Ilana Altmann, Jessica Yaniv Simpson’s deranged aunt and Miriam Yaniv’s sister, was facing four criminal charges. On February 11, 2022, Altmann’s charges were stayed and a peace bond issued.
Her release conditions are below:
- Keep the peace and be of good behaviour.
- You must have no contact or communication, directly or indirectly, with Corporal Gafka and Constable Luzhetskiy of Langley RCMP, except when they are acting in the course of their duties as Peace Officers.
- You must not go to (or be within 100 metres of) any place where Corporal Gafka and Constable Luzhetskiy lives, works, attends school, worships, or happens to be. If you see them, you must leave their presence immediately without any words or gestures. The exception that, you may be in their presence when they are acting in the course of their duties as Peace Officers.
- You must maintain your mental health treatments and supports to the satisfaction of your treating physicians and mental health providers.
According to our legal expert, everything above is pretty standard. Keeping the peace is default on every peace bond, and the no-contact orders for the two RCMP constables are standard issue (remember that Gafka and Luzhetskiy were the victims of the crime, and of a harassment campaign and lawsuit afterwards).
The only condition that may be remotely interesting is #4. While it’s safe to assume, and most people already believed, that Ilana was as crazy as Miriam and JY, this proves that the court has some concern about her mental health and insists that she address it.
Miriam Yaniv’s charge remains unresolved. On February 23, 2022, a judicial case manager meeting was held to set a date for disposition. On March 4, 2022, Miriam Yaniv is expected in court one last time, and it is expected that she will receive a similar peace bond as Ilana.
What will be most interesting is her release conditions, and if they’re the same as Ilana’s. After all, Ilana faced four charges vs Miriam’s single charge, and Ilana was able to wrap her case up almost a full month ahead of Miriam. Was this a screwup by Miriam’s lawyer, or was Crown more concerned with Miriam’s behavioral history and wanted different conditions? We will find out soon.
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#4 likely puts Ilana’s defence strategy into context. She’s probably claiming that having been diagnosed with mental illness & being batshit crazy was the reason for her behavior against the officers.
Now waiting for the fuck up to happen with the Incest aunt
OH HOW THE MIGHTY FALL Remember last year JY and co were all lets sue that gafka blah blah blah yet again proves the family are psychotic losers woof woof woof
Miriam’s will most likely be the same and #1 will be her undoing as they constantly start situations that result in the Police being called. I give Mama Yaniv 1 week before that Peace Bond is broken. (Rubbing hands together in glee!!!)
MM probably already has the article written with the exception of a couple of fill-in-the-blank spaces: “Miriam bat-shit-crazy Yaniv violates plea bargain after 48 hours! Tased and hauled off to slammer!” 😀 can’t wait. I don’t think that dumbass bitch has the sense to lay low when it’s good for her.
Too many variables.
Did she break the peace bond on day 1 or day 2?
Did she assault a cop, a priest, Ilana, or someone in the strata?
What weapon did she use?
What racial slurs?
Where was Abdomen Overweight during this time?
All of them are bat shit crazy!
This wouldn’t have happened if Jess hadn’t phoned in a wellness check on Miriam and Ilana in the early hours of the morning.
I could imagine Jess doing the exact same thing again, which would probably result in Miriam and Ilana losing their tempers again and breaching their conditions.
Then it can have its mother and Aunt declared unfit and gain control over the finances which is its ultimate plan. Once it has the codes to the bank accounts it will bankrupt them all in a year or less. At least then they can be forced out of the apartment building as I bet all the owners are praying for!!!!!
Yeah, all the money spent on Doordash three times a day. 😀
The medical report suggested Jess could take a pee relatively normally, albeit at angle. I was sure Jess would need to use a a catheter.
Strange how Ilana looked the spitting image of Jess in the old photos.
Let’s give credit where credit is due: Miriam raised JY.
Translation: All three Yanivs need to be institutionalized and Thorazined into insensibility for the remainder. Good riddance too.
Annie, not sure anyone would want to take credit for that
I retract everything I said about Ilana Altman before. Bitch is as bat shit certifiable as Mama Yaniv and the great obese genderless limbo, it’s just unlike the other two, she has enough sense to keep to her looney tunes self and play Wile E. Coyote and the Roadrunner insider her own head.
All three need to be set adrift on an arctic ice flow.
Was there some sort of genetic experiment going on in Canada that led to these 3 freaks? Remember they might be bat shit crazy but they do have capacity to tell right from wrong.
Hey yaniv ya fat dummy, look at what happens when you fake having a service dog
https://calgaryherald.com/news/crime/blind-calgary-man-handed-jail-term-for-beating-dog-with-his-cane
Its only a matter of time till you do something similar.
Didn’t I read that he was abusing his dog in a Walmart once, but once he realized people were watching, he pretended to be all nice to it? I wish someone would’ve whipped out their phone to record it.