7, 2022
On April 4, the Civil Resolution Tribunal posted its findings against Jonny in yet another one of his vexatious for-profit legal complaints. As usual, Jonny was suing Bayshore Healthcare Solutions for the $5,000 maximum. Once again, Jonny lost, but what is particularly interesting is, in essence, Jonny was called a liar by the Tribunal, which also stated that the evidence provided showed that he could not control his dog.
That statement alone tells the world that Rexy is not a service dog but just an untrained, out-of-control pet in a cheap, knock-off service dog vest. Notably, Rexy has recently been spotted with a “badge” on her vest that says, “Stress and Anxiety Response Service Dog”. It should read “Stressed and Anxious Non-Service Dog”.
Following an established behaviour pattern after this legal loss, Jonny updated his various social media bios to list the various legal and criminal justice courses he “studied at the University of British Columbia.” Problem is that he never studied at UBC. Nor do people list every course they may have taken at university. Doing that just raises all kinds of questions from anyone doing a background or social media check.
On April 7, MeowMix obtained a copy of the February 28, 2022 application that the BC Crown Counsel filed regarding the appointment of an attorney to cross examine Keenan Bexte during Jonny’s first criminal assault charge trial. It is a damning document as outlined here.
The following day, April 8, MeowMix published more legal documents it had obtained including the resignation letter of Jonny’s first lawyer, Mo Vayehgan. The most interesting document, however, is the arrest warrant filed on March 28, 2022. This is the warrant for the charges laid after Jonny assaulted a senior, pulled a fire alarm endangering the building’s elderly residents and then lied about it and the assault to the investigating RCMP constable.
Conditions of his bail say that he cannot go within 100 meters of Miriam’s Strata, but he has been spotted lurking and watching behind the fake plants he has on his balcony. He’s also been spotted at least once in the parking lot.
April 8 saw Jonny getting a Twitter reply to his February 15 complaint about Miriam’s strata from what initially appeared to be Disability Alliance BC advising him to contact their Disability Law Clinic. Jonny immediately jumped on it, but it now appears that that the account that reached out to Jonny may have been a fake account. There has been no further social media postings or reports on what happened or how it was resolved. One would think a tech guru and marketing wizard could have spotted that fake account a little quicker.
JY-Related Images April 9-11, 2022
April 13 was a pivotal day in Jonny’s online legal life. This was the day that the CRT posted its findings in the Kamal case. For those who are unaware of the details, for months Jonny had been harassing the building cleaner, Kamal, before setting his dog on her, which he filmed and posted. The janitorial company broke its contract with the Hawthorne because the strata could not guarantee a safe working environment for any of their employees.
The findings are absolutely damning, pointing out that Jonny admits to being a racist, could not provide any supporting witness statements from other strata residents, only asked for $5,000 because it is the maximum allowed without providing any supporting evidence of personal injury either in the form of medical records or veterinary records, and that Jonny was the aggressor, attacking Kamal. Fortunately for Jonny, Mastercare and Kamal choose not to follow up with an action against Jonny in the BC Provincial Court given how methodically the CRT vice chair dismantled Jonny’s lies and claims.
On April 14, for some very strange reason Jonny posted about sending messages to every computer in high school in response to a new Microsoft Admin feature. He certainly wasn’t the school’s IT admin. He wasn’t even the go-to geek every high school has. Was that the highlight of his high school life? Invading people’s personal spaces?
On April 18, in an attention seeking ploy on Facebook, Jonny asked for the best proposal locations in the Lower Mainland. Was he just trolling? Was he being catfished AGAIN? Did Miriam buy him a bride? Will he propose with the same cheap pink ring he bought to propose to the catfish Sara? The story soon becomes a cross between the Twilight Zone and the Gong Show.
The highlights…well, there are ghosts, drugs, getting booted by the company of his latest MLM attempt and the release of his contract with the Montreal Gender Reassignment Clinic. More details and analysis can be found at this link.
For many however, the absolute highlight of the story was Jonny showing the world what a social media marketing genius is he is with the ad for the eyelash company using the Wombo app. It was probably this product damaging ad as well as their HR team doing a background check that got Jonny quickly booted.
His marketing genius and lack of proper social and business etiquette was on display again at the end of the month when he randomly weighed in on a new Facebook business posting by criticizing the font of their advertising material. After the business checked his marketing credentials and history, he was promptly blocked.
JY-Related Images April 12-21, 2022
April 27 saw Jonny wish his pet a Happy One Year birthday by posting a picture of Rexy on Instagram. This started a discussion as to both the mental and physical health of the dog, as evidenced by the blank eye and dull coat. The change in the service dog in training knock off vest was also noted. It would now appear that Rexy is wearing not service dog paraphernalia but emotional support animal gear, although the word service dog is still showing on the badge – which you can order online for a few dollars.
Has Jonny been charged by the BC Government with fraud under the Guide Dog and Service Dog Act? We do know from tips that the government was responding to the complaints and had launched an investigation. So far, there have been no charges appearing on the CSO, so we are assuming he was warned rather than charged and fined. Reports from multiple sources suggest the government is collecting information and witness statements from several sources.
Also on the 27th, while Jonny was at his computer, he decided to write another disparaging Facebook review. This time it was about Miriam’s Strata management company, Bayside Property Services. He only writes reviews that are this slanderous and full of typos, like when he has lost in court or been told NO about something. We are not sure what the issue was this time but considering he mentions the “BC HUNAN Rights Code” and a now closed psychiatric facility we must assume the denial really touched a nerve.
April ended quietly. May will be getting off to a rousing start with Jonny appealing his bail conditions for the fire alarm incident and assault at Miriam’s strata on May 2. May will be full of legal drama. Maybe justice will finally be served in Langley.
JY-Related Images April 22-30, 2022
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Has the nose of the potato grown larger? It is SO bulbous in the lash photos. I don’t see the big deal with Windows messaging, it was in 9x/2k/Xp and allowed admins to warn the suckers attached that the server was being rebooted for the 13th time that morning. Jon needs to do something majorly stupid and soon, this watching paint dry approach is wearing thin.
‘Did Miriam buy him a bride?’ Come to think of it I’m really surprised that Miriam hasn’t attempted this, or perhaps she has and we just haven’t found out about it. If Yanny is reading MeowMix perhaps it will give them the idea of badgering and pestering Miriam to arrange one. Yanny needs to be careful though, as Yanny is notoriously transphobic against genuine trans people, and if Miriam arranges a Thai mail order bride and she turns out to be a shemale, then Miriam will have hell to pay from Yanny as Yanny won’t be happy.
Even Mail-order Brides have standards that jonny doesnt meet
Another month, another series of failures & embarrassments. Fat jon is nothing if not consistent.
And in 2 days it gets to be a loser all over again in Traffic Court. Only way it would win is if the cop is a no-show. And don’t even talk about the settlement conference next week! That’ll be another case down the flusher.
It’ll be interesting to see what happens this month, I wonder how Jon is taking the stress given that he seems to have only enough smarts to handle one thing at a time. So we’ll see.
I’m also curious to see how the Samantha thing will turn out. LR did make some pretty damning allegations about her on Twitter.
It’s because of that I fear Samantha may have been scared away. Personally IDGAF if she uses, we should all be free to choose if we desire, but she might not be comfortable being under the spotlight herself. I do wish MM would confirm or deny a further part is coming, but I get it, they may not know at this stage either.
Part 3/4? Jonny Boy has a lot of legal coming up! Not going to be a good month for him!
Come to think about it perhaps dating a shemale would be Yanny’s best chance of getting laid, with a bit of give and take. Shame Yanny is so transphobic, in addition to being a self declared racist, misogynist, and ableist (their discriminatory comments about people with learning disabilities).
@Ode to the Chode
Yeah, I never understood that about these “lesbian trapped in a man’s body types”. They see themselves as women, but they see one another as men and they wouldn’t touch them with a ten foot pole, they just want biological women… ignoring the fact that lesbians are only attracted to other women. It’s very ironic.
I imagine this whole “Transwomen are women” movement was started by these guys, not to mention the delusional types as well, to try and implant the idea that they should be considered real women. But the thing is, they’re not, no matter how much they want to kick and scream and try and convince us to validate their delusions.
It doesn’t take away from the fact that out of the 50/50 chance, the coin landed on XY, and there’s nothing they can do about that. It just didn’t go their way. The best they can do is to live as a transwoman… and there’s nothing wrong with that, it’s okay to be a transwoman or a transman. But they shouldn’t delude themselves that just because they say they’re one particular gender, suddenly they are. We’re not asexual frogs who can change genders at will.
As an aside, what the actual fuck is up with that cha cha/chicky/date night video? There’s obviously some cultural reference I’m not getting but still, was that supposed to somehow be an advertisement for that eyelash MLM scam? Its just a heavily filtered fat jon looking like a horse’s ass.
No wonder Yanny got sacked from the job after posting that video. I can’t even see the eyelashes on either the ‘classic selfie’ or ‘date night’, and certainly can’t see any difference between the eyelashes, and why on earth would Yanny want eyelashes for a date night when they never get any dates?
Also I have seen these types of wombo parade Yanny and Miriam singing videos that other people have made as a joke, there is at least one of them on MeowMix where Yanny is singing in the car with wrist braces. Did Yanny take parade videos seriously thinking they were tributes and decided to emulate them?
Jim Norton, that Chicky/Cha Cha video is actually a children’s song. I figured it was him trolling since he clearly doesn’t care that people know he’s a pedo.
I’ve never been a fan of home schooling as I think it takes away important socialization but I’ll be honest, if I had a kid in school in the current climate I’d be inclined to teach them at home. I just don’t understand what’s expected to be achieved when boys and girls are being fed this bullshit.
@Jim Norton
I agree. Leave the kids out of this and let them be kids… and you have woke parents buying in this, too. I swear a lot of these parents who support their kids wanting to transition probably always sonny Jim to be daughter Jill.
They probably delude themselves that they’re doing what their child wants, but they’re actually doing it for themselves… it’s child abuse is what it is.
This is why charter schools & christian schools are gaining popularity.
As to the christian schools, I’m an atheist, yet I’d rather have kids indoctrinated in that than this lib insanity
The nonce tried to SWAT DFS with a false CP raid.
Recently?
It shows up in one of the images
The Dead Name Game
He also weighs 400 pound plus yet he still thinks he is just a simple girl.One of my co workers is 32 and she weighs 130 pounds she also talks and acts like a women.
What happened in traffic court on the 6th?
I’m going to assume not good for the slug otherwise he’d have been posting a win on twitter.
Finger’s crossed.
Was JY in Traffic Court on Friday? I haven’t heard any news about the result? Did JY manage to slime and weezle their way out of it as usual?
Not much out of meowmix for the last week. I need an update.
I heard a rumour that JY has been spotted sunbathing on their condo balcony wearing nothing but a bikini and sandals
Keep your fantasies to yourself lol