Jessica Yaniv Simpson is afraid – afraid that the BC Court is about to dismiss his vexatious and whiny lawsuit against Rebel Media.
The affidavit shown below was filed Mar 1, 2022, after Rebel filed to reset the date for a dismissal hearing.
Which lie do you think is the most egregious?
- That JY is a woman?
- That he is a marketing professional?
- That he’s disabled?
- That he suffers from fibromyalgia, CRPS, chronic fatigue syndrome, etc?
- That Rebel is stalking him?
- That he’s suicidal?
Honestly it’s all bullshit. JY self-diagnosed himself with half the diseases on that list. My favourite part is him filing an affidavit in BC Supreme court that says (in point 3), that he basically says he couldn’t be bothered to deal with this right now. Smart move, legal eagle.
I will say that I hope #6 is true. I hope JY fears for his safety everywhere he goes. #5 wouldn’t be half bad either, come to think of it.
My thoughts…Rebel’s argument for dismissal is strong, and should be granted, but the court has a history of siding with self-representing people, at least giving them the flexibility to be heard. However, this isn’t small claims. This is big boy court and JY was already told he had to have his shit together on February 14. Will it be dismissed or will BC’s soft legal system hold his hand through to a hearing?
20220301 - JY vs Rebel Media - Affidavit to Stop Dismissal of ProceedingsUpdate:
After some discussion with our legal expert, there is a possibility we’ve misinterpreted the sequence of events – but there really is no way to verify at this time. Instead of JY missing his Feb 14 deadline, he may have met the deadline and submitted the affidavit directly to Rebel, which would not appear on CSO.
Whatever happened there, it led Rebel to file to re-set the date for the dismissal hearing, which led to JY filing to keep the case alive.
Quick note about Jessica Yaniv, Q.C.’s legal skills – his affidavit made our real-lawyer-friend laugh. Five lines of “waaah“. One line of “the defendant has caused me distress by distressing me”. And on a technical note, you don’t “write” an affidavit, like JY says in #3. You swear one, or affirm it. Maybe our Cheeze-whiz kid can do better next time.
However events went down, it’s unclear if JY filed his affidavit by Feb 14 or not, or if any days were provided for cross examination. A hearing will be held on March 22, 2022. If Rebel succeeds in having the case dismissed – and especially if its a SLAPP dismissal – JY will likely be facing some serious costs being awarded to Rebel. Fingers crossed.
A few thoughts…
“I am a disabled woman who suffers from fibromyalgia, complex regional pain syndrome, chronic fatigue syndrome, severe bilateral sensoneural hearing loss, central pain sensitivity, sciatica, central sensitization syndrome and many other health ailments”
If only jon was a horse
“While there is much more that I can state in this Affidavit, I do not have the physical or mental capacity at this time to undergo such a detailed affidavit.”
Now we have it under oath jon admitting he’s effectively worthless. This affidavit should be his cover letter for any job application.
“has caused me to make multiple suicide attempts”
Try harder you fat lump of shit.
God please let JY be as bad as Jussie. I am waiting to see him getting dragged out by officers in his pink diapers.
He suffers from Complex Regional Dumbfuck Syndrome and Chronic Pedophilia.
For most people it would be Complex Localized Dumbfuck Syndrome but this fucker is so fat that it’s become a regional problem.
Did anyone else find it odd that he didn’t list his one real health ailment, diabetes? On a semi realted note, I wonder if the skin tab on his balls is still hanging around somewhere in his axe wound. Also wondering if his missing clit was ever really found or not. Either way, I’m calling bs on his claims. He’s significantly lying and its all utter crap. Lol (his favorite words). As such, he should do what Jim Norton said and try harder, do everyone a favor for once.
Of course he wouldn’t mention his diabetes, that would require him to be honest about his sad pathetic unhealthy existence. Its also something he can’t fake, every other condition he mentioned can be scammed.
Jessica Simpson is done and DFS went to the court house got that doucment for everyone to see
Basically Fat Jon has flouted the court’s quite specific orders and is claiming he is entitled to proceed with his case notwithstanding that he is unwilling/unable to give defendant evidence it needs to defend itself–evidence to which it is absolutely entitled. The case should be–and I predict it will be–dismissed.
All I can say is I’m cautiously optimistic. In an ideal world, the dismissal would be granted… in an ideal world Jon would also be in prison… but we don’t live in an ideal world so this could go either way.
He DOES NOT have CRPS. I’m willing to bet he just googled “what’s the most painful ailment known to medicine” then BOOM! He magically has it…and chronic fatigue syndrome?? I think he misspelled fatass syndrome.
I’m sorry, this sorry sack of shit gets more pathetic every day.
You’re right, he does. But it sure fits his mo
and his chronic fatass syndrome is caused by consuming vast amounts of sodium and sugars. JY even knows not to eat it but still does. He has zero self respect! Proven since he cut his own dick off.
Errrrrrm interesting that JJY states that his a legal administration assistant student and not a legal student! Hardly on their way to be a lawyer but rather answer the phones and diary management for the REAL lawyers
How long before he loses his temper and gets lippy with one of the clients? How long before he fucks up the appointments for the lawyer? 😀
he’s never going to get a job no matter what he does, no worries on that account
JV over and over asks the courts to waive fees as he has no income now he says he has 2 jobs.The judge should tell him to pay all back fees he had waived.
One day he will be looking at serious jail time.
So let me get this straight. Jon is at risk of losing this case that will cost him thousands of dollars and he’s to lazy to properly fill out an affidavit to save his ass. This is only one of many cases he’s expected to lose.
You’re done, you’re done Jon. [email protected] diaper butt.
He has a habit of leaving things until last minute all the time… which I don’t get because he has no job and nothing to do. You’d think in a case where he could potentially lose 10K at the Judge’s decision, he’d put a bit more effort into saving himself. I’ll bet he was like this in high school and college… just left all his work until last minute and then half-ass it just to hand something in.
Point 1.
I dont think Legal Student is a title that even matters. Its just to show “Ohh look i know fancy words”
Same for the “Marketing Professional… He closed down his Website, so i doubt he gets lots of customers, also having no web presence in the buisiness of marketing cant really be called a professional move.
Point 2.
If you look into the “Medical Problems” That the Big turd named you can see its either illnesses that are focused around Pain, or illnessess that dont leave any marks or cant be tested for or he never showed at all.
Also most of those “Medical Problems” got the same Symptoms, so i gotta say it looks like Fatty Boo Boo just threw his “Symptoms” into Google and took the whole list Google spat out.
I mean… Just look at what Dr Google spat out when i googled the symptoms of the ones he named.
Fybromyalgia Symptoms:
Pain and stiffness all over the body, Fatigue and tiredness, Depression and anxiety, Sleep problems, Problems with thinking, memory, and concentration, Headaches, including migraines.
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Complex regional pain syndrome (CRPS) Symbtoms:
Continuous burning or throbbing pain, usually in your arm, leg, hand or foot, Sensitivity to touch or cold, Swelling of the painful area, Changes in skin temperature — alternating between sweaty and cold, Changes in skin color, ranging from white and blotchy to red or blue, Changes in skin texture, which may become tender, thin or shiny in the affected area, Changes in hair and nail growth, Joint stiffness, swelling and damage, Muscle spasms, tremors, weakness and loss (atrophy), Decreased ability to move the affected body part
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Chronic fatigue Syndrome:
Here it gets interesting, because the first thing Dr. Google spat out was this:
There’s no single test to confirm a diagnosis of chronic fatigue syndrome.
Symptoms can mimic those of many other health problems.
It’s also common for people who have chronic fatigue syndrome to also have other health problems at the same time,
such as sleep disorders, irritable bowel syndrome, fibromyalgia, depression or anxiety.
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Central pain Sensitivity AKA Central pain Syndrome:
Again one of the first things google spits out is this:
Fibromyalgia pathophysiology is underpinned by the development of changes in the central nervous system (CNS)
that alter the processing of afferent sensory input, and can be grouped together under the term ‘central sensitisation’.
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I dont believe a single second that He got all of those “Medical Problems”
This is just a try to “poison the Well” so people would feel bad for him and let him off the hook.
Point 3.
This is just another try to “poison the well” and make people feel bad for him.
“Look i would have written more but, ohh my everything hurt again” Sob Sob “Feel bad for me”
Point 4.
Because of Rebels ongoing harassment?
The last article about him that they published was in August 2021 when they found out he is suing them.
Sure theyve reported a lot more about him before that date, but sorry reporting a story is not harassment.
Point 5.
I dont believe that that fat sack of dog excrements has even tied a single time to take his life.
If he really did he would be in a mental hospital for his own safety, or do you really think that you can do multiple suicide attempts without getting admitted to one?
This is just another “Boohoo feel bad for me” moment to again gather some sympathy in hopes to get off the hook.
Point 6.
You dont fear for your safety you product of a gloryhole session, you fear that the walls are closing in on you, and that you finally have to pay for all the shit you put other peoples through.
product of a gloryhole session, Sorry that just creased me!
JFC……. I lost my shit at “product of a glory hole session.
I forgot to mention it because I was so peed off earlier when I read this. He claims to have complex regional pain syndrome, central pain sensitivity, sciatica, and central sensitization syndrome.
2 are actually the same thing, but Jonathon “Dr Google” Yaniv is so mentally challenged he just copied and pasted to versions of the same name. Fibro is known for swelling but let’s face it; his entire body is so misshapen you wouldn’t be able to judge, and as for CRPS, there are specific findings that fatty hasn’t researched.
It is entirely impossible to have Sciatica, CRPS and Central Sensitivity syndrome seems to have escaped the blobs tiny little vagina, sorry, I mean brain.
The cretinous blancmange has really failed to notice that if he has all of these conditions, he wouldn’t be able to lie about his accident injuries.
Most fun part is imagining Judge Hamilton reading this „affidavit“ right after finding out that the eunuch filed a human rights complaint against him for the „service dog“!
The Judge is well aware of Meowmix , Kiwi Farms and all of its content regarding the Yaniv clan. My brother-in-law plays Wordle with the same judge, and sent him all the links. None of this is a surprise to him.
For someone with all those conditions, it has no problem running after people and welding that little pink cane like a gladiator!
The fuckwit reckons he hasn’t got the physical or mental capacity to lodge a more detailed affidavit. The problem with this statement is that a few weeks ago he lodged a comprehensive & detailed three page affidavit in Donald Smith’s court case for contempt of court, and the court case had fuck all to do with him. he can lodge a detailed affidavit in a case he has nothing to do with, but he can’t lodge a detailed one for a case where he is the plaintiff & Rebel is the defendant, it’s your fucking court case dick head, you brought this to a court of law, a big boys one, the onus is on you to provide all the details & the correct paperwork.
“MeowMix Edit… please try to avoid dragging political BS into the comments here.”
Now calm down, gee whiz, so like no mirroring this “political BS” and sheeeit?
Ya, no worries.
Cheers
MeowMix says:
“Look at the assholes in BC government and the pervert predators trying to get in – like Morgane Oger. That fucker goes to bat for rapists and pedophiles and nailed a rat (or supported said nailing) to the vrr. People keep electing these clowns because they think it scores them woke points.
There’s a huge difference between little blips like mine and others that are on-topic, and epicly long Trump-rants.
On topic good.
Off topic bad.
Seems easy to me.
Okay, so I have a question here…. if the Judge awards Rebel the dismissal and costs… can Jon just blatantly ignore it like he did with DFS? Or will he face consequences if he doesn’t pony up like prison or debt agents coming to his condo and seizing property up to the value?
I want them to seize rexy
@Hannibal Lector I would save that video to a YouTube list ti remind me that there is justice in the world. 😀
So if the Jussienator gets 150 days in Chicago of all places. JY should get 151 days in BC atleast. JAIL. If Jussie Smolletts antics are any indicator, JY is going to a joy during sentencing.
Point 3)The judge could look at that and see some issues such as JV is hiding something and not being truthful.
Point 5)I am amazed he keeps getting away with this in Ontario he would be brought in under the mental health act.
Point 6)The big man is doing some double talking he can’t write a detailed affidavit yet what the case to move forward.
Yeah, this is a whole “Oh, woe is me!” sad sack affidavit that’s 99% percent fake (I do believe that he’s suffering distress because he was exposed… that’s what happens when you shine a light on a cockroach) I don’t see anywhere where he says everything is fake… so is this more of a “STOP REPORTING THE TRUTH ABOUT ME! I’M STRESSED!”?
dude. I LOL’d
brutal, lol
Jessica Yaniv Simpson…….you are just fucking weak and ridiculous.
Gary
I think he know the game is over and he is facing some serious league issue now and in the future.
He does know this. This isn’t how it was meant to happen. He thought it would be a £5k go away with no court or stress. Instead he backed himself into a corner leaving no route out.
@Jay I hope that when Rebel presents their evidence that the judge sees just how despicable of a human being Jon is and sides with Rebel.
@Miriam Yaniv’s Dog I would have loved to see his face that day when he found Rebel’s reply and saw that they were counter-suing him for costs. Didn’t he try to file that he was poor as fuck and the court rejected it? You want to sit at the big boys table, you got to be ready to put up big boys stakes, Jon, not sit there with your little sippy cup pretending to be a grown up.
The more i think about it the less sense it make JV wanting this case to move forward.He has no chance winning the judge very well could award full costs to Rebel.
The scary thing that’s it. I suspect if his first attempt at extortion had failed with such heavy consequences he might not be in the position today. But then this is the guy who cut his knob off trying to prove he was a girl.
Has fatso paid Donald his $350 court costs yet?
Doubt it and I doubt he’d pony up for Rebel unless the system made him. Last time he was forced to pay those beauticians because BCHRT wouldn’t let him file another case until he paid. That’s why I hope that if Rebel wins, the court forces him to pay the costs, whether by preventing him from filing another lawsuit or debt agents seizing his property up to the value.
JV
The man the beast the joke.
Will Miriam be breaking her bond if she causes any more ructions at her condo?
If she got the same deal as her sister then I’m assuming no. 1 (Keep the peace and be of good behavior) still stands.
But even if she breaks her peace bond, I doubt she’ll spend anytime in jail, she’ll just have a criminal record against her name and at her age, who gives a shit, I doubt she’ll be doing anything in the future where a criminal conviction is going to matter.
I think the bigger concern for the old witch is causing more problems in the building and the strata having grounds to kick her and Ilana out. Seeing them homeless, or better yet all three living in jon’s tiny condo and then becoming homeless would be a completely fitting end.
A mask will not save you! JY you don’t need a mask to hide your liberal tears! Like Juicy Jussie, I can not wait for you to have a meltdown after you are sentenced to jail!
People don’t brag about it like JV does the reality is the big man is in trouble and he knows it.
Maybe we should send him tips? Step by step guides? Free samples of fentanyl?
MeowMix
I don’t get what BC is not dealing with him in Ontario he would not get away with this.
Look at the assholes in BC government and the pervert predators trying to get in – like Morgane Oger. That fucker goes to bat for rapists and pedophiles and nailed a rat (or supported said nailing) to the vrr. People keep electing these clowns because they think it scores them woke points.
How come fatso didn’t get charged with false imprisonment, or at least lying to the police, that time fatso and Miriam blocked the reporter in his car on the condo drive by physically standing in front of it, while telling the police handler on the phone that the reporter wouldn’t leave. That’s the one with classic footage of fatso’s disability scooter rolling away and fatso running fast after it to catch it.
3 days until fatass and its fake service dog are banned from visiting Miriam.
That strata meeting is going to be a hilarious shit show. I really hope we have people on the inside that can get us audio of the meeting. Fatass hates it when people tell him he isn’t wanted (he really should be used to it by now), so this one is gonna sting.
Legal experts agree – if this law is passed, he doesn’t have grounds to fight it. Miriam can attempt to appeal, but she’d need backing from several other residents otherwise no Strata council would even entertain the idea of overturning it. Especially when this is justified after all the batshit behavior the Yaniv clan is responsible for. Jessica is, and has always been, a nuisance.
I sincerely hope the yaniv clan goes all in with this meeting and makes a complete spectacle of themselves. Will hopefully give the strata the ammunition to get these creeps banned from the building. A few indisputable facts; rexy IS NOT a service dog and no consideration should be given to it or its owner JY, peanut IS NOT a service dog and no consideration should be given to it or its owner JY, all the yanivs have an obligation to act within both the laws and bylaws that govern ownership in the strata and no special consideration should be given to any of them just because of a claimed and unproven disability or illness.
This is a watershed moment, I look forward to the yanivs starting to face the consequences of their actions.
If Miriam is attending the strata meeting, perhaps with fatso standing outside the condo listening in on the phone via Miriam’s phone, and then there are fireworks from Miriam, will Miriam be in breach of her court bond?
18068175 L of oxygen wasted by JY so far!
I also think people would be afraid to help Jon lest they find themselves slapped with a lawsuit for some BS (he scratched my arm while helping me up, I have PTSD from it). If Jon were laying on the ground bleeding and screaming for help, it’d be safer to just keep you eyes to yourself, put in your earphones and crank up the music and walk away. All his neighbors will tell themselves “Don’t worry, my mother will come around in a couple of of hours, she’ll call emergency services for him. Best not get involved…. anyway, I have to clean up the hallway a bit since was lost Kamal” 😀
sorry, that’s supposed to be “his mother will come around…”
So what’s the word from last night’s strata meeting? Was Miriam told to pack her bags and fack off?
Isn’t it about time that fatso was catfished again? Any volunteers?
Really bad move by fatso to antagonise the residents at Miriam’s condo when fatso was relying on being able to clandestinely live on Miriam’s balcony once fatso’s condo is taken away to pay court costs. Fatso really didn’t think this one through. Maybe fatso should invest in buying a tent for use as a future home.
No, he’ll get jumped by the other homeless people and have the tent stolen. Best thing would be a cardboard box with a hole cut in the side and a slot at the top… a pervert comes along, drops a twenty in the slot, sticks his dingus in the hole and gets a blow from Jon. Jon’s homeless glory hole service at it’s best.
He’d make a fortune charging people $20 to punch him.
@MeowMix
If the “punch me in the face ” business ever gets slow, he can always hand out the Fake Service Dog Warnings himself. It’ll save my friends the work.
MeowMix
Better yet have a dunk tank $10 per ball.
Only if we can tie lead weights to him first.
Next updade?
Everything is very quiet on the fatso and Miriam front. Are they deliberately keeping slow profile because they have finally realised there are consequences for their actions, such as being made homeless with fatso losing his condo to pay court costs, and Miriam being forced to sell her condo once the strata bans her from communal areas for batshit crazy doings, and the money from the sale having to be used to pay fatso’s debts. I think Ilana is collateral damage in all this, and hopefully she will find some retirement home to go to.
18127477L of oxygen wasted.
When the big man goes silent as a rule its for a reason
1)He is up to no good
2)He has been arrested
3)He is having another medical issue.
I think he’s just furiously Googling up their legal options right now. He wants to sue.
I’ve seen fatso’s social media posts of photos of junk food obese diabetic fatsohas ordered from food delivery services. Fatso whinging about the presentation of the food, probably hoping for a freebie or refund. They were breakfast or burgers so of course they are not going to travel well. Also photos of the food packaging with ridiculous lists of allergies, when of course these weren’t things fatso was allergic to, just things fatso didn’t want.
When fatso is homeless on the streets fatso won’t be so fastidious, having to feed out of garbage cans from restaurant, shop and takeaway food waste. No doubt begging a free feed from the local Sikh temple, church or synagogue. I wouldn’t put it past fatso trying to sue the the religious places for not catering to his supposed allergies, or sue the businesses for not putting allergy warnings on their trash cans, as they should know that the homeless will go scavenging for food. Hell, maybe fatso will even sue over the poor presentation of the food left overs. Hopefully fatso won’t have internet access once fatso is on the streets, so that will make litigation much more difficult.
I find it amazing he has not had a heart attack his weight and how much junk he eats.
Just seen fatso’s old dating profile. By the wine glass symbol it states ‘No’! Now that is a complete lie. However by the food symbol it states ‘I eat everything’! At leat obese greedy-guts junk food scoffing fatso was being honest about that one. Fatso was using the catfish profile pic. At least it wasn’t the barefoot pageant queen purple dress photo with the dress rising up at the back in a massive fart.